I love the EU now
I use shitty iphones and have never had the battery die.
It's so the EU spook agencies can use hardware to get in their shit
they should just make a yurophone haha
The kinetic energy of the cocks you suck keep it running.
Ah yes it so nice. Government mandated phones. What can go wrong lol. Surely some bureaucrats in Brussel know better than engineers at the top tier companies. I can't wait to receive all tech 2 years delayed cause they have to be approved by the EU and designed in such a way the overlords deem safe for me. Thatll help Europe.
>Removable batteries so you can't be tracked 24/7
I'm all for this.
Iphone is the lesser of two evils. I'm not using a google phone.
>nanny state
The free market voted in removable batteries a long time ago.
but in all seriousness whats the point of removable batteries? having a power bank is far superior since you change other things
OP is too stupid to swap an iPhone battery.
The new casing design is gonna suck too.
That's pretty good considering how often you film yourself sucking cock.
I use shitty iphones and the phone would did at 40 percent.
Now I have the same android since 2015 and it works fine.
>the tracker is in the battery too
>whats the point
Because you can buy a new battery when it goes bad retard. Instead you have to buy a new phone.
Lol, apple makes the rules, not Europe. You think if they put the rule into place and apple said “lol okay faggots no iPhones for you” that the whole place wouldn’t riot? Europe needs apple way more than the other way around.
nigger go fuck yourself, companies shouldn't be allowed to physically glue the fucking battery right in the middle of the phone between circuit boards solely so that end users can't replace it themselves and are forced to buy new phones.
FUCK APPLE
repair shop exist? you really only would there once every 2 years
plus you can actually turn it off. right now, the screen turns off and it goes into a low power mode, but it can be remotely 'turned on'
FUCK IOS
I'm a man
Nobody forces me to buy a smartphone you faggot. I don't want retards in Brussel dictate to me what I can buy and can't. These Greta cock sucking environmentalist can go fuck themselves.
>companies shouldn't be allowed to physically glue the fucking battery right in the middle of the phone between circuit boards solely so that end users can't replace it themselves and are forced to buy new phones.
Just don't buy that phone then, retard.
>b-b-but all phones are like that!
There are several phones with removable batteries on the market.
This law would apply to all manufacturers lol
>I'm not using a google phone.
android is owned by google but its technically open source.
A google phone (android) can actually run all osrts of operating systems and unique encrytions making it way more secure and less trackaable than the iphone.
APPLE SUCKS YUPPIE CHINK COCK
And to save environment from e-waste
Kek, this is so 2006 meme aesthetic.
I dig it, well done.
It's to fucking waterproof the phone you stupid cunt. Buy a different one then.
where does the woofer go?
>the charger needs to be in compliance with the new regulations. It can’t be turned on while charging
>all phones must be at least 2 inches thick
>lithium batteries are dangerous, they must be powered by hamster wheel
Yeah, fuck that.
>People rioting for shitty iphones
Stupid berncel
lol it's not to make you buy anything, it's because it's too hard to fit all the battery in the back. new laptops don't have fast swap batteries anymore either.
FUCK APPLE & FUCK IOS
Fuck you nip faggot.
All you need is aluminum foil
>and unique encrytions making it way more secure and less trackaable than the iphone.
So you are comparing a mmodified phone to a stock phone. Google tracks you when you put it on airplane mode, Apple doesn't. Apple has imessage that's encrypted on both ends and the data isn't stored. Also anyone can write a bad app and upload it to the google store.
UP YOUR AMERICAN APPLE USING ASS YOU STUPID FAT MOTHER FUCK
>There are several phones with removable batteries on the market.
The most powerful removable battery phone in existence is still 2016's LG V20, dumbass
Being someone who repairs iphones for a living I'm all for this. Simply because apple tries its best to hold a monopoly on the repair industry for its own products despite the company claiming they operate that sector at a loss. Working on iphones is such an immense pain in the ass especially if you're "apple authorized", you basically just (or your employer did) signed an employment contract with apply that overrides your actual contract of employment. iphones are built in such a way that a battery replacement requires an hour at the absolute minimum and they're designed this way in order to detect "unauthorized parts" that, if the phone senses them, will destroy half of the functionality of the phone intentionally as a big fuck you to the consumer base for daring to go to someone else other than apple for a repair.
Fuck apple.
Isn't this textbook anti-trust?
