/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1633

I JUST WANT THIS TO GO AWAY

THE VIRUS IS GONNA KILL US ALL

FUCK

I saw my first person wearing a mask out yesterday.
My state doesn't even have any cases (yet)

How to Survive a Pandemic: Alert Levels
Created 3/5/20

Level 0: lowest level of precaution, only acceptable pre-pandemic
-Avoid contact with sick people, regular hygiene and handwashing, carry small bottle of hand sanitizer
-Most NPCs will follow this level when the situation is Level 1 or Level 2
-This is the level the CDC is actually recommending right now because they don’t want NPCs who didn’t have the foresight to prepare ahead of time to panic about not having the right supplies

Level 1: active severe epidemic or pandemic (it doesn’t really matter which one because of the nature of global air travel and the long incubation time). (current only if you’re lucky enough to live in the middle of nowhere, but if you’re literally all alone on a mountain somewhere, there’s no need for protective gear anyways)
-Wear N95 respirator mask, blocks out most aerosols and all droplets, carry extra one on person
-Wear safety glasses, blocks droplets from most angles
-Wear disposable latex, vinyl, or nitrile gloves
-carry small bottle of hand sanitizer, use disinfecting wipes for any tables or desks you use
-let contents of packages sit for 5 days before handling them
-disinfect bottoms of shoes before entering home
-do not eat out, only eat food you prepare
-avoid travel and large crowds, assume anyone could be sick and asymptomatic
-Most NPCs will follow this level only when the situation is Level 3

Post it boi

instagram.com/p/B9X9p_HBSSz/

This is how things are here

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Why are asians hoarding toilet paper? One roll lasts me weeks and they're buying cartloads of it

Threadly reminder this will devastate the USA as its full of fatasses and people with extreme but preventable health issues. We could see as much as a fifth of the country dying off.

Level 2: active cases within 1- or 2-hour drive radius, OR insufficient testing by government. (CURRENT)
-Wear N100 or P100 respirator mask or filters on half-mask, blocks out all aerosols and droplets
-Carry extra filters (or mask) on person. Change filters while holding breath if directly sneezed on, depending on design/inlet location.
-Wear indirect-vented safety goggles, blocks droplets from all angles
-Wear disposable latex, vinyl, or nitrile gloves, and carry extras in pouch
-Wear raincoat with hood and rain pants, blocks droplets from landing on you
-carry two small bottles of hand sanitizer, use disinfecting wipes for any tables or desks you use
-Do not order packages, you should have prepared by now. If you have packages still coming, let contents of packages sit for 10 days before handling them
-disinfect bottoms of shoes plus any areas that were coughed or sneezed on before entering home, leave suit by the door
-do not eat out, only eat food you prepare, sanitize groceries with UVC-light, or let non-perishables sit for 10 days, and only buy pre-packaged foods
-avoid all unnecessary events with and proximity to other people
-use bleach and blue toilet tabs and close lid when flushing (if in apartment)
-turn temperature down, ~68-70, so heating doesn’t come on as often, but still comfortable, and run HEPA filter (if in apartment)

I'm actually surprised I haven't heard of UofM having cases given all the chinks

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Level 3: local reports of hospitals being overwhelmed or people not going in to work, schools and places of work have likely closed (not a requirement), and possibly quarantines (not a requirement). (current if you’re unlucky enough to live in China)
-if you have a bunker or private island with years of supplies: fuck you, I want in.
-Hunker in place, only go out when absolutely necessary, and avoid crowds
-Wear N100 or P100 filters on full-mask or half-mask with large airtight swim goggles, blocks out all aerosols and droplets, but do not wear glasses as this will break the seal.
-carry two pairs of extra filters on person
-Wear coverall hazmat suit, shoe covers, and thick reusable chemical gloves, blocks all droplets
-Carry two small bottles of hand sanitizer and pouch of disposable gloves, just in case
-you should not be using backpacks or public tables or desks at this point
-Do not order packages. If you have any still coming, let contents sit for a month before handling.
-Disinfect entire suit before entering home, leave suit by the door
-consider still getting and sanitizing pre-packaged food. We don’t know how long this will last.
-Consider sanitizing tap water with copper or boiling. Filtration is assumed for all alert levels.
-Use all-bleach toilet tabs if in apartment, or bleach and blue if in house, and close lid when flushing
-(Apartments) If it’s warm enough to turn climate control off, do so, duct tape thick plastic sheeting over all vents, duct tape door gaps, and run multiple HEPA filters. If it’s too cold, turn temperature down, ~60, so heating rarely comes on but pipes don’t burst.

