PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE ETERNAL RETUCKANCE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpTweet: Mini Mike, you're easy! 3/5/20
pic.twitter.com/rxFiqSB9RQ
>Pres Trump @FoxNews Town Hall in Scranton PA 3/5/20
youtu.be/VVcbmisaTUo (pt1)
youtu.be/sM56D2yu-9s (pt2)
youtu.be/QtnlC1HuMIk (pt3)
>Pres Trump arrives in Avoca PA 3/5/20
youtu.be/BmrTYb652dY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/5/20
youtu.be/fDGgZyen65s
youtu.be/BaF3czq7zEw
>Pres Trump departs WH 3/5/20
youtu.be/sT8e5oYYfnQ
>VP Pence arrives in Tacoma WA 3/5/20
youtu.be/xtD1RFO2WjQ
>VP Pence visits 3M in Maplewood MN 3/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470086-1/ (Comments)
c-span.org/video/?470086-101/ (MN Gov Walz &3M CEO Roman)
c-span.org/video/?470086-102/ (Presser)
>VP Pence arrives in Minneapolis MN 3/5/20
youtu.be/bi3NRgZuCv4
>DefSec Esper Joint News Conf w/bong DefSec Wallace 3/5/20
dvidshub.net/video/742057/
>AG IronBarr/ActDHSSec Wolf Launch Initiative against pizza 3/5/20
youtu.be/-gY6g7pKvqk
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on FBN 3/5/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6138781382001/
>Corona-chan Task Force comments to reporters 3/5/20
c-span.org/video/?470068-1/
c-span.org/video/?470068-2/
>SG Adams on FoxNews 3/5/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6138655512001
youtu.be/vZ325Beb7w4
>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (AsstSoS4ISN Ford) 3/5/20
youtu.be/kn3Fmpyv96I
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 3/5/20
youtu.be/VTwMe0OjiUM

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MAGA

>Chuck Schumer threatens SCOTUS judges
>GOP politicians willing to use the big guns
>*gulp*wipes sweat off brow*
>"...Censure Chuck Schumer..."
OH GOD
NOT CENSURE!
ANYTHING BUT CENSURE!!!
HOW CAN CHUCK FUCKING LIVE WITH HIMSELF IF HE WAS TO BE CENSURED!

HAVE MERCY!
SUCH A CRUEL AND MAIMING PUNISHMENT HAS NO PLACE IN A CIVILIZED NATION!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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but seriously though little kids get worse punishments for not doing their chores.

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Awoo !

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Man, the fox shills are out in force tonight.

Who has the erotic Kellyanne pasta?

MAGA

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>little kids get grounded and silenced on the Senate floor for literal years for not doing their chores
What now?

LISTEN HERE FAT.

VOTE JOE THREE OH THREE THREE OH BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE THING!

You ever see Trump eat ice cream? All he eats are, you see you take an onion and you slice it length wise. I like my corn roasted on an open fire so vote for me this December!

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>multiple 20+pbtid last thread who are VERY GONCERNED
the town hall got them shook

"I'm not racist, buuuuut"

This is the future the left is fighting for.

Yes, niggers are stupid and so are you commies.

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Where is Kellyanne? I haven't seen her in a while

MAGA

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A censure is just formal condemnation. It's a scolding.

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one time i didn't do my chores, and i haven't spoken on the senate floor since

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Sucking me off

Just got here, what town hall?

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Sanders did worse with white working class than 2016 apparently

Where the hell is my wife? I am Joe?

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That's a true fact

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Have you seen how faggy he is lately?

I find the amnesty Don narrative the weakest of them all desu
>have rep controlled Congress for two years
>with a speaker ryan
>reps we're pro amnesty at the time
>no amnesty bill had actually passed the house

if he truly wanted amnesty, he would've told the gang of eight in the Senate to draft up a bill, and Ryan would've happily allowed the house to vote on the bill

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Remember, anyone with over 20+pbtid in a thread that's not actually having a real discussion should face the firing squad

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first all male news quiz?

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youtu.be/VVcbmisaTUo

Lmao who sent the Sanders concern troll and the visas concern troll today? Fuck off

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biden gibberish posting must become a meme

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>scolding
Depends on the Senate rules. Usually censured Senators have limited privileges on the floor (although they can still vote, obviously). Remember, censure is just one step down from expulsion from the Senate.

gee I wonder why......

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i hope theres some prize money in this

youtube.com/watch?v=AClQyr2koxc

Polls etc. etc. etc.

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They're having a 'Now panic, freak out, and blame Trump' town hall.

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DOBBS WINS!

