The entirety of Yas Forums is out on a ship in the pacific

basicly the /fa/ meetup but all die.

user, half the comments so far are about gay sex. Fitting in here is a sign of severe mental illness.

Fucking Lord of the Flies.

Build a fire then try to weave a net out of palm leaves or something to catch a fish or sharpen a stick to make a spear and try to catch a fish that way. Then the only issue is fresh non salty water which is a biggy.

Came to post this.

Based

Holy Moses it would be a war.

The ENTIRETY OF Yas Forums?

I would try to organize people into groups, one for food, one for water, one for shelter, one for fire, one for establishing means of communication.

However I'm sure a hundred other autists would disagree and interject claiming to know what the right thing to do in such a situation better then anyone else is.

I have a loud voice so I would try to be forceful but I don't know if I could force order upon thousands of people. So I would cut my losses.

I would approach physically fit males. (although the few females would of course be a highly valued commodity, if our tribe is the most successful we can easily attract or steal woman from other groups, without strength)

I would explain to them my plan that this large group of people is too unworldly and I would demonstrate through conpentace and a clear plan that I was a worthy leader, and tell them that we are going as far away from these people as possible. In order to survive and find resources that we can monopolize with our strength.

We would leave and go off into the woods.

On the shore over the following days mass panic and psychosis would ensue. Many of these people have little social expierince. Many of them rarely leave their house and are dependant on the internet. And they are all highly opinionated and think they know better.

I'm sure it would be a matter of less then a few days before the first murder occurs. Maybe that's even being a bit generous.

this happens

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Imagine all the balkan-anons ... They'd burn the Island down over some patch of sand

>this is what leafs acctually believe...

Ethnostate

>Yas Forums would have even got out of the harbor without someone shitposting and capsizing the ship

The non whites get bound together as a make shift raft

A hierarchy is quickly established based on the necessary and related skills first, and those with none provide help for those with the skills to build and maintain shelter, procure food, and scout the island.

Those with no skills whatsoever are tasked with finding useful things on the island, like logs used for a SOS sign on the beach.

Once a shelter is made we all sit around and swap stories and get used to one another. Eat together. Sleep together. Work together. Any obvious problem people are immediately cast into the ocean and drowned. And you take it from there.

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It's Lord of the Flies, except every character is Piggy.

I'll tell you what happens. I let loose a decade of suppressed sexual violence upon the defenceless members of our little island. I will plunge into a diabolical world of rape.

Any twinks here? Reading this? I'm not gay but women are gross. Prepare to get sucked off on the beach with the glowing eyes of 100 beach crabs watching on in the moonlight.

The crabs will watch my tongue explore your foreskin. Crab daddies.

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Consider how many people visit Yas Forums this could happen with a small group. But not the entirety.

Thousands of autistic opinionated people many with limited social skills all on a beach with no internet access and no food or water...

its our patch of sand
fuck you roo

>The non whites get bound together as a make shift raft

But blacks can't float, everyone knows that. How would we lash together enough asians to do it?

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>what happens?

Romanians claim the island was always theirs, it's ancient Dacian territory.

Americans build a cuck shack to watch interrational porn

Russians build a commieblock out of bamboo to feel at home

Germans start orbiting the darkest person and crown him Führer

Greeks chill on the beach and do nothing until they die of starvation

Swedes beg muricans to gain access to the cuckshack

Chinks commit suicide because they can't smell their leaders pheromones

ah fuck this

Also social hierachies don't work that way in reality.

The most forceful and "seemingly competent" individuals would take the top of the hierarchy. Regardless of if they are competent or not.

People follow confidence and decisiveness in a crises.

Even if the decisions made are less then optimal.

>make a rock message
>fuck kikes
>fuck niggers
>fuck jannies
Then kill anyone who refuses to eat the shellfish

I get to have butt sex with a bunch of other right wing homos then get killed for being ((())). I'm in.

You would be the first to get thrown into the ocean.

blowjobs, lots of blowjobs

Schizos murder everyone else because they think everyone else is a CIA agent

>schizofags murder everyone else and eat their brains
>contract disease from cannibalism
>"sloppy job mossad!"
>die foaming at the mouth

First, the Canadians set up a chinese eatery using whatever wildlife washes ashore while the swedes hand their women over to the darkest guy in the group.

Second, the Americans and Russisns set up houses made of sticks and commie blocks made of rocks respectively

Third, the artists establish satellite communication with the mainland using only coconuts, and send a message about how Niggers tongue their anus.

Fourth, the mainstream media show up looking for some guy called 4chanman.

Finally, the survivors get extradited to face trial after the remains of 6 gorillion cremated poltards are discovered in a mass grave while nobody ever questions how it was done in 3 days using only 2 makeshift ovens.

Did anyone say LEBENSRAUM?

Non europeans are enslaves, leafs turned into fish bait, kikes used as fuel.
Decades later, Island starts colonizing the rest of the world.

It would become mini-USA, a 52% white country run by jews

I would bash your head in with a rock and roast your glutes over a pit fire.

I rape someone and proceed to piss and shit all over the island and tell anyone who cleans it up that they do it for free

Kek

We finally decide what constitutes a white person

Well said fren
We would all get a long and build our own nation

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Youre a rotten, horrible POS

Leafs, Swedes and memeflags gets put in "the pens" to be eaten first. Starting with this guy Niggers and spics get segregated accordingly.
Niggers are all roped together and used for manual labor under strict supervision to avoid discussions on statistics.
Nose inspection to see who is to get burned on the pyre, at least until the man sized oven gets made.
Race war ensues, consisting of a lot of shit-talk with nothing to back it up.
This continues until everyone dies of cholera within a month.

>the entirety of Yas Forums
Is the Island big?

NGOs will find a way to flood it with third-world migrants within a decade

A functional society is born.

Yes sir. I will follow you to the death.

kek, fucking shills

We would ironically kill every jew on Yas Forums and im not kidding. The women would be tied down and we will set a heirarchy of quests to complete to whom finishes these quests for the collective gets to breed the first woman and so on. We would then have the largest economy in the world in 5 years.

>We would ironically kill every jew on Yas Forums and im not kidding.

*blocks your path*

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unironically* fuck!

The fats do better than the skinnies the first year. The skinnies all die of starvation in first month...

gay orgy in all likelihood

if something like that ever happens to me, first thing ill do is search for a canadian to beat the shit out of. if there are no canadians around next best thing is spaniard/french who knows english but refuses to speak it.

Itll become an ethnostate

imma beat you in to the dirt, form a tribal bond with you, and then we're gonna go beat up the french

I tell all the shills I miss my tranny boyfriend and lament about missing my cousin's bris. They invite me to their cave and i kill them during firewatch

I know you're a good user.deep inside, you're just doom pilled w sarcasm because the world is clowned. We would ha e good laughs on a fishing trip

I would follow you, brother.

Gee, I wonder what would happen if you took a bunch of 20yo white incels that never left their rooms for a minute in their lives to survive alone on a hostile environment with no food, shelter and water.
There are experienced survivalists that go on that fake show naked and afraid and leave crying to mommy 3 days later