/CVG/ Corona Virus General #1641

hey stare into these crazy sigils come on man be cool

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Fear mongering bot

/cvg/ veterans report

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EXPONENTIAL GROWTH

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bitch I ain't no bot, fuck you

How much is a single n95 mask worth? I have a box but want to get more but everyone isn’t trying to price gouge.

Could you imagine working in a fucking nursing home or a retail store right now?

Fuck that shit

Me, on the left.

Why the chances of getting it are less than 1%

Jesus boomer, that's unreadable shit

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>doubling every 2 days
so 190m cases and 5.7m deaths in 30 days time then

You pulled that figure from your ass
That's currently an unknown variable

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>China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
>archive.is/N3xns
>The shocking revelation was made today byThe Epoch Times, a US-based Chinese-language newspaper backed by the Falungong movement

So the source for this is a religious cult persecuted by the CCP, I'm sure that's impartial.

Does anyone here genuinely care about the truth or is this just one big LARP where we pretend we're facing armageddon?

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Has anyone truly “recovered” from this illness? It seems like everyonw is getting reinfected. So its not just that people are getting sick and sometimes recovering. They are getting sick them getting sick again and again... until death?

Employee at Sweden's equivalent of FEMA (MSB) has tested positive for the virus. Hahahahah

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wud iz goeen on buddis? anee habenings todai? am still aleev heerr not dud yet

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Big news day yesterday
We go again

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I feel like recovery just means tests negative twice, and is 'healthy' enough to be discharged honestly

song from webm 1640bread
youtu.be/NyMUqOBICPc

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You’re right, it’s probably something like less than .03% chance

>tfw the threads pre/cvg/

Cameroon infected

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There's another thread.
Mods, lock this. The other was opened over an hour ago.

lol just stop pulling figures out of your ass faggot

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thought blacks were immune

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Checking in. Got called a new fag in thread last night.

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The other one is pretty much at bump limit so fuck off

207 known cases out of 320,000,000 people that’s like .004% nigger do u even math

fuck off meme flag

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Something YUGE better happen after all this hype.

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Update France you fricking dumdum, 423 dead

hahah holy shit I needed a good laugh

Simpler times

2 dead !!!

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Or 7 billion people 100k known cases that’s what like .0010% fucking incels ur not gonna catch it

First case in Serbia lads

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Spain +32
Im infected, lets go

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Albania should follow and we won't have to deal with that albanoid poster anymore

where's the buttplug? Corona loves mucus membranes, your anus is full of them unironically. You need a plug to protect yourself if you don't have NBC suit.

okay let me educate you, you can't quantify spread because we do not know the true values. all we can do is look at suggested spread, and judge by the R0.

Worldwide spread, and infected popping up all across the US would imply a higher chance of catching the virus.

The odds get higher when you factor in the fact it stays on surfaces, is airborne, and so on.

So maybe go back to school retard.

France infecting Africa

>bump limit
What? It has only 23 or so posts.... Are all californians fucking faggots? Jesus christ, I had hope for Redding.

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zdravlje.gov.rs/vest/346180/registrovan-prvi-oboleli-od-covid-19.php

Yup it's true, here's the official source

>neocon faggot

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haha saved it

The insane speed is no longer on big announcements it's most of every day

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If you do get it you'll be fine. Australia's only had 2 deaths so far. One a Chinese guy in his 70s and another was a 95 year old nursing home resident.

has the same image and thread number from an earlier one which was at the bump limit.. little confused by that existing but w/e

>wakemeup.mp3
b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2020&mm=03&dd=06&nav_category=12&nav_id=1663151

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isn't that the homo that had a video of him leaked sucking two niggers off? Bill? More like FILLmeupwithcum

Cool LARP
Tell me more

hey faggot the original thread 1640 closed so move on it's 1641

Know some girl that works at a pharmacy. She told me about 5 cases in a single town. One of them was a dad whose daughter kept going to school for a few days.

I have a better chance of winning the lotto and getting struck by lightning in the same day. Fact

Damage report Aussie Anons, do you have toilet paper. None at my local Woolies here

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These words are so retarded that reading them hurts my brain. Please, Coronachan, embrace this smug boomertard and do it quickly.

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So you don't get the point I'm making, and are talking about other shit to sound smart. Look retard fuck off

Austria 47

street shitting is in your future

>being this much of a fuck up.
user, stop being such a cunt
Is not only older, but has less than this thread. Stop being a cunt. It has 5 imagines.

it's just a flu just relax anons you're going to be fine

welcome to the party, lads

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Cases in Korea are starting to taper off.

>These red poison candies aren't scary, you just didn't count them earlier.

What the hell is the boomers problem, i get "it won't be too bad" denial, but why go mad shilling "NOTHING IS WRONG REEEEEE"

Maybe at this moment, or even a week from now your odds of catching coronavirus are as you say. However, given the virulence of this outbreak, unless you're bunkered down away from civilization, you WILL catch it in the next month. It's just numbers.

VATICAN CITY REPORT IT'S FIRST CASE
>VATICAN CITY REPORT IT'S FIRST CASE

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1640 was here

Recovered =/= cured

The only reason I'm going to be fine is because I've prepped.

I have a buffer to deal with any shortages, and full-face masks so I can breathe in public. But 99.9% of my countrymen don't, and they are the ones who will suffer.

Map of countries by percentage of people with high resistance to HIV.
IF the theory if other russian user in previous thread is right, this can be interesting.
Tl:dr the darker your country o the map the higher percentage of your population can be immune to Corona-chan.

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As to be expected but burgers will deny it all they can because they are emotionally driven

aka pope

We will reach 100,000 confirmed cases today

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Watching this homo cope this hard on social media is one of the best things about this shitshow

Would one of you fag be so kind to post the /cvg/ essentials movies list?

I never fucking linked that post you fucking idiot. >God, I hope you raze California.
You really are a tiresome fucking state.

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Indeed. And we are seeing many cases of "recovered" people later testing positive. kek

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Please stop using anime
Anime is illegal in Australia and we may be forced to stop using anime threads
thank you

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>mfw bought 20 packets the day before the store run

People are selling 10 packs for 40 bucks right now, can't wait to sell my excess when the price hits 400

That was a split thread cockroach let it die

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My point there is we've had 1640, said and done, the other one shouldn't even exist, Now fuck off

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Keeping the HQ clean, sir.
youtube.com/watch?v=Wr1Yi0z_XhU

omega man missing though

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pope got tested apparently and its
>just
>a
>flu
>bro

Please be the antipope, please be the antipope.

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