/CVG/ Corona Virus General #1640

It's a nothing burger fuck off

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About time

idk if it's been posted yet, but first cases at Microsoft and LinkedIn have been found

How are you feeling today btw?

If you have coronavirus, post medic dox.
>censor your personal info of course

>don't flu
>open inside

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Was made 6 seconds earlier.

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America will be hit hard
With the population density that it has and the amount of people unable to get Healthcare it will spread like wildfire

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=b7zsp-SJUFg

shortness of breath got a bit worse
rest pretty much unchanged with minor uptick in fever and cough

if anyone could it'd be an aussie, good luck fren

>545 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>2 in serious condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

sucking a coronavirus golfball de lads

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Nothing to worry about. Just the flu bro.

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Americans are the new Italians

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how can i find the chart that has the cases over time curves for individual countries? .. one posted here showed a few euro countries

nobody gives a shit threadsplitting paddy twat

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Every election year has a disease

SARS ———2004
AVIAN———2008
SWINE———2010
MERS———-2012
EBOLA———2014
ZIKA————2016
EBOLA———2018
CORONA——2020

Coincidences? NEVER

twitter.com/me_think_free/status/1233440669848481794

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China was Strong
Virus is nuthinbergers
China win a good war
Many felicitations to good boss Xi
Wish our boss boris was as stronge

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Anyone else feel a little less stressed recently?

South Korea numbers, Diamond Princess getting more recoveries, and even though it's not even killing all the nursing patients it's getting into

Plus this dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075633/First-British-victim-25-describes-coronavirus.html pretty much disproving any sort of reinfection nonsense

I feel like this is going to be more a of a nuisance than anything else

It's going to fuck you in the ass sooner or later Hanz, how many new cases yesterday?

Corona-Chan is no match for Lysol-Sama

Kuruttiku Hitto

>how can i find the chart that has the cases over time curves for individual countries? .

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image made me lol

i think alot of eu leisure class is infected i mean that milan fashion show happend during outbreak they then went to paris for another 2 weeks

>ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST
Thanks but i'd better die.

Prayer alone can't stop coronachan
youtube.com/watch?v=rmhtsvAcZXQ

Holy shit its almost like humans at this point in time travel the world a lot more thus causing more frequent outbursts like that.

Tell that to our fellow countrymen

More than double we had confirmed the day before.

Updated map, using info from t.me/coronavirus_timeline

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well if a certain dumbshit organization had declared a pandemic, countries might've taken it seriously from the start!

Hm, doesn't sound great. You can try to take in loads of oral vitamin C or getting it IV if that's somehow possible. Might help according to the Chinese. Hope you get better soon.

BANGER lads
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583309939202.webm

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try not to become infertile.

And now the singing tranny is a tripfag
(with suspected coronavirus)
Figures

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>well if a certain dumbshit organization had declared a pandemic, countries might've taken it seriously from the start!

Theyre more concerned with the company shareholders profit.

this is good but if anyone knows where i can get one with them all on the same axis (not adding, but separate lines for each country - like a race lol) that would be appreciated

>Migrants dont eat that stuff
Germany to become 100% ethnic German again.

I've been relatively stable myself, fever is kinda coming and going, cough isn't too bad right now

Yeah I feel like the virus isn’t such an unknown anymore.
Recoveries are up. It seems as though the chinese weren’t lying about mortality rates and impacting mostly elderly. We know it’s mainly surfaces people are picking it up from. And now we know why people are dropping (blood/brain barrier).

Not as scary as it was 2 weeks ago.

Reminder that Trump got BTFO by Chadros last night

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>attention seeker seeking more attention

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time to cum to anime as much as i can before its illegal and then freeze my seed next to all my frozen prep food

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>namefags
>tripfags
wow this thread sucks

Degenerate unhygenic half breeds?
Yeah

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Just a flu, bro.

Can I still shoot huge loads if I go infertile?

exactly, you can do stupid shit, or you can act and complain when no one takes it seriously. you can't be a moron then bitch people didn't take proper steps.

Song, anyone?

火红的萨日朗

>Become immune
user, I...

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Same, user

/cvg/ veteran here, following this mess since thread count was in double digits

Seems like ole’ Corona-chan is turning out to be less of a world destroyer than we originally thought.

I for one consider this a good thing. Many of the psychopathic happeningfag neetlords on here may not. . . I recommend they take up a sport or hobby, like carpentry or brewing kombucha.

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>火红的萨日朗
Cheers.

Cherry picking time ranges
And their are national elections somewhere every single year
>inb4 my irrelevant mutt politics is numba1

>vitamin C
on it but don't think it'll help
>IV
had no time to raid my medic bag for the stuff needed for it

> +309 cases in south korea

Shi dead.
No wae for Chen Wei

shit let a nigga dream

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Measures taken before a pandemic will seem alarmist; those done afterwards will seem like far too little.

