/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1630

>NEWS
French lawmaker tests positive
archive.is/8pJqO

US doctors plead to get tests
archive.is/kmBrK

All masks are now confiscated in France
archive.is/ZrBG7

Nurses refused testing by CDC
twitter.com/NNUBonnie/status/1235663306246860800

8% of the Iranian parliament already infected
archive.is/h3CaJ

>RESEARCH
Neuroinvasive potential of SARS-CoV2
archive.is/E2CiO

SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
doi.org/10.1128/JVI.02015-19

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
archive.is/WUioQ

Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
archive.is/cVj8k

nCoV to cost global economy $1.1 trillion
archive.is/S4urn

CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
archive.is/K40ru

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 97,910 ► Died: 3,356

>LATEST CASES
01:18: 196 new cases in South Korea.
00:40: 4 new cases in Beijing. All were imported from Italy.
00:08: 1 new case in Colorado. This case was announced during a press conference about the state’s first case. The second case is unrelated to the first one.
24:25: 1 new case in Nevada
23:55: 3 new cases in Maryland.
23:20: 1 new case in Middlesex County, Massachusetts, United States. Patient recently returned from Italy.
23:15: 6 new cases in Santa Clara County, California, United States.
23:03: First case in Colorado.
22:00: 3 new cases in Slovenia.
20:48: 1 new case in New Jersey, United States.

>MORE
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qz.com/1813181/china-is-taking-pleasure-in-us-mishandling-of-coronavirus/
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SARS-CoV-2:

>1. Is a strain of SARS.
>2. Has a long incubation.
>3. Can spread in its incubation.
>4. Can infect the cns and brainstem.
>5. Can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system.
>6. Is airborne.
>7. Has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes.
>8. Is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier.
Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.
I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

>Only member of Washington congressional delegation not here for Pence/Inslee event is Rep Denny Heck
youtube.com/watch?v=rjj_XJkFKYA

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First

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,434 (3,013) ► International 17,480 (340): S. Korea 6,284 (49) Italy 3,858 (148) Iran 3,513 (107) D. Princess 696 (6) France 377 (6) Japan 380 (6) Spain 259 (3) USA 222 (12) UK 116 (1) Switzerland 114 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 53 (2) Thailand 47 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 35 (3) S. Marino 21 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 543 Singapore 117 Sweden 94 Norway 88 Netherlands 82 Kuwait 58 Bahrain 55 Malaysia 55 Belgium 50 Austria 41 Canada 37 Iceland 34 Greece 31 India 30 UAE 28 Denmark 20 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Ecuador 13 Czechia 12 Finland 12 Macao 10 Croatia 10 Portugal 9 Qatar 8 Ireland 13 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 S. Arabia 5 Brazil 8 Georgia 4 Russia 4 Senegal 4 Egypt 3 Estonia 5 N. Zealand 3 Chile 4 Slovenia 9 Indonesia 2 Morocco 2 Bosnia 2 Hungary 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Argentina 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 S. Africa 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +164 (+32) S. Korea +196 (+7) Italy +769 (+41) Iran +591 (+16) France +92 (+2) Spain +31 (+1) UK +29 (+1) Switzerland +21 (+1) Iraq (+1) Germany +281 Japan +49 USA +31 Singapore +5 H. Kong +2 Sweden +42 Norway +29 Netherlands +44 Kuwait +2 Bahrain +3 Malaysia +5 Belgium +27 Thailand +4 Taiwan +2 Austria +12 Canada +3 Iceland +8 Greece +22 India +1 S. Marino +5 Denmark +5 Israel +2 Lebanon +1 Oman +1 Ecuador +3 Czechia +4 Finland +5 Portugal +3 Ireland +7 Palestine +7 Azerbaijan +3 S. Arabia +3 Brazil +5 Georgia +1 Russia +1 Egypt +1 Estonia +3 Slovenia +7 Morocco +1 Bosnia +2 S. Africa +1 Chile +1 Total +2,747 (+99)

TWO MINUTES

Love you Gary :)

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NUKE CHINA NOW WE NEED RETRIBUTION

I don't like this...

Pence is holding a press conference to show off his prep

faggot

it's 2am, march 6th, where is the end of the world the meme numbers told me about?

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fuck these gay n95 masks. the government should have been issuing everyone gas masks like the israelis get.

