Why do Americans drive these?

The same could be said for the maple syrup reserves of a Leaf.

Cope, dicklets, trucks are trailer park luxury

I used to think pick up trucks were gay until I started driving one at work, now I realize my mistake

Still wouldn't buy one though, the amount you'll spend in gas is fucking insane

to tow these

Attached: 947bafc33fe167c31cf4c577dd278d3b.jpg (507x380, 38.6K)

Because they're useful, unlike pic related

Attached: smarterer.jpg (385x288, 13.06K)

Tiny little women love them, because they sit up real high and can see everything when they drive.

t. a woke little jew boy

I have a small truck.
It's four cylinder and standard shift.
It would be fantastic if it had four doors.
It should be obvious why people have them.
It's in order to pickup and deliver cargo. Same reason others drive wagons but heavier duty.

Why wouldn't you want to be in something big?

so I can haul things around.

If you get in an accident, you win.

Because we have room. Fuck off though, we're full.

They are wild and live in the jungle.

Because outside of our cities, our roads look like this and would swallow up your European Cuckboxes whole.

Attached: AmericanRoad.jpg (1000x667, 385.6K)

We have land to drive on.

Because we can.

/thread.

Seething europoors

Attached: 41df59660180d6d02d1e39ed2393c01e.jpg (1080x1080, 118.59K)

I don't know man, 4-door trucks are really fucking gay.

Attached: Ricky-Nichols-1978-Chevy-K10-Driver2.jpg (1800x1432, 262.54K)

>Top left: Shit engine, breaks a lot
>Top right: Shit engine, breaks a lot
>Bot left: Shit engine, breaks a lot
>Bot right: It works

>cheap gas
>50000 miles to literally anything
>Hauled their grandma's couch once 4 years ago
>Think it will help them drive in the snow until they drive like a retard and fly into a snowbank

Toyota Tacoma Best Girl :)

>chang xidang talking about dick size

Attached: 3EBB1468-E93B-43EF-A3B5-064D9A1BDB69.jpg (205x246, 6.58K)

They're niggers

Good lord, modern pickups are so ugly and gay looking. Can nothing look like it has balls anymore?

Attached: 1519519678147.jpg (306x306, 19.83K)

Trucks are great fun and useful.

>Cheap gas
The Corona virus is going to stop global oil production

These are my favorite threads.
Europoors think they’re owning us when in reality this just exposes them as sissy city boys.

Because they're awesome and I need room to haul my wife and three kids.

Lower left is basically my truck, only mine is black with metallic flakes.

It literally was answer to a prayer, down to that exact color.
Found it low mileage and cheap. Couldn't even see the metallic because it was misting rain.
I found out the next day.

I love Jesus. Jesus loves me.

Attached: IMG_3546.jpg (1024x782, 245.47K)

because they're fucking awesome toys for overgrown little boys.

I've driven a subcompact my whole life because I'm cheap, but I recently went on a trip and got a free upgrade to a hemi ram.

I totally understand why so many people drive those things. It was so comfortable, it felt great on the road, and the big V8 sounded amazing. I've always heard trucks ride really stiff, but that thing felt like I was driving my living room around. My regular car feels like an open body go cart by comparison.

Wtf a Raptor is 55k euros! You can get Porsches for that money. Not as coal rolling but still...

I got no qualms about people that get pickups for real truck shit. You'd get this thread more if you lived in some suburbs/exurbs where every office worker faggot drives to the company and back and to the grocery store in some 2019 F350/Silverado HD/RAM 2500 shiny and dent free with a bed that at the most has seen a 65" HDTV in it every other year

Ive got a lot of guns to haul around

The U.S. is a big country and the size of Europe. We are much more spread out. Unless you live in the city it is necessary to have a vehicle that can carry/tow shit

Why do europoors drive these?

Attached: fagcar.jpg (1280x720, 132.01K)

that's what SUV's are for

At least white people can drive them chink boy.

>>Bot right: It works
SAY DATSUN TO MY FACE AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER.

Attached: nissan.jpg (1024x768, 46.12K)

Trucks aren't even trucks anymore, they're luxury cars with 2' of ground clearance and less than half the MPG of even a sedan with a strong V8

>Faggots in the city who own big trucks deserve the boot unless they're actually utilizing it for craft or trade.

