/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1624

>NEWS
French lawmaker tests positive
archive.is/8pJqO

US doctors plead to get tests
archive.is/kmBrK

All masks are now confiscated in France
archive.is/ZrBG7

Fed cuts interest rates, tries to stop market crash
archive.is/TlSTG

8% of the Iranian parliament already infected
archive.is/h3CaJ

>RESEARCH
29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
doi.org/10.1128/JVI.02015-19

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
archive.is/WUioQ

Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
archive.is/cVj8k

nCoV to cost global economy $1.1 trillion
archive.is/S4urn

CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
archive.is/K40ru

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 97,910 ► Died: 3,353

>LATEST CASES
23:03: First case in Colorado.
22:00: 3 new cases in Slovenia.
20:48: 1 new case in New Jersey, United States.
20:47: 2 new cases in Harris County, Texas, United States. These are the first cases in Harris County. Both are travel-related.
20:46: 19 new cases in Japan.
20:45: 6 new cases in Ireland. The seventh case mentioned in the source was previously reported.
20:36: 2 new cases in Estonia. Both recently returned from Bergamo in northern Italy.
20:35: 5 new cases in Georgia. All had recently returned from Italy.

>MORE
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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8079083/Australian-newspaper-prints-pages-used-TOILET-PAPER-coronavirus-panic-buying.html
twitter.com/V2019N/status/1235703912180510720
nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2020-03-05-danmarks-patient-nul-er-rask-og-ude-af-karantaene-nu-er-jeg-fri
youtube.com/watch?v=M8NV27gPI3g
youtube.com/watch?v=NECd72g5Ff4&feature=emb_logo
nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html
theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/03/how-many-americans-really-have-coronavirus/607348/
archive.is/n248M
boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/99159886#bottom
kdvr.com/news/coronavirus/first-presumed-positive-coronavirus-case-reported-in-colorado-polis-confirms/
thetelegram.com/sports/tokyo-games-boss-says-no-thought-of-cancelling-event-due-to-coronavirus-419606/
archive.is/k46MR
projects.seattletimes.com/2017/eastside-prostitution-bust/
cn.nytimes.com/health/20200305/coronavirus-china-aylward/dual/
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases
archive.is/zImUv
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Threadly reminder, unless you have gold & silver you're going to exit the collapse into poverty

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nigger

So, is it happening or not?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,430 (3,013) ► International 17,480 (340): S. Korea 6,088 (40) Italy 3,858 (148) Iran 3,513 (107) D. Princess 696 (6) France 377 (6) Japan 380 (6) Spain 259 (3) USA 177 (12) UK 116 (1) Switzerland 114 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 53 (2) Thailand 47 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 35 (3) S. Marino 21 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 543 Singapore 117 Sweden 94 Norway 88 Netherlands 82 Kuwait 58 Bahrain 55 Malaysia 55 Belgium 50 Austria 41 Canada 37 Iceland 34 Greece 31 India 30 UAE 28 Denmark 20 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Ecuador 13 Czechia 12 Finland 12 Macao 10 Croatia 10 Portugal 9 Qatar 8 Ireland 13 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 S. Arabia 5 Brazil 8 Georgia 4 Russia 4 Senegal 4 Egypt 3 Estonia 5 N. Zealand 3 Chile 4 Slovenia 9 Indonesia 2 Morocco 2 Bosnia 2 Hungary 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Argentina 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 S. Africa 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +160 (+32) S. Korea +467 (+5) Italy +769 (+41) Iran +591 (+16) France +92 (+2) Spain +31 (+1) UK +29 (+1) Switzerland +21 (+1) Iraq (+1) Germany +281 Japan +49 USA +19 Singapore +5 H. Kong +2 Sweden +42 Norway +29 Netherlands +44 Kuwait +2 Bahrain +3 Malaysia +5 Belgium +27 Thailand +4 Taiwan +2 Austria +12 Canada +3 Iceland +8 Greece +22 India +1 S. Marino +5 Denmark +5 Israel +2 Lebanon +1 Oman +1 Ecuador +3 Czechia +4 Finland +5 Portugal +3 Ireland +7 Palestine +7 Azerbaijan +3 S. Arabia +3 Brazil +5 Georgia +1 Russia +1 Egypt +1 Estonia +3 Slovenia +7 Morocco +1 Bosnia +2 S. Africa +1 Chile +1 Total +2,747 (+99)

Everybody who replies to this comment dies of corona-chan.

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WHERE ARE THE US TEST NUMBER TOTALS?

yes

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You realize that everyone hates you, right?

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kys larping spammer

...

Buy pasta, rice, honey, nuts, toilet paper and bottled water and pray to God almighty.