Coooof
next poster will be infected

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Might as well add us to the list
maltatoday.com.mt/news/national/100806/coronavirus_cruise_liner_headed_for_malta_carrying_out_voluntary_quarantine_in_greece#.XmGqq7rTWEd

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Shut up fag.

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=-nC5TBv3sfU

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I live in San Francisco right next to the infected high school. My uni is considering shutting down

need some advice other than killing myself

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pence is coofed

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"How long have you spent talking about a flu on a Taiwanese fortune telling forum, user? Don't you have anything better to do?"

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REINFECTION -OR WHATEVER- IN AUSTRALIAN COUPLE FROM DEATH PRINCESS

>Ms Honey's symptoms eventually disappeared and she returned a negative result, but she recently tested positive again.

>That is consistent with reports from China and Japan of patients being discharged and then testing positive for the second time.

>This could mean the virus is biphasic, where the virus lurks around undetected before recurring.


abc.net.au/news/2020-03-05/coronavirus-covid-19-what-its-like-to-have-the-virus/12026902

>On Thursday night Tucker Carlson announced that there are reports that a congressional staffer has come down with the virus

stay mad faggots

>inb4 pence lights the stage on fire saying that the masks are worthless

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current thread theme:
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Anybody else country
> only testing people that have been overseas in the last 14 days to an infected country with symptoms

Scomo jumped on the pandemic bandwagon really quickly but I hope these cunts know what they're doing because they initially acted like this was extremely serious and that they needed to pre-empt the WHO but their super serious response has been........very relaxed for some reason there's fucking coughing chinks everywhere buying up our supermarket supplies and no ones being tested? wtf

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my province (alberta) just announced the first presumptive case.
GUESS WHAT
IT'S A BOOMER THAT WAS ON A CRUISE 2 WEEKS AGO

>need some advice other than killing myself
Go home to your parents.

!

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>South Korea, 6.088 cases - 42 FATALITIES;
Italy, 3.858 cases - 148 FATALITIES;
>Iran, 3.513 cases - 108 FATALITIES;
Japan, 1.046 cases - 12 FATALITIES;
>France, 423 cases - 7 FATALITIES;
Germany, 400 cases;
>Spain, 246 cases (-2 in Galiza) - 3 FATALITIES;
United States, 207 cases - 12 FATALITIES;
>Singapore, 117 cases;
United Kingdom, 116 cases - 1 FATALITY;
>Sweden, 90 cases;
The Netherlands, 82 cases;
>Switzerland, 80 cases - 1 FATALITY;
Norway, 72 cases;
>Australia, 60 cases - 2 FATALITIES;
Koweit, 58 cases;
>Malaysia, 55 cases;
Belgium, 50 cases;
>...
Portugal, 11 cases (+2 in Galiza)

85 infected countries.

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wtf is with that look on pence's face?

Which Uni?

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A few hours ago but some asshole created a timeline divergence and we slid into this one

Ask your daddy for some good advice. He's always good for it.

>mmhmm

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It's the getting your dick sucked face.

Corona is in my state

Should I stop going to the gym?
I don’t want to lose all my gains

I also don’t live alone and no one I live with is taking it seriously so it doesn’t matter if I lock down cause no one around me is

Germany 545

they're in a different country and plane flights are expensive

SFSU

You think anyone's gonna take advantage of the millions of coof-induced deaths to expand their borders? Any countries gonna balkanize? If the niggers lose their fucking minds over this the US empire may finally destabilize.

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Head for the hills

ah shit they almost shook hands

nytimes.com/2020/03/04/health/coronavirus-china-aylward.html
>Do we know what this virus’s lethality is? We hear some estimates that it’s close to the 1918 Spanish flu, which killed 2.5 percent of its victims, and others that it’s a little worse than the seasonal flu, which kills only 0.1 percent. How many cases are missed affects that.

>There’s this big panic in the West over asymptomatic cases. Many people are asymptomatic when tested, but develop symptoms within a day or two.

>In Guangdong, they went back and retested 320,000 samples originally taken for influenza surveillance and other screening. Less than 0.5 percent came up positive, which is about the same number as the 1,500 known Covid cases in the province. (Covid-19 is the medical name of the illness caused by the coronavirus.)

>There is no evidence that we’re seeing only the tip of a grand iceberg, with nine-tenths of it made up of hidden zombies shedding virus. What we’re seeing is a pyramid: most of it is aboveground.

