/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1625

in before gary

Washington State now at 70 cases and 11 deaths.

>scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3052495/coronavirus-far-more-likely-sars-bond-human-cells-scientists-say
>COVID-19 is frankenstein chimera of SARS and HIV/Ebola escaped from a biolap
how much do you wanna bet the chinese governmet released a weaker version into the population to try and help their people build up an immunity before the bad one fucked them?

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>live in low-income housing
>get this leaflet under the door
Scared status: shitless.

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US TEST NUMBER TOTALS?

This isn't being good on my mental health. Sore throat and a dry cough...and now when I squeeze a runny one out on the toilet, the blood is on the tp. Fucking bumgrapes chose a right time to burst.

Umm everyone is looking at the all the cases in certain country. why is no one asking the question why Russia has had like 1 case..

Official Thread Theme

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Italian Sminem will save us all

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bullshit

2weeks

This is not funny anymore
I'm scared
Send help

decades, if not a century or two

why did you coof on corona chan, whats wrong with you!?

I don't want to listen to steve drone on for an hour, can someone just tell me what China is reporting for new case numbers? Single digit for outside of Huebei? Any new developments regarding Wuhan? When are they being forced back to work?

THIS NEW CASE IN ARGENTINA ARRIVED ON THE 1ST OF FEBRUARY
AND HE WASN'T ISOLATED UNTIL THE 3RD OF FEBRUARY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

P-

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Do you guys know why Trump was so chill and calm during last conference? He knows something we don't know.
Friendly reminder that America created Corona-chan to implement NMO (New Mutt Order) and kill or enslave everyone who isn't amerimutt jew or nigger.
Seven billions of non-americans gonna die because amerimutts decided they are superior race.
They were implementing this plan for years.
BigMacs were secretly being dosed with antidotes so now amerimutts are the only immune race.
We should start accepting our ugly overlords.
Are you ready to suck american dick for food and cure?

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Which Strains do you think are already in your country anons?
Which strains do you hope go to which shitholes?
youtube.com/watch?v=yWkRtVq7jcw

Not larping my wife is sick and I feel like I have a sore throat coming on. I was sitting next to a coofer on a plane two weeks ago.

>Portuguese authorities doing literally nothing and just letting it spread
Yes, let's A C C E L E R A T E

It'll be a gradual process. Months I reckon.

Have a fun winter user
keep corona-chan safe for us

Can it happen before I have to go to class on Monday please

Why border not closed yet? I don't get it.

>help their people build up an immunity
Everyone knows there's no lasting immunity to coronaviruses

I tell you what boys, now you brought me in I'm welling up. What you got to realise, we're at 696 cases, i've been a cruise passenger for near enough 20 years, I moved to the harbour, and I've seen Japan, I've seen the Caribbean, and I've seen China, right? This is the first time, the first time that I've ever seen anything like what I've seen this season. This season is just unbelievable pal, and I mean that Robbie. With all due respect Robbie, loved you to bits, loved you to bits, but I tell you something: Deaths, Serious Critical, and all the boys, are putting it on the next level, and it shows in the league table. We're now fifth.. hang on a minute.. we're now fifth place.

I've been through SARS, I've been through Norovirus. I have brung my son up, when he was in school, "oh China, China, South Korea, Italy, China, South Korea, Italy" and I.. I stuck by my guns, I said "listen sunshine, board the boat, do the cruise.. board the boat, do the cruise, we will come through." And all of a sudden my son's turned round and said to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye - and turned round and said to me "Dad, Dad.." Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He's seen players, he's seen class players, like Robbie, l-like.. oh, honest to God..

Now, tell me.. you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance of winning the league Robbie. And listen, th-this is.. I grew up with you Robbie. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot win the league, please..

I'd rather die than watch my toilet paper fall into someone else's hands

It looks like things are not nearly as bad as I was made to believe. Media is not talking about it. Nobody is panicking. looks like another failed happening.

Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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Did you touch it?
The person who deliveder this is a front line volunteer infection worker employed by the state and working out of a regional/district centre.
It will be crawling with bugs. Burn it immediately.
Don't even read it. It will probably infect your mind if you do.

because once everything pays out the death rate is going to be significantly lower than the current 3.5%, as it does for all diseases

Dublin is 100% fucked as some fucktard had it in trinity

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It's ok mate we're gonna make it. Listen i got a plan, i'm gonna hide out in an old castle in Wales when shit hits the fan. You're welcome to join me, just shout "FUCK JANNIES!" when you approach any castles or i might hit you with my longbow.

as soon as a city is locked down the dindus will go looting
so prolly 2 weeks

Official Pol Corona Chan Map
UPDATE!

