/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1634

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Rape doujins when we defeat her, right?

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Coof on your local senator

thanks to you hoarders, all masks and foods are gone. Now everyone will bear the brunt of this. wonderful

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my head feels warm as shit bros

:)

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Maybe the theories were right and North Korea actually released the virus

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Confirmed case in Minneapolis. I have such a large erection now! Goddamn!

Hey guys, how does a HEPA filter compare to a FFP2 Mask? Asking to determine if I can craft my own face masks from filters. I would cut them into shape and figure out a way to seal them. And just wear a scarf over it.

Seriously, it's almost like getting Coronavirus compels the person to go and infect other people.

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Snooze you lose pedro, shouldn't of been fucking around for so long. Goodluck not dying!

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say no to 3dpd!
post 2D!

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Woodlands fags hang on.

Really lads, if we can do anything, anything that matters, every healthcare person I've spoken to says there needs to be a 3 week self quarantine.
Can we meme this into reality?

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It's ok to be infected. Infected are people too.

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here's me with my hot asian waifu

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>Just met with the head chef Ching Bing Bang Bao.
>Wow what an amazing culture!

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REMINDER
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WHEN THE TIME COMES, YOU MUST BE WELL VERSED IN HOW TO USE YOUR RESPIRATOR, ESPECIALLY UNDER DURESS. IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR FIRST TIME USING THIS LIFE-SAVING EQUIPMENT TO BE YOUR LAST, LEARN YOUR TOLERANCE FOR RESPIRATOR STRESS, AND WORK AT IT ACCORDINGLY: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4748517/

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We are only seeing the very tip of the iceberg here and it’s already not looking good

By the end of this year hundreds of millions possibly billions will have died from the virus

This thing is Biblical in scope

We are witnessing the apocalypse

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Just a reminder happening fans have legit mental illness and at worst this disease has a 2% death rate in a healthy person and 6% in an incredibly sick/elderly person

It makes me happy knowing this virus has a long incubation period, and many of the elites will contract it before they head for their bunkers. I'm sure they can afford the best medical technology on the planet, but at least they'll suffer a bit.

This looks cool, source?

Corona is a weapon, but i dont think it was released on purpose
Whats to stop it from infecting everyone on earth? ((They)) would also be infected, as well as the chinks and any other soros-tier schemers, its a potentially extinction level threat.

Amen

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I see masks for sale all over still. Just bought another 3m 7500 mask on ebay with p100 filters for below retail

MGH had its PPE supplies stolen at one of it's locations. Even wipes were stolen. Masks all gone. Gel gone. Entire storeroom cleared out.

>Implying
The Chinese are 100% responsible but will doing anything to shift the blame including lying through their teeth about what's going on in their own country with the virus. When the fuck will people learn to not trust a fucking thing they say, what will it take?

>REMINDER: Do not engaged with glowing nothing burger fags or "I was one of you guys too, but now it's dumb"

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wow, what a psychopathic response. i sincerely hope for *your* sake that you're just joking.

Everything indicates this is the BIG ONE we've been anticipating.

And for the lower end of the bell curves posters - no, we're not talking Resident Evil-esque collapse or whatever nonsensical shit you imagine "bad" is. Three percent is Spanish Flu levels bad though.

Nice

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Not yet. This is just a taste of the coming attractions

People are incapable of self quarantining hence China welding people into their homes

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Surprise, chink spyware chat service bans your Kung Flu server

100K CORONA PARTY WHEN???

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20% severe complication rate, damaged lungs, testicular lesions, infertility, etc.

Fuck off Dundee

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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have been unleashed.

Disease - Coronavirus
Famine - Food supplies around the world have been fucked by disease and locust plagues
War - Turkey and EU
Death - Micronova

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nth for DIRTY FOREIGNERS RUINING COLORADO EVEN UP UNTIL THE END FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

GAY
THIS THREAD IS GAY

Within 12 hours

which will drastically drop once patients start being released

Tomorrow probably

youtu.be/IgcE28JtDLY

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I know I'm going to fucking get it, we set up a coronavirus task force to monitor where packages are coming from but it's too late, I'm going to fucking get it I TOUCHED A WET PACKAGE TWO WEEKS AGO! I'm in charge of the stock team and a CORPORATE email WAS sent out. I tried to play it off but now that this thing is spreading all over California I'm probably going to fucking get it FUCKING DAMN IT! I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW WHAT A USELESS FUCKING MANAGER JESSICA IS AND OUR DISTRICT MANAGER STEPHANIE WHO IS BFFS WITH THE QUEEN BITCH! IM NOT SOME LIBERAL FAGGOT! I HOPE NONE OF YOU GET IT!

