/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1640

>NEWS
French lawmaker tests positive
archive.is/8pJqO

US doctors plead to get tests
archive.is/kmBrK

All masks are now confiscated in France
archive.is/ZrBG7

Nurses refused testing by CDC
twitter.com/NNUBonnie/status/1235663306246860800

8% of the Iranian parliament already infected
archive.is/h3CaJ

>RESEARCH
Neuroinvasive potential of SARS-CoV2
archive.is/E2CiO

SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
doi.org/10.1128/JVI.02015-19

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
archive.is/WUioQ

Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
archive.is/cVj8k

nCoV to cost global economy $1.1 trillion
archive.is/S4urn

CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
archive.is/K40ru

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 97,910 ► Died: 3,356

>LATEST CASES
01:18: 196 new cases in South Korea.
00:40: 4 new cases in Beijing. All were imported from Italy.
00:08: 1 new case in Colorado. This case was announced during a press conference about the state’s first case. The second case is unrelated to the first one.
24:25: 1 new case in Nevada
23:55: 3 new cases in Maryland.
23:20: 1 new case in Middlesex County, Massachusetts, United States. Patient recently returned from Italy.
23:15: 6 new cases in Santa Clara County, California, United States.
23:03: First case in Colorado.
22:00: 3 new cases in Slovenia.
20:48: 1 new case in New Jersey, United States.

>MORE
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who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,434 (3,013) ► International 17,480 (340): S. Korea 6,284 (49) Italy 3,858 (148) Iran 3,513 (107) D. Princess 696 (6) France 377 (6) Japan 380 (6) Spain 259 (3) USA 232 (12) UK 116 (1) Switzerland 114 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 53 (2) Thailand 47 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 35 (3) S. Marino 21 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 543 Singapore 117 Sweden 94 Norway 88 Netherlands 82 Kuwait 58 Bahrain 55 Malaysia 55 Belgium 50 Austria 41 Canada 37 Iceland 34 Greece 31 India 30 UAE 28 Denmark 20 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Ecuador 13 Czechia 12 Finland 12 Macao 10 Croatia 10 Portugal 9 Qatar 8 Ireland 13 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 S. Arabia 5 Brazil 8 Georgia 4 Russia 4 Senegal 4 Egypt 3 Estonia 5 N. Zealand 3 Chile 4 Slovenia 9 Argentina 2 Luxembourg 2 Indonesia 2 Morocco 2 Bosnia 2 Hungary 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 S. Africa 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +164 (+32) S. Korea +196 (+7) Italy +769 (+41) Iran +591 (+16) France +92 (+2) Spain +31 (+1) UK +29 (+1) Switzerland +21 (+1) Iraq (+1) Germany +281 Japan +49 USA +31 Singapore +5 H. Kong +2 Sweden +42 Norway +29 Netherlands +44 Kuwait +2 Bahrain +3 Malaysia +5 Belgium +27 Thailand +4 Taiwan +2 Austria +12 Canada +3 Iceland +8 Greece +22 India +1 S. Marino +5 Denmark +5 Israel +2 Lebanon +1 Oman +1 Ecuador +3 Czechia +4 Finland +5 Portugal +3 Ireland +7 Palestine +7 Azerbaijan +3 S. Arabia +3 Brazil +5 Georgia +1 Russia +1 Egypt +1 Estonia +3 Slovenia +7 Morocco +1 Bosnia +2 S. Africa +1 Luxembourg +1 Chile +1 Argentina +1 Total +2,747 (+99)

I'm coofing bros, I never should have seen that doctor working on the corona virus, I'm starting to coof up yellow mucus. It's all over for me.

>545 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>2 in serous condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

Turks confirmed resistant to virus

They're still hiding the Pope

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Is it race mixing if I mutate with corona-chan?

post pic

a pic of what

>German cases double over one day
>No events cancelled because Gesundheitsämter do not wörk after Friday 1PM

>545 cases
>One of the most boomer populations
>2 in serious condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

why not. let it spread, let it wreck europe. Deaths in germany will soon follow. You have the italian L strand. Wer nicht hören will, muss fühlen.

CRASHING THIS UNION... WITH NO SURVIVORS

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bitchute.com/video/eVF5ce10ltlJ/

>no new cased in China
Have they just given up?

>Germany 0
>Belgium 0
>Netherlands 0
>Austria 0
>Denmark 0

0 white deaths!

In case you don't check the links, what antibody-dependent enhancement means.

basically the virus targets the cells that create anti-bodies. And once the infected has recovered, if he gets re-infected there won't be specific anti-bodies for it, moreover the immune system will be totally unable to attack the virus, leaving the body completely vulnerable. This is the same way HIV and ebola behave, and that's the same reason why anti-HIV drugs work and why there can't be a vaccine against covid19.

>tfw no gf issued wife

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>Germany
>Belgium
>white

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FIRST CASE IN VATICAN CITY
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>first
Wasn't the pope infected a week or 2 ago?

""Safe""way wageslave here. I have some unknown illness but I haven't seen the doctor yet, not because I can't afford it LOL I'm just lazy. For the past week and a half I've been cooffing on people at checkout and when I handle their deli food.I would wash my hand's but they get dry from the store's cheap soap, in fact some times I don't even wash when I've gone pee I just tuck my penis over my pants then tuck it back, a bit of pee gets on my apron that I don't take off because lol lazy, but what can you do? haha. Anyway It gives me joy to think I'll take others with me if this shit gets serious!

