I have the most based pantry right now and a bunch of meat in the freezer. It looks like a cook heaps. Deadset, I'm resisting putting the pics of this shit on tinder because it's so tough.
Jack Sullivan
Do the QLD cops wear body cameras? I'd love to see the footage of the female cop being BTFO by a goon bag launched from a stolen pushbike. What a shot.
Add $2500 for the psych report if you have ever even so much told a GP you have depression. That is if you can find one who will do a psych report for you to get your hands on a gun.
Benjamin Harris
Fuck lost 100 bucks on rigged gook csgo
Nathaniel Clark
Why do people think the power won't go out? Fuggin ayy that would make up for 2020 100% untill the end of time!
Easton Thomas
Fuckin great job user. Now they'll fuckin ban water pistols too. Clap fuckin clap.
>Job agency wants me to do a trolley collector position that opened earlier this week >Die from coronavirus or die from having support payments cut I am actually scared. What do I do?
Matthew Sullivan
How do I get an ASIS gf?
Landon Collins
People can't be trusted with water pistols
Jonathan Sanders
Push the trolleys into the storm drain like every other cunt does.
What faggot called the police on my suicide threat? There are pigs on the bridge walkway area...
Austin Kelly
Not when you fill them with petrol and strap a sparkler to the front.
Dominic Cox
go to a gp and get a 3 month medical certificate for anxiety
Jace Smith
Tell them you have a sprained ankle.
Caleb Rodriguez
Is there seriously glowniggers in here posting cute girl glownigger shit because they're talking in the office and they're trying to fuck the other glowniggers?
Chase Kelly
Maybe hang around out front of their HQ and awkwardly ask out women entering the building? I think that's your best chance.
Gavin Morgan
how can you fuck up the interview? they give this job to somalis
Nathan Reyes
no. feds don't bother with auspol threads anymore
Jordan James
Start scratching your groin halfway through the interview.
Jackson Wright
Just jump. Cunt what are they gonna do shoot you?
Ethan Evans
I hate women. Women need to be raped and beheaded. Faggots need to be thrown off rooftops ISIS style. Chinks need to be deported. Whitey needs to pay reparations for the invasion. Aboriginals need to be given more gibs. Is that normal?
Isaac Wilson
my local trolley collector is somali too
Joseph Long
Kek, the Premier just sent an e-mail to all public servants asking us to consider taking a holiday at home to boost the local economy.
And to use some faggot hashtag encouraging others to do the same.
We also now have unlimited 'special leave' if you wish to self-isolate or you run out of sick leave, no need to dip into sick/annual leave.
Just coof on every cunt you walk past and say you are spreading the virus with intent
Jose Perez
The Libs intend to inject cash into the "infrastructure" sector which many have warned is not a direct and immediate form of aid to alleviate the economic pressures we're facing, as its impact will be felt almost a year or two later when in reality it needs to be immediately appreciable within weeks or months.
Rudd-tier redistribution worked because the majority of the $900 was spent within a week on whatever people wanted, keeping many sectors of society afloat. I gravely fear the Libs are just going to funnel money into real estate developments thrn privatise the construction to a likely Chinese firm, to further inflate the bubble.
Christian Mitchell
>how can you fuck up the interview? The old 1488, Hitler is gr8, rant should do it.
Yeah we stopped browsing these threads a while ago.
Samuel Adams
Missing out on that single event made me go on neetbux in the first place, all my friends got it, no party for me.
Daniel White
nsw health internal memo... 4 weeks pandemic
Justin Jones
don't worry guys the boomers will still get their pensions it's all fine
Levi Phillips
>We also now have unlimited 'special leave' public servants have always had that lazy cunts
Landon Gray
Can I hop on dsp if I tell my psych I have anxiety/depression? Or do i need a real disability?
Tyler Johnson
Then they will give a few $250k speeches to the infrastructure industry after leaving office.
Michael Gray
It was sweet. I went full abbo and spent it on a play station and a bike
Angel Watson
I have personally thrown up half a litre of pink milk on que just for this situation
Elijah Sanders
How do I get psychological help frens? I fear I may do something that I will later regret.....
Jonathan Brooks
What state?
