/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1627

yup , a handful of northen hospitals are collapsed by the ammount of cases

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seattlefag here. still alive and NEETing it up. have a whole house to myself so no risk of normies giving me the gift. getting my groceries delivered now so that's pretty nice. I'm going to make it bros

Two neighbors, both drive school buses. Both know chink kids came back from China over holidays, school did ZERO to stop it...one is now hacking like she's about to drop over but going to work LOLOLOL driving a school bus), the other is dropped over and can't even work. 10/10 they have it. Got the scoop from about 15 feet away over balcony...I have been in serious social isolation for two weeks. I KNEW IT! The superspreader chink kids--oops. My state has been lying it's ass off for about a month and a half. Stood right there and said--yeah two but in isolation at home-when at that very moment they were in ICU on breathing--and I still cannot find out if they died. Source went silent.

Hopefully not shitting the bread--otherone said FUCK OFF I'M FULL.

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One more official statement made by someone with a retarded name and the simulation is officially running low on memory.

WHO DIED TODAY ???

youtube.com/watch?v=lahbuvqpGSQ&feature=emb_logo&fbclid=IwAR132y3f4grIt8LecNEsL6ppCARofrrrEDiJyEQ01iX0VtbZCLrSTfmUIdY

How will you feel when your area becomes the first of many cataclysms to come?

Big if true. How likely is it that all this “vaccine by 2021” stuff is all a lie to prevent panic?

>French lawmaker tests positive

How ironic... an advocate of open borders being killed by open borders.

>tfw corona chan kills your entire town and family

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Where can you download bulk hentai? Get on chrome browser and download the pixiv downloader, then go onto pixiv and mass download every hentai directly from the artist! Get your hentai now before it is too late!

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Why you chuckleheads get a hobby, and stop worrying about a fucking cold? Drama queens all of you.

Hope you're putting those groceries thru a comprehensive disinfection routine

>califag
what's you're goal being a name fag and posting in every thread?

Could whoever bakes next bread use my OC please?

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Is it safe to order from Aliexpress?

BREAKING:
Live footage from the inside of your p100 mask filter

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Its the ICU units that count not hospital beds

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Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>South Korea, 6.088 cases - 42 FATALITIES;
Italy, 3.858 cases - 148 FATALITIES;
>Iran, 3.513 cases - 108 FATALITIES;
Japan, 1.046 cases - 12 FATALITIES;
>France, 423 cases - 7 FATALITIES;
Germany, 400 cases;
>Spain, 246 cases (-2 in Galiza) - 3 FATALITIES;
United States, 207 cases - 12 FATALITIES;
>Singapore, 117 cases;
United Kingdom, 116 cases - 1 FATALITY;
>Sweden, 90 cases;
The Netherlands, 82 cases;
>Switzerland, 80 cases - 1 FATALITY;
Norway, 72 cases;
>Australia, 60 cases - 2 FATALITIES;
Koweit, 58 cases;
>Malaysia, 55 cases;
Belgium, 50 cases;
>...
Portugal, 11 cases (+2 in Galiza)

85 infected countries.

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India's royally fucked.

NOTHINGBURGER.TODAY

>statistics
>latest developments
>video archive
>preparation guides
>survival guides
>important news
>..and more!

UPDATES:
>added 97 new videos, mostly from Iran
>added country tags to videos, hopefully no mistakes
>new videos now come with source (twitter id in filename), if applicable
>migrated files to a better server (for your wgetting)
>news updated (thanks Argentinabro)

Visit nothingburger.today/

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Should I travel to the US this March? I really wanted to go, but now..

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Reminder to ignore the newfag poortuguese faggot

US is at 221 cases.

>borders
how's your wall going?

Gonna catch it from delivery guy

what tunes should i be listening to for this apocalypse? i was going with STALKER ost.

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100 percent. there will never be a vaccine

I'm sick of work I just wanna stay home and eat beans rice all day already

>pastanigger outbreak getting worse every day
I am getting slightly worried.

Guys santa clara county is looking janked right about now, Theres a lot of asians here, including a lot of viets. How fucked am I?

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You're going to have to paste a sexy anime girl on there if you want anybody to notice.

Exactly. Now they're all of a sudden going to come up with one in 18 months? Bullshit.