Who's on it?
It sounds shit on its face.

God bless you all, anons. Good luck in the coming weeks and months.

>My state doesn't even have any cases (yet)
*that you know of

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A patient being screened for the new coronavirus at St. Anthony Summit Medical Center in Frisco tested positive, according to the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment.
On Wednesday night, the hospital announced it was investigating a potential case of the novel coronavirus — officially known as coronavirus disease 19, or COVID-19 — after a patient with a recent history of travel to Italy came to the Summit County medical center’s emergency department with a possible respiratory illness earlier that day.
A test was performed by the state, which returned a presumptive positive result. The test will be sent to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for official confirmation, which is expected to take less than 48 hours. The case represents the first known case of COVID-19 in the state.
The test was the second performed on a patient at St. Anthony’s. Another test returned a negative result Tuesday, according to hospital spokesperson Brent Boyer.
The patient was a male in his 30s and is an out-of-state visitor to Summit County. During a press conference Thursday afternoon, Colorado Gov. Jared Polis said the man arrived Feb. 29 at Denver International Airport but wasn’t exhibiting symptoms at the time, so the risk of transmission was low. The man then traveled to Summit County in a rental car.

In Colorado, patients are tested only when they meet a number of criteria set by the state to determine whether they’re likely to have the disease:

If a person has a fever or signs of lower respiratory illness and has been in close contact with someone confirmed to have COVID-19 within 14 days of when symptoms started
If a person has a fever and signs of lower respiratory illness and recently traveled to parts of the world with high infection rates within 14 days of noticeable symptoms
If a person has a fever with severe lower respiratory illness that requires hospitalization and other diagnoses such as influenza have already been ruled out

Beep beep beep beep beep beep
(Loss prevention alarms beeping at k mart)
Beeeeep beeeeep beeeeep
I like to beep
Beep beep beep
Backing up beeps
Beeping computer beeps
90’s pager beeper
Beep boop beep boop
Retarded schizo beep meltdown
I am sorry
Beep is love
Beep is life
To beep or not to beep
I have no medication
Dr.beep

There are at least 18 people associated with that Egypt trip. There is also a group of people at the University of Houston that recently came back from South Korea.

The Houston area won't have community transmission right away, but it's coming.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING FLOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Today I was in the grocery store and I saw a lady stocking up on toilet paper and I said "excuse me have you got the Coronavirus and just laughed at her"
And then everyone clapped

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Kk 1 sec

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It's just the flu, bro. Chill

Level 3+ (bonus):
Looters or zombies (what’s the difference?): fortify potential points of entry, carry AR-15 on person, even inside home. (AK-47’s are for commies). Have medieval weapons for if ammo runs out. Have thermals or flashlight for night attacks.
Chemical, radiological, or nuclear attack: wear chemical-resistant hazmat suit and full facemask with CBRN filter, take iodine tablets and Prussian blue (if radiation), and evacuate affected area.

U of MN

They will resell it when the paper mills shut down, like they did in batsoup central.

bought to drop $2.5k a month on a house to rent and weather this storm solo. My current roommate is a just the flu bro. Let’s go, it’s happening.

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One gun per person at minimum.
There WILL be raiders. Prepare while you can.

100k infected by the time it turns February 6th on GMT-12:00? Today was kinda crazy, from low to high-90s in under 24 hours.

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Nice beeps

Good
Least: swimming goggles
Better: wildfire goggles
Best: a literal fucking gas mask

anderson cooper and a bunch of jews

okay coronafags, school me on sources that show the virus can reinfect/that the virus lays dormant/has long term effects

THE CORONA VIRUS IS JUST PART OF HL3

GABEN HAS BROUGHT THE HALF LIFE EXPERIENCE IRL

ITS

FUCKING

OVER

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why is there a need for every liberal to be as unprepared and ignorant as possible while also demanding the government covers that for them

Lol, they’re going to get themselves murdered doing that in the west

>For if ammo runs out
If you have 1K+ rounds of ammo and you run out society has already been fucked to death and you are doomed.