>Once we can test antibodies in a bunch of people, maybe I’ll be saying, “Guess what? Those data didn’t tell us the story.” But the data we have now don’t support it.

huh.

mmm i see that, you daddy gave you good advice

OP is a faggot. New Zealand should be on the list now but OP is too busy watching tranny porn to update the list

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archive.is sucks, needs an alternative

>97,910+ infected
>3,356 dead
>in 4 months
even if a cure was created, this shit is spreading so fast that we cant do shit. really is the end isnt it?

I withdrew all my savings from the bank today and the clerk tried to convince me not to do that for at least 20 minutes.

I would do the same right the fuck now.

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It's the look of mental retardation. Pretty normal for him

CORONAVIRUS EPIDEMIC UPDATE 31:

MORTALITY RATE, CLEANING PRODUCTS, A MORE/LESS SEVERE VIRUS STRAIN

youtube.com/watch?v=7YI2tOoVVpk&feature=emb_title

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Hawaii declares "Almost" martial law.

SEND ME THE CHAD PREPPERS COPYPASTA

Unless you plan on lifting in full hazmat then yes stop going. Just go BW shit at home for a few months. You should have a girlfriend you can use for extra weight.

What are you watching? Link?

Its much worse in the US than the gov is reporting. I do A/V at a convention center where all the SES's come together once a year for a day or two to talk about leadership goals and goofy shit like that, it's basically a bunch of suits and white hair. Keep in mind SES's are politically appointed, meaning they have a direct line to the Cabinet.
They just canceled this meeting, even though there isn't a single case confirmed in the DC area.
They're going to hang us all out to dry. Be Ready.

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>south Korean infections grinding to a halt

Imagine actually believing this faggot little flu was a threat

Don’t know if it’s been posted

summit.news/2020/03/05/coronavirus-patient-zero-in-italy-was-pakistani-migrant-who-refused-to-self-isolate

3 confirmed in Montgomery County, Maryland. They were in states for two weeks after traveling overseas before showing signs and being tested.

Maryland declares State of Emergency 3.5.20

TWO WEEKS of faffing about the state spreading shit. Jesus Christ.

you can add alberta.
calgaryherald.com/news/local-news/alberta-reports-first-presumptive-coronavirus-case-as-province-ramps-up-testing

>Malta, what is your status, over?
>I don't believe it, they're retreating-we've won!

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LITERALLY

What did he mean by this?
youtube.com/watch?v=rjj_XJkFKYA

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have sex

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Fuck, I'm wondering when the UCs will start shutting down.

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Poor kid.
Stupid amerilards.

PENCE OUT OF BREATH

HE'S CARRYING IT

what reasons was the clerk giving?

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Nice.

oh shit pence is /whitepower/ now

Totally true

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>don't wear masks
>artfully stack up millions of your own masks
this is the epitome of hubris

Have the /ptg/ NPC shills gone?

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meant for

This is literally a nothingburger

(Note: All these numbers are subject to change as there are significant numbers of unreported/mild/dormant cases AND because the time to kill of the illness is about a week the death toll is for people who had the illness a week ago)

2-3% chance of death if under 50
6-7% comorbidity with standard burger illnesses

Thats the cure for coronavirus
This moment in video explain.
Please remember this one.
It can save your life and your family
>youtu.be/7k20VFZeLKY?t=273

Well it was confirmed he had physical contact with a cadet that tested positive for the virus. So yes most likley.

>But you were compounding so much interest
>It's not safe to handle cash
>You might need to open a new account.

DO IT NOW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

No more gains without bloodshed friendo.
Just loss

Scale
So it’s hard to understand something with a potential global CFR of 3%. WHO/CDC/NIH have all had modeling stating the global effected could be 40-70% of every single person on earth being effected. Just a model it hasn’t happened yet I know. Also the CFR could drop (or rise, we aren’t a year out) but as it stands it’s a bit over 3%.. So I’ll split the Global effected down to 50% so it’s a 50-50 shot to get it. The global crude death rate is 7.7 per 1000, so less than 1% of all people on earth for all causes of death die every year. Now covid-19 currently is rolling through with a 3% CFR of the people get it (1/2 would be a low estimate of the modeling) so 3/100x10=30 per thousand but cut that in 1/2 because it only effected 1/2 the world population. So 15 per 1000. That’s almost exactly twice the death toll from every single thing people die from in a single year world wide.