>Right, now, the outbreak in Iran appears to have its epicenter a city called COOM. Now, apparently, religious services in COOM are still ongoing. That's very disturbing indeed.

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>Portugal 4.2 last one.

It can't be real...

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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There is this unmissable event that I am invited to in London in two weeks - is it safe to go or should I just not go?

Easy.
>approximately 20% of cases are severe and require ICU
Once your country ran out of free ICU beds 1/5 of infected will die.
Do i really need to explain further?

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All eyes are on the International Deaths to Thread Ratiot!

Current Happening Level: Why Didn't You Listen

Will we escalate tomorrow??

If we hit 1 its officially happening.

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How comes countries that border China, like Mongolia, Laos or Best Korea, have zero cases so far? Also apparently all of Vietnam's cases have recovered and there weren't any new ones
pic unrelated

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Because I felt it was needed, allows people to track me easier, and I'm also getting sick so who knows what's gonna happen.

more infected aint bad go for it

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I already cancelled my business trip to California next month. You can't pay me to step foot in a plane right now

it totally is.

ITT: bunch of random tards circle jerking.

Southern New Hampshire user here again 4th time. I possibly am developing coronavirus symptoms and I’ve legit been all around the state and massachusetts. Including working in an elementary school. If I have this then I’ve spread it to hundreds.

Microbiologist for CDC for 9 years, 4 years experience in BSL-3 labs. Here’s what I know: up until recently, virus isolation in cell culture has been nearly impossible. The current form of COVID-19 grows only within a narrow pH range; ideally 7.38-7.42, or within the range in normal human blood. Those with abnormal blood pH may have an advantage; scientists in close proximity to the virus (BSL-3) have dosed aspirin post-exposure for acidotic blood. Significant virus mutation is a real concern; next week CDC is to restrict containment to BSL-4 labs; 2 incidents in particular have proven COVID-19 poses significant risk of aerosol transmitted laboratory infections. Please trust me you do NOT want to catch this, we’ve never seen anything like this. Masks ARE necessary, do not let anyone tell you otherwise.

>"What were mild, severe and critical? We think of “mild” as like a minor cold. No. “Mild” was a positive test, fever, cough — maybe even pneumonia, but not needing oxygen. “Severe” was breathing rate up and oxygen saturation down, so needing oxygen or a ventilator. “Critical” was respiratory failure or multi-organ failure. So saying 80 percent of all cases are mild doesn’t mean what we thought. I’m Canadian. This is the Wayne Gretzky of viruses — people didn’t think it was big enough or fast enough to have the impact it does."

>cn.nytimes.com/health/20200305/coronavirus-china-aylward/dual/

WHO has been blatantly lying about the seriousness of this illness.
>80% mild
>13% severe
>6% critical
Now we think mild is like a cold or flu. And severe as bedridden and critical as needing a hospital. Not true.
>Mild means you can get over it without needing a bed and ventilator in the ICU. You can have a "mild" case and have pneumonia that takes months to recover from
>Severe means you NEED a ventilator because your oxygen saturation was down. If you don't get ICU hospital bed with ventilator you die
>Critical meant respiratory and organ failure

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you can but dont take the subway

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All of the world is completely unprepared to the worst case scenario so don't feel too bad.

russian doomer playlists
fallout 1/2 OST
80s metal for mad max feeling

Managed to find two big bottles of rubbing alcohol at the dollar store. They were the last ones and the rest were tiny bottles.

>India

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CORONA-CHAN RAPE ME!!

G-guys

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>closing the borders does not work

kek

GERMAN top level virologist:

>278.000
278.000
>278.000
278.000

"278.000 Corona-Todesopfern zu rechnen"
"we expect 278.000 Coronavirus direct fatalities"

F

welt.de/vermischtes/live205334991/Coronavirus-In-Italien-sterben-innerhalb-eines-Tages-41-Infizierte.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=nq_SpRBXRmE

>coom
IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>NEW: Officials in Sunnyvale, California, say a 72-year-old person has died despite officers performing CPR. It was later learned that this person had been on a cruise ship with 2 people suspected of having coronavirus. No further details yet.

