/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1632

What will be your last meal?

Take off your hat.

Reminder that the actual mortality rate is below 0.6%

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I want Gary back instead of this insufferable faggot.

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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4G is much much worse for you it's longer frequency

>Neocon faggot
Yeah the same measles that the media flipped out over last year over multiple outbreaks in the United States that resulted in zero deaths and zero long term injuries. GET THE VACCINE GOY IT MIGHT INFECT YOU AND CAUSE NO DAMAGE!

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The worst is yet to come.
The worst is yet to come.
The worst is yet to come.
The worst is yet to come.

zerohedge.com/health/worst-yet-come-nomura-now-sees-many-15-million-coronavirus-cases-june

no im not do wear hat

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Its all so tiring

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Reminder that shills get purged first

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I miss gary as well, when will he get better.

My wife's pussy.

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>REMINDER: Do not engaged with glowing nothingburger faggots or "I was one of you but it's nothing now"

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Lol so fucking hilarious, all those masks and no one was wearing one when inslee coughed all over the vice president and the head of the CDC.

24 bottles of water costs $6.59 here

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>absolute lower range of corona
>absolute upper range of measles(12-18)
I'm starting to like this faggot

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

I feel incredibly sick, I went from just having a cough to a high fever, headache, and feeling bad in just 12 hours. I'm only 29 wtf is going on?

my coronavirus soundtrack

youtube.com/watch?v=nYLiBEgLOYE

If corona chan is highly mugenic and recombinant?
I wonder if it would be possible to force a sample it of to mutate and adopt properties of of dieses that would make it less effective, or at least easier to contain
>mutate it so that it recombinates over S1 and S2 and makes it super deadly
>people who catch it die very quickly
>but that also means its virulence is kneecapped

AIDS

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it broke the blood brain barrier, your brain is good as toast. RIP

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>expecting me to believe literally who over scientists and doctors
Fuck off retard.

Coronavirus is nothing compared to the flu, which is more deadly than ebola. Happeningfags BTFO.

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>worst case scenario has a 1% mortality rate

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The 5G schizos are just as annoying as the flat earth schizos

Serious question, why are these threads here when they should be on /x/? No one has been able to answer this.

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Sounds like you have the flu.

> he doesn’t have his on well
Never gonna make it

My wife’s grandmother caught SARS during the 03 outbreak in Toronto Canada she was a registered nurse before she retired, It took her 8 months to fully recover. She is worried about this.

I wish Ebola-Chan would come back.

when will anarchy begin

So I made my own hand disinfectant today and I think it works really good. Since I now seem to have more experience in disease prevention than anyone in charge of my country, can I not just do the job?
Also Luxembourg +1 since 9 hours ago

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dude what gives me chill about this whole outbreak is that there is a real potential its not what they are saying it is. Did u know Wuhan is where they just finished rolling out the pilot program for 5g?

Okay now for why that is relevant-- look at this press release on a study from The Radiological society of North America

In a study of more than 1,000 patients published in the journal Radiology, chest CT outperformed lab testing in the diagnosis of 2019 novel coronavirus disease (COVID-19). The researchers concluded that CT should be used as the primary screening tool for COVID-19.

Okay so what else do we know about chest CT scans? It used to detect RADIATION INDUCED LUNG INJURY.

The clinical presentation is typically cough, low-grade fever

similar symptoms to flu or cold. COVID-19 and radiation induced lung injuries have exact same method of screening. Is there even a way to tell the difference? This study says they have abnormal lung findings of the CT scans of covid patients. they are using Wuhan as 5g weaponized against humans testing grounds. Info being totally censored inside of China, bulldozers blocking the exits of the city.

We’re fucked lads

I don’t like this anymore it stopped being fun and I just want it to go away

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this virus is netting me so much profit bros..

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Guy with it attended a concert in NZ.
nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12314491

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>French lawmaker tests positive
Every day corona-chan delivers good news, I love her so much...

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>I'm only 29 wtf is going on?
Undiagnosed diabeetus. Sorry fren, see you on the other side.

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Update for this anyone?

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We all miss him, but he's not coming back. The... the virus has taken something from all of us, user... It's time we try to move on.