Yellow - 1 case;
Light Orange - 2 to 9 cases;
Dark Orange - 10 or more cases;
Red - 100 or more cases;
Dark Red - 1.000 or more cases.

MOST AFFECTED COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF CHINA:

>South Korea, 6.088 cases - 42 FATALITIES;
Italy, 3.858 cases - 148 FATALITIES;
>Iran, 3.513 cases - 108 FATALITIES;
Japan, 1.056 cases - 12 FATALITIES;
>France, 423 cases - 7 FATALITIES;
Germany, 400 cases;
>Spain, 246 cases (-2 in Galiza) - 3 FATALITIES;
United States, 199 cases - 12 FATALITIES;
>Singapore, 117 cases;
United Kingdom, 116 cases - 1 FATALITY;
>Sweden, 90 cases;
The Netherlands, 82 cases;
>Switzerland, 80 cases - 1 FATALITY;
Norway, 72 cases;
>Australia, 60 cases - 2 FATALITIES;
Koweit, 58 cases;
>Malaysia, 55 cases;
Belgium, 50 cases;
>...
Portugal, 11 cases (+2 in Galiza)

85 infected countries.

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Coronavirus: ‘recovered’ patient dies as China reports discharged cases falling ill again
A 36-year-old man has died in Wuhan from respiratory failure days after being discharged from hospital
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

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not long, honestly. it's already high strung. basically once there's even a person who dies in the street or any single thing that happens publicly it's time to hole up

i had liquefied faecal matter violently ejecting from my anal cavity yesterday for the first time in years

Buenos Aires, negro?

>danish boomer recovered no problem after 1 week and is now back at work

Happening cancelled lads sorry it’s literally just the flu

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IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IT HAPPENED

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>97873 infected
>3352 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Rollin

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Was it some chink tourist?

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rol

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The only silver and gold that matter are guns and ammo.

The two weeks after st. Patrick's will be fun

Beep boop

How is King County so fucked in particular?

>((school districts)) too money hungry to close early

So where will you guys be moving after the world has ended?

>Trump: death rate isn't 3.4%, probably more like flu and less than 1%
>in the same interview he encourages people to go to work even if they're sick
lel

Citando Graça Freitas, disse a própria que “Não há grande probabilidade de chegar um vírus destes a Portugal, mesmo na China, o surto foi contido, porque o mercado foi encerrado. Portanto era necessário que alguma pessoa estivesse nessa cidade, nesses mercados, e que, entretanto, tivesse vindo para Portugal. A probabilidade é muito pequena”.

partidochega.pt/reina-o-caos-no-ministerio-da-saude/

>25% of Corona related calls to emergency got ignored.

LOOKNER IS LIVE, GO THANK THE MODS
youtube.com/watch?v=P-OH4LLKFZ8

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Congourbano

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s*x

where in wales lad, I live like 20 minutes from the border

it must be the chinese dont be racist btw

Coronavirus: ‘recovered’ patient dies as China reports discharged cases falling ill again
A 36-year-old man has died in Wuhan from respiratory failure days after being discharged from hospital
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

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>8 NEW INFECTIONS IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
8 NEW INFECTIONS IN BRITISH COLUMBIA

Canada is in for a ride...

Let's try this

stop fear mongering idiots. the virus has been contained by the CDC and the anti virus has already been manufactured 6 hours ago. treatment has begun and this so called virus will be a thing of the past.

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This is not fair, my first international trip and this is happening. I hate you Yas Forums.

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What are the chances we see actual looting and rioting in LA? Seriously considering getting a gun...

corona-chan pls

How can you Americans just sit there while they LIE RIGHT TO YOUR FUCKING FACE? There are likely thousands of cases of community spread in your country right now and your politicians are literally saying it's a job well done and everything is fine. "We saved the situation by stopping flights early!" IT'S A FUCKING LIE. They are trying to save the stock market at the expense of YOUR health. Why do you people eat up what they are telling you?

Nah sorry, you have to get coofed on while attending before going home.

"Blood Hunter the Uncucked"

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I'm a garbage man. Nothing is going to happen to me

How fucked are you?

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ye toronto is fucked no one really is talking about them for some reason

quads wow

Back in time to when I was born, re live the golden times.

>A fellow student is diseased, may die, and you might have it and die too
>Huh fascinating... hold on better click the little emote so everyone knows my emotional state in response to this news
>There we go, sad face
Social media was a mistake.

Tennessee is infected

Corona-chan will wreck the shit out of you guys, user.