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Why do you people keep spreading disinformation and bullshit? Are you trying to incite mass panic? Or do you losers actually get off on your ludicrous “LARPS”?
My friend’s coworker’s barber’s stepdad’s second cousin works at the CDC and said this WHOLE THING is being blown WAAAAAAAY out of proportion. Quit wasting your time here and have sex or something.

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cdc removed that metric from their website earlier this week

I CANT GET OUT
NO MONEY
NO HOME
COLLEGE ISNT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY
NO TEST KITS
NO TREATMENT
NO RECOVERY
NO TESTES
NO CHANCE
NO CHANCE
NO CHANCE
NO CHANCE
GAME OVER

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thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=msIQ--J-2I0&feature=emb_title

it's always happening

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ANY STATE I MISSED?

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scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases?utm_content=article&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR21RrmR4XywZ38lmnz9NBR0EnNFG0C6uS4-2iQY6LGhWbVXV-vpls53s6Y#Echobox=1583372392
Chinese man 'recovers' and dies days later

>must cleanse the sickened

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Everybody in Wuhan is either dead or left for dead at this point.

You will never be as based as Aussie shitposters.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8079083/Australian-newspaper-prints-pages-used-TOILET-PAPER-coronavirus-panic-buying.html

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5 new cases in chile, 2 need confirmation.
1 whore that came back from italy.

So like I already am.

so they are not only putting it underneath videos anymore it's all over youtube.

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Azar told a house briefing Thursday that the government will have shipped enough tests by the end of the week for 75,000 people to be tested. They will be distributed at more than 70 public health laboratories in the United States, he said.
twitter.com/V2019N/status/1235703912180510720

wrap it up, happening cancelled

>bottled water
why do that when i have perfectly good toilet water and a bathtub very capable of producing a limitless supply of water? all it needs is a quick boil

FIRST DANISH PATIENT WHO GOT INFECTED IS NOW RECOVERED

nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2020-03-05-danmarks-patient-nul-er-rask-og-ude-af-karantaene-nu-er-jeg-fri

DISEASE DIDN’T EVEN LAST A WEEK

HE HAS NOT HAD SYMPTOMS FOR 24 HOURS, TESTED NEGATIVE AND NOW BACK TO WORK

LITERALLY A FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Nuts can contain lots of arginine, which can enhance viral infections

Colorado anons, I heard on the news that the newly confirmed CO case is from summit county. If you live near keystone, stay safe. Stay off of the slopes

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>ANY STATE I MISSED?
THE STATE OF DESPAIR
>THE STATE OF DESPAIR
THE STATE OF DESPAIR
>THE STATE OF DESPAIR
THE STATE OF DESPAIR
>THE STATE OF DESPAIR

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>one of the infected in czech rep is doctor from Prague

>one of the infected in czech rep is doctor from Prague

>one of the infected in czech rep is doctor from Prague

No, it's not happening.
Go out and hug a chink.

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i hope its Gary

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SARS-CoV-2:

>1 is a strain of SARS
>2 has a long incubation
>3 can spread in its incubation.
>4 can infect the cns and brainstem
>5 can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system
>6 is airborne
>7 has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes
>8 is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier
Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.
I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=M8NV27gPI3g

Did they cancel the LA marathon yet? That may be the event that actually takes out CA

youtube.com/watch?v=NECd72g5Ff4&feature=emb_logo

what is happening in japan. ovee two weeks since we emptied death princess onto streets of tokyo but nothing is happening.

These are Jews who spread the virus to ensure you'll be too poor to fight back post collapse. Ignore the Jews, buy gold & silver before it's too late.

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nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html

Lads. Corkman here. We had our first case of community transmission here today. A friend of mine works at the CUH. He told me tomorrow they are going to announce 8 more cases. Its here. If you haven't stocked up yet you're fucked.

to the user looking for the actual "how many have been tested " numbers, try to search it by state florida has theirs on a site called "floridaheath.gov"
LESS THAN 100 TESTS GIVEN IN FLORIDA

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I want to go back to january and choose the end of the world by nukes

Beautiful. Why contain it?

This shitposting on another level
apex jej

>Corona-Chan CHAD L Strain versus...
>Virgin Corona-Chan S Strain
Corona-chan CHAD-L Strain is what is in Italy and Iran cause it's more lethal right?
I would assume the new Corona-chan lewds of the blonde version are Chad-L correct anons?

