/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1638

China's got this under control. They're getting back to work.

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/06/fake-fake-senior-chinese-leader-heckled-by-residents-on-visit-to-coronavirus-epicentre

When did you realise that we're in a computer simulation and our player just got bored?

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Have you been living under a rock?

this is the best they come up with big kek

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Posting gay faggot

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about 19 years ago. makes more sense that God is a programmer and we're in a simulation.

Its like I'm actually back in December

Author of that bullshit pointless article is either you or any other underage doomer from /cvg/
>ZERO scientific evidence
Just kys.

Miranda Devine attempts to drop Coronavirus truth bomb on Fox News

vimeo.com/395802218
>"The L-Strain, that kills the host."
"The L-Strain, that kills the host."
>"The L-Strain, that kills the host."
WTF bros

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postponed and with empty stands

Odds on this company going out?

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Test

Wildest thing about this article is it's saying Chinese media aired footage of the dissenters. Also where has Xi been? Is China finally genuinely falling apart?

Anyone know that Japanese anime film that predicted a viral outbreak before the eve of Tokyo olympics in 2020? Made in 1988 or something

We weren't much to get excited over, if we're being honest....

Health update:
>shortness of breath got worse
>throat a bit less sore
>fever a bit up
>sneezing a bit more frequent
Oximeter arriving today

>tfw live in Santa Clara, CA
honestly I don't see anyone around me reacting to it at all. But no one's telling us where in the fuckhuge county it is

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their logo look like a virus

A friend in Las Vegas said Walmart was sold out on rice, beans and toilet paper.

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So when the vaccine eventually gets here, how much do you think it's gonna cost?

I'm shooting for $150-200 in burgerland

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Kek i was in that thread

Akira

Absolute clown country

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Unoffical Coronavirus Server discord gg nh2kddd

More like he just came back from taking a shit and started fucking with us again

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Reminder that the majority of deaths are non smokers, study finds vaping kills flu virus and personal experience of me showing no flu signs despite working with chinks.

e-cigarette-forum.com/threads/vaping-cures-the-flu.924029/

Don't believe the lies of the anti-smoker shills. Be a smokerchad and live to see the new world.

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this is a pretty good state to live in desu, best in the union

btw jack off to these sinister glyphs for 7 years good luck!

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>that weird phase between nothingburger and happening
All I know is that the growth is exponential and now community spread can't be contained in several places in NA. I'm expecting a full blown happening within a month

case
case
case
cluster
cluster
boom

I feel more sympathy for suffering animals than I do my fellow man.

How long until or how many infected until public places such as churches and universities get shut down in Aussie and NZ?

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deja vu, a black cat walked by then another one just like it

people keeping pointing to this but viral outbreaks is the most common go to tradegy in scifi

>vaccine
>he doesn't know

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I used to watch these on the Chinese TikTok app before TikTok was a thing in USA. Some people legit got angry at him, it's like dude, he's doing his job go buy ice cream somewhere else if you don't like it.

Visit as many Podemos offices as possible.

>If we pretend it doesn't exist, then it doesn't exist

any discord servers

user, they've attained meme status, they're here to stay.

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Corona Chan TGIF Mix youtu.be/L4F0Hn3FXWQ

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>vaccine
>Just 2 more weeks bro.

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Black rain falling on Japan, Saitama.

44 here
No panic, no school closures, nothing 2 see here

nah la familia will put it back up again

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Hes gonna raid your stash and take your woman.

Japan confirms that they may postpone, not sure about cancel.

Depends on how bad it gets if this shit does explode I'd say vaccine will be in the thousands really.

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It's over

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I prefer elder futhark runes myself, what's the origin and meaning of these?

It's normally a matter of a week after the initial few cases.

Here is a UK Graph for comparing.

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Love how she was cut off right after she said that. Fuck Fox News.

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it was also in the akira comic, the end of the film takes place in one of the arenas
youtube.com/watch?v=iY1QHpp6iEE

HE EVEN WARNED US BACK IN JANUARY ABOUT THE DEADLY MUTATIONS
thetimes.co.uk/article/coronavirus-has-an-aggressive-and-a-milder-strain-scientists-find-qfmfsl9jf
Do we have any other screencaps of legitimate insiders and prophets? Obviously not Q bullshit

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PSA: Auto parts stores still have plenty of respirators as of closing time tonight. GLHF tomorrow profiteers/prepers.

source?

why did people stop posting countries list in OP

This. When they tried to make a SARS vaccine it fucking killed the people in clinical trials. There is no common cold vaccine (a type of coronavirus) either. The vaccines are a fucking meme to get people to chill out.

