Happening cancelled : US Surgeon General announces risk is low

Except they are lying. Reports from other countries to their own people say U.S. is fucked. Japan for instance says the media and government over here is hiding infection and death rate.

>listening to things niggers say
nope

Reminder

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Says the guy who takes antipsychotics and has no job. Go back to mom's basement.

I won't believe it until I hear it from the Surgeon Admiral.

Beat me to it!

>NO U
>NO ITS REALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME I BOUGHT 6000 GALLONS OF WATER IT BETTER BE REAL THIS TIME U FUCKING REEEEEEEE

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>believing a woman
You're a simp. That is all.

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I concur

I'm starting to like the Chinese response a lot more now.. this fucking country is fucked with these stupid ass pussies not taking the right approach. Bring the fucking marines/army/navy/airforce home and get those fucking humvees out on the streets ...curfews...fucking shut down interstates/highways/airports...everything... allow supplies to move across the country... or we are fucked..we'll all be zombies dead with aids sars.

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think again faggot OP
youtube.com/watch?v=yWkRtVq7jcw
>tfw USA has most likely been infected with the CHAD-L and not Virgin-S strains
KEK

wait...a nigger's got the job??

official theme
youtube.com/watch?v=AH2P3X0aaow

ok Jerome

>believing a communist psyop

you deserve to be jewed, quite frankly.

i'd believe anything that bitch farted

>the risk of getting the virus is low
>oh by the way you probably shouldn't go outside
foxnews.com/us/washington-king-county-coronavirus-residents-work-from-home

Stop with this misogyny.

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Same job title that says Trump is fit as a fiddle.

This dude was hired in 2017 and is already an Admiral and he has no fleet to command. These doctors just like to dress up in silly costumes.

>nigger general says everything is okay
Whew, that was a close one lads.

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>surgeon general
ok tell the nigger to move so we can get the update already

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Your surgeon General is a nigger hahahahahahahaha

>Main military surgeon
>Highest medical authority in the country
Lol
>Is a nigger too
LMAOing at muttistan

gotta say anything to keep that big Dow Jones line going up

>not embracing deaths and destruction

Baghdadi Bob's gay nigger lover.

Apparently this guy is an anesthesiologist by training, and has no background in epidemiology, virology, etc.

Yeah well I won't believe it until I hear it from the Surgeon Fleet Admiral

is this like when China's navy had advanced notice and the said "all is well"
>thinking the Chinese faked a virus to fuck over their own economy
based retard.

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I hope it's not real. My bottled water and food will get consumed. I just went have to grocery shop 6 months, which is quite nice. So sorry you aren't prepared. I'm sure you can trade a few sick ducks for meals in a few months when your mom is dead, and you are all alone...try not to worry.

>its just a black guy named Surgeon General

Washington county with nine coronavirus deaths urges ALL its 2.2MILLION residents to work from home, pulls 22,000 students from school and tells everyone over 60 to stay indoors
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8076427/Washington-county-31-coronavirus-patients-advises-residents-work-home.html

XD this nigger looks like a cruise ship captain

>believing a nigger knows what he's talking about

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They didn't fake the virus, they let it escape

Never trust a nigger. Fuck the whole medical system in the US

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kek

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Low risk
happening cancelled
back to coughing in people's faces and farting in crowded elevators

>>A white woman asking a nigger about virology.
We're fucked.

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Good to hear that at least some blacks give sensible names to their children instead of Shittay or Baboonia.

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This. Japan, Italy, and Worst Korea have been shutting down schools and banning large public gatherings. Italy had fist-fights in their grocery stores while some bitch straight slashed a cunt for TP in 'stralia. Imagine what a heavily armed public would do in a panic. There would be shooting in Walmart over the last can of beanz. Fucking niggers would go apeshit and start stealing everything not bolted down.

that's more reasonable, but I'm not sure if it makes sense still. normally, you're right; never assume malice when stupidity will explain something. however, this reaaalllyyyy fucked them over. and it's a fucking lvl 4 lab. stuff doesn't just... accidentally get out of that. even the Chinese. I think it was intentional.

>SURGEON GENERAL IS A GAY NIGGER
NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS

Low risk with the Virgin-S strain yeah
But what about the Chad-L strains and stronger mutations user?

TRUST
IN
TRUMP

We ain't gonna die from this shit nigga

How did a nigger named Jerome get this job? Diversity hire?

The things they say are carefully constructed to avoid liability and to minimize panic before all the hospital beds are full across the country, which will happen.
If you look closely every thing is "at this time... " "so far there is no evidence of... " "right now, people don't need masks"
It's all bullshit, it's bad and they can't say the truth.

Have you forgotten the OG conspiracy theory of martial law and FEMA death camps?

Thats the ultimate happening.

There is an especially low risk to both Northern Europeans and Nigs, the original inhabitants of the great American nation.
God is smiting recent immigrants for invading our land.

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Literally, this is black or white at this point. Either this is a purely Asian/Arab disease due to genetics, in which case few whites will die, or it affects whites, and millions of whites will die because our government has completely fucked the response up, probably on purpose. It can only be one of these two scenarios.

(((surgeon General)))

Tell that to Washington county. You have to have a single digits iq to believe this shit. Anywhere a quarantine is announced, body bags follow.

probably..i still think the response here is a joke... this country has become too soft.

Why is Italy getting the worst numbers?

>believing a nigger instead

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>Surgeon General Jerome Adams
What a good looking, young articulate man that is.

When people have to go on national TV and tell you not to panic, then it's time to panic. Are there people that don't know this?

what was his MCat scores...

True..they have no tests..they have no masks..they probably have no meds... yep..everyone buy stonks! oh well.. maybe when the Russians or Chinese take over North AMerica in a decade it won't be completely destroyed..

Why let it "escape" in your own city? Why not release it anywhere else but the place that's taking down factory floors faster than you can reopen them? Crippling their trade and running out of money from spending everything to combat it possible doesn't seem like a great gotcha.

Granted, I do believe it could've been a rando who intentionally wanted to fuck globally fuck us all though.

I'm guess massive testing? South Korea has been testing a ton of people.. or the strain in Italy is really bad vs other places? Not sure.. outside of Hubei in China it seems not so bad..but China knows how to control its flock.

HOL UP
*smacks lips*
What youse tryin' to say is
*rolls up sleeves*
What you white bois is saying
*breathes heavily through gaped teeth*
That we niggas can
*pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline*
That we can like get sum
*snorts loudly through huge nostrils*
Get sum of that you saying that
*holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice*
Some finna
*eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank*
Hol up so u be sayin is
*licks teeth and grins*
That this little flu hurr

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Doesn’t matter, we need diversity.

Lost all credibility when he kept pushing the kike flu shot.

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The more they try to say it's nothing to worry about on TV, the more I look around at the extreme measures corporations are already taking and how the markets are reacting, and I'm more convinced that we are about to get fucked hard!

My guess..have no idea..is the strain that hit them is deadlier... but who the fuck knows.. its mutating a lot... watch for dead people.

Not to be a sperg but...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_Colonel

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Checked and Watching for dead

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Less than 1% confirmed

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