>powerful psychological effect
IT WAS REAL IN MY MIND

it’s literally cycling back to a CY+3 (2018, you newfag) shilling point.
SAD!

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Business as usual

post yfw Bernie went down in flames on Super Tuesday

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>have rep controlled Congress for two years
Filled of anti trump rinos

This is such a classy segment.
The two gentlemen taking turns, no sour grapes, no gloating, laughing at their own mistakes.

>didnt get any 3M stock as soon as report of corona came in

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What's all this hubbub about some Judge saying Barr's corrupt now?

I need to COOM

Just to clarify, those rinos would've still been salivating to vote for an amnesty though.

quick rundown??

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And /cvg/ schizos still think they aren’t the puppets.

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look at 3M stock
It's in a bad way

HEY JOE WHATTA YOU KNOW

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I think you guys are less likely to kill me than the Communists if they found out that I didn't vote for Sanders.

If they found out I was a Republican, they might make me help dig the mass grave before executing me.

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so does ptg

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dam, he would've been Chad material he were skinny

I think you're concern trolling

*thursday

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youtu.be/qTPIBG6ySiw

Seeing Kamala in this makes me wonder how she didn’t win. She had an African name like Barack and she was black

I did interning during my undergrad there, and part of a rewards package I received was 30 shares of MMM. Lemme tell ya, it's not doing so hot.

Isn't it about that time of election season? When do they wheel out David Duke and pretend they've never heard of this radical KKK grand chess wizard while he endorses every Republican in a close race?

What did you guys think of the townhall?

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Short of expulsion, he could maybe be stripped of all of his time speaking, his position as Minority Leader, and every position on every committee.

But I don't expect it.

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B-but Obamas economy.

tl;dw: MAGA

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I'm just wondering wtf it's about

Trump said the other day he want immigrants from your country and not from shitholes.
Would you go to the US?

Bernie never worked a full time job until his 40's and he had a kid he was refusing to pay child support for at the time, the "blue collar" find that to be a bad look.

I thought Jesse was trans?

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Yas Forums was being monitored by glowniggers since before 2010, newfren.

Gonna be a blowout.

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in fairness to the glowies there was pretty good reason to do that back then.

based wannabe weeb

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probably. why?

Long term strategy.
How do we keep the genetic stock of humanity from becoming niggerfied and thus avoiding the crumbling back to the stone age?

White people just so very recently unlocked the keys to modernity. That isn't sustainable if whites are muttified, marginalized, and out of power. America will look like Africa if America is mostly African.

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>292 pics of pure salt I mined all throughout tuesday till today on plebbit

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>The President we deserved

youtu.be/336CtUJgrn8

The judge herself is corrupt and got caught manipulating a jury so that a trial wouldn't be impartial.

Not bad.

When the kindly old lady stood up and told Trump her family and friends have disowned her for supporting him got me right in the feels.

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cp

>diamond princess
>out of 700+ cases only 6 people all over 70 died.
>a death rate of 0.8%

it's not a nothing burger but let's be real it's relatively benign unless youre a boomer or chronically ill

I'm really annoyed that it takes a supreme court decision to strengthen identity theft prosecution

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Not the Stone case, the thing about the Mueller Redacted Testimony.

good reason

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He seems as sharp as ever, he will eviscerate Biden.

you mean this shit?

"The court seriously questions whether Attorney General Barr made a calculated attempt to influence public discourse about the Mueller Report in favor of President Trump despite certain findings in the redacted version of the Mueller Report to the contrary," Walton wrote.

The Washington, D.C., judge also questioned the "credibility" of Barr's memo.

“In the Court’s view, Attorney General Barr’s representation that the Mueller Report would be ‘subject only to those redactions required by law or by compelling law enforcement, national security, or personal privacy interests’ cannot be credited without the Court’s independent verification in light of Attorney General Barr’s conduct and misleading public statements about the findings in the Mueller Report,” he added. "It would be disingenuous for the Court to conclude that the redactions of the Mueller Report pursuant to the FOIA are not tainted by Attorney General Barr’s actions and representation."

foxnews.com/politics/federal-judge-slams-ag-barr-over-mueller-report-vows-to-review-unredacted-version

>tucker mocking bloomberg the big gay ice cream clip

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youtube.com/watch?v=95YwcrWjaz8

Alex jones live on (((crowder)))

I want her ordering me to pleasure her

ALEX JONES ON LWC NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=95YwcrWjaz8

9/10. my only complaint is trump never stresses how fucking nuts the dems are, how they want to destroy the country

It's probably just another badass strain of the flu. Maybe worse than Swiney-chan, though.