Maybe there is some fancy new tech but Im not counting on it

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We are about to see exploding growth

I still have not stockpiled yet. I don't think the supermarkets will run out of food any time soon.

What are the chances of power staying on when this really kicks off

can you extrapolate data from this to predict how things will look in another 6 months?

Character limit. The list would take the entire OP.

virus hit my hometown this past weekend. town is flooded with Chinese and arabs. Toronto is going to have an epidemic on their hands in the next month. literally no one is from here anymore.

yorkregion.com/news-story/9874498-york-region-s-6th-case-of-covid-19-identified-in-richmond-hill-march-1/

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oh no no no no

Thread them: youtube.com/watch?v=_YC3sTbAPcU

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Wtf he touched that icecream so much

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This shit is going to die once spring comes in like a month.

Hopefully the pharma Jews will accept gubmint money so the govt can set the price instead

>first case of corona in Poland happens exactly one day after 2137 days since John Paul II was canonised
>21:37 being the exact time of his death and a meme ever since
It's fucking incredible desu. Makes me think this shit really is just a simulation.

You don't start fucking something up until you get bored of it, man.

anyone else getting unnerved by this?

can't use code symbols for each country or an image? I'd do it but I'm hella lazy

Australia at 60 :^(

>it'll be spring time in every country
Fucking leafs I swear

CHINA IS STILL UNDER QUARANTINE
>its just a flu

it will hit a linear segment soon, the testing capacity does not scale with the infection rate and testing facilities are about to get overrun

data sourced from github.com/CSSEGISandData/COVID-19
found the video on r*ddit, dataisbeautiful top post right now

>instead of 'Children of Men' we will get 'Children of Neets'.

I tested it but it looks like shit. It's mostly unreadable.

Virus will be gone and forgotten in 2-3 weeks. No exponential growth for you doomer faggot.

It will be in the countries that matter

you dead yet annon?

this isn't the place to be if you're actually anxious, Yas Forums will HABBENING over the dumbest shit. Do you know how many WWIII FOR SURE we've gone through? The virus isn't gonna kill you if you're young and healthy. There's no permanent damage or sterilization or any of the nonsense they're spewing. Be here to shitpost but don't take it seriously

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Are you guys ok over there?

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Alot of us are, it doesnt help that there are so many doomer and happening retards trying to scare the shit out of everyone out of sheer nihilism

Coronavirus has different strains - the 'L' strain is a group of roughly 200 mutations of Coronavirus that kill the host.

>PHILIPPINES STILL NOT UPDATED

>South Korea
That's a lot of cope my dude. Although you guys have been doing really good with isolating, decontaminating, alerting the public, etc.

Honey would ease it. There's no sense in dying in pain, user.
On the other hand, could be nothing. Family came down with something weird, dad's been dry coughing for weeks. Old boomer hasn't dropped yet though, don't know what the fuck's going on there.

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Without breakage, western power grids are fairly automated. The problem is that brown people have a tendency to riot over basically anything.

Once the riots start, some idiot is going to knock the power out, and no one is going to be around to fix it. Even worse, is when the fires start, and no one comes to put the fires out.

I've stockpiled enough for brief disruptions, but live in the city. Any disruption lasting longer than a few weeks would have probably killed me even with infinite food and water.

Wish I was retired, and living in the woods right now

>There's no permanent damage
>he doesn't know

Even the shills admit they have no idea if this is the case. Dumb fucker.

Why is everyone buying toilet paper? Food I get. Flour? sure. But fucking toilet paper???

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word

Zinc lozenges at the first sign of a sore throat. It interferes with the virus replicating.

F

It you're stuck inside it would be really bad if you ran out

Only the dumbest people believe the apocalyptic level bullshit. But it's undeniable that people over 40 are going to be decimated by this disease. It will ruin economies. It will kill your family members. The world will be refreshed in a way. It's going to be painful

drink water idiot baka

Another nothingburger fag... You can't disprove a word of it, all of it is backed up by science and knowledge of previous coronaviruses

You're retarded, it's AS transmissable as the common cold and there's absolutely NO cure nor will there be. This virus will NEVER go away

The thing I find most bothersome is the fact that we have every reason to be worried

Reminder that even the WHO at a climate doesn't stop the virus

are you the original argie baker? sorry for stealing your job m8

worse, it's like something written on a newspaper in the background IIRC, not the main theme of the movie.

