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>Cormann rules out Rudd-style cash splash to boost Australian economy as coronavirus bites
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/06/cormann-rules-out-rudd-style-cash-splash-to-boost-australian-economy-as-coronavirus-bites

>Daniel Ricciardo weighs in on F1 uncertainty over coronavirus concerns
news.com.au/sport/motorsport/formula-one/australian-grand-prix-fears-remain-over-ferrari-being-allowed-to-race/news-story/d0b5b9560917678c823199c22ab5de99

>Peter Dutton pushes for overseas police to tap Australians’ phones
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/05/peter-dutton-pushes-for-overseas-police-to-tap-australians-phones

>Drought-breaking rain brings joy to some Australian towns, but many dams still await relief
theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/05/drought-breaking-rains-bring-joy-to-some-states-but-many-water-storages-still-await-relief

>Coronavirus fight could cost Australia $1 billion as Scott Morrison makes funding pledge
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-06/coronavirus-fight-could-cost-australia-one-billion-dollars/12033146

>Indigenous lands in South Australia are being locked down to fend off the risk of coronavirus
sbs.com.au/news/indigenous-lands-in-south-australia-are-being-locked-down-to-fend-off-the-risk-of-coronavirus

>Live coverage: Latest updates on the coronavirus outbreak
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/live-coverage-latest-updates-on-the-coronavirus-outbreak/live-coverage/3ea0d32481cd1061977bdeeb7dbb91ca

>Police Open fire on armed Carjacker
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bake me a meat pie

1st for fuck chinks

you lost loser

You really should hate Australia by now desu

I can't stop wanking to Hannah Baxter's death, Fucking thot (^: Is that normal?

yes, it that normal?

What's for dinner lads? lasagna and garlic bread for me.

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Will this virus kill off the 30 year old boomer?
Sugar suppresses your immune system, we're all at risk here.

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bitch lasagna

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How do I get a job frens?

I think it's happening. I work at a major retail supplier in Melbourne and we've been asked privately to prepare to possibly take major time off because of 2019-nCOV. Obviously almost none of us can work from home and my work has almost 300 employees. Anyone else here screwed if you have to stay at home?

Go to maccas and give the boss a firm handshake.

nah got heaps of sick leave

2nd for fuck chinks

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lol @ niggers

Maccas rejected me

>.
it will be a 2 week holiday. Good excuse to stay home and shitpost.

Since fucking WHEN does the bank dictate when, where and how much of your own money you spend?

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Nuke china

>since they said so

fuk u white dogs

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Scrumptious. love the artwork user, feels like a white christmas.

hit the footpath (with fist) and ask to speak to the manager.

wtf is all that shit in front of her?

>imagine the smell

not with a face like that, sweetheart

You have to tell them that you can work every day, even the week days.

Are you retarded? Why do you think there is a reserve bank of Australia?

Dat face doe

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>Why do you think there is a reserve bank of Australia?
Umm hello, wtf does that have to do with you being told by the bank if you can or cant use your own money?

the bf

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I have CVNaQnNV help

>Since fucking WHEN does the bank dictate when, where and how much of your own money you spend?
It's just bank policy, bro

the gf

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the daily ride

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id rather fuck the chick on the left

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Post hand, boong

pedo detected

smells like shit

I don't have any hands, using my dick to type

are you a coon? y/n

You give the bank your money. They loan out most of it so that if everyone asks for their money back the bank is supposed to go under because they never have enough cash to return even most of it. The reserve bank exists to bail out banks and give them enough credit to function while also devaluing the dollar. It's all a Ponzi scheme and the banks own the country.

Got jokes

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New Coronavirus Server discord gg nh2kddd

>gay detected
nah just if I was gunna fuck one, that's my choice

>It's all a Ponzi scheme and the banks own the world.
ftfy

oil,slow cooked road kill with a side of deep fried maggots

you can avoid lean meat starvation by converting protein/fiber into fats with various larval insects

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Are you gay AND a pedo? Rough deal

>passing on the coinslot
Your funeral, mate

myer user?

>oil,slow cooked road kill with a side of deep fried maggots
Hope you're using gutter oil

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> hey baby I'm infected
> let me put my hands around your throat and we'll see

got any cash bro?

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True. In the end the banks control the money you give them and the money you take out as a loan. They own you.

ice been telling you cunts for days WITHDRAW ALL your money before you can't

I took out my savings today and the clerk gave me 20mins of excuses until I was like "give me my fucking money right the fuck now cunt"

aussies are the niggers of the white world. the only reason no one critisized their retarded sun baked brains and asses is because they dont matter. theyre the land down under the toilet seat. theyre cinima is garbage. their accents sound like english with a touch of aussie (aka downsyndrom). their beer is like a warm canadian beer. and their women arent allowed to be educated past grade 4 (i dont know that for sure it just seems like the entire dag eating country is like a southern state but without mexicans or american blacks) ps newzealand is also like a retarded tumor of australia so fuck them too.

