Brit/pol - GCHQ and seethemong go away edition

EU tells UK to respect its independence

Chief negotiator Michel Barnier says 'the EU sets its own conditions for opening up its markets for goods and services'

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-uk-independence-brexit-news-michael-barnier-a9377791.html

More white people arrested over terrorism than any other ethnic group for second year in a row

Official figures showed that that 117 white people were arrested on suspicion of terror offences in 2019, compared with 111 Asian suspects and 21 black suspects

independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/white-people-terror-offences-number-ethnic-group-asian-home-office-a9376846.html

BBC Question Time ‘making racism normal’

THE BBC’s flagship Question Time programme has been accused of normalising “extreme and racist views”

thenational.scot/news/18281471.bbc-question-time-making-racism-normal/

One in four pregnancies aborted as family size shrinks

Almost a quarter of pregnancies in England and Wales were ended by abortion in 2018, the highest level on record, official figures showed

thetimes.co.uk/article/one-in-four-pregnancies-aborted-as-family-size-shrinks-mbmw93nql

South Yorkshire grooming gang guilty of raping girl

Members of a gang who used a vulnerable teenager as a "piece of meat" have been found guilty of rape

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-51740608

Two town halls are forced to remove feminist flags bearing the slogan ‘Woman, noun, adult female’ after campaigners brand them 'transphobic'

The flags bore the slogan 'Woman, noun, adult female' echoing a campaign created by feminist blogger Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8069041/Two-town-halls-caught-trans-row-forced-remove-feminist-flags.html

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telegraph.co.uk/science/2020/03/04/coronavirus-has-mutated-aggressive-disease-say-scientists/
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075633/First-British-victim-25-describes-coronavirus.html
sankakucomplex.com/2020/03/05/chinese-coronavirus-patient-recovers-by-thinking-about-idolmaster/
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239
news.sky.com/story/no-time-to-die-james-bond-release-date-pushed-back-due-to-coronavirus-11949562
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8078109/HSBC-evacuates-Canary-Wharf-HQ-amid-fears-worker-coronavirus.html
ibtimes.sg/kim-jong-un-may-execute-health-officials-coronavirus-kills-23-north-korea-40467
youtube.com/watch?v=hHubNLJ5sYs
jewishpress.com/blogs/felafel-on-rye/israeli-institute-may-be-on-verge-of-coronavirus-vaccine/2020/03/04/
youtube.com/watch?v=AVa2NukKo-w
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51752686
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Coronavirus has mutated into more aggressive disease, say scientists

Coronavirus has evolved into two major lineages and it is possible to be infected with both, a new study shows

telegraph.co.uk/science/2020/03/04/coronavirus-has-mutated-aggressive-disease-say-scientists/

What it's REALLY like to catch coronavirus

First British victim, 25, describes how 'worst disease he ever had' left him sweating, shivering, and struggling to breathe as his eyes burned and bones ached

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8075633/First-British-victim-25-describes-coronavirus.html

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Coronavirus Patient Recovers After Watching Anime

Twenty-one-year-old Tiger Ye, a Chinese citizen living in Wuhan (the epicenter of the COVID-19 Coronavirus), has managed to survive the illness, the man explaining that he watched anime to try and provide himself with spiritual support

sankakucomplex.com/2020/03/05/chinese-coronavirus-patient-recovers-by-thinking-about-idolmaster/

Coronavirus: ‘recovered’ patient dies as China reports discharged cases falling ill again

A 36-year-old man has died in Wuhan from respiratory failure days after being discharged from hospital

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

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Good morning Gents
sign it
Release the Home Office's Grooming Gang Review in full
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

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hey if you're at a fish n chips shop and get a battered sausage is there mustard? Not on it, just in the store, anywhere

>mustard
>in a chippy
Randal, don't be a silly Billy

James Bond film No Time To Die delayed by seven months due to coronavirus

007 fans had called for No Time To Die to be delayed, saying public health should be the priority as coronavirus spreads

news.sky.com/story/no-time-to-die-james-bond-release-date-pushed-back-due-to-coronavirus-11949562

HSBC evacuates part of its Canary Wharf HQ after worker tests positive for coronavirus

Staff who came into contact with the analyst were told to work from home as the company's research department underwent an urgent deep clean

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8078109/HSBC-evacuates-Canary-Wharf-HQ-amid-fears-worker-coronavirus.html

Kim Jong Un to execute health officials as coronavirus kills 23 in North Korea

Kim Jong Un had warned health officials of 'serious consequences' if coronavirus enters NK

ibtimes.sg/kim-jong-un-may-execute-health-officials-coronavirus-kills-23-north-korea-40467

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fucks sake lads, was saving up chicken bones for a couple weeks to make a nice bone broth, was supposed to get up quickly at 1am and switch it off and strain it. now it’s just a pile of black bones stuck to the pan. Fuck sake

youtube.com/watch?v=hHubNLJ5sYs

the temple coin features donald trump

COVID
"coronavirus"
corona
crown

chinks stole the holy half shekel

I REPEAT

chinks stole the holy half shekel

YES IT'S REAL

It was reported on the Har-Habait site that Rabbi Aryeh Lipo, a religious studies teacher who ran for the Likud in 2014, gave a special lesson on the Temple Mount.

Rabbi Lipo said. "The Temple is the crown, just like tefillin on the head of a Jewish man."