Did you cherry pick Ohio or is it happening consistently

Ammo is more important.

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It won't kill everyone. People like farmers who live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere without technology will survive.

Beep boop
Beep beep
Beep beep beep
Beep ( i’m Not a robot

>trolley

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THREE CONFIRMED IN MARYLAND, STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED, STOP TRAVELING YOU FUCKING BOOMERS AAAAAAAAAA
npr.org/2020/03/05/812716959/maryland-confirms-3-coronavirus-cases-as-covid-19-spreads-in-other-states

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE APPROACHING THE UPPER END OF INCUBATION TIME- YOU ARE PROBABLY IN THE CLEAR
YOU MAY HAVE MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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We call it the U of M here.

Email text:

Minneapolis, MN
URGENT MESSAGE
NOTICE: Fairview University of Minnesota Medical Center - Riverside has a confirmed case of coronavirus. Patient is being monitored closely and the hospital is in contact The CDC as well as County officials.
Click link below :
Check updates:pbs.twimg.com/media/BG48ENgCEAAIDl9.jpg.

Please contact county health officials if you exhibit flu-like symptoms.
Be sure to check the updates. They are up to their 3rd person now.

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I'll start you off with one.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1002/jmv.25728

>have massive deja vu last thread
>Less like deja vu more like remembering I had a premonition about today
>get a terrible feeling about the next few days

Does this mean something big is coming?

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>Maryland apparently just confirmed cases
>NC has it already
>DC is a shithole that probably already has faggots walking freely with it
V-Virginia bros?

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Reminder that this shit was cured, contained and quarantined in labs back in 2004 with several medical publications advising another outbreak would not occur naturally. Sheep cunts

Google "coronavirus cytokine storm".

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BEST KOREA

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At that price just buy the house

first confirm case in calgary
>yeeeehaw

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The amount of infected vs dead in Germany, France, and UK tells me that this virus isn’t killing whites. How many of the US deaths are Asians? I’m willing to bet 90% or more.

POST IT SNOW NIGGER

PANDEMIC! GET YOUR PANDEMIC! PANDEMIC!

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Let kek decide it for us

>Russia has most likely been full of Corona-chan for weeks now
>nobody there gives a fuck or even notices because it's barely different from the regular local flu
Based ruskies.

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aww...shit
I didn't expect this

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Kek

based

If this was manufactured by the US and Israel to cripple China and bring manufacturing back to the US by the end of Trump's 2nd term

is that based or not?

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The only thing that I find really weird is meme section of this. Its weirdly accurate

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Iran let 50,000 prisoners go out in the wild LMAO, everyone is free go go!

its okay you'll die later.

>why is there a need for every liberal to be as unprepared and ignorant as possible while also demanding the government covers that for them
So that way when a totalitarian nightmare state gets parachuted onto them in a time of crisis, it's welcomed with thunderous applause and cheers.

Why do you think MSM loves ridiculing and othering people who sock away a couple bags of rice or tins of condensed milk? Because if that was society's norm, then people wouldn't fall for power grabs during crisis events.

youtube.com/watch?v=V8jeM61xf0M
This jumped into my head the moment I saw your pic, lol.

based

my sides

Don't worry user, western governments are encountering the exact same thing, which is why France is seizing all masks in the country and you're seeing propaganda that they don't work.

The reality is that there is a shortage for medical staff, and we can't get any more because they all come from China.

Va bro here. I know chink faggots in dc have been spreading this no doubt. They go there in swarms

ill enquirer

>CNN
i'll pass....

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See ^

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My boomer parents literally got on a plane today lmao there’s fucking nothing that will stop them the world could be ending and they would still eat out in the ethnic neighborhoods

I dunno, if the jews kill all the Chinese I might actually have a change of heart towards them.

Influenza is still CHINA'S FAULT. If China got hit by a meteor tomorrow and was flattened, the yearly influenza pandemic would never return.