Lol. Right right. The public discourse.
You know, where half of half the country was talking about Trump being a member of the russian mob??
Fuck these people

>prouder with crowder
>alex jones
implicit

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It wasn't a Town Hall- it was just another Blimpf rally, albeit a considerably more subdued one

Fox had what appeared to be a late-teen college trap ask the first question(for the (((diversity))), of course), then after that it was all boomers kissing his ass, along with the Peanut Gallery Boomer audience breaking into applause after(and sometimes during) Blimpf's answers

Both Baier and MacCallum tried to come off as impartial, but the heads @ know if they want more ratings and revenue shekels, they have to make sure Blimpf is comfortable and willing to do more of these throughout the year...and that's what was assured from the get-go

it was a lovefest, really. zero defects, no rust. he's in fighting trim and seems to handle being up even better than being outside.

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b-based?

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why would tomoko be meeting weinstein?

So he wore a bald cap today?

>wannabe weeb
I don't want to be one, though. I watch (and have helped work on) >dub(s) of the two anime I watch and have never gotten involved with any other anime, because of lack of appeal. I'm also largely repulsed by anime conventions and gathers because of weirdos. So, if I'm trying to be a weeb, I'm a total failure at that.

I personally feel that card is kind of played out. It's been used on trump to the point it doesn't even make sense anymore

>highly circumspect request that everyone dump their entire maga folder at once
this would probably trigger a janny

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Yikes, i am worried that in post trump america dems will still push for this crap

it's also annoying that it was 5-4

>5-4 illegal aliens and foreigners can't commit identity theft with impunity
>as controversial as fag marriage apparently

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is Bloompie really gone?

all those mexicos BTFO
no but really what was this supposed to say?

the super vitality formula seems to have some... side effects

He shaved his head.

>only kills people who are already dying
Whoa look out guys we got a badass over here

>3 Mexican countries

wut?

how long until we uncover Biden's secret emails about buying "dark chocolate ice cream"?

I think it's from the iodine tincture he uses

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california/puerto rico/spain

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el salvador, guatemala, and coster Rrico?

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in addition to ’s point,
more; much, much more.

we truly are constantly inches away from absolute insanity. think of the dem victories with 2 hillary appointees. enough to make you sick.

based lum

IT IS TIME

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>only kills old people
Come on, now, it kills toddlers and shit, too.

oh derp, south american countries, i see now

Bloomberg's campaign was the friends we made along the way. Also, all the shitposters who made a ton of money pretending to work for him.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

What will the unannounced topic of tomorrow's interview of Roger Waters on Tucker be, friends?

That’s what they get for being weak and nonwhite desu senpai

Central american shitholes, for not doing to stop the migrant caravans

>HANNITY HAS A BIDEN NIGGER TAPE

BOOM

TIME

IS

NOW

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Is it only trannyfags on /ptg/?

well that's vague

central american countries is what they meant

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based booming hannity posters finally making /ptg/ great again

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hes been coping for awhile...

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will tuck ask about Wizard of Oz synchronicity?

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>implying biden knows how to use e-mail

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lol true

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WTF, no one announced BOOM TIME !!!!!!

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>late-teen college trap
pics?

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looks pretty based now

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Sounds like the wall was a good idea after all, doesn't it? If democrats really wanted protection against the virus they should have given Trump money for the wall to secure our southern border.

>implying he knows what e-mail is

Because she needs frens user

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Pepperidge Farm remembers safety stand downs.

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>when shills try to bake a bernie sanders general and you sneak in the first post

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He should grow that beard long and proud now.

I don't think you wanna see...I mean, it wasn't as terrifying as some of the traps posted by the degenerates in these breads, but it was definitely depressing as fuck

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based and greatGIFpilled

unironically though, joe biden was born in 1942. SMTP wasn't invented until 1981 and wasn't widely used in its modern form until later. he was unironically probably in his 50s by the time he first heard of it

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hey, you renamed it this time. good job frien

>literally getting paid FAANG wages to stay home and NEET it up
THANK YOU, CORONA-CHAN!
WE LOVE YOU, CORONA-CHAN!

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kek

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I got digits btw kek

Ya, I didn't see those guys, I'm retarded.

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>opinion only applies because the state used information on tax forms, which happened to be same as the information on an I-9
What's REALLY infuriating is that the states still probably can't use the information submitted on I-9s as evidence of fraud. How this was a 5-4 opinion is beyond me.

wtf am I looking at?

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whos that guy on after maulry who screams a lot? he looks like him now.

>Aaaaaand /ptg/ posts drop to graveyard shift speed as multiple anons are fapping boss level nightmare mode fists of fury.

You're looking @ a Katherine, most likely formerly a Kyle