>I drank the cider. Orwellian horrors filled my mind. I didn't sleep for 25 days of terror in the belly of the beast
>MIKHAILA!! FETCH THE BENZOS! I NEED XANNY BARS TO QUIET THE GIBBERING VOICES!!
>THE CIDER AHHHHHHH, A COMA IS THE ONLY ESCAPE
I drank the cider. Orwellian horrors filled my mind. I didn't sleep for 25 days of terror in the belly of the beast
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What would you do with a comatose Peterson if no one was looking?
Clean his room for him.
Why is this guy so fucking miserable anyway? He's rich, famous, absurdly successful and has a massive following.
>tfw know in my heart the cider thing is probably 100% bullshit but still kinda afraid to drink any when I get the chance because of how terrible his supposed experience was
Bad genes and bad upbringing. No amount of money can compensate.
His wife had cancer and he thought she was gonna die
OR
He finally read Solzhenitsyn
Forgive him. He's a rich Canadian from Toronto.
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He always had severe depression, hes been on anti depressants for most of his life
absolutely based and redpilled
same, peterson is a man of great insight, it does not surprises me that many retards in pol cant appreciate that
Nothing wrong with being a sensitive conservative male
guilt for being a gatekeeper of evil kikes
Isn't his daughter a pay pig who sleeps with some romanian drug dealer? I think his name is tate and he's one of those "I build websites, rap and invest in bitcoin bro." Scheming pick up artist types. He's also bald.
the black pill hitting hard
fuck off you faggot cunt
having to take care about his terminally ill wife, while fighting off leftists and trying to help millions of people who reach looking for answers
he discovered that we're all fucked, no matter what.
He fell for the individualism meme
He must be so torn, what with wanting to be a commie and knowing communism is an abject failure.
we ruined him. he was once so hopeful and confident. now, his smile and optimism: gone.
Dudes crazy
that's the belly of the beast
>I sucked off fitty men. Inordinate amounts of jizz filled my anus. I didn't ejaculate to tranny born in 2 days
>xannax xannax xannax bars
>THE BENZOS ALLOWING THE TEARING OF MY ASSHOLE
>bite
>bite
>sip
>sip
>the DEEP DISH anus combo!
epstein --> corona
endless streams of invaders pushed by kike ngo's
kike banks scamming the population
jews dancing around the white house as if it's 9/11
all coincidence with these fake money fake debt kid fuckers
>the cider thing
Explain
Like this but times 100 more neurotic
There’s no evidence they banged, just a picture of them hanging out.
That being said, I highly suspect he banged her.
read him carl jung right before tucking him in
Does anyone actually read these walls of text from schizos?
That body language says they had sex.
Oh my god nigger is neurotic, and quite clearly fronting because he has developed neurotic illnesses;his daughter is on the plethora of medications she takes because she has herpes and is a whore.
>the cider put me out for a month and made me feel non-stop paranoia haha
>fucking Joe's face like wut
what put him out for a month with no sleep and terrible depression was trying to get off benzodiazepine
>Judean peterstein is great goy,he "just can't" respond to questions about kikes, unless he is telling you how much smarter they are than you
you are the mutt offspring of native australian women raped by bong inmates sent to die to a far away island, anybody is smarter than you
Why hate someone who has tried to help people?
Go on, send me your hate cunts.
ur mom is gay for dix
i notice you cannot defend anything about peterstein, it's because you're a sleazy kike faggot gatekeeping for the gatekeeper. I am sure the biological father missing from your life is just as big of a faggot as peterstein
Unironically, I think this might have played a part in it.
because the people he has tried to help are the global semitic overlords
He's a liar, cider is basically a pop
>t. use to be an insomniac, also use to drink a shit load of cider
So...is his terminally ill wife still alive? Has Mikhaila even mentioned her dying mother at all in her tweets?
It happens to almost everyone who even glances at Yas Forums. It's the Medussa site. Only the strongest of the strong can survive it.
LOOK WHAT HE DID TO ME
You have set the scene nicely, user. Now tell the story.
It's time the FDA and DEA banned cider for the menace that it is. How many youths have we lost to the demon cider?
the people that should have aplauded him rejected him for joining with the jews. The jews don't give a rats ass about him and just whsiper shit in his ear. Then his family went to shit and he realized he's alone.
also all his "fans" are retarded and he knows it.
>drinks apple cider
>out for a month
Cant these people just exist? I ate 8 years old expired mayo and didnt even felt strange
He's a compromising cuck
It must be painful to be loved only by people you utterly despise.
>MIKHAILA!! FETCH THE BENZOS!
Also, the only intelligent "fans" are the people who are paid by him to be his "fans". (The correct name for them is "shills".)
He lives the hollow life of a self aware shabbos goyim
What are the odds that Jordan sexually molested Mikhaila? I put them at 20%. It probably didn't happen, but I wouldn't bet big money that it didn't happen.
Has 200 years together ever been translated (well) into English?
No, strangely enough.
I-IS THAT A GLASS OF CIDER? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MIKHAILA BRING ME MY BENZOS IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
This is why Alex Jones drinks so much.
Yeah I figured not
If they ever did they’d probably use some Jewish translator too who would take “liberties” with the translation
Liberties as in turning it into another book
Fuck all of you
I hate Jordan Peterson. He’s a quack. But making fun of someone because they’re going through a drug addiction is wrong. You fuckers.
It;s satisfying to laugh at people who set themselves up above others as if they have all the answers.