>Drops dead in a week from encephalitis

the flu fears the samurai

theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/03/how-many-americans-really-have-coronavirus/607348/
>We know, irrefutably, one thing about the coronavirus in the United States: The number of cases reported in every chart and table is far too low
>the processes we used to get data is flawed
>They focused exclusively on travelers, rather than testing more broadly, because that seemed like the best way to catch cases entering the country.
>“firm evidence” that, at least in Washington State, the coronavirus had been spreading undetected for weeks. Now different projections estimate that 20 to 1,500 people have already been infected in the greater Seattle area
>limited testing means that no one is quite sure how far.
>Now we know that the disease was already spreading and that it was the U.S. response that was stalled.
>high test rate, high number of cases
>Everyone is cooking the data, one way or another. And yet, even though these inconsistencies are public and plain, people continue to rely on charts showing different numbers, with no indication that they are not all produced with the same rigor or vigor
>It encourages dangerous behavior such as cutting back testing to bring a country’s numbers down or slow-walking testing to keep a country’s numbers low.
>The reality gap between American numbers and American cases is wide. Regular citizens and decision makers cannot rely on only the numbers to make decisions. Sometimes quantification actually obscures as much as it reveals.
archive.is/n248M
THE CDC SAID THEY WERE GOING TO TEST ILI IN 5 CITIES WTF HAPPENED TO THAT

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Well shit better cross the nuts off the list, thank you krautanon

i wish i could hug, kiss, impregnate, and marry a chink girl

Based pastanigger just infected Moscow.
Good.
I hope everyone in that degenerate shithole will die.

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WALKS IN YOUR HOUSE, TELLS YOU PUSSY NIGGA GOT THE VIRUS UH, NIGGER IS SICKY UH BLICKY BLACK WAKKY UH

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wait i used florida math it's 101 tests total given

heard there is a confirmed case at holmes regional in melbourne FL. Rumor from work from a guy that knows a nurse who got a call from a doctor she works with there. entirely unconfirmed but florida bros, if you haven’t prepped you’re way too late

>disease didn’t even last a week

I don’t know dane bro’s what is this is exactly what corona Chan wants us to think?

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Checked

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I wonder what the numbers will be once they run 100k tests stateside.

>all those new cases in australia
anyone check the telegram bot just now?

why would you do that?

Allegheny County schools in Virginia are cancelling classes to prepare for online schooling in preparation... being proactive, this is what everyone needs to be doing instead of waiting around until it’s too late.

Why the obsesion with toilet paper?

Do you cucks have any proof of this other than Zerohedge/AlexJones/Mychina41news.co.au?

>20 to 1.5k people
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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On the other hand if you are a kid you would likely make it.

I didn't know it before.
Someone commented on it, when everyone were posting their preps, so I googled it and it seems like that's the case.

This is what I am referring to...
youtube.com/watch?v=yWkRtVq7jcw
Corona-Chan Exterminatus Ultra Strain mutations when anons?

/sp here. Help these lads out, they think the chinks are going to win the Corona Bowl.
boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/99159886#bottom

>flu spreads to Japan for revenge for NANKING NEVER HAPPEN
>Doesn't do anything
Must mean God really likes japan

fuck me it's hard to breathe with this thing on
how am i suppoused to bludgeon the infected when i can't even catch my breathe

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Patient was an out of state man in his 30s. He is currently being treated in isolation.

>“The case had known exposure to the virus through close contact with a person with COVID-19 outside of Colorado,” the CDPHE said in a written statement.

>“Like other states, we expected to begin seeing cases in Colorado and that is why we have been preparing for the past couple of months, in conjunction with local public health agencies and healthcare partners. Our goals are to protect the public from the disease, get people the care they need, and minimize disruption to daily lives,” Hunsaker Ryan said.

kdvr.com/news/coronavirus/first-presumed-positive-coronavirus-case-reported-in-colorado-polis-confirms/

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20 - 1.5k
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i will spread it you before i die

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>coping this hard

You gonna die nigga

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hate to be that guy but could you post some proofs? like a screenshot of the convo?

TESTED BY THE END OF THE WEEK
IT'S FUCKING THURSDAY
THE TEST TAKES 2-3 DAYS TO COME BACK AND THEN TYPICALLY IT IS DEEMED "PRESUMPTIVE POSITIVE" AND THEN SENT TO CDC TO CROSS CHECK AND THEN IT IS CONFIRMED
THEY'RE 2 FUCKING WEEKS BEHIND RETARDS

We all ded

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pls burgers explain the logic behind this
your country seems like it's intent on becoming Iran*Italy

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IM COOOFING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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This is the thanks I get.
You bitch. I hope you go too.