This. There's mother fuckers driving a lifted longbed quad cab mega world destroyer ultra F450s in the city and they are all spotless, not a spec of dirt. Most of those fucks aren't using it for craft or trade, I can tell you that.

Imagine owning a "truck" with IFS.

You can always tell a euro thread because they follow one of two formats:

*picture of something awesome*
"Why do Americans do this"

*picture of manly Chad hobby*
"Why do Americans think this make's you MaxxCHAD"

Or

*picture of std riddled china cocks*
"What wrong with americans? Don't they know how good China dick taste?"

*picture of gay act*
"Why don't Americans do this like the rest of the world?"

lol that's what my daily looks like, it's a good car with almost 300k miles, but it's really cheap and uncomfortable.

Try 90, the only modern American truck that isn't a total rip off is the Cybertruck

Nigga some of those trucks are $100k burger dollars. Boomers love to consume

This car is more safe and advances than any of your giant monster truck, mutt!

I have a 5 speed manual Ranger that I can't bring myself to get rid of even after I bought a new F150.
I love rowing gears, it's a shame everything is automatic aside from a few sports cars.

Cause they like to think it’s some flex on people who don’t drive trucks

It’s like the episode of the Harley Davidson bikers in South Park

They have no idea everyone else thinks they’re faggots

to move our houses faggot.

correct

Yeah I'll just be driving a car you won't be able to afford until you're a boomer :) Cope, wh*Teoid.

It seems like every muslim drives a truck here and the muslim women are the worst drivers along with old chinks

>I've always heard trucks ride really stiff

They used to, when they actually felt like trucks.

Based, pure kino picture. The feminization of the pickup truck gets me legit mad.

Yep, my chevy s10 is much nicer than any compact car and bigger trucks are even better

Nah, the spic/boomer kingdom of Tejas will never stop. Trucks and cheap gas for all.

>5 speed manual Ranger
What year?

Yeah and fuck unibody shit too

I build custom video pinball machines. I use my truck to pick up supplies, mostly plywood and to deliver finished machines, mostly to a depot but sometimes to the customer directly if they live in the metro.

>paying 100k for a fucking pickup
also
>making performance versions of a fucking work vehicle

Attached: skinner.jpg (250x230, 9.52K)

Point and laugh at the faggot

As long as it’s not a faggot Ass Dodge with his dumb ass tow mirrors out for not a fucking reason. Half ton transfer cases in a one ton truck, dodge rams are for fuckboys with flat brim hats and cheap eBay lift kits for their rusted out 1997 ram that they think is tough shit in the college parking lot. I bet they drink bang energy drinks and listen to 69 while sucking their boyfriends a fat one.

Attached: 66ED1373-5384-48AF-BE3C-0DA0BF6C7A34.jpg (468x431, 18K)

Based and toyota pilled.

Also a homo.
Shame

>less than half the MPG of even a sedan
why are you buying a truck for the gas mileage? further, trucks have traditionally had lower gas mileage than a sedan. what are you smoking?

2003 FX4 4.0. It's fun.

Yeah this exactly. I’m not supposed to buy a sports car because people who can’t afford one will say I have a little dick? I’ll take my chances drivin in my bad ass car while jealous bitches are talking about my dick while they’re walking or riding a scooter

That actually sounds like a based job t b h

tiny dicks

Ford's f-150 model is actually pretty based.

Rangers are cool. They make a new one now almost the same size as the F150. Should have kept it small.

>Nissan: Works
maybe before 2000, modern Nissan is trash.

Every American vehicle made post NAFTA is trash other then Tesla

imagine being so poor that it puzzles you that someone drives a pickup truck.

when everybody else drives a truck it's nicer to be in one too and have some visibility
they don't have their own sources of oil, so they import it and then charge high taxes

You’ll be riding in an ambulance after you run through a red browsing tik tok you fucking bugman.

Small dicks.

Trucks peaked with the 1990 ford ranger. Then the boomers went nuts.

Except curbs, little kids, and regular size vehicles

You're a dumb nigger, coronachan has reduced demand because of idle factories and reduced the price of oil. You are a stupid mouthbreathing nigger that should be deported.