Have you ever stopped there and wondered about how ridiculous of a world we live in? Have you ever felt like you almost have a disconnect from your body, with a feeling like this is all some strange dream? Maybe because it is. Maybe this clown world timeline is some offshoot of what existence once was. Maybe this is all some sort of game. But I've felt deja Vu. I've felt many things the last few years, and each day I feel like I'm drifting away from reality as it's lost all semblance of sense. I don't know where we are, but I believe it's in some place between life and death, or reality and fiction.

Expect more lunacy.

I HOPE MY FUCKING AMMO ORDER GETS HERE SOON ENOUGH

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Didn't Tucker confirm that a congressional staffer had it? If one of them has it, it's everywhere in the DC area.

>#BREAKING: 2 Manhattan private schools closing Friday due to coronavirus concerns.
uh oh

Some serious gains by the US of A today. We’ll be up to 5th place in no time

I KNOW NONE OF YOU BELIEVE ME AND THATS FINE BUT THE CORPORATE EMAIL DID GET SENT WE HAVE A CORONAVIRUS TASK FORCE. I DID TOUCH A WET BOX TWO WEEKS AGO TAKING THE TRUCK WITH MY STOCKROOM TEAM AND WE ARE FUCKED. IM IN CALIFORNIA IM NOT A LIBERAL FAGGOT IM STUCK HERE TAKING CARE OF MY ELDERLY GRANDMOTHER WITH MY WIFE!

I WILL TRY TO GET A PICTURE OF THE CORPORATE EMAIL BECAUSE IN A FEW WEEKS IM PROBABLY GOING TO BE LAID OFF OR DEAD BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING VIRUS! FUCK EVERY THING, FUCK JESSICA MY HEAD MANAGER WHO NEVER HELPS MY STOCKROOM TEAM AND FUCK OUR DISTRICT MANAGER STEPHANIE!

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>fatty
Disgusting.

OH FUCK OH SHIT, THEY LET A CHINESE IN.

They got out on bail. Serious criminals are still stuck in jail.

It’s already in every state
It’s already in every county
By the end of this month it will be in every neighborhood

There is no way to stop it at this point

All you can do is hope that when you do get it you’re one of the lucky ones who doesn’t require hospitalization

fuck off Rabbi

I live 2 miles away from the 2 coronavirus patients in Colorado. How fucked am I boys

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It basically predicted the notre dam fire. It also shows how the pyramids are blown up. If something big in egypt happens this shit was a prophecy all along.

The bad thing is that noone will know if this shit is true until it is too late. We won't know if the NWO or Illuminati really existed until it is way too late. That is the whole deal with this schizo shit.

I'm really hoping a lot of old people die so I have better job prospects

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depressing dios mio

that makes a lot of sense, thanks

so these weird unnatural herd mentality reactions to be unprepared are manufactured so the elite can seize more power
That's really smart for them to do that

GlobalTimes of all people has written on a supposedly recovered person who died from CoViD later, it's on their Twitter.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeep

I thought it was someone from AIPAC who had it.

what does blue mean? colorado is confirmed now. dude weed state is infected.

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based tony

In that case, I'd rather go out like a badass hacking zombies to pieces with primitive weapons. Plus, once you start dividing ammo by the number of days, what originally seemed like a lot all of a sudden doesn't seem like that much.

see
imo this is really wtf situation now

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Checked. Thank brit bro, you do the same.

Please be Yeshiva schools

>when your state is clean

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That bitch would weigh 120 lbs without those tits.

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user your map needs updating
>Utah
>Nevada
>Colorado should be red
>Deleware
>maryland
>Tennessee
>IIRC Nebraska should be red as well

Did I hurt your feels chang?

You won't be getting any job prospects once you're hospitalized.

Get off the computer and take a nice walk dude

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What job are you competing with 80 year olds for you? Greeter at Walmart?

>pissening

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Dissociation is a coping mechanism.

Pretty sure by this point it's likely that it will become a large pandemic. However, it has been shown time and time again that the vast majority of deaths are those with a weak immune system. With that said, nothing to worry about death wise but the economic impact may be large.

>surgical mask

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based user. same here. it's like were in a simulation.

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>blue line is normal flu cases median over 5 years
>red bars flu cases this year
can't die of corona if you just die of pneumonia

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Get that shit away from here. Yuck.

>resell
No, don’t you guys all have toilet paper stored? What are you planning on using if you run out?