California is going to get assfucked in the next few days.

fox40.com/news/local-news/san-joaquin-delta-college-says-student-came-in-contact-with-covid-19-patient/

I live in Lodi, CA. Coronavirus is quickly making its way into the interior of California. There was a big scare at Delta College, the community college I used to go to. And there was that death in Fairfield. This is creeping fast, and it will probably come to Lodi and Stockton sooner than later.

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>getting my groceries delivered now
Idiot.

Unless you are disinfecting EVERYTHING from the boxes, bags and cans--you are fucked. Grocery store pickers are the poorest paid with zero sick days. EVERY can, every fucking thing that someone else touched can give you the wuflu.

Enjoy your AIDS.

I don't even get the mail without a spray bottle and tongs. I don't open ANYTHING unless it's been sprayed set in the sun and sprayed again.

Not great. It'll be ironic when our politicians start dying too.

Gentlemen, this is the real deal

The big one

I hope that you have prepared for it

I hope that we all make it through

Goodluck

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Good choice
After that I'd suggest this
youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

I can't see how it'd be worse than where you are

Pics/proof so we know we can trust you.

Is there anything else we should know?

yes on the russian doomer and fallout music.

it's been in a state of emergency for over a month, your fault you didn't head the warnings

Nice knowing ya, user.

Do they kiss and lick in The COOM shrines, tho?

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Theres going to be a demonstration on 3/13 in front of the Bill gates building in Seattle about the virus
you heard it here first

What like Chad Wolf?
The acting Secretary of Homeland Security

>tfw when you will never have such a based name

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Bets on which continent makes the most crazy Corona strain?

I'm going with Africa, as it's an easy one with all the HIV and whatnot.

Anyone have the pic and link to the site comparing the amount of tests each country has performed?

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Based on current trends, what are the predictions for 2 weeks from now? What about the start of April? Pretty serious matter for my current circumstances, I think someone had a chart.

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I'm gonna need you to come to my office and explain all the nigger penis you've been eating. Nothing personal, corporate just wants a word with you.

Scay.
I hope you're not saying the truth, but I know you probably are.

ima go watch downfall again before i die

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Will this do?

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>german megalomania again
kek

South America. Bat population

world total? or just Germoney?

>6% fatality rate in the US
wtf I love universal healthcare now

I'M A QOOOOOMMMMMER

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Mfw

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South America because of antigenic shift with the coronaviruses in their bats

That is how it does the young and strong, they have stronger immune systems and they are more likely to have severe and sudden cytokine storms that cause them to drop over..plus the blood brain thing.

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>implying meming a deadly plague into existence isn't a hobby

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baltimoresun.com/coronavirus/bs-hs-coronavirus-wrap-up-20200306-ipbh7t5r4zhxpidx3kgeiq3seu-story.html

>allows people to track me
are you someone important or special, a coronavirus insider?

>i'm a califag too, but I don't need to broadcast it every thread

youtube.com/watch?v=gYkACVDFmeg

>combating a pandemic
>by organising a mass gathering

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“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.”

Fugg, I've been here since the first general thread. I guess this would be a good opportunity to live Stalker IRL.

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youtube.com/watch?v=YFj3MsCPEcg

Pathetic.

F

only for Germany

They are actually in competition with niggers to be the most stupid subhumans on earth

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Without a full shut it down if you've got clusters and community spread, exponential like South Korea.

Do it. Score you some big booty bitches whiles your here.

I've been waiting for this

Baker here, I already have it queued up as the next image, don't worry.

The San Joaquin Valley is going to get rekt.

My parents aren't taking this seriously enough. They have plenty of masks, but don't wanna start using them yet. What the fuck is the point, then?

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Australian PM is having a live conference rn

>That bandit Cheeki Breeki polka

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Israel started working on one 3 years ago.

Impossibru 7.40 pH +/- 0.02

I don't really care dude, use it to filter me out if you're bothered.

Didn't Mike Pence say this falls under a national health emergency and the government will cover testing costs? That's why their criteria for who gets tested is so strick

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It's getting quite troublesome to get it recognized as a deadly plague tho

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Not quite, so called mild cases apparently will require bed too, so it's still pretty relevant. See >Portugal
Like, WTF.

yeah. wish we could be rid of both forever.

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Just wash your hands and cover your cough. It's just that easy to wipe out any epidemic.

