New countries today:
>Bhutan
>Cameroon
>Serbia
>Vatican City
>Europe almost covered entirely
>Africa finally getting it officially
Note: Africa is most likely heavily infested, but due to poor government organization and health service capabilities there are very few official reports.
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the world needs to collectively nuke china for this bullshit
you know how badly could be if you mix this virus with radioactivite, right ?
>Africa is retarded and possibly don't it's there
I wonder if it is the same here
Probably, but staying blue on that map makes me laugh every time.
you realise we have it too, but no one has idea what to do so they wont tell until we have 100s of infected? Currently they are using the Grip Type B bs. Im fine tho, the corona doesn’t affect drunkards
Yup. I am sure there are THOUSANDS of infected running around. As long as there is no official announcement we can dab on the red countries though.
Is Slovakia the last bastion of civilization?
Slovakian dick is too big for corona chan.
Finnaly we get to tag team corona with our superior Balkanoid immune systems.
Balkan bros can join ofc.
hey have high child mortality, ebola and aids that they're used to. 3% corona death rate is nothing to them.
Balkanbros can join the glorious Austro-Hungarian Empire
How the fuck has Mongolia not got it yet?
Big dick energy
oh no no onon no no nono on no no BUA UHHAHA HAH HA HA HHAHAH
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i find it curious why the one whore that spread the virus from italy to here hasn't given it to anyone else
Very rude, considering you are LITERALLY in the same boat.
>Serbia
Noooo
That was my exist strategy.
>Greenland
>Falklands
>Madagascar
that's not how viruses work
>ottoman province
mate we have literally never had "good times" or "greater macedonia" or whatever to be nostalgic towards
Yes you (we) did, pic related.
>Madagascar
niggers
>Greenland
snow gooks
>Falklands
the english
Kek, but better to have English cunts as neighbours than being dead I guess.
>Australia is struggling
>now there are delays on deliveries for online shopping
LOVE AUSTRALIA LADS
if that counts then i'd just be nostalgic for yugoslavia mate
there are only seven people in Mongolia
as u can read in the link below, coronavirus spread in italy because germany didn't lock flights with china in time. For those who won't understand google's italian, u just need to know this: italy has locked flights in time with coronavirus alerts announcements, but germany unconsciously left one airline opened which led people to evade italian security airport checks because of shengen. All of coronavirus cases in italy (as well in europe) are attributable to munchen initial focus. Following the virus growthit has been affirmed the 0-patient is probably from munchen, and the virus' genealogical tree shows up the german origin (due to similarities between genetic sequences)
old map
aktuality.sk
ITS FUCKING HEREEEEEEEE
i ordered some shit off amazon from japan at the start of february
is my purchase kill?
No, its just Woolies & Coles struggling to keep up with demaand. Some people are waiting 8 days for their weekly shopping
>Bulgarian
>nostalgic for a Serbian entity
Your choice, but seems weird to me.
if some gook that got corona'd sneezed on my package, am i kill?
welp
Yes
flying to greenland on sunday. Fuck you niggers I'm out.
The Eternal Kraut destroys Europe yet again.
breh stop being cringe
we're (as in me not you) a borderland
like the spot of orange between red and yellow on a color spectrum
at that point it's entirely subjective as to who you identify with
The guy in Serbia returned from Budapest. Officially there are only 2 cases in Hungary. That wluld be a 1:1,000,000 chance if that were true. If both HU cases were from Budapest. We prolly all have it already
Mongolia is nothing but desolate steppe land populated solely by scattered clans of nomadic barbarians. They're pretty safe from this.
Based Mongolians will be the only ones left
>Not in my country
Then it arrives in Brazil
>B-but they got it while they were in Europe!