Well, without all those fags, your then niche vehicle would cost more and would probably only be the size of a euro cuck truck.
>people who dont use guns regularly shouldn't have them
But I'm sure your just making bants
t. Car fag

I personally use my for hauling thousands of pounds of different crop I grow.

This is also a valid point

Why can't we? If we could afford it then whats the problem?

Working men need to haul shit plus we invented motor vehicles we drive wtf we want.

Okay chang

Because corporate America has learned to use propaganda to fool the coomsumer into thinking that his identity lies in material purchases.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3RzGoQC4s

Literally one of the best documentaries ever made. Watch it.

Attached: IMG_0297.gif (500x700, 1017.54K)

This was peak truck. Anything bigger is for faggots.

Attached: 1990_ford_ranger_history.jpg (600x374, 38.81K)

How are you visible when you are doing the exact same thing as everyone else?

Single-cab master race checking in

Attached: W250a.jpg (640x480, 54.71K)

>I have a 5 speed manual Ranger
had one as company car inthe 90s. still miss her. zippy little girl

Dualies are for fags.

Gas is like $8/gallon in Europe so anemic clowncars are top sellers

Cope

Because if you don't buy a $60k truck @ 11% APR to drive to and from your shitty sales job you aren't a REAL MAN™. Pic related is my shop truck, it's almost 40 and still chugging along fine. It does everything I need it to.

Attached: 33657550001_large.jpg (800x440, 51.87K)

That F-150 Crew cab Limited looks fucking siiiiiiicccccckkkk

They would make a small contractor truck again (or we'd get the fucking rad lil' Japanese work trucks) if it weren't for the retarded CAFE bullshit that requires trucks to become more bloated every year to meet the exemption criteria.

TOYOTA REPRESENT

Attached: yota.jpg (383x512, 96.09K)

>They make a new one now almost the same size as the F150.
the f150 wasn't compliant with australian regulations, so they slimmed it down until it was, now it's being sold as the ranger
they're going to be making a full body one and bring back the bronco

true actually. Also, manlets.
They're good for work and not having to make a thousand trips back and fourth if you do shit like get home improvement shit.

The collapse is coming you have been warned

Baby dick

You have to leave town to find that?
You must live in a very nice city.

Attached: IMG_2183.png (480x484, 412.6K)

Fat people don't fit in cars.

"Muh we are men."

Some of us men like to be able to transport new furniture, appliances, motorcycles, ATV's, etc. You know, actually doing something instead of paying $400 delivery fee like a cuck.

I own top left, best truck ive ever owned

Seethe ricedick.

If refineries start closing up shits gonna get wild tho

Yeah, I’ve lived next to people like that, they tend to be obnoxious and always buying shit they really can’t afford.

1) They are fairly fun to drive
2) They are useful
3) They get stupid amounts of pussy. Like it's fucking ridiculous. This is the reason half of guys buy them. Much as it might seem like some weird cultural thing to you, a big ass, nice ass truck is a major status symbol in most of America, and nothing drops panties faster than status.

When it comes to pickups:

Ford>Chevy>Yota>Nissan>dogshit>Dodge

When they buy a giant truck that they use no different than a car they are fucking dumb since they could just buy a car and have easily 2x the fuel economy

>60k for a truck
Nah, i'll buy a corvette if I drop that on a vehicle.

Because the average american doesnt fit in a regular sized car.

Work will set you free. High performance work will set you free-er.

>I'm so tough because Ford(inc) says so
Pathetic.

Attached: IMG_0173.jpg (400x462, 32.13K)

>2003 FX4 4.0
Those were some really nice model years. It's almost ready for vintage plates if you keep taking good care of it. Feed it lots of oil.

>cAwS rEaL mEn DriVe TrUcKs
Pickups are utilitarian but most faggots drive them so they can unironically validate their fragile sense of masculinity with a material object they took out a jew loan to purchase

Attached: 0f8.png (680x486, 472.98K)

I would buy this only because my dick is so small.

when you run over fags and niggers there is no dent...