TACOBELL FAGGOTS ON SUICIDE WATCH

youtube.com/watch?v=kAuzrPUbX24

Yes

Call your doctor already, shortness of breath is fucked.

Can you hold your breath for 20 seconds ? Does that hurt ?

Its an alcoholic Serb stuck in SK that's been seething in the last few threads.

I bought it because the panic people are buying it. It was half gone at walmart. The rice, beans and ramen were completely gone.

Off grid and smiling like Buddha there

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randy random is truely the best

It's because of the burned bodies.

Same thing happens as fires with large amounts of deceased - condenses in the air after a fire ends and the dust/smoke/particles get washed down as rain.

Fecal matter spreads the virus.

The best thing to do if you're infected is to shit in baggies and dispose of them in the trash.

And then sanitize the entire room and then yourself.

>Germany:543 infected; 0 dead

I guess that settles it, we have the most alpha genes.

Synthetic ? There's Greek, Chinese, Sanskrit and Ancient Egyptian there, all mixed up. Language seems to have structure.

If you're stuck inside you can literally shower after doing everything to get maximum disinfected

>muh water
No amount of toilet paper will save you from the water pipes failing, you're 100% fucked at that point.

you could do that with the basic numbers provided so far, but i cant make a video like that one.

4 cases atm. Didn't realise one of them did that though fucking lol. People are panic buying leaving store shelves empty in Auckland but everyone else isn't worrying too much. Have seen some people wandering around town wearing masks.

Deutsch Ubermenschen and amerimutts.

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You are not going to get any COMPED SUSHI

twitter.com/BogochIsaac/status/1235788666737291264
>Toronto has another case of #COVID19 in a traveler who acquired the infection in.....Las Vegas.

well fuck there goes Las Vegas

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>Why is everyone buying toilet paper? Food I get. Flour? sure. But fucking toilet paper???

China is in lockdown still. China not producing toilet paper in China. Chinese have run out of toilet paper. No workers at factories - theyre sick, or dead.
Chinese here found this out from family in lockdown in China.
China - toilet paper is gone and its like gold.
Same thing will happen here sooner or later - toilet paper factories wont be running - sick workers not working.

Taxi driver

Going to eat those words like bat soup soon, Kim.

Not confirmed by the WHO, and not enough verified evidence that suggests the heat can hugely affect this specific virus's survivability.

Toilet paper is not a product that they have surplus stock of. People are buying everything, tp is just what ran out first. Then makes people panic buy because they realise they've only got 5 rolls at home.

That is macabre.

Or you have 30 corpses hooked up to ECMOs.

>legitimate insiders

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I've got phlegm in my throat and I have to keep clearing my throat

This is it lads. It's not a cough, not a fever, and not chest pain. It's this phlegm that gets you.

Shut up nigger

Best source desu.
worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries

Then explain why it isn't spreading in Africa.

Rate my setup cvg

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Everyone
Is
Shitting
Themselves
Internally

>call doc
I went to the doc yesterday don't think their advice will change
>20s
Yes
>hurt
Only if I try to inhale deeply

just an fyi

SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.

Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.

Will it be safe to travel domestically by April? Might cancel flights home for Easter

vancouverisawesome.com/vancouver-news/bc-coronavirus-cases-climb-to-21-2142105
>The seventh new case is a resident from Seattle who was visiting family in the Fraser Health Region.

I just saw this. Seattle is exporting is now too.

Kek. The uniformed are getting dumber and dumber. Have you possibly heard of permanent lung damage from the virus.

I dont care if I get the virus but I want to fuck a japanese chick so bad.

Same lad. My nasal drip is like 3x normal.

Who here bidet masterrace?

Your body is trying to drown the virus. Ends up drowning you.

how about you explain why there are cases in singapore and malaysia. I highly doubt africa has extensive testing capability

Stay comfy user

lmao

So they can wipe their asses when they shit? Do you not?

This is hardly the first time humanity has been fucked raw

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then with God's blessing, you will have it within the next 2 years.