Im Just wondering why we dont See recovered people being paraded around.

Anyone have a source for state by state case updates in the US?

you mean our health minister

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Brewing kombucha looks like a lot of fun. I’m gonna make my own scoby one of these days.

Weebs are spastics, obsessed psychos, commie tards and autists. If they lose their bread and circuses, there will be disgusting sights all around the country.

Yas Forums lied to me black people can get the coronavirus.

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>fatality rate in Germany 0%
Do other countries even try

>more tripfags have arrive
there is one (singular) reason to tripfag and that's if you're a confirmed leaker giving consistent updates

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it is like getting a vasectomy

Thanks for the news, user. I must’ve been sleeping in the other timeline where MicroShit didn’t buy LinkedIn. When did that shit happen? Was it always MS?

Probably just a cold but I've been feeling short of breath and shitty since last night.
Do you think I could be a chosen one?

Make that six seconds.
Mornin' califag. Feeling better?

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I hope you'll never meet upgraded corona-chan user

complacency is pretty easy to fall into, but the blackout of information, healthcare workers falling sick and dying, government placating everyone as much as possible.

If you can't see something is seriously fucking wrong here, then you're blind.

It's all over Africa already. You just don't know it.

ONE OF OUR COWORKERS CALLED IN SICK AND WILL BE GONE FOR A WEEK
TELL ME, O DIGITS
IS IT OVER
IS MY CITY FUCKED

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Give me a quick rundown.

>Married
>2 kids
>Durban
Sounds white to me

>fever, headache, malaise, sore throat, not much of a cough
hey thats me

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>tripfag
Easyer to filter out at least
I wish they cut off internet access to all bpd's

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Its a question im asking since the first cvg threads.
You would have expected the commies in China to parade the recovered around 24/7 even if there are no recovered they would just use actors. The lack of propaganda is disturbing.

and it all comes down.

Keep posting, user. You know your duty.

South Korea:
Fri (2/28): 571
Sat: 813
Sun: 586
Mon: 599
Tue: 851
Wed: 435
Thu: 467
Fri: 505

I guess the safest place next to Antarctica is Tristan da Cunha island.

You mean you bought into glownigger disinfo like the newfag you are. Hey retard who wasn't here weeks ago, welcome to realizing how fucked you actually are.

Hope you shill glowies cough up blood soon and rid us of your nuisance. The numbers out of Italy are real bad and that's the strain circulating in the US now.

Comrade I will seize your scoby doby doo when thou is finished formenting the brew

I'm sure it's been asked a million times, but how come italians are dropping like flies? I mean Germany for example have 0 deaths with 500+ cases. What's going on?

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You sound like you might have just the flu or a mild case of corona. Which is good.

Any bets that he was literally in bed with someone while in Iran? Anyone?

Why would they do that when they are getting ready for war?

nice

I can't stop nervously eating my rations
What's going on?

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WATCH IT ALL BURN, ALSO FUCK JANNIES I HOPE THEY DIE OF CORONA VIRUS

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>Yas Forums lied to me black people can get the coronavirus.
Implying African Doctors could even diagnose Corona...

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>I recommend they take up a sport or hobby, like carpentry or brewing kombucha
Solid advice. You will need useful skills like that once you emerge from the ashes.

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Predictable

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Italy's health system is pretty poor while Germany's is pretty good.
Apart from that we aren't sure yet.

twitter.com/BNODesk

HAPPENING

that zulu lands no white lives there on top of that no white family.

I've been on /cvg/ for four weeks, try and stop me.
I'm trying to help people, let me do what I want.
Don't like it, don't read it.
One of you explain why IV matters, the vitamin c is going to get in your bloodstream whether it's eaten, injected, or shoved up your ass, and the first option's the most pleasant.

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BATED

Its almost like timing is important with things and stuff.

Italy has like the most elderly people around. Majority of the cases are 60+

filtered

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Time will tell that's one thing that's certain, I know this doesn't feel like I usually do when sick.

today is going to be great with all the new testing kits

The NEET will inherit the earth.

Start fasting now to build the needed disipline. Just go OMAD.

>twitter.com/BNODesk
>+10
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
skips one circulation through liver
easier to absorb
more bang for your buck

seeing different sources saying +300 and +500 for S.Korea today, which is it?

It doesn't kill you instantly, retard. It's the pneumonia that comes afterward

mandatory quarantine without gibs won't be effective

thejakartapost.com/news/2020/03/03/covid-19-two-batam-residents-evade-quarantine-over-fears-of-losing-income.html

the bio weapon theory is retarded.
because if its leaked out of a lab in china
how would the air blow the virus to the usa ?
and into someone body ?

You are smoking too much weed.

The average age of death in Italy is 81 and it first hit assisted living homes and hospitals. The youngest person in Italy to die is 55, and she was someone with cancer

>still unironically believing in religion shit
Our people will never learn.