FAGGOT AMERICAN GAYLORD MAC USER
This is an anti-trust text book
I don't believe for a minute that "the free market chose to get rid of removable batteries"
Every manufacturer got rid of them at the same time. The "choice" customers were offered was "buy a phone with a sealed battery or don't buy a phone," the fuck kind of free market is that
No "quick charging" or meme battery banks compared to the convenience and peace of mind of taking three seconds to pop the back of your phone off, pop in a new 100% battery and turn it back on.
iPhone cant play webms pleb
So go buy it, dumbass.
This is a European policy that I'm actually in favor of. Apple is notorious for blaming their lack of innovation, or the need to force their customers to purchase a newer version of their phones, or them actually releasing updates that purposely slow down their phones on bad batteries.
With stipulating that they must have removable batteries, it'll be easy to rectify this issue without the need of purchasing a new phone all together. Plus, if Apple won't release a reliable battery, a third party will.
It's a win-win situation.
I'm trying to think about how this is bad but I can't come up with anything. I'm too jaded to believe they'd pass a law that does nothing but benefit the average person, so I still believe there must be something else to it that I'm not getting.
Can I peak inside real quick?
Not a good idea, since removable batteries make waterproof phones rather hard to do with current engineering. I find this strange though, as I've never had a phone battery go bad on me. All my smartphones died before my batteries went haywire.
I called you out for being a fucking liar
I watch them all the time boomer
lel ''apple authorized'' does that mean you get don lemons dicksweat in your face?
It would probably help with your question.
APPLE SUCKS COCK
IOS SUCKS ASS
MAC USERS ARE MOTHER FUCKING FAGGOTS
>unable to tap and watch while scrolling in split screen
Neck yourself fanboy
>iPhone cant play webms
Admit you were wrong boomer!!
I don't use macs personally I can't stand them. I just work for a company that works on their devices.
Yeah basically that's what it feels like having to deal with Apple's red tape.
I didn't lie about shit. You're not entitled to a powerful phone with a removable battery.
the batteries do not die, it runs out during recharging and eventually lose a large part of their capacity, a new battery gives a new life to the phone
>There are several phones with removable batteries on the market.
You, blatantly contradicting reality because every manufacturer ceased making new phones like that four years ago
The app plays itfucktard. iPhone cant natively. Admit you're a tranny and post tits
YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH
KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
ANY & ALL APPLE USAGE IS UNFORGIVABLE
FUCKING BASTARD
Once upon a time my iphone screen shattered, took it to apple in NYC to have the screen replaced for $150. After waiting 2 hrs, guy comes up to me and says “when taking apart your phone, we shorted it so we’re just going to replace your whole phone for free”.
10/10 that was cool
Does your dad work for nintendo?
Even if mine did die I can take it to office depot.
Yeah I mean at that point they kinda don't have a choice though.
-4/10 shitty troll fuck off
>EU compliant phone with EU compliant memes
Based
Then move there and live out your dream of sucking Muslim cocks you faggot ass nigger.
The phones wouldn't be waterproof anymore if that were the case.
They do. Before apple did even. Are you a zoomer?
Well good. But now euros can have an apple phone that gives you a choice when the cells go bad to replace your battery. Apple is communism. Cant even modify the OS.
The goyim market.
I don't understand, to change it you mean? If you are poor you can buy a used phone and you will only have to change the battery. all the devices always have their battery changeable, telephone, portable pc, etc..
Battery cells have a shelf life. All batteries do. Apple makes em by design so they go bad when the new phone is about to come out. Imagine you has to replace your car when it ran out of gas. And sheep goyim bend over to buy another one because shlomo wanted a new yacht this summer.
>sandwiching battery between circuit boards is for water resistance reasons
I hope your joking you absolute retard. No other company does this shit and they still manage to make water proof phones. Its purely to make the most money from repairs
This is a real problem in electronics. It's called planned obsolescence. I haven't actually broken any of my electronics ever. They are never really obsolete too since processors aren't getting faster and memory isn't getting smaller. What happens is the companies after about two years decide I need to buy a new one. This is done thought updates usually. Batteries are a good way to facilitate this with cell phones. Fuck these electronics manufacturers. I'm just going to stop buying electronics.
Nigger yet you dont complain about the epa or fda. Dumb mutt.
Fuck off companies should be able to design their products any damned way they please as long as it's safe. If people didn't like it they wouldn't buy it. If you think people are just idiots and don't know what they want, retarded bureaucrats are even less capable of making that decision. Commies spent the entirety of the 20th century proving that.
"People" didn't get to decide shit. Hobson's choice was made for them. The manufacturers knew total boycott was never an option for the public consumers.
>what is the vlc app
FUCK YOU IOS PROSTITUTE
ITUNES HOMOSEXUAL