is there any job on Earth more cucked than the Queens Guard?
>years of military training only to get mocked relentlessly
>stupid looking
>defending monarchy, the most cucked form of governance on the planet
also if anyone has any good videos of the public harrising people post them I lose those videos
you have to be over 18 to post here
You have to not be sitting on a buttplug to post here.
Do they fight back when attacked? Surprised no muslims have made a move yet.
Disqualifies you
>doesnt deny it
Hmmm
They'll kick the fucking shit out of you mate, it happens quite a lot that people fuck with them, and they'll more often than not just knock your fucking teeth in, stupid foreigners think they just stand there motionless all day every day
>No, you must swear fealty to my zionist plant, how dare you have sacred cultural traditions that supercede my zog lords
>is there any job on Earth more cucked than the Queens Guard?
es, being an American tourist (they're always American) who gets a friend to film while they try to distract a member of the Queen's Guard.
>imagine being a britcuck with a unloaded rifle tourist attraction
lmao.
based
He's got his hat over his eyes so he isn't recognized in photos and doesn't have to look at the persons who humiliate him. He is now able to see sounds like blind people.
Those flat feet and Theresa May stance.
They're not hiring their best
>They'll kick the fucking shit out of you mate
Any good stories / videos of this?
I think most people in this country respect what they do, hence why all the normies here think burgers are dumb as fuck, and I mean ALL the normies think this
Im surprised these guards havent been replaced with women or trannies yet. Seems awfully sexist to have all cis white males
>virgin Queen's Guard vs Chad Indian-Pakistani border closing ceremony
Probably a fair few on the web, I watched some stupid tourist try and reach out at one of them, guy shoved him to the floor and absolutely screamed in his face to get back, they have to deal with it a lot from dumb chinks, yanks and yuros
>Unloaded
Proofs?
I highly doubt that ever happened
Also American soldiers would wipe the floor with anyone in your cucked little military
imagine being in any army/police force for any zionist nation like france/uk/usa. you are literally supporting your own demise and the og globalists
>>defending monarchy, the most cucked form of governance on the planet
I think you meant to say the most based.
Oi m8 you got ur big hat loicense
>cucked
They'll literally kill you if you fuck with them, dumbass
>monarchy the most cucked form of governance on the planet
bold words coming from a kikemocratic mutt, unless you mean parliamentary monarchy.
The guns are parade rifles and the barrels are cemented, though if there's an actual threat they have actual sad soldiers on stand by
Why do foreigners think it's ok to be disrespectful?
yeah these faggots
That's staged, idiot. Guy doesn't even have spec uniform or rifle.
if UK wasn't run by animals they could develop a space navy to replace their defunct ocean navy but that honor will go to others
>do multiple tours of duty
>risk your life for years
>come home, get dressed up in a cute outfit and be drilled every day about how to act like a toy for some old cunt on a throne
>every day you do stupid rituals created for the sole purpose of amusing the royal family
What a pointless existence.
You WILL worship war and its actors!
This
so why are you here?
Cringe and republican pilled
>defunct
user, they basically have no navy. Don't pretend and just attach a adj to explain their, NON EXISTENT NAVY, status.
>be a tourist
>lol I think the queen's guards can't move cause I saw it in a movie I'm going to poke them!
>get your nose broken
>waaah! How dare!
And that's why most of the guards got moved inside the walls except for a couple who are trained to deal with tourists, even then stuff like pic related happens all the fucking time.
>Definition of defunct
>: no longer living, existing, or functioning
You do realise those weapons are actually loaded, right? They're not just there on parade.
Should have shot that coon where he stood.
Exactly, Goodjob, bud.
bongs are goofy
at least their weapons are loaded user
These cucks with toy guns guard a figurative dead soldier from being attacked by nobody
>BEHIND THE CHAIN AND RAIL
gay af
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imagine how much more you'd get out of life if you'd just explain what you mean instead of relying on people reading your mind
READ MY GOD DAMN MIND THEN! Jesus fucking christ, it's that hard several hundred miles away. Don't be a nigger.
Do you see it yet?
that nose is incredibly sharp. Almost goblin-like.
The fact that a Brit of all things is asking that question makes me laugh. Apologize to Ireland.
I suppose I don't understand the point of people unwilling to enter into a discussion on a board where discussion is the entire point
your alternative is to be funny or provide information and you've done neither
are you trying to tell me that you're just here to waste time because you're so unimaginative you can't think of anything better to do?
the life of someone like that would be sad indeed
It's the Queen's guard? The queen (ie: cunt) of England. You really give a shit about her? Maybe if you're of English origin, but you haven't been of English origin for fucking years, have ya? LAD? No. Fuck the queen.
Just admit you hate white people, white cultural heritage and that you are a cuckity cuck.
a person's origins can change? what an interesting view of the world you have
Not true, over catagorisation with to wide of a range.
MAEK WAY FOR CITY OF LONDON FIGUREHEAD OR BABY DICK BLOOD SPILL
shut up, amerilard
There is one where the gaurd's order is that when threatened or believes security is being breached in his immediate vacinity, he must then retreat to his gaurd house. If you try to follow or enter the gaurd house, he will take a bayonette forward stance and defend the gaurd house and or entry way, by stabbing the shit out of you.
I did 12 years in the Grenadier Guards. When we were doing public duties it was quite monotonous but you did get to live in the only good bit of London for free. No one ever mocked us. I had a lot of phone numbers and hotel addresses and room numbers dropped behind me, along with at least one different currency every week. About 1/4 of the numbers were from men.
>origins can change
>origin: place where once ORIGINATED from
That is a tricky fucking statement user. Your DNA predates your origin. But you could be born in Japan, as a European, and your origin is Japan... Don't play this semantics game.
The Guard are allowed to kick you out of the way or do whatever they deem necessary as they're considered in an active wartime duty roll in that position.
A lot of stupid foreigners think they can do whatever they want, and have gotten tossed on they're ass.
These are just minor non physical warnings:
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Here's several where they throw people out of the way:
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Get bayonetted.
hasn't that Ghaddafhi guy been dead for the past decade?
Those fucked up furry hats make those pinko anlos look so stupid and goofy.
Theyre hilarious