So if you get Coronavirus, and all the Hospitals are shut down and you CAN NOT get treatment...

So if you get Coronavirus, and all the Hospitals are shut down and you CAN NOT get treatment, what's the best way to treat yourself? I know this is the smartest board and one of you knows...

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>best way to treat yo self
Manicure and spaaa dayy!!!

take a shotgun, put it in your mouth, then pull the trigger. better than dying of slowly suffocating in your own blood and mucus filled lungs

eat lead

Wasn't alcohol and high heat supposed to help?

Shower beer?

High dosed vitamin c Infusion. Breathing machine vitamin d. Malaria and hiv meds.

so it kills you guaranteed?

You might as well pray or butt chug Emergen-C.
Either method will probably be equally effective.

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>Wasn't alcohol and high heat supposed to help?
Ohh I remember someone posting this. And inducing Diarrhea because the virus tries to actually NOT give you diarrhea because it lives in your gut and if you shit yourself constantly it helps rid it.

faggot

if you have it bad and cant get into an iron lung at the hospital then you die. the hospital near me has like 10 iron lung machines total so once it gets bad then everyone is dead

I had a 100.7 fever last night
Puked my guts out and tore something in my stomach muscles
Lots of Gatorade and some oj and some percs. I’ll be feeling decent in about 45 min

It's called a hot toddy..

Get cup
Half fill hot water
Add whiskey, some lemon juice, clove.
Drink up wait n for death/recovery

Hospitals can't treat you anyway, it's viral pneumonia.
7up, chicken stew and sleep is better than what you'll get from a hospital anyway.
Only way they can do something more for you is if you have a trash body and your lung collapses.

And putting yourself in a dry sauna or otherwise getting as hot as possible because the virus does not induce a fever meaning it hates heat.

>tfw 20 y/o

this time period is shit

Just go outside and infect as many people as posible.

Brb, investing in Taco Bell stock

Mucinex and Vitamin C. Don’t take anything to stop your coughing. You want to expel the fluids, so you need something to help loosen it.

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But the virus loves moisture that's why it must be a DRY sauna. Or a very hot heat blanket or anything very hot and dry.

go innawoods if you really wanna live. and get at least 1 month of food in cans. in wuhan they havent had food in supermarkets in over a month now. most people are getting 1-2 weeks of food if they even take it seriously. they will die. and get water filters

Take incredible amounts of Vitamin C, Vitamin D.
Also, take at least one clove of raw garlic daily, and do 72 hour fasts.
Bonus points for a keto diet.

Suck as many dicks as you can. Semen is the antidote.

Best solution is to get it now while your country can still help you

you'll run out of supplies if you do that way before it goes away

Vitamin c enemas. Goes right to the blood stream. Kills any virus

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Wim Hof breathing method is DIY oxygen therapy.

i hear 9mm works pretty well

Get a blue moon and orange slice, you'll need that Vit C

have guns so you can acquire more supplies

What about soaking in a hot tub or just regular tub w super hot water?

im in new york its over for me

It's just fli bros don't worry bout it.
Take lemsip and chill out watch a few Friends episodes back to back.
It only kills old people and fags with low immune systems from eating too much ass.

Flu*

Yeah that should be fine if you aren't breathing in a lot of moisture imo

He said 20 y/o. Us young‘ns are not super boomers with infinite pockets.

At best I can afford one N95 respirator, use my old pool goggles, and eat my two days of mini fridge food before I begin to starve. Full time student and also work on campus but I have bills to pay. Not able to sock away less than a hundred a month in savings.

Fuck this gay planet and fuck the fucking Jews.

yea RIP. a gang of niggers would just come and take your food if you stocked up anyways

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Middle of Utah here it’s dry as fuck right now so yeah low moisture in the air for sure

avloclor. It's an antimalarial. China had a lot of reports of success to the point they have initiated a clinical trial. It's one of a number of drugs under clinical trial but its available with/without prescription in the west.
If you need a prescription tell them you're going to Dominicon Republic, not any other countries including africa as the malaria there has evolved immunity. Its about £30 for 180 tablets. I've got some for my mother who is 70 and smokes. Godspeed comrades.

Thirties , cabinet maker and also full time student with a wife and two wonderful boys
I’ve had several cohens as professors so far
Just gotta weed through their jew bullshit also they’re easily flattered with flowery words and platitudes and shit

I have several liters of Quinine Tonic-water,
a week's worth of methylprednisilone, and other corticosterioids, a year's worth of albuterol, 1000x500mg vit-C pills, 3months worth of Ephedrine & Guaifenesin in the form of bronchaid (get it behind the counter), I have 12 pints of hydrogen peroxide which I water down and rinse through my sinuses daily. I have 100x500mg Amoxicillin pills which won't effect the virus directly, but will treat the pneumococcus that rides along with it.
I have drinking alcohol, I have 100,000 calories of protein powder, and a rifle if all else fails.

What am i missing?

Lots and lots of vitamin C. But that's something only the top 1% can do. But what you can do, is buy a bible and start praying that the vaccine releases before the demand outweighs the supply. You think empty shelves at your local super is bad? you haven't seen anything yet.

Little known secret

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there are reports corticosteroids makes it worse

Fuck off kike

Mucinex, cough out all the shit in your lungs so you don't drown in your own mucus.

My id is gey mien
Wtf

>avloclor
chloroquine phosphate

just sitting up in bed has a huge statistical effect on survival rates

Get a gardenhoose, attach it to a bike pump (ya know these things to pump up bicycyle wheels) lube it up, intubate yourself, keep pumpin for your life

that is the badger yes

Leaf/10 post

they wouldn't let me have one anyway, I'm a white guy

but seriously, im doing everything I can over here and my fucking roomate wants to vacation to california for sprink break... damn normies have no concept

BUY A SHOTGUN

Try high speed high impact prostate massage

Yea... I have read conflicting reports.
I'll try to stay off it as long as possible, but I have asthma, so If it gets to that point I'll have no choice but to take it and go to the ER

Spring break wtf They dont call it off????!? that will be perfect for community spread kek

Probably just feel sick and get better like you do with the flu

yeah I see it as a last resort type thing. If confirmed infected, hospitalized with pneumonia and outlook isn't improving then take it at the dosage suggested on the packaging
maybe there will be a vaccine soon enough

This but fill the shell with a mixture of vitamin C and D capsules.

>iron lung
It's corona, not polio. Fucking boomer.

HOURLY HIGH DOSE VITAMIN C ENEMAS. YOU WANT AT LEAST 1KG/MG OF BODYWEIGHT PER DAY. CAP THIS.

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