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>chinks are dying
>Iranians are dying
>italians are dying
>mutts are dying
>based scandinavians are recovering in 2 days
Whites are confirmed immune.

lol what's the difference between a blank page and a regular page? It's just a piece of paper

Yeah and he probably had 6 doctors and 6 nurses watch him 24/7 lets see that same coverage if you have 200 patients.

looks like the big happening of today didnt happen and was it just a big nothingburger like everything else about this so called virus

happeningfags btfo

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Newfag

The bad thing is that you're already fucked,, the good thing is that you don't know yet.

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thetelegram.com/sports/tokyo-games-boss-says-no-thought-of-cancelling-event-due-to-coronavirus-419606/
>The president of the Tokyo 2020 Olympics organizing committee rebuffed speculation on Wednesday that the Games might be canceled due to deepening concern, declaring that was not an option.
>"I am totally not considering this," Yoshiro Mori
>Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has asked schools to close this month, companies are encouraging employees to work from home and sporting events are being canceled or played in empty arenas
>government remained committed to the Games starting on July 24
>IOC President Thomas Bach was confident that the Olympics would begin as scheduled on July 24
> official kick-off in Fukushima on March 26
archive.is/k46MR
wonder why

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>8000 $ per test kit in burger land

That’s why

>nice digits
burgers are done dont waste time helping them

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Chinese are buying it all to sell later so the boomers panicked and started hoarding. Knife fights and brawls breaking out along with rationing.

it's pointless trying to contain it at this point
just a waste of money

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~30k since the tests are only 30-50% effective.
Normalfag panic sets in by end of next week.
Be prepped by then, fellow burgerfags

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First Case in Tennessee, fuck life.

Was a phone conversation. Look, just wait for it tomorrow lad. That's why they posted the outbreak signs at CUH. The guy they talked about infected a load of people.

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are you serious? all of what he posted are established facts of the new coronavirus.
i cant believe some people can be so bluepilled

those of us who lurk these threads are unfortunately about 3 weeks ahead of the general public in how much we know about this virus

I have a theory on the origins of the King County cluster. They LOVE Korean prostitutes. They ran a HIGH tech illegal operation and were busted a few years ago but they only got a slap on the wrist. 100% they started it up again and actually got to have sex with corona chan.

Link to article which details the operation:

projects.seattletimes.com/2017/eastside-prostitution-bust/

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The absolute state of the US

Quest Diagnostics is making a test available so
numbers on US infected should rise with wider sampling

Our gov lies constantly and doesn't know how not to.

1 TSP bleach per gallon IIRC

Yes, give the pastebin a browse. Shit, I should probably update this with those.

man these thread are fast

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That mask is stolen no doubt.

I once replied to this post before. So you'll be her messenger. Nice

Where’s my world ending? Corona chan won’t deliver today?

>ACCELERATES

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>pre-pubescent now in charge of the nuclear football
If this kills all the old people, we're fucked anyway. I'd give it 20 years to the onset of the next bronze age.

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>utah as well
Shit alright so we're nearly half way to all 50

>"What were mild, severe and critical? We think of “mild” as like a minor cold. No. “Mild” was a positive test, fever, cough — maybe even pneumonia, but not needing oxygen. “Severe” was breathing rate up and oxygen saturation down, so needing oxygen or a ventilator. “Critical” was respiratory failure or multi-organ failure. So saying 80 percent of all cases are mild doesn’t mean what we thought. I’m Canadian. This is the Wayne Gretzky of viruses — people didn’t think it was big enough or fast enough to have the impact it does."

>cn.nytimes.com/health/20200305/coronavirus-china-aylward/dual/

WHO has been blatantly lying about the seriousness of this illness.
>80% mild
>13% severe
>6% critical
Now we think mild is like a cold or flu. And severe as bedridden and critical as needing a hospital. Not true.
>Mild means you can get over it without needed a bed and ventilator in the ICU. You can have a "mild" case and have pneumonia that takes months to recover from
>Severe means you NEED a ventilator because your oxygen saturation was down. If you don't get ICU hospital bed with ventilator you die
>Critical meant respiratory and organ failure

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How will you protect yourself, /cvg/?

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You'll get used to it user. Professional rich nigger home painter for 8 years here. Do some cardio every week and breathing exercises; in no time it won't even feel like your breathing is restricted.

>Fingerless gloves

I said weeks ago that Iran will be the model for how U.S. goes. Seems that is in fact the case.

He's dead a week from now.
Screencap this.

>have a flight planned to commiefornia later this month
should I cancel, bros??

CANARY IN THE COALMINE.
OZ EDITION.

Bumfuck, Middle Vic, Small Town. Pop 5k

Morning at Supermarket.
ZERO, NADA, NOTHING, ZILCH Toilet Paper.
30-40 feet of toilet paper aisle, 7 foot high, 3 feet deep. GONE.
Locals - can't get baby formula, even in neighboring towns. ALL supermarkets out of toilet paper.