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yes.
I would suggest Los Angeles or New York City

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Is 50% rubbing alcohol worthless?
Sounds strong enough...

>despite officers performing CPR
More first responders in quarantine.

I recommend people see this.
I wonder how this videos from Iran never make it to MSM.

I will never get tired of posting this

forbes.com/sites/victoriaforster/2020/03/03/there-is-a-drug-already-used-in-japan-which-may-treat-covid-19-says-new-study/

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I'm so fucked then..

Why would you watch/read hentai when you'll only get hooked and want to kys yourself once all of Japan is too sick to produce more of it?

dude, we can do a 3ww together if we two survive this and this time we will be on the same site

stay healthy

BTW lest anyone think in Commie China that healthcare is free--think again. They have a system like India-the people have to pay BEFORE they are let in.

>mortality rate in actual countries is less than 0,1%
oh no we are all going to die
i seriously hope you guys dont act like this

They're

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Hospitals overwhelmed. Regular sick people cant get treated. Panic shuts down work and empties stores. Frontline health workers and military get sick, police to. Global supply lines shut down. Fragile financial system bursts, the pretense of wealth causing people to feel invested in the status who gone. ETB can’t be funded. Welfare people riot and rob. Normal folks form militias. Etc etc you can see where it leads.

The white WHO guy literally said that. Mild means pneumonia while severe means requires ICU or death.

Yes

>1. Country doesn't test
>2. People start dying
>3. Country starts testing, 10 a day
>4. More people dying
>5. Country starts mass testing, realizing they're fucked
>6. Hospitals overwhelmed
>7. No hospitals, people dying in their homes
>8. Niggers rioting and looting
9.Export,travel stops,working totally stop
10.food shortage,distraction of 'probably'infected food,more looting by hungry people
11.states/parts of countries full quarantined
12.army laws is a reality
13.media/social media break down by goverment/internet.power failures in larger areas
and so own

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>Iranians

Remember you all: These are the smart moslems.

Vice President Pence and Washington state governor give updates on coronavirus

youtube.com/watch?v=VtcrJQ7q1H8

Can we just skip ahead to step #8?

I need to rotate my ammo stock

At least you have masks to use. I have three N95 and a box of surgical masks coated with antiviral shit.
I am thinking of using one tomorrow to scare people at the super market.

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Just wait till the ratio is over 1,000. 2M dead.

A bunch of illegal immigrants in San Joaquin county. A bunch of Chinese and Vietnamese in Stockton.

I work at the movie theater. Coronavirus has scared off the customers, and did things like delay James Bond until Thanksgiving. I'm not getting too many hours because of this. And now I'm seriously thinking of quitting because of Coronavirus scare.

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corona.kpwashingtonresearch.org/
They are already recruiting for first phase human trials is Washington. Meaning they have had success in animals.

Look at this stock market faggot on suicidewatch and crying, he wants the pandemic to spread to save his jew market.

twitter.com/PndmcSrvvrsUSA/status/1235724477356331008

tfw sore itchy/sore throat for 3 days and dry coof

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I wonder how is Wuhan doing. Haven't heard any news from there for a while.

Why are Italians dying faster than Chinks? I thought Corona-chan preferred asians?

Go, smoke that weed you’ve been dying to try, go die in a ditch and don’t bring the virus back with you

>meme magic strikes again
Oh boy, guess I better strap on

Praise Kek I guess

Nothingburger. Wake me up when 100 white westerners have died.

FUCK I WAS BORN IN SUNNYVALE AND LIVE 15 MIN AWAY
>t. san jose faggot

People literally make bathtub cheese and sell tamales door to door in the valley. It's going to spread so fast

So how right was the user who warned us two months ago lads?

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Did they confirm the second Montreal case?

Argentina 2 cases.