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Americans ladies and gentlemen

what's your race?

officially the pope just has a cold its a coincidence goy

There lived a certain girl in Wuhan long ago
She was big and strong, in her eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at her with terror and with fear
But to Wuhan chinks she was such a lovely dear
She could preach the red book like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But she also was the kind of teacher
Wo-men would desire

excessive. spreading doesn't mean fucking with someone's food you breathing flesh hole.

Were actually going to die arent we? If not from the virus the economic collapse that follows

he gotta be white niggas dont say penis

t. el ogro de las americas

Threads slowing down. Happening canceled?

post some EU / USA webms. Cant believe there are still 0.

My mom is Mexican my dad is Vietnamese yeah yeah lel mutt xd fuck you.
Cry more faggot if someone is rude to me their food gets messed with, I like to rub the sweaty part of my inner thighs before handling their food, if they are nice to me I wear gloves.
Shut up muslim rapeuge.

glownigger trojan pics dont show

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>mountain germans
>white

no korea webms too

Bump. Mods need to prioritize this thread.
There's a 20min old thread open that's getting more responses. Mods are asleep.

there's only 4 people i care about in this world
please digits keep them safe

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>south of the limes
>german

Bumping for justice.

Does it spread through molestation? this could be serious.

>My mom is Mexican my dad is Vietnamese
dear god

The virus will eventually kill us all as it comes around like the common cold several times a year, and it'll have many unique strains so your antibodies won't have protection against them.

>cases popping up all over berlin
>only half of them can be traced back to spreaders
And I still need to buy toilet paper. Wish me luck!

POPE DOWN I REPEAT THE POPE IS DOWN!
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>first

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The lamb of God is coming to retake his righteous place.

LMAO

At some point the population will be so sparse it can't spread past the mutation point.

based and noricumpilled

checked
poped

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HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKED
youtube.com/watch?v=zeufAHFZpjo

HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKED
youtube.com/watch?v=zeufAHFZpjo

HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKED
youtube.com/watch?v=zeufAHFZpjo

HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKED
youtube.com/watch?v=zeufAHFZpjo

HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKED
youtube.com/watch?v=zeufAHFZpjo

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Why's toilet paper so important to people that they keep running to buy some?

tiri ra ra raaa

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could someone send me an invite to the discord with the fancy corona chan bot?
i have beed updating my sheets using it, but for some reason i got removed from the server by today.
thanks in advance!

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Because I only have one roll left in reserve.

Worried about dysentery or something?

>hospital under lockdown since 9:00
>dude from Italy infected the ICU, likely
>another coworker who returned from confirmed infected parts of Italy on MONDAY didn't bother to test
>tfw I work in this hospital

It's been nice knowing you, anons.

fitting lyrics--
youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2YIpZWBqA
Well Yas Forums...
I've finally caught a glimpse of the "Man Behind the Curtain." Mostly, as is usually the case, Smoke and Mirrors. The inner child both pampered and abused, using what it knows best... what it has always known as the only leverage in this dark and damaged world: A higher order of intellect to wield with scornful wrath against those whom, self wrought or not, cannot comprehend beyond their torn and twisted wiring.
We are all creatures with affinities towards comfortable cages, whether hubris or human frailty.
Admittedly, I did not set out looking for the retort to the lies. but either accident or acuity, or maybe some of both, led me here. I am as weary as you, user, but perhaps not in the same ways. The Clique of the /new/ reminds me much of several clatches I've interacted with before. Some deeply thoughtful, others who just want to play the lyre.
Thank you for the pain O good Baker, and those, like myself, under the illusion of helpfulness, who have stooged themselves for a perceived greater good. Your efforts are not for naught.

I'm sorry the linked video doesn't have "Our Lady of the Perpetual Cough" running through it...
maybe someone else has the energy to run with it.
I hope you all can get what solace, strength or saving you need. perhaps we'll meet in happier times.Thanks.
>inb4 see ya tomorrow (or some other trite, cheapening thing)

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About time

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".


WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.


WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Worried about running out when I need it the most. Ever been one sheet short?

Didja get removed or did the faggot administration kill it?
Aye, that gross fuck needed it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tt8CVLJW62Q

Yup, crystal clear. It's a potential extinction level event. Unlikely to kill every human due to how remote and far away some live, but most of the civilization as we know it may end up dead. Stock up as much as you can and enjoy the happenings. Maybe you'll be one of the lucky ones to survive the lootings and societal collapse and live to see society rebuilt.

Why are your hospitals so 3rd world? I work a "top notch," American, hospital. We aren't closed. Again... we do TOP notch research... Especially TOBACCO, DRUGS, ESPECIALLY HEROIN, METH, and alcohol. Because apparently alcohol is not as bad as heroin or meth.... But mostly heroine/crack/cocaine/METH, see the capitalized METH? Yeah, we like METH here apparently. Does worse than alcohol.

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Oh I missed this. Dude from Italy in ICU? Is this in Izola General?

how many more weeks? 2 weeks? 3 weeks?

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