I will try to snag a picture of the email, I'm fucking pissed they didnt warn us and mad at myself that I probably infected my wife and grandmother.

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JIM STREAMING IN BITCHOUTE

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[x] based
[x] redpilled
[x] checked

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I take it -10% isn't a good thing.

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It’s over for North Carolina. Guy picked it up in at the Seattle death home, then flew back to Raleigh on Feb 22. Started showing symptoms on Feb 25 but wandered around spreading it like a fucking idiot until March 3 when he finally put 2 and 2 together. wral.com/wake-officials-won-t-address-public-questions-about-local-covid-19-patient/18993054/

It's probably already past it a long time ago. Shame China is a bunch of lying faggots. I really wish someone in China would post the real death tally. Unfortunately most normies would deny it anyways.

All things that were either "concluded" by happening psychos reading random medical articles and making their own conclusions or (in the case of severe complications) do not include untested/symptom free/mild infections

I giggle every time a fat person tries to get attention.

WHY CONTAIN IT

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kek

kek

>not doujins of xinnie the pooh getting pegged by corona-chan
I want reddit to leave

2D Hazmats are the best

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stay safe rossbro. can you wfh?

I've heard that Amazon removed that movie from prime.

>posting 3dpd at all

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>wh*toids scared
>1600 threads dedicated to A FUCKING FLU
Seriously guys. Stop shilling this little faggy virus.
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS

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>+1 for Toronto. You saw it here first.

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Sonoma county reporting. We are fucked
pressdemocrat.com/news/10788596-181/sutter-santa-rosa-orders-coronavirus

Just like ebola amirite

new nautica kicks? $30 at ross?!

Hurry up and get the picture faggot fatty. You said this last thread.

What are D.U.M.B’s for a thousand, Alex!
>they need bartenders down there right?

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Nothing bugger

Take your meds schizo.

holy shit

>American
>fat

inb4 schools start to close in the states

Push Bhutan, Receive Virus

>JUST WAIT 2 MORE WEEKS BRO

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Where's the user from Bhutan who posts here frequently? I'm sure he'll love this news.

Are there still any nothingbburger fags out there?

>Coronavirus patient was inside Scottsdale nightclubs before testing positive
azfamily.com/news/health/coronavirus-patient-was-inside-scottsdale-nightclubs-before-testing-positive/article_ff7afa20-5f47-11ea-99c3-9fd66fc7abd6.html
Degenerates BTFO

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apple pie is pretty cute too

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>I take it -10% isn't a good thing.
Bonds yields only get this low when the economy is in the shitter or expected to be in the imminent future. Some of those yields are even lower than previous lows that were reached in the depths of the GFC in 2008-2009.

man i dont even know where bhutan is on the world map

Yeah it’s nothing at all that’s why China and South Korea have gone full wartime conditions mode to combat this thing

TOO LATE
ALREADY HAPPENING

They need to close everything for 3 weeks.

>FACT: What that shithead thief TEVIN and the rest of the DETRACTORS don't know is that gout has given me immunity from Coronavirus. Okay? And I'll be the one laughing after that piece of walking garbage drops dead choking on his own lungs
>*snort*
>Kat's just been sick with the flu for a while, chat, it's nothing serious so for the last time stop asking

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they could be waiting until spring break and then extending from there

What was the point of making a weapon you couldn't control? These are the same people who killed all the birds for no reason and then 40 million starved to death because the locusts went uncontrolled without birds

>That hamfist
Seriously though, you should've moved out of that godforsaken state a long time ago

What will you do if you survive corona-chan but wind up shooting blank for the rest of your life?

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Yes, apparently I work with all of them.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLOOR?????????

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