Brit/pol/ - Manhands fancies me edition

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Literally all of you are low class rejects that trip over each other like the desperate autists that you are.

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my ballbag fucking stinks

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also monster munch

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David Lammy is a nigger

lmao you envy me???

But what are you?

Will you add your signature?

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Has anything interesting ever happened in eddies streams? Whenever I've taken a look he's just sat there looking sad as he plays some shitty game.

Shocker.

see

He apparently started crying once

his ballbag fucking stinks though

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post your smelly ballsack you filthy tranny

all of your ballsacks are mine

that is correct

but mine stinks more than all of theirs put together?

really weird but as soon as i read this post lil peep sang the word "balls" haha

screencaps of his face with a quivering upper lip?

Based but we should make one to ban CAPCHA and all sign this petition too


petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

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because his ballbag stinks and hes not ashamed

Beer gives me a bad stomach, I've just had one can tonight and its having an effect, thought the times before were just because I drank too much

Willy

Husseins

im unironically listening to this shit rn cause that last zoot sent me wrong way

Brad Paisley - One Beer Can is a good song
youtube.com/watch?v=aoCY2lz5vDQ

lavender scented scrote

Nadiya

How hard would it be to move out to the scottish islands? If this pandemic fizzles out, i want to go somewhere remote.

what was that noughts and crosses like?

did they address the plothole of how low iq blacks managed to colonise whites?

BREAKING: Boros Johnsin very nervous, Sweaty disgusting in Sky intervew. Coronivairs is bad for Ukay and kill lotsa poeple

In otha newz Priter Pateal beats stupid uselss civbil sermants to bloddy pulps

When things get serious, they will shoot any coofers sailing to their islands

BIG

SMELLY

BALLBAG

Kick it out lad.

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Hey Manhands, just to be clear how old are you again?

If you find any bangers drop them here, i'll vibe
coming down from Elvanse and smoking weed

she got adhd

also transformasnacks

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Do you want the real answer or what
I still remember I said I was tempted to say 25/6 next time.

I prefer whiskey, dry gin, or red wine these days. Lager and ale bloats me out and sends me to sleep if I'm not drinking it fast enough. Also have worse recovery from lighter booze.

Yes I do, be honest now.

You are a confirmed liar.

your ballsack is withered but fragrant

You sound suspicious

Uhhhh ah uhh
*looks into webcam*
Uhhh hmmm aha mmmm
*covers mouth*
Mmmmhhhuhuhuh Mhmmmuhuh
*hides under desk*
Mhhhahahack ack ack ack aaaaaaaah

where are they?

just some shitty youtube mix

Is it really true that your ballsack is withered but fragrant, just that there's a rumour going around.

You sound like you know the game is up.

this lad knows

manhands is trying to groom me wtf help lads

You sound like you're fishing in an autistic manner I deem wise to stay away from :)

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stop washing your balls

are u going to make a collage again u obessed paedo

none of you have any smell on your balls

I'm also questioning if you are the same Manhands from last week, your unique id doesn't match up.

lmao probably tomorrow when ur mood changes again

that's because you were looking at the people larping as me and you actually believed them or something

describe your ballbag smells

you can't

For God's sake he's been stringing all of you along all night

he's actually fucking fallen asleep on me the lightweight little bitch

>3 posts by this id
>only 1 with the impersonation

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hi bongs

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