Juan Ross
My best friend has tourettes and he plays it off as a joke but ive heard him crying about it in secret
Cooper Williams
Call me a crackhead, but I always have a point....
Carson Edwards
You need to basically have no chance of getting a job and be some sort of mong.
Justin Gray
Unless your psych is your buddy ect and will bs for you, anxiety wont cunt it m8
Luis Baker
Correct. Also construction is at or near capacity so this will just increase already inflated construction wages with no immediate economic boost or relief.
They need to give out a $1000 bonus to all taxpayers. Simples. Only cost Rudd $12.7 billion which isn't much really.
How do I get a job frens? Nobody will employ a retard with AHD and verbal dyspraxia
PS. Gimme a GF or I'll rope
Daniel Rogers
I've fucking had it, I'm done being a cow waiting for the slaughter. I'm taking this fight directly to them. Wanna genocide me? Better get me before I ashtray the lot of you.
Just picked up pic related. You can see me live at the Central Synagogue - 15 Bon Accord Ave, Sydney or watch the livestream below. Going on live 9:00pm local time (5 minutes).
I just pray they have more targets than I have bullets. It should be a busy night, so I don't need to be so hopeful.
You know how it goes >Manifesto: pastebin.com/fg46f >Livestream: live4.io/ctc466fj Save while you can before it gets shoahed
yes, but the rudd hand outs all had to be paid back with interest. no long term value once the new flat screen tv shits the bed. at least there should be some long term value in infrastructure
Angel Sullivan
even then it will get knocked back. I had 5 doctors sign off on mine and it was rejected the first time. I had to threaten to kill myself in centrelink.
Parker Richardson
can that glow poster/ ABC journalist fuck off already
Act overly enthusiastic and talk about how you really need this job and that you're a hard worker and that no matter what you would be the best employee they have ever had the pleasure of hiring.
Here's the thing though: You're pissing your pants this whole time. You don;t acknowledge it, from your perspective the interview went "super well" then you get up and leave and they never call you back.
Asher Thompson
Nice larp asio. Well, it was the first few times.
Luke Davis
>phonefagging kill yourself faggot
Robert Rodriguez
If you can get an autism diagnosis of any sort that will cut it. As long as you act the part in the centrelink assessment
Parker Powell
like all the flag poles they put up in schools? Get fucked, give the people their own money back you kike.
Leo Ortiz
tfw just got diagnosed wish me luck boys
Alexander Nelson
Tarrant style?
Angel Gutierrez
I don't understand the purpose of life... How the fuck do I get a GF? How the fuck do I get on DSP? How the fuck do I get a job?
I have. It's actually really difficult to do, your brain stops you.
Michael Howard
nigger you can’t regret suicide you’re fuckin dead. Although i heard 95% of people regret it during the split second or moments after they’ve jumped or pulled the trigger
Evan Robinson
Bee yourself
Asher Nguyen
I don't get a haircut unless my mum cuts it at home
Michael Flores
Just eat a few packets of extra strong mints a few hours before hand. Your brain won't be able to compete.
There's all these cunts on facebook longposting their 2 cents about Coronavirus. It's hilarious how there's this digital public and cunts hare having a go at it to make announcements.
Dylan Taylor
Not as obvious. >piss yourself is obvious to see - especially in pale coloured pants. >stink like shit - they already hire Wetsuits who do that anyway
Joseph Mitchell
>Goybook
Kys normie
Cooper Phillips
laxatives is actually the route I had to go, didn't seem worth it over just piss, but it was a good learning experience. Fuck, where were you 4 years ago?
Dominic Miller
My parents left for the weekend. How do I cook bacon?
Nolan Lewis
I don't care I click links get fucked.
Adrian Smith
>How do I get a gf >How do I get a job >How do I get friends >also fuck facebook
Easton Rodriguez
i’m not a depressedfag but the study was interviewing attempters idiot
Agreed. I do not even have a ((Facebook)) account.
Dominic Howard
you're gonna stay in newstart limbo forever living with your parents till they die till you're 55 and become the crazy old white homeless man surrounded by niggers and chinks
Liam Turner
Government won’t ban travel from Italy bc Melbourne grand prix this weekend. Can’t ban team Ferrari from coming. The event is worth billions to the government.