Never
If it keeps up at this rate the entire world population will be infected in another 3 months

I started taking 3 supps to help with my immune system for coronachan but they had side effects. Which of these 3 supps:
>NAC
>Quercetin with bromelain
>Resveratrol
Would make my cooms big, viscous and yellow?

China literally turned an entire region into a ghost town. What state does he possibly think you can do that with in the US without causing a shitstorm? Alaska?

since when has the flu been paranormal?
if anything they should be on Yas Forums but Yas Forums has way more traffic so fuck off kike

It's ok goy, Israel will have a vaccine for you soon

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my A1c wasn't even prediabetic last month

Reposted from the other thread IM FUCKING FREAKING OUT NOW! I CANT LEAK SENSITIVE INFORMATION I NEED TO PROTECT MY JOB FOR MY WIFE AND I BUT THIS WAS THE EMAIL I GOT. FUCK IVE PROBABLY GOT IT OR IM GOING TO GET IT! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

ILL SEE IF I CAN SNEAK A PIC OF IT WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING OK!?
JUST GOT A COMPANY EMAIL FROM CORPORATE!

I work as a manager at Ross and we just got an email update about the virus, all of our shipping centers are going to be checked to try and determine what packages are coming from where to try and stop spread of the coronavirus. Our company has put together a coronavirus task force. All personnel who come into contact with contaminated packages are to self quarantine for 14 days and go to the hospital if symptoms develop, all associates who are sick must remain home for 14 days as well and any personnel who have had contact with these associates must isolate as well. We are Distributing hand sanitizer to all of our local chains. Just got this email today.

I KNEW OUR PACKAGES WEREN'T SAFE I TOUCHED ONE THAT WAS WET PROBABLY DECONTAMINATED IN CHINA IM FUCKED AND SO IS MY STOCKROOM STAFF AAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

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where are webms from italy / EU

Merkel next. Check it

Isn't she supposed to be tearing through the Congo now? What happened to that?

the fun hasn't yet begun, user. embrace this

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Which minority group in America will suffer the most from this and then blame white straight male supremacy instead of their own lack of hygiene and preparation?

Place your bets now.

>AIPAC INFECTED BY CORONA CHAN
AIPAC INFECTED BY CORONA CHAN
>AIPAC INFECTED BY CORONA CHAN
AIPAC INFECTED BY CORONA CHAN
>www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/04/congress-warned-possible-coronavirus-exposure-that-occurred-at-aipac.html
EXPECT INFECTED CONGRESS MEMBERS AND MAYBE THE VICE PRESIDENT

Anyone seen any news story with a recovered patient?
Not one.

You are putting people lives in danger with your stupidity.

pics?

Roll for Bill Mitchell to have a painful death drowning in his own fucking lung fluids

Almost every time I've gone to a large concert like that, especially metal concerts with aggressive crowds, either I personally got sick or someone I went with got sick.

You're fucked.

Roughly how many times does the Government have to lie about this before people realize they are trying to prevent panic and preserve the economy not protect the people from the virus?

Every word said is to those ends.

How many infected in Los Angeles?

wait until they discover Corona-Chan's love for destroying testicles.

jesus

The COVID-19 shock is quickly morphing into a global crisis. In addition to major economic spillover effects from China’s large GDP contraction in Q1, an increasing number of countries are having to contend with their own local demand and supply-side shocks from the spread of COVID-19, plus a tightening in global financial conditions.
In terms of rapid policy response, the Fed is really the only game in town (we expect the Fed to cut rates by a further 50bp in our base case and 125bp in our bad scenario). The ECB and BOJ have limited room, and fiscal stimulus will take time to deploy.
This is an abnormal global economic slump. The most effective immediate policy response is not monetary or fiscal policies; it’s health security controls. If health security controls fail to contain the spread of COVID-19, financial

deadly viruses are not effective viruses
If a virus insta killed anyone infected, it would burn out almost immediately because it wouldn't be able to spread

I'm listening...

>zero deaths
Why is everyone dealing with it so badly?

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You are watching a person with unlimited broadcast reach go through the stages of grieving in real time. When Norman's lose the normalcy bias (we are here), this rhetoric will only accelerate. Many such cases!

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Post the email, LARPfren.