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VALVE RELEASES HL3

ITS UNIRONICALLY AT THE END OF THE WORLD

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>they're in a different country and plane flights are expensive
Third world student, then.
I have no idea how the USA will fare, but I think they will be worst among the Western nations.

it could all wind down by june right anons?

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If Russia doesn't tale the opportunity it means they've gone soft and are no longer a threat.

youtube.com/watch?v=OA_CndlBu0g

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>China taking pleasurr of how US mishandling of corona
qz.com/1813181/china-is-taking-pleasure-in-us-mishandling-of-coronavirus/

RUN ON THE BANK

Well it is their job. You would get the same spiel with or without the virus going around honestly.

>REMINDER: Do not engaged Nothingburger fags or "I was one of you but it's nothing"

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>everything is fine guys

Don't forget /cvg/, stigma has a higher case fatality rate than coronavirus. Remember to kiss your neighbour in the mouth.

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN
>tfw literally gets hard everytime i hear about a new case or cluster somewhere

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We are looking at a mass extinction event

This is going to make the bubonic plague look like the sniffles

2/3rds of Europe wiped out by the plague expect to see at least that many wiped out WORLD WIDE by corona

Nothing is ever going to be the same

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>The risk of contracting the virus remains low
Well thats just wrong

Fool, June will be the beginning of the peak.

he sounds hella nervous

>CORONUS VIRUS

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Sorry mom, but not really.

if it's such a low risk why do they need to have a press conference almost daily with masks in the background

If I wasnt already prepared I would be driving to the store right now

If it's in Maryland, it's definitely all over the East Coast

1.true
2.14 days
3.yes
4.yes but very rare
5.yes
6.yes
7.false
8.very rare

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>Is the virus infecting almost everyone, as you would expect a novel flu to?

>No — 75 to 80 percent of all clusters are in families. You get the odd ones in hospitals or restaurants or prisons, but the vast majority are in families. And only 5 to 15 percent of your close contacts develop disease. So they try to isolate you from your relatives as quickly as possible, and find everyone you had contact with in 48 hours before that.

wait. How did prisoners get NCoV?

I got this same speech every time I've closed an account. That's just regular banking pressure.

>Stop thinking with facts or logic here read this scientific analysis I made based off a defunct article for a month ago!

US deaths are at 12 now. is it finally fucking happening?

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Just like all those ancient peoples who prayed to the sun god Mamboobo survived due to their prayers! Of course! It all makes sense now!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

CLOWN MARKET

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any /looters/ here? im gonna dab on all the preppin virgins by taking all their shit

No i really dont
Post more abby plox

Banks fear a bank run more than anything.
Hence why they want to eliminate physical cash.
They want to control your money even more.

They would be stupid not to. Maybe the chinks can recover to take the south-china sea and taiwan. Maybe Russia can finally steamroll europe. Who knows.

>the ultimate cure for infections is sodium
I'm taking 4 half spoons a day right now. I can't kill you, but i highly doubt it will work.

I've been through a billion nothing burgers..... this one has MEAT

Would I though? For 20 minutes straight? It's not like I HAVEN'T withdrawn all of my savings from the bank before.

>should i go sweat and touch a bunch of other people's sweat and fluids and get it allover my body?
You should've stopped going to the gym weeks if not months ago. Home gym CHADs like me will live on and make your gains for you.

America doesn't have that kinda money. Jews first anti semite

You realise that those numbers will run rampage through a countries health system?
They will be in addition to expected deaths and will break the camels back
> see Italy

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I would but the classless fucker suicided himself with a 8mm.. he should have atleast use a .45 like a real man. Ah well real men dont commit self suicide. They sacrifice for their communities.

>All masks are now confiscated in France
being a frog means you are cucked and fucked in the ass by the state from the start, jesus

Is Pence sweating?

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235745673582129153

JUST A FLU BRO

Unlikely. The US fucked up bad. There will be millions of cases here.

Reminder: if you haven't prepped then now is a good time to join a church.
Not for god, but for all the free charity

The fuck, you have 4 according to worldmeters.info

You will die

Yep, and these schizo retards don't realize once infected patients recover and release the death rate will hover around 1%

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EXPLAIN TO THE STUPID PLEASE

I live in Maryland. This was a fun fucking happening until it hit where my kids are. I’m over it.

