Are you ready for your ankle monitor Yas Forums?

You can't stay in the woods forever. Sure a few might but off the tracking devises but they'll be quickly mopped up and the punishment will be severe. Everybody will just stay home and watch TV where it's safe for them.

ok retard

I can Spit beyond 6 feet,

I knew a dude who had to plug his in in high school during class.

>You can't stay in the woods forever.
*drenches self in doe piss*
That's where your wrong, kiddo.

Welding everybody into their homes won't work, mandatory tracking devises will.

>you can't stay in the woods forever

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Thermal imaging can be defeated with space blanket.

>doe piss
So you want buck deer to rape you? Sicko.

Might as well try to develop immunities you cant live in a bubble forever. Eventually you have to leave the dark basement and get some sun.

How do you contain a double amputee?

The doors open the wrong way for that anyways

I was 15 when i popped one of those off my buddy's ankle without activating it. We celebrated with a thirty pack of keystone light. he left it plugged into the wall charging for the remainder of his probation

>feds send people to put tracking devices on everyone
>feds get shot
oops

Id rather eat the bugs and snails the forest is a giant food pantry fuck your monitor

>and the punishment will be severe
yawn

Look, I know you don't like it but it's either the tracking devise or you're getting put into the Fema camps. UN troops will be brought in to restore order and confiscate small arms.

Maybe when I'm stuck in nursing home shitting my pants at 90. Only then would I need an ankle bracelet.

>UN troops will be brought in to restore order and confiscate small arms.
those niggers couldn't confiscate candy from a baby

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1month outta the year, where screaming runs them off, not thinking logically are you kike

You will wear the monitor, you will take the vaccines and abide by the emergency pandemic control measures or force will be used.

Those are very nice boots.

i knew a guy who was out on bail after killing 4 people in a drug deal gone wrong. he went in to burgerking and dumped a chocolate shake all over his, and went on with his life. unfortunately the thing still worked and he got arrested for breaking his conditional release

>or force will be used
>threatening me with a good time

Electric shocks will be used remotely via the tracking devise to ensure your compliance.

>You will wear the monitor, you will take the vaccines and abide by the emergency pandemic control measures or force will be used.
nah

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Just what i was thinking actually.

nah

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By the time anyone caught up with me, LA skid row would be infected and mr bones' wild ride gets spookier.

More like:
>Are you ready for your ankle monitor, valued employee?
>Wouldn't want you missing from your wagie cagie for any reason other than being quarantined, valued employee.

how desu?

Lol. No.

>force will be used.
Promise?

moar

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Gay. They don't even have enough masks. They aren't going to have that many ankle monitors. They don't care. You can just die

>They don't even have enough masks. They aren't going to have that many ankle monitors.

You win the internet.

nah, just metropolis shitholes

Wait, you think I'm averse to pain?

You aren't where anyone would give a shit about you. The libshits want you to abandon civilization so they can own it.

>they can own it.
They wouldn't know what to do with it

The real question is: are you averse to cremation?

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Cut it off.

Go to mall food court.

Cough on everything.

Hope I kill you all.

You wouldn't know what to do when all the game dries up or with the ensuing chaos.

this

Are you?

you do know cutting it off is an option

>you wouldn't know what to do in this situation you've been jerking it to for years!
lolk

I prefer napalm.
youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY&t=72s

Hope this really happens.

it has a way to tell when it's in contact with skin.

...but a lot of people on EM buy a pork shoulder and then slap the monitor on the the pork shoulder and it doesn't go off. EM is retarded.

Implying that they're not going to simply stick you in a FEMA camp and that you won't conveniently die from the virus.

They have a plastic coffin ready for you, user.

ankle bracelets for high priority but not immediate kill
anyone remember the FEMA color coded stickers?
if you had a red sticker, well, red is ded.
yellow contain asap
green passive wont resist

gov't is too lazy to round people up.

They'll round themselves up just fine. They'll get the text and report to the quarantine processing center for disinfection.

lmao, people highly over estimate the government