Kek at the moment it is rather that China gets reinfected by Italians. They got it under control now and noone is leaving their country anyway. The virus is self sustaining in the West and no amount of nuking China will rid you of it.

Better nuke yourself away and replace your government with a totalitarian one that can weld people's doors shut.

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for that price you would be better off with this
rddusa.com/shop/israeli-m15-gas-mask-with-filter-and-hose-2

BASED BEST KOREA

>BASED BEST KOREA

BASED BEST KOREA

>BASED BEST KOREA

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nice digits

worth the weight

Hey man I'm only saving this shit from Wikipedia

>every single case that seeded a country was from air travelers
>all from areas with high levels of infected, that governments would have known about via glow niggers

Bravo, absolutely bravo, governments

Well I had 7 people catch it at a hotel literally behind my apartment block, and I’m still ok.

*coof*

Just get yourself a Citizen Watch so you can get some QT with your honey

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Unless you're going to actually help please settle down

ARGENTINA +1
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based

Should I go and buy some respirator masks? Most of them are gone but there are still some in a store close by. But I'm gonna feel like a fucking retard if the apocalypse doesn't happen after all and I get tricked by you schizos

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based

Simulation theory is just a way for nerds to accept that a higher power exists (God). Get good with God.

We all know that you don’t have the Ross clearance “Paul”. That is clearly a forged Ross name tag, you can tell the subtle differences of you have an eye for it.

I don't know what this is.

Yah, but it seems like a cytokine storm is a well-known reaction that occurs when a weakened immune system is overwhelmed by an unrecognized pathogen. Don't get me wrong, I think this shit is serious, but is it really a world-altering illness? or just rough year or two?

....no she wouldn't
Try 160 minimum (without tits)

Fuck you, I have a home gym and I'm not some 300lbs dude I'm only 280 6'1 I know I'm fat and I'm working on it. Compared to boogie I'm looking good but I know I need to get down to 185.

>deja vu
THERE'S A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX
youtube.com/watch?v=XfEuxRDYiyc

this is legit.

Well bros. I REALLY thought that Colorado was gonna be safe. But TWO cases already. I wanted to watch the world burn hoping we would be the last bastion. But you FUCKING tourists wouldn't stay the fuck out. WE WERE FULL AND YOU BROUGHT IT INTO MY HOME

FUCK CALIFORNIA FUCK THE REST OF THE COUNTRY AND FUCK ALL OF YOU CHINKS REEEEEE

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The weird thing is the updates in the email message indicate that there were several prior cases

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agreed.
i think its because youre exclusively ignoring the muffin for the tits.

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what the fuck happend to the Corona Virus discord?

Why wont POTUS answer?

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EBAY IS NOW TAKING DOWN ALL MASK AND SANITIZER GEL LISTINGS!! AMAZON DID THE SAME A FEW DAYS AGO, THE FUCKING SJW FAGGOTS!!!

WHAT ARE MY FELLOW SCALPER BROS GONNA DO WITH THEIR N95 MASKS? WHERE ELSE CAN WE SELL EM GOYS?

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Job prospects farming and hunting small game

What did you think "NOVEL coronavirus" meant?
This is zoonotic. Humans have no adaptations against this virus.

2016 is when it really started for me I feel like. Regardless of the election but yes I know exactly what your talking about

better disinfect anything you get bro seriously dc has probably been spreading this ever since the outbreak.

Over 200,000 Chinese have died of pneumonia since January

These are almost certainly all corona deaths

Simulation theory doesn't say that I have to stop being a degenerate so it's pretty based desu

JUST A FLU RIGHT GUYS? HAHAHAHAHA
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235764694524276738

Who are you talking to?

Keep it up, bro. Don't let the apocalypse make you give up your goal of a healthy lifestyle. Sincere,
Yas Forums

we're locked

NO BRAKES

I stocked up in early January, I'm good.

Most old people still hold upper level board positions keeping Gen Xers from moving up, keeping Millineals from moving up, which is keeping me, a Zoomer, from moving up.