They're going to allow 4k people to disembark in our Capital Valletta, virtually every single bus in the country passes through Valletta. The entire island is gonna get fucked

Source please

Most of us here in the US will be busy taking out the trash

It's a low chance, but we're giving out millions of tests

>Mike you son of a bitch
>What's amatter, the CIA got you pushing too many pencils

Cringe and schizopilled

Imagine if Corona-Chan actually does favour killing men over women. It could become a real 'harems for all' situation for those of us who survive. If the neets to inherit the earth, the world will basically become a harem anime.

if shit like this doesn't make normalfags even a tiny bit suspicious that the virus might be worse than the flu, then what will?

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No you don't understand this was TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES with no exaggeration. Not just insouciantly listing the reasons against like they usually do.

checkered

Numbers close at midnight GMT, lads.

Balance of the day!
Today in Europe there 1.312 new cases, pushing the total to 5.693 confirmed corona infections.

You can see the graph in the pic.

Two weeks ago, Thursday the 20th of February , there were 46 cases in all of Europe.

Most new infections by country:

>Italy, 769
France, 138
>Germany, 138
Spain, 46
>The Netherlands, 44
Sweden, 38
>United Kingdom, 31
Belgium, 27
>Norway, 24
Greece, 23
>Iceland, 8
Georgia, 6
>Slovenia, 5
Finland, 5
>Estonia, 3
Portugal, 3
>Bosnia, 2
Croatia, 1
>Russia, 1

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>Trump doubles down on "it's just a flu"
>goes so far as to call it "corona flu"

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big retard checking in

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he looks like he is fighting the grim reaper for his soul looking a bit husky and not his usual spry self for his age

Some day, some day. As will you.

The west should be doing what china did, but they are so terribly afraid of offending people.

Anyway coronavirus adds to our diversity.

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>
the daily multiplier be (197/62)^(1/4)=1.33
1.33^26=1660
1660*197=327,020

>600+ new cases confirmed in South Korea daily

‘no’

She and her family was the only one survivors in the entire city
not a big cost insurance

the death rate is 100%, it just takes time
>get sick
>get better
>reinfected
>die

interest rates on US bonds are going down, which is like saying that the US economy has even less risk today than yesterday... which is retarded.

Calestinics at home, my dude. You can maintain your size for a while before you start losing mass.

7 is to be determined

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235745673582129153?s=20
>THEY LEFT HIM ON THE SHIP
>COMMENCE OPERATION RESIDENT EVIL

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June 2021 if Spanish 'flu is any guide.

anyone else getting these cuts in the feed?
who wants to bet pence is coughing and they're editing it out real time

>will have access to a coronavirus
I'm sure they will Mike

So my wife is currently traveling Europe with her best friend, visiting a bunch of countries like england, Sweden, Dublin and shit. She comes home in 6 days...do I have to be concerned when she comes back?

>vaccine

>year and a half

10000 keks have been deposited into your account

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Alka seltzer is my shit, always helps when I have a cold

LMAO if not a LARP I called it

> 1 new case in Middlesex County, Massachusetts, United States
fuck
im will going to be hit hard

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damn
first time ever watching this guy talking
hes low energy compared to the god emperor

>Democratic capitalist countries have defeated us on how to achieve authoritarian communism.

wtf

jew
jew

>they are so terribly afraid of offending people.
no, it's the economy
gotta make sure markets keep going up

So OP needs to update the list

Works fine for me user get better internet

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hehe cuck xd

If you guys all die I'm taking Malta as my personal Kingdom, user.

Nothing personal.

>this is bad, really bad

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I genuinely can't tell if you fuckers are stupid enough to believe this or just trolling

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

people are rotating out of stocks and into bonds

That's a nice way to get yourself killed.
Social pressures tell us that if we protect each other then we are all safer. It's how humans evolved to be the ultimate apex predator.
You will become the threat and all of society will destroy you.
Why do you think that there are no more roving bands of looters?
It became easier and more profitable to just become a gang and work at the edges of society instead of shitting on it.

Honestly she probably already has it. International airports are so fucking fucked everywhere right now.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

>Spanish Flu was 2-3% (source:wiki)
>Corona is 2-3% chance of death if under 50
>Higher in any other case
Repeat after me,
N O T H I N G
B U R G E R

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is she on some kind of STD pilgramage?

not them stopping the stream

he meant them taking a break away from pence

But no facts are given by deniers
Just facebook tier memes and numbers.
You dudes don't even use the gov numbers

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concerned about paying child support for another man's baby, ya

Real life is turning into half life 3

Surely.
Consider this info as an low cost insurance.

