What timeline are we in and what happened?
Changing Timelines
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I don't know, but we haven't been in min for a while.
I remember the logo with the cornucopia, something happened in 2012 and the timelines split.
Well I got into a car accident that nobody should have lived through. Hit a telephone pole at highways speeds, no seatbelt. I walked away from that accident with only minor injuries somehow, despite being literally launched headfirst into the windshield. Despite the car being an absolute tin can. When I went back to my normal life I started noticing things were "different". It took a little while, but eventually I started noticing things that were REALLY different and weird. Like dead people who were suddenly back to life. Billy Graham, for example, whom I had watched have a live funeral all over TV in 2008. His death was one of the biggest news stories of the year and was played over and over and over for a whole month. Then around 2013 when all of this happened, he was just magically back to life again. Some songs were different. Brandnames were different. I dunno. I kept noticing more and more and more.
As of last year I noticed things were changing and then changing back. For example in Apollo 13 the movie, there is a scene where Tom Hanks famously says "Houston we have a problem". BUT for a brief period of time that scene disappeared. It was totally different. Hanks didn't say that. Then one day I looked at it again, to marvel at the change once more, and it was back to normal (It's back to normal now).
Other weird things are Chick-Fil-A used to be Chik-Fil-A
Froot Loops used to be Fruit Loops
There is a scene in Scary Movie where Marlon Wayons says "I see white people", but now he says "I see dead people"
A bunch of people died twice for me other than Billy Graham. Ernest Borgnine's death date has changed for me a bunch of times (Now it's currently in 2012, apparently, but it's been 2009 and 2014). Jim Nabors (guy who played Gomer Pyle) died and came back to life a few times. Same with the actor Tim Curry. Recent examples of this were Bernie Madoff and Wayne Knight, who both died recently but are now back to life.
2012 is when my car accident was that I described here . A lot of people think there was some sort of "mass casualty event" in 2012 and that caused most people on Earth to die, and so instead of dying we ended up jumping timelines through quantum immortality and ended up here. I'm really not sure. The other possibility is CERN. Or potentially a mix of both scenarios. Maybe CERN caused the mass casualty event in 2012. Maybe we're still getting sucked into a black hole that originated from their LHC right now. There's a lot of research and study on black holes and it's very interesting in that many physicists seem to think that because of the time distortions, from your own perspective you wouldn't even realize it if you did get sucked into a black hole
Larry King died in 2018 in my timeline, turns out he's alive again.
I have a memory of Larry King dying too. Not one of the ones I'm 100% sure of, but I def have the memory of him dying too
I remember watching an Adam Ruins Everything episode, one where he detailed why criminal justice is fucked, because of many things, but relevant how human memory is shit and people can be tricked into believing they remember things that never happened simply because you told them.
why does everyone remember this one especially? even people who think the mandela effect is bs?
what would be the differences between a timeline shift and a simulation reboot?
>Recent examples of this were Bernie Madoff
Seems to me he was dead too. Dean Stockwell is alive again, for me.
I have problem with this too
But the biggest what the fuck for me is the monopoly guy, apparently he has no monocle
I remember very clearly in my childhood, when I was bored my parents bought me monopoly, we had cheaper counterfeit version in Poland called eurobiznes but j wanted real monopoly
So my father bought me this
I was excited but had Noone to play with so I tried to draw the monopoly guy but I've fucked up his monocle and when I tried to use rubber to get rid off this badly drawn monocle I've destroyed the sheet of paper because I wasn't holding it too hard and rubber pierced
I've got mad, got the paper into a ball and threw, it hit a glass and I've spilled cola on a table and my father got mad
I would bet my life that this fucking guy had a monocle
I know its brainlet tier, but I still can't get over berenstain vs. Berenstien. I volunteered at the local library reading to kids and I must have gone through those books a million times
Are you retarded? Wow look at these two sligthly different pictures, iT mUsT be MaNDelA EffEcT. Just stfu, Mandela effect is absolute bullshit that people use to excuse their bad memory.
the peanut peanut mascot has a monocle, your ape brain is combining memories
I also very specifically remember Burt Reynolds dying in 2007, because my dad and I did a Burt Reynolds movie marathon. My dad died in 2010, Burt died in this timeline in 2018
I think I might be from a timeline where Franco's Nationalists lost the Spanish Civil War to the Communist Republicans. Last time I read its Wikipedia page it said the result of the war was a Republican victory, but now when I read it it says a Nationalist victory. I am happy it was actually the Nationalists who won, but I am confused as to why I previously read that the commies won.
planter's peanuts*
Literally a disinfo shill. Fuck off
In my timeline Hillary won.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
In the other timeline I vividly remember grotesque anal sex with my cousin, in this one, she said it never happened.