Sounds comfy. Better than wage cucking office work

Go to an old military surplus store (i fins even have such a thing) and get a gas mask if you can. It will last much longer and is useful in many situations (especially being so close to Russia as you are)

Everyone will catch it, unless they die first.
Society will be composed of those who survive.

lmaoooooooooo azfag reporting in. scottsdale is full of fake plastic shitheads with gem encrusted jeans and horrible colonge

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Almost got into a fist fight when some Chinese cunt got pissy I was stocking up on toilet paper and other shit. Fucker followed me out of the parking lot. Shit bout to get real if shtf.

CRAIGSLIST
GOGOGO THE JEWS ARE GONNA SHUT THAT DOWN TOO

>"excuse me have you got the Coronavirus and just laughed at her"?

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Good.

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>once you start dividing ammo by the number of days
>user already calculating how many niggers he's going to shoot a day
based

Should I bother with bottled water? I have a Lifestraw and Brita filters.

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Update Canada to 46 already

>CANADA HAS 46 CONFIRMED
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CANADA HAS 46 CONFIRMED

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I'd be happy to rail that chick, extra few pounds is fine with med. More soil for my seed.

R A R E

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kill yourself faggot

roll

>CNN
>Not even once dude
All they do is whine about trump for literally fucking years now
0 interest

But really tho - it’s not THAT super contagious. It’s not like if you walk behind someone with it for 2 mins, you’ll catch it.

Researchers in Singapore published a study yesterday showing it lives on surfaces. A lot. They studied a few patients rooms over two weeks and kind the virus on pretty much everything the patient touched. Even IN the toilet bowl (in their shit). So door handles, bed rails, light switches, basins... everywhere.

So. Try not to touch anything public and you should be fairly ok.

Where's my mask, Joshua Chang? You're not gonna let your Yas Forumsbros get infected, right?

This.

I got country balls from her before, good quality desu. I really need to ask for the italyball with the Mussolini hat

Holy shit

Any bets on the last state to get it? Besides Alaska

Yeah whatever my point is that you need to do something to chill tf out and get away from what's stressing you out because it's not productive to be frazzled like that, you dig

My university is filled with unhygenic freaks of which a shit ton are asians specifically chinese. I wash my hands after every class period while these mongrel dogs come into the bathroom to shit and spew throat phlegm into the urinal as loudly as possibly then walk out without even looking at the sink. Brainless retard in my class spewing snot into the same tissue for 50 minutes. I'm putting in all this work to stay clean and the worthless idiots at this school are speedrunning death. When it hits Alabama this place is getting it immediately.

Mercari and Poshmark

you literally need to stay away from people. Retard are spreading it.

>a fat fuck bitching about wet boxes at his shitty stockroom job at fucking Ross that gets bossed around by fat whores
>he also types in all caps
its about 60% funny and 40% annoying as fuck to read this. just kill yourself.

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is this all 50yo Xers panicking about their retirement accounts? I don't understand why people would rush into t-notes

Calm down

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Duas velas!

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They landed in DIA (100k travelers a week) they spent a few days in Summit county which has 100K visitors a weekend and are being kept in one of Denvers largest Hospital.
Colorado is kill

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lol, should've bought only what you needed and maybe a few extras for barter.

I wanna know too, thank god I'm not the only one. Thought I was fucking banned out of the blue.

>when your state hasn't been tested yet
ftfy

Ok that made me chuckle a bit not going to lie. Yes I magically lost 12 years of my life working a shitty retail job and have forged my name tag.

Because he thought any perceived incompetence would be Mike's fault after he named Mike the lead of the "task force".

She is right in my back yard. I shall embrace my fate.

congrats, now you can eat them because you bought masks instead of food.

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is Trump supposed to go put in hours at the factory to produce test kits? perhaps he could fire the CDC directors but one of them is Rosenstien's wife and I would imagine the liberals would love that.....

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But muh whites don't get it

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l m a o

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do bitches like citizen watches

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epstein --> corona

kike banks scamming the population

jews dancing around the white house as if it's 9/11

all coincidence

So you’re saying that people are dying due to corona virus but it’s being reported as pneumonia? I am under the impression that is happening all over the globe and only certain countries are reporting it as corona. But here is the thing about that, only China had the mass deaths and societal collapse and no other country has yet. Higher rates of exposure with the equivalent amount of time it took wuhan to collapse has already occurred in the west and there is still nothing to show from it. It just convinced me further that only chinks are being killed en masse from this.

fat arms

WHY TEH FUCK CANT OUR BORDER GUARDS DO THE SAME.