The novel coronavirus (2019-nCoV) from Wuhan is currently causing concern in the medical community as the virus is spreading around the world.1 Since identification of the virus in late December 2019, the number of cases from China that have been imported into other countries is on the rise, and the epidemiologic picture is changing on a daily basis. We are reporting a case of 2019-nCoV infection acquired outside Asia in which transmission appears to have occurred during the incubation period in the index patient.

A 33-year-old otherwise healthy German businessman became ill with a sore throat, chills, and myalgias on January 24, 2020. The following day, a fever of 39.1°C (102.4°F) developed, along with a productive cough. By the evening of the next day, he started feeling better and went back to work on January 27.

Timeline of Exposure to Index Patient with Asymptomatic 2019-CoV Infection in Germany.
Before the onset of symptoms, he had attended meetings with a Chinese business partner at his company near Munich on January 20 and 21. The business partner, a Shanghai resident, had visited Germany between January 19 and 22. During her stay, she had been well with no signs or symptoms of infection but had become.

On January 27, she informed the company about her illness. Contact tracing was started, and the above-mentioned colleague was sent to the Division of Infectious Diseases and Tropical Medicine in Munich for further assessment. At presentation, he was afebrile and well. He reported no previous or chronic illnesses and had no history of foreign travel within 14 days before the onset of symptoms. Two nasopharyngeal swabs and one sputum sample were obtained and were found to be positive for 2019-nCoV on quantitative reverse-transcriptase–polymerase-chain-reaction assay.2 Follow-up qRT-PCR assay revealed a high viral load of 108 copies per milliliter in his sputum during the following days, with the last available result on January 29.

FUCKING KRAUTS

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this is snohomish, it's radiating out

No idea.

Well, lads, there's at least one way Coronachan might be useful: it may kill the UN and the globalist dream.

>Bollé goggles
>fogging
haven't really tried walking about with them on yet but they apparently have a special anti-fog coating
>Do you have any trouble making a good seal over the nose of the mask?
no.
push the mask down as far as you can without compromising the seal and wear the goggles uncomfortable far up your nose.

honestly i don't think it's so important to have your eyes completely sealed. aslong as you have a decent barried to prevent any thing thats floating around from going into your eyeball you'll be fine.

>at least you have a nice napron

discuss pic

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Rollin'

youtube.com/watch?v=0TG1EOx4PeA

Anyone else finding these threads unnecessary. The virus has already died out in china after a month and will likely do the same in all other countries. Not to mention there are multiple cures that will be out by the end of the month

Plus Foxconn is ramping up to full production and i saw a video of people walking around Wuhan like its back to normal

Bumfuck NC. I'm good.

Patient zero in San Fran

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Måske danskerne er for stærkt

too irrelevant.

Poor guys.

end of march senpai. major cities are gonna be chaos.

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Kekus maximus

what are strains? can you explain me?

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youtube.com/watch?v=z32xSK90JmU&feature=youtu.be

>soon

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Suck it up faggot.

WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

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You are garbage?

Is it in Colorado now? I'm supposed to fly out of DIA tmrw for a close family member's funeral. Gonna stay in rural southern Illinois a week. I just saw in news Denver metro has at least 1 case.

this is the globalists' dream

niggers tongue my anus

I wish valve still made games. Most shit today is just such a copy paste copy of something else. Even overwatch was just this TF2 rip off that died while TF2 still has a player base

falling into a depression, all this prepping for nothing, we’re all going to be drowning in our blood soon and there’s nothing that can stop it. even if we don’t catch it we will die at the hands of tyrone for a can of beans

Reminder to grab as many lolis and hebes as possible when the collapse hits
Trade them for food, goods and COOOOMINGGG

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rollando

>end of march senpai. major cities are gonna be chaos.

Fuck I hate Yas Forums being right about shit.

>tip fedora

Patient zero was a 35-year old chink from Wuhan who coofed for two days at work mid January, then at home and in hospital. He was discharged February 4.

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Lurk moar newfag

Jealous?

hnnnnnnnrolll.

Pack it in boys, Trump says it's a zero calorie burger.

>"I think the 3.4 per cent is really a false number. Now this is just my hunch, but based on a lot of conversations with a lot of people that do this, because a lot of people will have this and it’s very mild, they’ll get better very rapidly. Personally, I'd say the number is way under 1 per cent.”

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-coronavirus-death-rate-cases-symptoms-hannity-fox-news-a9376756.html?amp

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>2nd confirmed case in Argentina
It's over whitebros... we got too cocky...

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arent they making that VR Half-life alyx or is that someone else

big kek

I have a similar tablecloth

rollan

So give it to me straight then
This thing is an unstoppable biological WMD that is either going wipe out humans or burn out after its killed like 3/4s of the word population.

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It's officially a big nothing burger, I have switched sides. 20k dead at most this year.