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Why the fuck do they just have a stack of 3m masks in the back wtf is going on?
YOU CANT HAVE THOSE MASK,
GREAT PODUIM ACTION BEST STREAM I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE.
My guess:
"Look! We have respirators for our health workers! Keep us in power! We're doing our jobs! nothing to worry about! Stocks pls pls pls pls go up tomorrow!"
What they're trying to pull couldn't be any more transparent.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why the fuck do they have huge piles of masks
>Why the fuck do they just have a stack of 3m masks in the back wtf is going on?
As you can see, we have numerous porous paper masks. Everything is under control. The risk of coronavirus is low. Wash your hands and cough into your elbow.
well this is it, slick!
3M stock must be doing great
those 3m masks stop .3 micron, the virus is .015
so they're worthless for stopping covid19
get fucked
ah, alright then!
WHAT THE FUCK THERES MORE
"we recommend people don't wear masks if they are healthy"
OH SHIT THE CAMERA MOVES I FEEL IT
THE HAPPENING IS ABOUT TO BEGIN
THIS IS SO FUCKING INTENSE MY ASSHOLE IS FLARING UP
masks don't do much of anything to protect you from getting the virus, people wear masks so they don't spread the virus further
This is ominous as fuck
you're right
but people are wearing them for prevention
which is why it is funny because their eyes and ears are exposed
>HAPPENING
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THEY ARE ABOUT TO TELL US WE ARE FUCKED AND GET IN A BUNKER.
"LITERALLY FUCK YOU JUST WE ARE GOING UNDERGROUND GOOD LUCK FAGGOTS.
did i miss it wtf
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
WTFAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH
Trump announced days ago that gov works with 3M to produce millions more masks
coof
coronaviruses latch onto particles like dust and sneeze droplets in the air; they don’t just float around freely you dumb memeflaggot.
MAYBE, THIS WAS ALL FUCKING PLANED AND THEY ARE GOING IN A BUNKER. SOME COMPSIARCY SHIT
I DONT KNOW
The fuck is this, looks like a third world price is right
>tfw the world doesn't end on 3/5/20 like pol said it would
>We should just pile a bunch of 3M boxes and masks to show the public that we are prepared for this.
Jesus fucking christ are people really stupid enough to buy this nonsense?
They had the surgeon nigger general on tv earlier with a fucking earpiece in too, like the fucking surgeon general needs to have explained to him what to say.
Its fucking over.
Shutting down Seattle. Large trucks have already blocked off I-5. Gonna make a run for it
Is this being sponsored by a sand paper company?
WTF is going on? Is this the start of the real happening?
Free China! Citizens rights world wide.
>Prepping with Pence
Did you see that epside of Steve Bannon's show on YT where he had one of the last mask manufacturers who started literally crying over the severity of the problem since China makes all the masks?
Actually not so much
post your mask face
>Thanks to my constant drive to bring manufacturing to the US, we are proud to announce 3M will now be producing enough to supply the entire world
God bless Trump
A corona just drove a truck bye my house.
>The risk of coronavirus is low. Wash your hands and cough into your elbow.
this is true though. if you're now a boomer chink your chance of dying is very low.
Here comes the puppet show
Oh man this is worse than North Korea propaganda
I'll bet all my money those are the only available masks in the entire state
seattle is dead lol
it just started, get in here.
ITS STARTING
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*if you're not
Oh good,
Government is going to lie about how this is a nothing burger, then act in the opposite manner by giving out masks.
Fuck them. Just tell the truth you political lying assholes. I'll never vote again they're all assholes
CATCH CORONA MFrs
anons I just sneezed it's happening!
why the fuck did they unbox the masks and leave them sitting out? That's not sanitary.
did CNN just suggest all blacks are felons?
they aren't?
a sneeze just flew over my house
hey guise whats goin on in this thread
SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
THIS WILL BE BIG
REAL BIG
hmm,
all your masks are belong to us
why is this important?
Are you retarded s oyboy? That's just people having fun with gets.
Why are these people so ugly?
>If you sand off your skin, there is no skin to get infected on.
These niggas SMERT.
CEO OF BASED
They wrote the headline in such a way that they can deflect and say "you thought it, not us"
Why are they standing so close together? Are they trying to infect each other?
theyre gonna do acapella
>Masks don't work gois!
>Don't wear the masks!
*Huge stacks of masks behind them*
>Our medical professionals finally have masks!
I have no idea. Think they are about to tell us we are dead and go in a bunker personally
who is the short woman in black on the right?
Look at us we have ample medical supplies
Ah-ah-ah-ACHOO!!!
You would be too if you spent your entire life in a fucking lab smelling petrie dishes
Because it's a bunch of mid level politicians and managers of an emergency operations center. This is their super bowl - to stand behind Pence and look pretty in front of a bunch of emergency supplies. Bunch of puppets and useless government teet sucking charlatans
Same here user.
It's Washington
kek
>Flatulence count:
15
Not sure if the last squeak was a legitimate poot. Can someone advise?
Its all just political theater user.
Like it always is.
the blonde with the camera
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
pence is sick. not coming on camera
to make it look like they are doing something when this whole fucking thing has been bungled since day 1
more deadly than a school shooting
Thanks user. Keep us posted. Brapometer is holding steady, but a large spike could set it off...
HOLY FUCK IT DIS GONNA BE BIG
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>legitimate poot
sounds like a great name for a Yas Forums themed rock band
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2 minute warning!
Get your shit together!
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Why don't they wear masks? Many of those idiots visit infected areas and interact with doctors. They should learn from Chinese, look at these fuckers sporting masks around Xi, no faggot can coof on each other or the leader.
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kek
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So are they gonna force everyone to quarantine at home or is this more nothing? I'm assuming nothing.
It's time
Some of you guys are alright *sniffles* don't go to public tomorrow *coughs in sleeve*
lol I used some N95s for bodywork the other day. They can’t even stop rust/bondo dust.
Might as well breath through a vacuum bag.
thats a training exercise newfag
We've seen it a thousand times, it gets posted every day. It's a training exercise.
PENCE IS GOING TO DO A MASK GIVEAWAY
ELBOW TOUCHES
Means shit is real
this is the chat
Yeah, I been practicing my fishnet evasion tactics ever since.
I"M COOFING!!!
AGGGHHHH CHOOOO!
they are probably just showcasing supplies, but if everything was fine why are thy doing this.
>everythings fine goy, theres enough supplies for everyone
lmao you happening faggots are so desperate