>In the days to come, The Mount of Hashem's House Shall stand firm above the mountains And tower above the hills; And all the nations Shall gaze on it with joy. Isaiah 2:2

>And David built there a mizbayach to Hashem and sacrificed burnt offerings and offerings of well-being. Hashem responded to the plea for the land, and the plague against Yisrael was checked. II Samuel 24:24

The rabbi related that a Chinese woman had ascended to the Temple Mount where she joined a prayer and that hundreds of Jews who self-identify as secular donned tefillin in Tel Aviv ten days ago.

>"We are assured that returning the crown of tefillin to the Temple Mount will remove the crown of suffering, the coronavirus, from the world."

jewishpress.com/blogs/felafel-on-rye/israeli-institute-may-be-on-verge-of-coronavirus-vaccine/2020/03/04/

IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING BOYS PUT THIS IN THE OP NEXT TIME

FREESTYLER

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you’ve got up at 7am and immediately posted this, fucking nonce.
only weak retards like you should fear corona

unbased and bluepilled

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Why you skitzo? idekwtm

Good morning lads and happy Friday.

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Morning kidda you're up early

he got so badly bullied that he dropped the discount viking look and reverted to greasy scouser

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test

Morning lads

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Whats his endgame here? I wonder if he thought he was going to be the next pewds off of brit/pol/ shekels.

Happy nonce day to you too, nonce.

Good morning la. Wage slaving init, bring on the weekend. Hope you're well mate!

Alri lad. Dress down day today at GCHQ, noice.

youtube.com/watch?v=AVa2NukKo-w

two verses of the national anthem lads

Nowadays you get thrown in jail for being english...

Holy shit
How are you this arse blasted?

Instead of being mad at me (seethe), why not, hmmmmm I dunno? Just make a normal fucking thread???
No autistic amounts of bullshit to do with CV and no dumb shit about some cat stuck up a fucking tree in the arse end of the country


Christ it's like being in a madhouse
>nooonoooo seethemong is coming to get me aaaaaaaaaa

absolutely captchab& from posting this in /ptg/
why though?

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You realise most people have already started prepping right?

Yes lad, dont forget my bagel and daisyfags fillet of fish

This is why you fucking retards need to just using fucking simple links from the BBC because as fucking shite the BBC is, at least they do fucking cover important news


>Turkish police move to stop Greece pushing migrants back

>Turkish police move to stop Greece pushing migrants back

>Turkish police move to stop Greece pushing migrants back

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-51752686

you mean LARPing while buying a couple months worth of toilet paper and tinned beans? yeah serious doomsday prepping there you fucking weapon

Fuck you OP
I'm fucking splitting

Watching that number tick up is comfy af.

t-trust me bros it's just the flu

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And an OJ for you, all over it.

>muh ebin gchq larp

Unfunny cunts, you think jtrig has the resources to even bother with this shithole? We got better things to do.

no it’s a coronavirus, and just like any other coronavirus it is killed by heat and UV rays, and is only a danger to those with weak immune systems.
since you’re a pot noodle eating spastic you might be in danger, better stock up on tins of sodium rich lunch meats.

I'm watching too, getting faster as the morning progresses. Very comfy.

you fucking incels

Keep sucking your burnt chicken bones lad, I used to keep chickens had over 100 for a few years. Dirtiest bastards going, totally put me off eating them, eggs are ok though if you give them a good wash.

you want to be eddie so badly

I’m better than Eddie but he’s better than you virgins

I give it a week before everyone is walking around in Hazmat suits.

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Seethemong fight me you poofta

ok why is it we are at the highest health emergency level possible?

Already got mine lad

pube banged manhands

oh so you believe everything the government says and does is gospel now? very based and redpilled sir
bet you were screaming HAPPENING!!1 over Iran too

manhands banged himself out

I'd say it's primarily down to the knowledge that a hundred thousand cases of this would overwhelm our already crippled health service.

its just a harmless question mate no reason to get paranoid lol

Number of cases today lads?

Figures come out at 2pm. I'm guessing 140.

Once people who are infected can't access hospitals the number of deaths will doubtless increase.
What I want to know is does the virus actually reinfect you or not after you've recovered?

Rolf harris do it again

Why do you envy the millions of dead? Covid will end all life in the galaxy /cvg/ said so.

Reports are saying you recover, but the virus stays in you and can flare up again worse, like herpes. Or communism.

So he had a wank you mean?

didn't you hear? figures are coming out on a weekly basis now, and won't include locations

UPROCKIN JAW-DROPPIN

they exchanged nudes and talked about meeting up.

>priti patel has never crossed a line

So when she went rogue and visited israel meeting secretly with Israeli defence officials that wasn't crossing a line?

They said figures would keep coming out daily at 2pm but geographical locations would be published weekly. But they have since said they'll publish these daily also with the help of regional medical officers.

I've read something along the lines that it makes you more susceptible to infection from other things, similar to HIV, even when it no longer presents its own symptons, but then, I've also read that it won't be cured, only treated, which seems somewhat contradictory.

Would you turn down a free, all-expenses paid visit to Israel? Give her a break.

>secret meetings with our allies
woah, someone call prevent

>I've read something along the lines that it makes you more susceptible to infection from other things
yeah that's how it causes pneumonia

>never crossed a line

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theresa may is a known liar and a prude. look at that smirk on priti pussy's face

now youre just spamming