Up the Lux counter. We got another patient.
Like the first patient, he returned from italy and is currently in the quarantine department of our central hospital. The first patient tested positive twice. The second patient is still waiting for the second test.
wort.lu/de/lokales/zweiter-corona-fall-in-luxemburg-5e6137c9da2cc1784e357a82

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CLEAN YOUR DISGUSTING GRUBBY FUCKING NAILS,PAUL.

I thought the shit was in norfolk two days ago?

>Guy with 4th case of COVID-19 in New Zealand went to a concert

Guess more Aucklanders will get pozzed.

archive.is/xfYfj

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Why doesnt he mobilize the Navy Seals to point guns at factory boss' heads and force them to produce the masks, test-kits and other things faster?

China does something like that.

Yes. The thought of we are living in a simulation has kicked in my head very hard once again in these few weeks.

I'm so fucked.

Did you read the research I sent you? It's not even about a cytokine storm. It's about it infecting your fucking brainstem

I'm in Calgary. I heard Edmonton got one. Post source faggot.

Is she wearing contacts or does she actually have true heterochromia?

I know but I have been freaking the fuck out pretty sure I'm going to fucking get it and die.

Yes Americans and China's economy could switch, what a great idea

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I work at a grocery store, I'm fucked
(btw pics after last weekend panic buying in Denver)

kek. Consider hunting too though if food runs out. Plus when the alphabets come to "quarantine" you for wrongthink.

There's no way they have more than Oz. They have no travel bans at all.

I'm guessing the government is hiding the real numbers.

best korea never disappoints

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TURN ON CNN
livenewsmag.com/cnn-live-streaming/
livenewsmag.com/cnn-live-streaming/
livenewsmag.com/cnn-live-streaming/

Hold on, if you're invested in T-Bills, that should be great. Lower yields mean higher prices.

>babysat sister's kid
>he goes to preschool with all these chinks
>he was coughing all over the place
It was nice knowing you, lads. I don't think I'm gonna make it

the blue looks artificial

>There's no way they have more than Oz

Don't

shes a scam artist

>anxiety kicking in like a mother fucker
>makes me feel unwell, not sure if its corona chan, or just on the verge of panic

I hate this so much, you inbred faggots did this to me.

apparently it got removed for misinformation.

Meanwhile the reddit server is still up.

This is not a good sign.

my head feels WARM as shit

You retards are at UofMn, in the Big 10, and don't understand that UofM is Michigan?

post the source

When governments are hoarding and requisitioning masks I think it's pretty safe to say it's a somethingburger.

>But here is the thing about that, only China had the mass deaths and societal collapse and no other country has yet.
Iran

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Can you link study?

Probably cause IT DONT FUCKING MATTER as everyone already has it.

>friend traveling to CA to use a high-end spectroscopic facility all next week
>co-worker getting back from vacation in France on Monday
>dad driving to FL to pick up the new car he just bought

it's been fun, boys. Just don't mess with my body when you loot my stuff

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>According to the US ABC News Network, a senior US Department of Defense official told members on the 5th that 12 suspected cases of new crown pneumonia have appeared in the Department of Defense.

>The announcement was made by Thomas McCaffery, Assistant Defense Secretary for Health. However, he did not elaborate on the specific situation, but only said that the suspected cases appeared in the United States and overseas.

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This is not a comfy happening.

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is that how you say woman in australian

Soooo, i just went to the supermarket... And in the check-out line a couple was behind me. They were coughing 10 times per second...
How fucked am I, fellas? I almost sperged at tem :^(

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My family doesn't want me to miss uni but there's so much dry coughs there, could be seasonal but who knows?
could the virus be here?
does it affect the eyes? burning sensation on troath that makes you want to throw up?

So have you moonhowlers loonspuds realised that this is turning into a nothingburger?

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its confirmed influenza

You're all a buncha paranoid schizoids. As I said, the economic impact will be larger than any deaths in anything like that occurring. Don't forget about the H1N1 pandemic which infected millions. The world goes on. People aren't gonna die, fags.

based

Why

I've seen people close to that colour, but that's what I figured.