>Larry King is alive
WHAT?!
I know he died because I know of him thanks to that wtf
I'm fucking polish you mutt I had to Google it and saw this mascot for the first time, we don't have this here, never had, and I've asked a few people in discord, Noone ever saw this peanut butter shit
What if we are all in hell, being imperceptibly taunted. The masters laugh all the way to the bank. Are we in the Cube right now?
Thank god im not the only one left who remembers it as chik fil A. I remember one time for Halloween I had a cow costume with the “Eat mor Chikin” mascot sign and I remember it perfectly as Chik-Fil-A. I feel like I’m losing my mind
Explain this album cover, it's clearly based on fruit of the loom logo even colors matched, and they in 90s or whatever added this cornucopia out of nowhere even if colors of other things match perfectly?
Why would one timeline have one thing if the other has another?
PS: stop doing benzos
This is just your mind superimposing the cornucopia image that was on all of those mason jar cups in the 90s with the fruit of the loom logo.
It was most def chik-fil-a user. I am with you 100% on that one.
No way, he def said i see white people
this timeline is filled with people who had a very near death experience
>I remember watching an Adam Ruins Everything episode, one where he detailed why criminal justice is fucked, because of many things, but relevant how human memory is shit and people can be tricked into believing they remember things that never happened simply because you told them.
That is the entire point of this thread. It's just some psychology students having drinks and thinking it's funny to play with the schizos. Some similarities have been found in history that the human brain is conditioned to superimpose, that's all this is.
Daily Reminder that the world did end in 2012 but because of Quantum Suicide you can only be consciously aware of the versions of reality where you survive.
It's because the name Berenstain doesn't make sense to us as it doesn't have any similar names, Berenstein however gets lumped together with (((their))) names, it's societies conditioning, not a change in time.
This is just poor education.
Okay, this one I believe. I mean, just look at the polls.
I gotta say shit's definitely weird. I feel like the while planet is on a limbo, energy wise. I wouldn't know why. Perhaps it was Cern, perhaps this is the calm decay before the perfect storm.
I have livid a very full life, I've had a few unexplainable events and I wouldn't be surprised if the Lord returned. We are aware of the pedophile rings, of the trannies dressed as the Devil going into our schools, if children being drugged and sold and Our Lord will intervene. This modern version of Sodom and Gomorra will cease to exist.
Perhaps that is what we are fast approaching: the Purge. Perhaps the little Easter Eggs we notice are exactly that: reminders that this is all a simulation and the Creator will come down for Judgment Day
what the fuck
Slavery didnt happen in my timeline and niggers were still in shit huts in africa
On the plus side if the world gets purged by COVID-19 most of us will switch to a timeline that didn't happen lol.
They started out originally using CERN to search for Nimrod's soul. Now they're also using it to flee God's wrath, which is catching up to them on each timeline, resulting in a nearly simultaneous stacking of ohshitniggerwhatdo events.
I used to call it Chick-a-fil
He never said it now, user. I even went back and found the TV spots that had the clip in them (because I remembered seeing that line on TV all the time in the commercials growing up). He never said "I see white people" in this timeline:
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I remember that as being one of my first racial redpills. I was a teenager and it was the first time I sort of noticed a black dude making fun of me for the color of my skin. It was actually a sort of impactful thing on me. I always remembered it. But now, nope, in this timeline it was always just "I see dead people" and the shirt that he holds up on the cover of the VHS box says "I see dead people" too.
Anybody else remember seeing the Johnny Carson/Zsa Zsa Gabor "cat incident"....where she asked him if he'd like to "pet her pussy" ? Well.....I remember seeing it multiple times, and now it apparently never happened. There's even letters from Johnny, and Zsa Zsa stating that it never happened.