Spend all yoir money on canned food before the warehouses run out

There was a video of a boomer couple saying they lied about their test results in Japan to get on a plane. Does anybody have a link to that?

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If Pence dies, does that mean Trump becomes the vice-president too?

Less people are being infected every day, Japan hasn't hit 1k and most likely wont.

This is contained.

Watch some K-On! and remember the good times when things are bad user

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but I don't think it's clown world.
it's money moving IN to US bonds that has been coming out of stocks.
why? well, because they see bonds as a safe haven.
(if they are or not that's a different story).
so, more demand for US bonds, prices go up, rates come down (bond prices and bond rate are inverserly correlated), which means that the markets are considering US bonds a safer investment despite this corona thing will probably fuck US economy.
what do you expect? safer than US bonds only german bonds, swiss bonds and gold.

Is now the time to become an alcoholic?

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Pence a closet weeb?

>have wife
>her best friend is someone else
user, I...

That's why i'm doing it. It's better than nothing and the granny maybe has a point or was in the 1% with a mutation which made her immune. Let's hope we both survive like constantly burping retards and don't die burping.

I support this.

They’ve all been very old or had something bad going on in the background or both.

>politically appointed
Nope
>direct line to cabinet
Nope
Just means they don’t have union or civil service protection - no fucking SES just calls up a Congressional rep or senator, though they might answer a staffer’s questions.

Valve likes to test out new tech for each Half Life installment. This is their fully-immersive reality experience.

Well, worth a shot maybe. Couldn't be any worse than the people saying to gigadose vitamin C to cure it.

So you are saying that all the American survivors should rebuild the classic European Christian America after all this chaos? Bros, we start in teh middle of the country and move out from there. YOu don't have to go to Kansas or Nebraska or Oklahoma, but you do have to be near those states. Control teh rockies and the plains and the two rivers, Missouri and Mississippi. White Ethnostate is back on the menu, boys.

the happening faggots won't listen to facts, logic or reason

Source for this 1%?

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It's honestly kind of crazy how on the mark Yas Forums has been with this shit. The internet is literally outsmarting entire governments

We have 12 cases and something like 150 in quaratine. And the quarantine is kinda voluntary, you can walk your dog, but you can't go to a supermarket to buy food. Also any unquarantined family members can go as pleased, because the one family member can't infect others, right?

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That’s why us Americans have guns.

To get on a plane to where?

>Is now the time to become an alcoholic?
Cant buy more alcohol when you're under quarantine user. Time to quit.

Trump nominates, Congress has to approve

>my wife is getting fucked across Europe and I'm a complete cuck

i wonder, what will happen to literal thousands of satellites floating about in earth's orbit after the collapse of our society. are they going to keep floating about or will they crash and burn into our atmosphere after years/decades of neglect?

He becomes a Double-President. Can basically do anything he wants at that point.

>pence coofs
>trump coofs
may I say: welcome madame president

Xi is the real man never scary of scandal in my opinion. For example the hugh crruption scandal. He is a chairman really care about ppl, deserved to be respected.

Go steal it then duh

Not as fucked as we are! I woke up this morning with a headache and a runny nose, although I can put that down to a lack of sleep I know it's only a matter of time before I catch it now.

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The best anime for escapism and FEELS is ARIA, give it a chance and forget about this hellhole.

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not even close, they aren't posting in real time

it's 0.2% under 50

oh shit im sorry

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

FCUKING LEL

ANNOUNCE A QUARANTINE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

both

I'm sure the governments do actually know but don't want to publicly admit because they're retarded

should I cancel travel plans?

Lmao. Happening fags blown the fuck out

I want niggers to chimpout so badly.
This would make them look like uncivilized animals.

For me, it’s CoronaCoin.

>guy in the orange tie from seattle coughing everywhere

ITS OVER

>mass infects Tool fans
and nothing of value was lost

checked and same here lmao, the house quarantine is a fuckin joke

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will getting the Coronavirus give me cool magical skills like in arknights?