100% of pol posting truck drivers got their $80k truck for free as a tax writeoff

Attached: 1583189118443.png (473x473, 79.88K)

Lol

It’s the same kind of people who get a 3 series or a c class. You can get camrys nicer than those

based meximobile

Funny, I can't fit furniture inside a sedan. All those times I helped people move fridges, sofas, and all sorts of big furniture around wouldn't have been possible without the truck. Expanded a drive way as a personal project not as a job and well, sedan ain't gonna haul those tons of liquid cement around.

Hurricane coming? Good thing you can by all the wood you need in one trip. Something else sedans can't claim.

Not only that, people tend to notice larger vehicles and some avoid them in traffic. I would say if you can't judge the edges of your vehicle accurately from the cabin you shouldn't drive one. For the safety of others and yourself.

Roads aren't paved where I live and you fucking bet your ass some shitbox civic isn't gonna get thru that when it's wet. Pic related my shitbox.

Attached: _20200203_095505.jpg (2250x2999, 2.95M)

i can afford the gas. i dont care about gas mileage. if it has low gas mileage, put a bigger tank on it.

to do this

Attached: Copy.webm (864x992, 1.17M)

1.Some of our states are larger than most countries
2. We got work to do.

Because we're rich and we can afford to. We like trucks. We don't like sitting down in shitty little cuckmobiles. We like having all terrain capability and being able to throw stuff in the bed or tow our big heavy tools and toys.

I live on a farm. Trucks just do everything a horse and buggy did but 10000x better.

Why do you care what other people do with their money?

I drive two muscle cars instead. You know, real performance vehicles.

I'm English and I don't even have a driver's loycense yet lmao

Attached: 1570735119728.jpg (236x259, 14.71K)

My Cummins has 350k mi, and has needed zero work done to it. Most go 500k+ easy.
Cope harder.

Toyota does make nice trucks.

if I'm 3 feet off the ground in a sedan I have no visibility when I'm surrounded by 6 foot trucks

I personally like to through a mattress in the back and fuck my wife in the bed at night. Other times I throw a tarp in the bed and fill it with water and enjoy a soak.

fix that rear tire for god sake

Lol yup

Sobaps are heretical degenerates.

Kekd and checked

you can't afford them, only imbeciles don't lease their trucks

vast majority of men don't do any sort of work that involves hauling anything

the majority of trucks I see on the road are so clean and new you can tell immediately they've never hauled anything but groceries

>drives a diesel V8 to his sales job at the mall
is way more common than you will admit

It is plus it lets me keep up with the latest in the video pinball world. Unfortunately I don't do enough business to quit my day job but it's nice supplemental income.

Liked and subbed

Europeans will never know the feeling of you and the boys piling out of your crew cab and taking shit out of the bed to build stuff and do projects.

Fucking love projects.

Real truck, pic related

Attached: fdc109ebd01ea8bc89611ae95dfec691.jpg (660x495, 84.33K)

Ranger's haven't always been pocket trucks.
Depends on which model and year. Most V8 Titans from the past 6-8 years are solid. The XTerra, except for a few dopey styling years, is a great basic SUV.

Attached: 1970FordRangerBlack.jpg (590x410, 58.01K)

>roads aren't paved where i live so i drive truck
>posts pic of truck on paved road
Classic

City euro fags don't have a yard to mow. They live in flats. They rely on gas and electric heat so they don't need to get fire wood.

I'm sure there are some countryside euro fags that know why it would be good to have a truck, but city people don't get it. That's fine they will die in mass when the power goes out for a week while I'm toasting my feet in front of my fireplace.

Tldr: man up and get out of the city fags.

>Why do Americans drive these?
For the same reason / congenital psychological disorder that they fellate gun barrels...

Attached: the_typical_nippon.gif (425x236, 2.4M)

Based Ranger... easy as shit to work on. Brick shithouse. Solid choice.

Why do you care though?

>Our big heavy toys
Your boyfriends dildos aren't that heavy, faggot.

Attached: IMG_0367.png (632x734, 16.4K)

La creaturas favorite car Transformer

Attached: 1579854243901.jpg (700x764, 308.53K)

Because America is fucking huge and some blue collar dudes use them for work and transporting shit throught many terrains
Also a Tacoma can haul a lot despite being weaker than a Tundra
Overall I admire pickup trucks for what they can do but I fucking hate how some people drive it like a goddamn mustang

Attached: 1583442085749.jpg (996x682, 63.95K)

Can't say I'm mad about this, cyclists are the big gay

Find a better pickup engine, mechlet. I'll wait.