Yesterday it was confirmed the two first internal spreading
>Well, at least it is not in my city
Yesterday a case was confirmed here (Brasília)
>Still not in my district
It'sfine.jpg
>Whites are immune
>Africa has less cases
>3 cases in Brazil so far
>Population: 209.3 million
>Deaths: 0
Fuck this shit it's fake panic created to take attention away from something or to influence the elections in the US. Go back to your lives now.
Yugoslavia was anti-serbian, that's why we got cucked for Kosovo, Serbian parts of Bosnia and Montenegro and almost Vojvodina
If theyre immune to the black death, theyre definitely immune to corona. Those guys are the legit/non larp master race.
there are less cases because there are less tests
Slovakia has fallen too.
spectator.sme.sk
Welcome to the family
Should I start prepping already?
F
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you can't keep getting away with it. . .
>Germany was anti-prussian, that's why we got cucked for Danzig, Prussian parts of Torun and Elbing and almost Frankfurt
kekekeke
>mfw one of the last 6 countries left blue in Europe
Well, you are right that it's cringe, but I can't help it. Maybe in another thread :^)
Stay safe and stock up on food.
based bulgar backstabber
Fucking RIP Slovakia anons.
if it makes you feel better my political ambition is a pan south slavic state a la Bismarck
Based mountain niggers, I always liked you guys. I've been to your beaches 3 out of the last 4 summers. Love your country. You fought like lions against the roaches in the Balkan War too. Never forget.
>1,234 new cases and 16 new deaths in Iran.
>1234
The fuck are the shitskins doing?
First case was confirmed today Jano.
aktuality.sk
it's probably around 80.000 cases, so no surprise
Madagascar will never get a COVID-19 case.
Screencap this
if you can look at the spread of corona-chan and not get suspicious, you're bluepilled as fuck
china then iran (not to mention iranian politicians, even one dude on the ayatollah's council)
if it goes to syria and russia next, that'll really make my almonds activate
I was watching Scott Adams' daily commentary video yesterday and he shared a theory by some other dude that the most severe infections are in areas that are highly polluted/have really bad air - China, Iran, South Korea, Italy (officially the worst air in Europe) and the fucking cruise ship (cruise ships are notorious for having terrible air even on deck due to the exhaust fumes).
It makes some sense that dirty air makes it worse for the sick, but also the particles in the air are used by the virus cunts to latch on to and travel around.
Interesting theory.
Eating shit
How about the Ptolemys? Macedon sister fucking kings of Egypt.
yeah mate
it's the bad air that killed those iranian officials
cui bono you autist
>Slovakia
>No cases
Always left behind.
mate....
>unconsciously
It eass a deliberate infection. Read this amd realise it was posted at the same time as the first infections were spreading in Italy.
Italy was a deliberate petri dish so they could experiment with limited quarantine and slowing the rate of, but not stopping the infection.
Is your PM infected? There was a story about his withdrawal from a debate, then crickets.
OH FUCK
no you join OUR empire.
You want some truth-pillz Bulbro?
As of 28-Feb-2020 there were anywhere from 10 to 14 CONFIRMED SARS-CoV-2 cases in MMA(Military Medical Academy)- however doctors are under gag order as to :
A:) Not cause panic
B:) Not drain the already drained NII(National Insurance Institute) - WE have no money to cover SICK LEAVES for quarantine.
C:) Not destroy the CALL CENTRE business that is SO BORDERING ON PRISON but OUR TARD IN CHIES IS PROPPED BY THEM.Also where he will get fuckholes for all those shitskins that run these CALL CENTRES and for his KIKE MASTERS.
Can't wait for #C to become infested hellholes of low IQ morons (read fags & cumdumpster tier sluts) and fuckin get rekt.Those building wide AC units spread disease faster than you can say HA.
Wasted. Viiurus survives on surfaces for up to nine days. Killed by UV. So leave it in the sun and don't handle it for a couple of weeks.
how about something that didn't happen 8 millennia ago by people that only 50% of your ancestry is from
IN CHIEF. damn when I get angry , I do skip spellcheck :)