Who cares, only pajeets and spics shop at Ross

>insider Ross information
user, now that we know you have the plug in with Ross can you answer other questions for us? Who really did 9/11? Who killed Epstein?

>tfw don't have to worry about corona-chan because I never leave my house

feels comfy bros

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They have had 450,000 recoveries and rising. The total is -351,000 total cases.

BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
>A doctor at the Maple Medical group in White Plains has tested positive for #coronavirus. Patients of the doctor who have visited past 2 weeks and have symptoms should call their hotline to arrange for testing
twitter.com/tararosenblum/status/1235756104975626241

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I've only seen coverage of people who "never had it" like that guy on Fox News who kept coughing.

Asians since they’re the only ones dying from it.

What happened to the agents of CCP that keeps telling us to relax and to feel sleepy in early generals?

>ooga booga where da white cock at?

This guy is reaching without researching his own facts. Ebola-chan easily killed African niggers due to the poor and unsanitary environment, followed by the lack of quality hospital treatment, and diseased areas. Most of the recovered were foreign people helping out lmao.

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WALK OUTSIDE SEE A CORONA VIRUS KILLING SOMEONE WHAT DO?

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I told everyone I know in January, they didn't listen. Fuck 'em.

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was this a pretense so they have a reason when the confirmed cases skyrocket due to them testing?

anyways anyone want to answer me with legitimate posts
my head feels pretty hot inside

Has anybody seen the big dumb retard? He’s late to this thread.

Remember to thank the moderators!

Remember when the scitzos said wait two weeks four weeks ago. Lmao

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they changed their flags and became nothingburger posters

What will happen when it gets into the homeless population of San Francisco?

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>Everyone in bay area California dies
>Everyone in Seattle WA dies
Trump is going to win the west coast at this rate.

Don't forget that niggers attacked the hospitals too and burned them down.

>China says they only had 20 new cases meanwhile their economy is in a free fall and no one is working

Don't know because they only had literally one test kit remaining as of this afternoon.

>more new cases in South Korea than in China
How does that even work?
China has a billion ppl while Korea has 50 mill.
Are a lot of people just naturally immune to the virus?

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I WILL TRY TO SNEAK A PICTURE OF IT JESSICA IS ABOVE ME AND IS ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING OFFICE. SHE NEVER HELPS ANY OF US AND IS A USELESS FUCKING OFFICE MANAGER! SHE NEVER DOES HER SET ASSIGNMENTS OR HELP IN MY STOCK ROOM!

I WILL TRY TO GET A PICTURE OF IT ASAP!

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Do you guys think the power or internet will go out? Canadian Tire has a 40W solar panel for 70% off so I was thinking of getting it
Thought about posting a lewd one to scare the newfag but nah.

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shill or dopamine addict?
I' m curious

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Don't need misdirection when no one is looking anyway. Everyone's trying to put out the fire in their own backyard now.

It's been more than 3 months with only happenings so far, and yet there are still people who believe it's just the flu bro. The government can lie as much as they want to dbh because the majority of the population will suck it up.

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It is too late, enjoy the ride

China declared Martial Law and made it illegal to go outside. South Korea can't do that.

>Why are the chinese numbers so low
You... trust china?

Decoding bible and freemason gematria has its drawbacks user, but in the next 2 days to 20 years for sure.

China just under report cases.
They don't wanna look bad

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this, finally we have someone who knows

You just got out of solitary?

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something wonderful, user

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fuck jessica

China
Is
LYING

South Korea doing a lot of testing. China doing a lot of lying.

Please Kek, just this one thing, Please.

>South Korea can't do that.

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Both of the things you suggest are good ideas. Scare the newfag and get the solar panel so even when coronachan knocks out power, you can still scare newfags

Only MAGAfriends are drinking that kool-aid. Most of us assume the government is lying the moment they release anything.

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#DontTestDontTell

Are you ready to accept death and meet your judge?

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checked

>What will happen when it gets into the homeless population of San Francisco?

That’s already happened. 2 community spread cases in sf today. Should be very good for recombination events.

take this (you)

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What will happen if the homeless vegas get it?
Neveda would be perminatly doomed. The hobos there live in colonies in the mazes of abandoned sewers systems.
Youll never root it out

And where the fuck is White Plains?