The situation seems so dire that I really do hope this ends up being >justaflu... The chances of that become slimmer with each passing day, I feel we are at the mercy of nature for Corona to mutate into an asymptomatic immunity giving strain and not into a mega murder virus
Being helpless like this is horrible

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how retarded are you to come here and take comments seriously, on a satire board? You should come here to educate yourself with the documents, and do satire, you dumbfuckistany nigger

are you... retarded..

>filtered
See and here I thought the /ptg/ faggots stayed in their retarded campaign funded general.

Compelling argument.
Why stop with vitamin c? Aren't there other vitamins that'd benefit from skipping the liver?

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The average age of death in Italy is 81 and it first hit assisted living homes and hospitals. The youngest person in Italy to die is 55, and she was someone with cancer.

So old people who can't fend for themselves and cancer patients. Italy has the 2nd oldest population in the world behind Japan.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5927785/
>The total human body store of vitamin C can range between 300 mg (at severe depletion such as scurvy) and 2 g14,38. The bioavailability of vitamin C is moderated by intestinal absorption, tissue stores, renal resorption, renal excretion, and the health status of the individual9,15,26,34,41. Ascorbate is transported by sodium-dependent transporters Slc23a1 and Slc23a2 in the small intestine and proximal renal tubule42,43. The normal range for ascorbate in human blood plasma is 0.70–1.4 mg/dL (40–80 μmol/L
>Oral consumption of vitamin C creates maximal serum levels of 1.3–4.0 mg/dL (73.8–227.1 μmol/L)44–49; IV C can increase concentrations to more than 350 mg/dL or 20–49 mmol/L5,7,44. The unit conversion for reporting vitamin C levels is 1 mg/dL = 56.78 μmol/L50.

That's why pretty much

It's begins...
youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI
youtube.com/watch?v=1Hrqqld2Aew

>tripfag is also autistic and incapable of irony
screaming /cvg/ is so much better when yank tripfags go to bed

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you can only reply to this post if your country has no detected corona cases

Why? So you can accuse them of being actors?

They have interviews with recovered patients all the time in Singapore. I’ve read half a dozen interviews.

To be fair, they feel a bit scripted. But I think most people just want their privacy and to avoid the stigma of having had the virus.

Or maybe it’s simply that the msm don’t give a fuck about recoveries because recoveries don’t get clicks.

>flag
>it will spread like wildfire

most things are more effective IV
the big reasons why we don't do it 24/7
risk of infection
takes time
not everyone knows how to put in an IV

You must admit though these two have a more nuanced style.
The ones who went of shift about 4 hours ago are too fucking retarded and just pasta talking points or use one liners
But feel sorry for em
Imagine having to admit your MOS is "weabo who shitposts"

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i too trust the government fellow bootlicker

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>The average age of death in Italy is 81
Source?

Because they probably are actors you fucking retard.

It's not even gibs really. A lot of people can't afford to self isolate. I could miss two weeks of work but there is no way I can survive without leaving my apartment for two weeks unless I get a delivery of groceries

Solidarity amongst all kombucha brewers and drinkers!!

not everyone knows how to put an IV in safely, or has sterile needles laying around

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Corona-chan's loli little sister came to coof on us.

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Okay, could you also explain why your ZOG masters failed to contain this thing? Why be so paranoid anyway? Do only 80 year olds own the stock market?

seethe

Lads, the worst is yet to come.

Same dude. May be stress eating from all the coronachan news

it's weird that the north koreans are the ones skipping over to china to escape, instead of the other way around!

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>pretty much disproving any sort of reinfection nonsense
It doesn't even mention reinfection

vitamin d so your immune system do precision strike instead of carpet bombing

zinc, selenium and iodine also important for immune system easily avaiable in deenz+garlic

Your immune system needs vitamin C, and not so much the other vitamins (well D is also good). So you benefit from a boost of C the most.

>The NEET will inherit the earth.

Can Confirm.

imo everyone should spend at least one year working in social healthcare
shit is cash and teaches you some nifty basics

Good on you anarchofag, save me a bottle once you perfect the recipe

I’m not saying it’s not serious, obviously it’s a cause for some alarm and precaution but muh apocalyptic bioweapon is just tiresome and retarded at this point. Corona really does only wreak havoc on the elderly for the most part.

> calling anyone who disagrees with you a glowie
Sigh, user....

I meant to give your life and days some purpose in the here and now, not in some imaginary postapocalyptic future LARP.

That's not what it says

>Being helpless like this is horrible
You can always make it worse

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disliking weißwurst
nigger wtf

Read it again retard

I pray that the shills in this thread all come home to find their loved ones infected and dying.

small fix

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in the end i found a good chart like i was looking for earlier. look at those exponential shoots (this is a log plot)

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this but with tripfags