>tfw when bongland doesn't count as Europe

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lmao this

already watched them all
also i went to grocery today and everything was fully stocked, all were shopping normally other than one chinese woman

Unless you have a comorbidity, then its 6%

Spoiler: 60% of Americans have one

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE APPROACHING THE UPPER END OF INCUBATION TIME- YOU ARE PROBABLY IN THE CLEAR
YOU MAY HAVE MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED


YOU WERE WARNED

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Depends on how high up they are. Some should have a stable orbit and others are low enough to come back down.

Mfw nobody is dieing of numonia anymore, must have fixed that.... oh they are just adding them to corona as a chaser you say.....

>the governor can't stop coughing

guys it was fun

Are you retarded or do you not know that C is one part of the primary treatment protocol?

why?

Do all the drugs user, the window of opportunity is closing.

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>If the niggers lose their fucking minds over this
>If
>IF

TRY WHEN

Airborne is not the same as aerosol retard
Tuberculosis is airborne
Covid19 is not

If this was always the plan, then did they really fuck up bad?

get off a fox news stream

you can see all of the coughing live here

youtube.com/watch?v=VtcrJQ7q1H8

yes, you'll even get some cool rocks growing out of your skin

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Actually that's wrong user new sources say it's only 0.02% under 100 now. We're saved!

>he hasnt bought coronacoin yet
Wtf are you doing user dont you want to see huge gains from the virus?

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I love you corona chan

You know, I just don't give a shit anymore.

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Korea has handled this extraordinarily well

The American response has literally been to do nothing
America is a fake country that is incapable of doing anything other than wage war on behalf of Israel

America is going to get fucked way harder than China Iran Italy Korea combined

> hundreds of faggots following this non-stop vs a bunch of yes-men bureaucrats who are only their to follow (((their))) orders
yeah, I'm not surprised.

Shit even if it’s not as deadly as it’s being hyped up it’s still fuckin new and no one knows all the ins and outs of it. We’re literally running off chinese science on this shit.

Agreed Aria IS comfy, but I prefer something a bit more Kino for escapism.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZVgHN8cfy1I

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America and the husband had the Wu Ping cough. The video seems to be buried under MSM coverage and difficult to find.

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Then try some Bubblegum Crisis user. The 80's music keeps me in a good mood.
youtube.com/watch?v=PbvU_o9EdSw

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>low iq retards at work happily coofing on each other like theres not some kind of global outbreak
i have to get the fuck out of there

you stopped being a country when you decided to embrace multiculti.
now you're just an economic prosperous zone.

You'll probably get your wish. Warm weather is coming and with it reasons for nogs to burn it all because they baby momma sick but da white man ain't givin' her a hospital bed cuz they all full.

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Coconut oil might be good if you use it in lieu of other oils while cooking since it contains lauric acid which your body uses to make monolaurin (which could be antiviral)

Nah, just wash your cock with the bottom of your shoes you walked in all day and you'll will be OTAY.

Nice source faggot

>Goldman
video.foxnews.com/v/6133257274001#sp=show-clips

Japan about to announce travel ban for Americans soon LMAO fuck this country

By what?
If you understand epidemiology that graph is horrific

Pence looks pretty based also the coofer governor lmao

Joke is on you, the dogs made the flu

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

it's worse than any b rated pandemic movie.

>Korea has handled this extraordinarily well
>The American response has literally been to do nothing
>America is a fake country that is incapable of doing anything other than wage war on behalf of Israel
>America is going to get fucked way harder than China Iran Italy Korea combined
Yep

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you'd have to be an idiot to not realize its on purpose.

Just a flu bro.
twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1235748719481454594?s=21

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Fuck, I live in DC. It’s definitely here now.

I'm no fool, i'm consuming large quantities or oranges rectally every morning.

Coastal Mendocino county CA user here. People are starting to freak out. it's the only thing you hear people talking about. Panic buying will happen this weekend if not tomorrow.

IMAGINE NOT LIVING IN WYOMING, ITLL NEVER COME HERE

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omg we're on the news!

Based

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nah, the men who survive CoronaChan leaves with damaged testicles producing cancer, infertility, and bad sperm with high probability of offspring having genetic defects

the real WWIII will be the war for the sperm banks to keep humanity going and you can forget about unique cultures and races, this is true multiculturalism and the creation of one mixed race with no unique physical features.

Everyone will breed together, creating the mixed race the globalists dream about.

WHY CONTAIN IT????

mission accomplished