Well Yas Forums I have to admit that this has gotten farther than I thought. Didn't expect to hear about it in real life

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>nothingburger.today/
nice work pol/.be safe

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I took every single measure I could possibly take to stay safe. And now since the last 4 days, my throat has been getting more and more sore.
Its Corona-Chan isnt it? Farewell boys, I will not be joining the post-apocalyptic fun

It's too blurred on the thumbnail
Nice enlarged though

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With china it's hard to know, but I'll see if I can find some wuhan cameras that're working

WEW
the head of the medic/scientific coronavirus team for Belgium said that in the worst case scenario, using the data of Hubei
>Over a period of 9 weeks, we arrive at 13,000 cases with 2,500 requiring hospitalization. A few hundred people would die, which is comparable to a seasonal flu
he said this in response to another doctor who talked about 850k infected and 50k dead
sauce
>lalibre.be/planete/sante/des-calculs-trop-rapides-exageres-et-anxiogenes-sans-raison-des-experts-relativisent-le-scenario-catastrophe-de-philippe-devos-5e5df77ad8ad58685c5caa03

he was a really observant larper as far as i'm concerned

China is underreporting deaths

Feels good being a shut in NEET with nearly 4 months of food. My last interaction with a human was two months ago

>he thinks the CCP were being honest

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>namefagging
>tripfagging
Idunno where you were born but that is extremely impolite on Yas Forums.

based

at 5:46--the soon to be CA border.

lol wtf

that makes less sense than the american one

Seriously user Vitamin C they are using it as part of the treatment protocol in China
orthomolecular.org/resources/omns/index.shtml
read the articles, read the studies they reference, and maybe increase your chance of survival

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229

The mild cases will not die and don't require oxygen therapy, its the 8% of cases that are serious that you need to care about and those need ventilators etc...
We already doubled our bed capacity by the way.

Does anyone have a link or pic to a list of necessary supplies in the event of supply chain breakdown?
>Does anyone have a link or pic to a list of necessary supplies in the event of supply chain breakdown?
Does anyone have a link or pic to a list of necessary supplies in the event of supply chain breakdown?
>Does anyone have a link or pic to a list of necessary supplies in the event of supply chain breakdown?
Does anyone have a link or pic to a list of necessary supplies in the event of supply chain breakdown?
>Does anyone have a link or pic to a list of necessary supplies in the event of supply chain breakdown?

Thinking rice, pasta etc.

>insults everyone
>blog posts
Fuck off retard nobody cares about your LARP

do it. i want to wear my israeli gas mask around with a cbrn suit.

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>Corona chan wants YOU

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Right I know this is serious, and I shouldn't laugh.. but Dick Pound? DICK POUND? his parents must've hated him

Wait two weeks bro
(unironically!)

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8877 oh I'm cooming for the coofers

That meme magic at work again.

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There is a lifetime's worth of hentai out there.

>be me
>go to the closest shop to buy a bag of chips and a coke
>it's a chinese shop
>ok, I'm not gonna be a racist
>pick my stuff and aproach the cashier to pay
>young chinese girl coofing like crazy
>hold my breath, show her what I was gonna buy and trow the money on the counter
>litteraly run away
>find the nearest sink and clean my hands like crazy
>procceed to eat what I bought

How fucked am I?

the spanish flu was estimated to have infected 1/3 of the world population. 500M infected. but the world population was only 1.6B at the time.

the world population is 7.7B now. one third of the world infected would be
2.5B infected

the spanish flu killed ~50 million or about 3.1% or the world population.

if corona chan kills 3.1% of the population the total death toll will be 240M people dead.

>240M people dead
>240M people dead
>240M people dead
>240M people dead

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Name ypur state and county faggot

Imaging all the unreported deaths in North Korea, holy shit.

Looking at Georgian news, I think it's a close call for all that area of the world desu

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MK ultra is big now. There’s a 15% shadow population of mind controlled pedos. I wonder if they all get access to the underground base

>Haven't left the house in months because NEET life.
>Several siblings that attend 3 different schools that still have to attend.

It's not fair...

>WHO has been blatantly lying about the seriousness of this illness.
How so? Because you have only looked at the tables on third party sources and never checked WHO's own documents? They were transparent about what "mild", "severe", and "critical" stand for since the start.

Pence doesn't look good

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So glad my industry is not being affected. People are just buying more cannabis because they think there's going to be shortage.

opposition party in iran official number are over 1500 dead

I got like 40 people with corona in my town of 250k. Well shit :[
get vitamine c tablets and do your best to stay alive,

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Mfw

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IIRC, SARS or Ebola vaccines hard high success rates in animals but the moment it got to human testing, they all failed and the human subjects died or experienced permanent organ failure.

ive been taking lotsa vitamins C/D/E/b6/12 etc like 5-7x daily recommended since end of january when this shit outbreak in china

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YOU'RE TOO LATE

TWO WEEKS TOO LATE

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First few places in Italy that got infected were hospitals and assisted living facilities.