>Bernie Madoff
Okay, something's fucky here.
This dude was most definitely dead. I remember with 110% certainty that he "died" about two weeks after being convicted, and there was a huge uproar because everyone was certain that he faked his death to get out of a prison sentence.
I remember discussing this in detail with my parents and many friends and co-workers. He had "died", it was all over the news, and everyone I knew believed he had faked his death because he definitely would've had the money and connections to pull it off. Now I just looked him up since you mentioned him and he's alive and in prison.
I must be losing my goddamned mind. Never heard about Newman dying though.
>There is a scene in Scary Movie where Marlon Wayons says "I see white people", but now he says "I see dead people"
youre confusing this with under cover brother
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The jfk car having being a 3 row car instead of 2 row?
And “We are the champions.... of the world”
Yeah no. Not confusing those two things at all. Not even close, bro.
I think the kike media is just trolling everyone so we don't pay attention to the more debaucherous kikery
you're fucking retarded. The context in that scary movie scene doesn't even make sense if he said "i see white people." The joke is they are smoking weed and hes high as fuck, dumbass
Residue of the old timeline exists, user.
Yeah no. I'm not retarded either. It's a very clearly memory not only shared by me but very many other people. And yeah, it does make sense in the context, and it was very funny back in the day. And he was holding the shirt that said "I see white people" on the VHS cover, which I used to see in fucking Blockbuster Video every Friday night when I went there with my Mom to rent movies for most of my childhood. And after that movie came out on VHS there it was, every week, with "I see white people" on the cover.
Now you go ahead and call people retarded, but you're the one pushing this old boomer ideology of "quantum physics doesn't real" and "CERN is nothing!" and whatever else. You probably unironically believe in pic related though, that is the massive fucking irony of it.
i like how you refuse to address how stupid that scene would be. Why would shorty smoke weed with white people, get high, then say "i see white people." That would be dumb
Yuh I remember my brudda
You idiot, that was literally the joke. Jesus Christ. And I did address it. The only person who is dodging the majority of the other persons post and not addressing it is literally you. Fuckwad.
>You idiot, that was literally the joke.
No the joke was that he got so high that he saw dead people, which made everyone laugh and say "awww man thats some good shit!" I remember that perfectly
I remember everyone making those jokes for like a year after that movie. Black man scared of ghosts not as funny as black man scared of whites. Fucking timeline.
Next they will tell me Shawn King is a black guy
user............
You are from a different quantum timeline.
Can I ask you a serious question? Are you religious? Are you some religiontard? Or are you a secular and reasonable person? Because the fact is that math and physics exist, and that reality does not work in the way that smoothbrains like you classically think it does. That's why there is literally a miles-wide underground particle collider in switzerland studying all of the strange nuances of our universe
Exactly. take note of this comment. I'm far from the only person who remembers it, and the joke was actually way fucking funnier when Marlon was afraid of whites
schizo thread
calm down schizo, youre clearly wrong
That would make no fucking sense you stupid asshole! The scene revolves around smoking weed, not being scared of anything by that point
No. That was undercover brother paying tribute to scary movie
Wow. Amazing response. So intelligent. So thought-out. You must be some sort of genius. Clearly you're the guy with physics and the mysteries of the universe figured
Your mind doesn’t have the agency to think outside of your external environment. Must be pretty boring.
you copy and paste the same shit over and over
I'm not sure if these faggots are paid to lie, but in this timeline there is literally a fruit of the loom copyright for a proposed logo that never went todrawing with a cornucopia behind the fruit. Fuck you lying shills curse your dna
I can debunk absolutely ANY mandela claim. Try me.
But this one, I can't do this one.
The only thing I can think would be confusing cornucopias from thanksgiving stuff as a child and putting it into this.
A loom isn't a cornucopia so it doesn't really make sense to have it in the logo.
Knockoff chinese shit might have thrown in the cornucopia in and people would have just bought the bootleg shit and not know any better.
We are talking about 20 years ago and bootleg underwear has been a thing as long as underwear has.
Doesnt make sense?
Black guy around alot of white people=scared hiding under the covers