Attached: Cummins-6BT-5.9L-11014005.jpg (640x480, 45.63K)

Because they can.

Meanwhile europoors can't even have one unless they're rich enough that the police/local government busybodies ignore them.

I mean, if it's a dick waving contest

Attached: 1975_international_harvester_200_4wd_1548381045ef1d578f12d76de3D8O0518-940x627.jpg (940x627, 105.32K)

That man is cursed by God

>thinking Chevy is that great
>hating Dodge that much
You're joking, right?

fuck you faggot

It's called Disposable Income, Yuropoor

Attached: 1407960060141.png (808x510, 32.41K)

>need an external toolbox for emergency equipment
>can only fit 3 people inside uncomfortably
they look good but practicality wise, single cabs are pretty shit desu senpai
i personally prefer full size suvs like suburbans because you can still haul furniture or wood in them, but it's dry storage

True. But I like the minis.

Damn. I'm going to burst a vein in my phallus looking at that truck.

>I fucking hate how some people drive it like a goddamn mustang

/thread

I've only known one guy who owned a proper lifted pickup truck and it was back in Florida. The guy (well really kid, he was about 19 or 20) had it max lifted and he used it just for MUD'N out in the east of Manatee county. He was a bit of an ass but I respected the snot nosed fucker as a truck owner because he brought that bad boy to hell and back many times. Pic related is more or less what he had right down to the color (not withstanding copious amounts of dried mud).

Attached: bcbc43bd1b5515b74cb4c330095eda99.jpg (960x720, 99.21K)

You can't get white women because of BBC and now asian women are off the table because of corona, not that they were ever an option for poorfags, time for suicide friendo

A Tacoma literally CANNOT seat a man over 6ft.

Sub-6ft Manlet DETECTED.

Attached: 1582918206896.jpg (250x250, 17.26K)

Ranger and Explorer both used to be packages you could order on F series trucks, sometimes together.

Attached: Big toys.jpg (618x554, 93.98K)

Also I don't know how you bring back the wild hog or elk you just hunted without truck? I guess you don't hunt if your a euro and afraid of guns and "climate change" and real man vehicles. How many euros would die if ammerica stopped trading food with them for one year? Actually how much of global population would die off in a year if America said fuck everyone were just closing international trade for a year?

>has to censor the word whitey because he is too intimidated by whites

what a cuck retardo

SO FUCKING AESTHETIC.

Attached: 56476575.jpg (203x300, 17.23K)

Really can't beat a straight 6. It's a tractor engine. The 4.0 High Output in Jeeps is a solid motor.

>Freedumbs and democracy ftw
America, fuck ya, coming to cut your mother fuckin cock off

Attached: IMG_0351.jpg (1024x679, 117.25K)

no seriously some dipshits drive it like a sports car even though that shit is fucking huge

>Those slicks
You don't fool me, fucker.

Hating on pick-up trucks is cringe and boomerpilled.

MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Already fixed, have new tires all the way around.
Pops lives in civilization but that's just a photo of the truck before I bought it off of him.
Pic related is where I live.
Yeah it's nice 4L 4x4 automatic it's nice.

Attached: _20200305_092725.jpg (2000x1500, 814.74K)

Good engine, but a truck is more than an engine.

Ford Super Duty are the best work trucks.

It's so funny when a soiboy manlet gets triggered by a pickup truck and immediately starts seething and talking about penis sizes. COPE

Okay newfag

I use to hate them too, until riding in the work truck meant sharing too much manwarmth. I was actually thankful for those 4 doors.

White manlet with a big dick here. I drive a woman's car and it doesn't bother me in the least.

Some people just don't want fag wheel drive. Even the 3 series and C Class are RWD

WTF are you going to do with that little PICKUP? Move a couch or dump runs? Try towing something with that.

the face says it all
If I was in his position I'd give them the Patton

A raptor might even still beat a 55k porsche.

There isn't one. 12 valve Cummins is the master race of truck engines.

Fun fact: the Ford Mustang gets it's power from a pickup truck engine.