Their average death age for Corona is 81. The youngest person who has died in Italy was 55, someone with cancer.

India are not even going to notice they have the virus

Nigger what? Maryland? Whose time zone you in to say 2355?

Personally I've been here for four weeks, so might as well.
Find it fucking weird two people finally speak up after god-knows how many threads, back to back.

Hook me up bro
Have not received the activation cue yet
Will keep you posted

Puppets don't get shit. I mean they are promised shit but they will be sacrificed to save the shadow oligarchs.
I don't understand how they don't see that coming a mile away

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>NOOOOOOOOOO WE HAD 9000 SHILL THREADS ABOUT CORONA ON Yas Forums WITH ALL MY CONSPIRACY THEORY FRIENDS THAT MEANS THIS IS FAKE AND ITS A REAL RISK AND HUMANITY IS GONNA DIE AND WW3 APOCAYLPYSE AND MARKET CRASH GONNA HAPPEN MY FRIENDS ON Yas Forums THAT TAKE ANTIPSYCHOTIC MEDICATIONS AND DONT HAVE JOBS TOLD ME SO

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first day in these threads, huh?

this is why the gov will commandeer stadiums and arenas and put the sick in there

everyone should filter you, you ridiculous faggot

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I thought about buying shit like masks and any kind of hand gel before corona got to Italy, yet here we are and I missed my opportunity.
Any other way to get some quick bucks?

Should I travel to Japan this year? I really wanted to go, and now that tickets are going low, well.

Im just sitting on rice and noodles for this nothingburger
you guys trolled me

Haven't interacted with another human that isn't my father in 2 years however he leaves for work. Could get virus that way probably

Should I start growing my own crops now? Bought all of the essentials needed, now just trying to figure out what else to do before/when hell breaks loose.

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D I C K P O U N D

The hypocrisy of these fucking chinks is mindblowing.

When Chinese people were asked to self-quarantine it was "racism against us Chinese!!!"

Now they're on their high horse.

okay this is scaring me, I'm finding cameras in china, but I don't see a single fucking person in any one of them.

Nice for China to only test foreigners and not their own now

How many grams of C? 10g 20g more? If you are sick and your body can make use of it then it will use it.
Titrate up the dose and spread it out over the day every hour or two

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>thinks boosting his immune system will help him fight something he doesn't have immunity to

WA state. Affected families conference.
youtube.com/watch?v=0TG1EOx4PeA&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR14Njq4SgM112fbdjMhJ8pfKHTftUr4by50ftcnLwbI2ztxuc9Id3W5xr4

China is blaming Italy now.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8

Its' not going to come to that when shit gets really crazy everyone on earth is just going to isolate for three weeks.

Should I prep for this??

Today they announced that pneumonia is "mild" as long as you don't need ventilation.
I shit you not.

MY EYES

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I guess it will be way worse :[ . Fuck man, thanks for sources and stay safe and keep your people healthy. I live right on the border and want to get the good belgian waffles from your people in the future

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There are multiple attempts going on and this particular mRNA approach is pretty novel. We shall see.

Lupe Fiasco - Streets on Fire

Are you having a giraffe m8 muttville is the last place you want to be.

kek the name

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#
I want them to get the same human rights we have. Their is no reason to treat your own civilians like a weapon. They are human being with thoughts and feelings. We don't need to treat them like a beast of burden. We should depend on them for our luxury. They should have the freedom to fight for their safety and respect from their government and corporations. This should be a universal thing.

how fucked are we right now? I barely go outside, but is it transmittable after the 2 weeks?
youtube.com/watch?v=nFLTBLA0G4w

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>Should I start growing my own crops now?

I don't see why not. That shit will take time to grow and you'll eat it way faster than you grow it so getting started now would be the safe thing to do.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

God i cant fucking wait...its going to be awesome.

why are there no people............