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Anyone here sick of biting their tongue on race and leftist bullshit?

It was fine when I was in HS, my mates there had their heads screwed on right and we could speak freely. Now we've all moved in different directions for uni and, fuck, I knew Melbourne would be bad but it's all so tiresome.

Where do y'all find people who aren't gonna invite you to fucking 'save the refugee' marches and shit?
Or are you all good little goys in public?

holy shit I fucked that chick

money will be useless soon. If you know an attractive woman you can use her for barter.

>I took out my savings today and the clerk gave me 20mins of excuses until I was like "give me my fucking money right the fuck now cunt"
This. If you stand your ground they will have to cave eventually as (to my understanding) there is no legislation that can stop you.

Dont let them gas light you into believing you cant take out your own fucking money.

Learn English, Chang

I focus on making things better through my own agendas instead of following other peoples agendas in a crowd.

what's wrong?
did your dog die?

>An interception order must be approved by an eligible judge or Administrative Appeals Tribunal member who must have regard to whether interception is the investigative method least likely to interfere with any person’s privacy.
You would think that your info in the hands of foreign agencies would be a privacy issue.

If there's a bank run the excuse would be they don't have enough money which would be true.

Absolutely. But it's more than that, this virus business is making the market crash, a lot of my mates took their savings out as well. There's only so many people that can do that before they can't

>They loan out most of it so that if everyone asks for their money back the bank is supposed to go under because they never have enough cash to return even most of it
Fractional reserve lending.
Banks only required to have 10% in reserve, the other 90% is loaned out as loans, etc.
So, if everyone of a bank's customers went to the bank tomorrow and withdrew 11% of their bank balance the bank would not have enough money held in reserve to pay for it and would go under. Well actually, they would put in Greece style withdral limits and then get bailed-in. Also anyone who has over $250k in the bank will lose anything over the $250k; e.g. $260k in bank then the bank can take $10k and there isn't a single thing you can do about it.

>flag
>telling other people they don't matter
Listen here nigger, you are just like a mutt who tells others they are not white. Die a horrible death, faggot.

BANK RUN FUCKING WHEN???

No privacy for the lower proles, mate

You only had to listen.

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Bad recession maybe

LMAO why would you bring up cinema

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Those retards are basically doing with cash what chinks did with toilet paper

It's a big nothingburger. It's a gloried cold that kills chinks and old people. The flu kills more people every year. Just wash your hands and you'll be fine.

8%

rba.gov.au/publications/bulletin/2010/sep/6.html

What difference would it even make at this point?

2 hours ago for me mate. Go get your cash before it's gone

i fucking miss him lads
Why did he leave federal for a failed attempt at state level?

But that's all objectively wrong. it's 3400X more lethal than influenza

Ive never kept my saving in the bank

>Just wash your hands and you'll be fine.
T. Pic related

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She looks like a bunny boiler for sure.

All of you should neck yourselves with Glen20... get it in ya.

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HOLY SHIT! A BANK JUST RUN OVER MY HOUSE

haha i have no cash. Winning!

based.

bro no one knows who their leader is, as far as anyone outside of australia knows theyve never had a priminister that wasnt just some darkly tanned white guy in a baige suit. canadas leader is a gay guy but everyone knows who he is because canada matters. and if i say someones not white they arent white deal with it you frothing cunt.

cash in safe and buried in the backyard is best

Cash would be worthless in the event of the RBA using QE. Might as well put it into gold, silver etc.

How did Epstein managed to get memory holed so gosh darn quickly? Especially considering that fat fuck standing next to him was only just found guilty. No doubt he was the sacrificial lamb.

Guy's my sister fucked blair Cottrell. What do.

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holy shit you are a seething chink with the squintiest eyes I've ever seen. KYS

Now its your turn to fuck your sister.

I don't censor myself anymore. I'm neet for like so it doesn't really matter to me. I went to undergrad uni in the early 90's before it was totally pozzed. It is disappointing to see how much the lefty filth has taken over since.

Because they both got turned into memes like "Epstein didnt kill himself" and no one took them seriously afterwards

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>buy PMs
4 day wait to sign up to the perth mint

>when he nearly named the jew on Triple J

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I've already got some of that for the longterm, this is more the short term. I figure cash will be worth more than no cash or money once people start withdrawing in droves, which I believe they will.

Who stockpiling drugs for the happening,

Christopher Skase? Is that you?
The elites really are the untouchables.

you are now aware all the political correctness and anti-racism bullshit in our country stems from the chinks.