We in Fresno were expecting for Coronachan to pass us by, but from the looks of things that's not going to happen.

and the week before the miracle drug was chlorquine and the week before that it was remdesevir

Soon they're gonna start asking if were sure the virus didnt originate in Italy.

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yikes when was that taken?

He has been right on most things
> stock market started to crash
> italy fucked
the only thing missing is south america being massively hit.
why can't this shit hit africa instead of south america???

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=72&v=0wj3Y_DERyo&feature=emb_logo

mobile.twitter.com/AndreaWoo/status/1235711466688430080

VANCOUVER BRITISH COLUMBIA COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION

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May as well start one this Spring, you might enjoy it anyway.

me too man, me too.

I made a screenshot and right now I'm writing to your countries public services about your plans you retard. I hope you will rot in jail.

Goldman Sachs CEO disappeared for "emergency heart surgery today"

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>WHO is even now denying asymptomatic spread or dismissing it as rare despite having happened consistently since the very first cluster.
>National CDCs base their protocols on these lies.
>Hospitals follow the CDC's protocols.

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Yall gotta check out this video on the Corona Virus ,Anons
It's really fucking good and underated
youtube.com/watch?v=dbzlUNxLlJ8&feature=youtu.be

And that's the day people will hunt down Changs on the streets

You should have emergency supplies, for any situation.

Why do you think? They fucking died. Those death numbers are as fake as the IQ numbers for China.

I love you corona-chan

It's in Africa

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How spooky

Because Italians don't cover up the deaths

Not as fucked as she will be when the next guy isn't a scared autistic virgin.

>by a population of 83 million, 2 thirds or 56 million must become infected to stop the spread through herd immunity
>278000 will die with a 0.5% deathrate
>a majority of the population has to become infected for herd immunity
he assumes 0.5% deathrate and no reinfection in that source

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businessinsider.com/coronavirus-death-toll-global-gdp-loss-australian-national-university-study-2020-3
BEST CASE SCENARIO 15 MILLION DEAD
>BEST CASE SCENARIO 15 MILLION DEAD
BEST CASE SCENARIO 15 MILLION DEAD
>BEST CASE SCENARIO 15 MILLION DEAD

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But that's what I'm saying, they've said that from the start. It's in the reports, they never lied about that. Journalists just never cared enough to read anything but the numbers and labels.

Best user awards 2020

Imagine if that shit merge with Hanta, Dengue and Zika

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i hope china goes bankrupt from all the impending lawsuits coming their way

Its spread to Brazil and apparently they are doing fuck all to contain it

not that much maybe 7G, desu dont really care if i die, ive being drinking heavily since i got this itchy throat, it helps until i wake up

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>yup , a handful of northen hospitals are collapsed by the ammount of cases
Why not make temporal ones in cruise ships and such? It's not like they will have any customers while it's going on?

>A quality song by Emily Youcis
youtube.com/watch?v=zs3KaY3r5bw

inb4 Abe commits sudoku

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>is airborne
>he's still posting it

That's why I'm scared, the deaths would have to be even higher than I feared...

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Is the ferry to Vanc Island still running?

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North Korea is handling the virus well, if you kill everyone that coofs they can't spread it.

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if you have to ask that, i'd rather you perish in the wasteland. no, you should be an unprepared sheep.

np user, will try to convince/help my family prepare
thank you, and try to stay safe, too

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>earlier threads
>YES HAPPENING
>recent threads
>OH NO

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Yup
But it's a nothingburger...

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>15 million
It will be 300 million. The third world will be largely wiped out as they will be overwhelmed

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My cousin's there. They're saying same shit as last month. Quarantined and ain't got shit to do, bored as fuck.

>Portugal trying to steal Galicia thinking people won't notice
Guess the Brazilians taught you well

"The system has failed them" is just the polite way to avoid saying "they cannot ever care for themselves and need to be institutionalized." So, yes: if you could institutionalize them and give them proper care while keeping them quarantined, you could save them from corona, maybe. But you're never going to do that, because no one individual could accomplish that, so you aren't going to help them. It's sad and awful, but it's not your fault that society was too short-sighted to see where "abolish the institutions and let them fend for themselves!" would end up.

I'm scared, brorinos..

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That's literally how your immune system works. you aren't born immune to stuff.