Locals tell me Chinese are coming all way from Melbourne, 100 KMs away and just buying up everything.

Why?

Reason 1 - Chinese here in Oz know that China isnt producing toilet paper, it's become like GOLD there. Relatives would have told them. Chinese here afriad/know there WILL be supply chain fuckups and tp factoryies not making tp. Imagine key tp factory people getting sick - key skilled people. No tp factory producing output.

Reason 2 - The Chinese here KNOW that when the tp factories close due to sickness of workers, they can charge ridiculous prices and public will buy at any cost. Fucking Asshole Chinese Price Gouging.

If you can't get toilet paper Anons, get tissue boxes.

Part of the virus symptoms is diarrhea.

Godspeed and Good Luck.

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Remember: even if the world was ending there would be people screaming it's all fine to own the racists.

whatever this thing is .. i like it

EVERY mask is stolen
they're PROPERTY OF THE STATE

I’m just worried I won’t be able to find anyone to slave for

THIS
IS
LITERALLY
THE
PERFECT
TIME
TO
BE
A
XENOPHOBIC
RACIST
BIGOT

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don't worry his mates will take care of him

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Can someone make corona-chan behind a computer with captions like "corona hasnt even killed as many people as the flu"

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brazil gave up containment before even starting it due to the constant flux of people in and out of country. around 43k daily

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At the Georgia press conference today they said the "test" is a NOSE SWAB!

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They've began to burn the currency.
Tomorrow, they make it worthless.
Acceleration.

Uhh... happeningbros? How do we explain this one?

Enjoy eating your gold when the food's all gone

Its a trap

+2 for Hungary, 4 in total.

I read on a Nordic forum about this Sven who lives in Chicago and is now stuck there with his wife, According to him the response is even worse than the one our ministry societal defense have done (Which is fucking abyssmal) I mean Burgers have to pay for test and treatment of course some of these cases will avoid health care into the very end spreading the virus even further.

what did you expect it to be? rectal exam?

Nice bait, but you need to be more of a nigger and change your flag to a meme flag. You know which one.

reminder that there is 0 need for toilet paper if you have running water

user, if you want a mask to wear 24/7 you need to get a PAPR mask

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>-969
Don't sweat it bobo, you'll get that -1000 next time.

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this desu. Why contain it? S'cool.

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So if colleges here get canceled, do they give money back or does everyone get credit for the cancelled classes?

is the forest still burning tho ?

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>If brazil falls and it mutates
close your borders and quarantine you monkey hellhole

>Mr. President what can you tell us about therapeutics?
>wouldn't you like to know teehee~
The fuck is wrong with your stable genius?

The newspaper that did it is famous for things like this. They are a bit different up north.

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F........uck it. do i just do it anyway? im not new but like, you know? idk.

China / Society
Coronavirus: ‘recovered’ patient dies as China reports discharged cases falling ill again
China / Society
Coronavirus: ‘recovered’ patient dies as China reports discharged cases falling ill again

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

xlearly the burger had something for this 36 year old xhink

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no one "pays" for shit...they'll get billed later and just won't pay

>charge ridiculous prices
>get murdered for price gauging essential goods in a national emergency situation
>such profits

How did people deal with poopy butt before paper?

BLOOD AND FIRE FROM ON HIGH
WE HAVE STRAYED FROM THE LORD'S LIGHT
REPENT SINNERS
FOR YOUR RECKONING
AND THE RECKONING OF THE WORLD

IS NIGH

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You need to learn to breath rhythmically to use your hamon jojo

If only I could be so GROSSLY INCANDESCENT

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See

Brazil info:

>6 cases in São Paulo
>1 case in Rio de Janeiro
>1 case in Espírito Santo state

>CORONA REACHED RIO'S FAVELAS
CORONA REACHED RIO'S FAVELAS

When will it reach Brazilian bats?

>tourism australia allegedly starting new campaign to market australia as a "corona virus safe haven" to encourage tourism
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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Cov fefe. Corona pussy

I want to pour boiling milk all over young sheldon's face

Dublin is 100% fucked as someone in trinity is infected.

I would. I’m a sucker for crazies

I see, I actually believe you. Glad I prepped last month!

what mask is that

What's there to explain? It only just started in Europe and there are multiple strains. That guy can easily get reinfected. It's not mid March yet. 1-2 more weeks for every EU country to have double the current numbers, if not much more.

Why doesn't denmark learn from the baltics and just fucking quarantine and disinfect everything. Literal boomers are even getting nervous

>"user, I can't believe it. They aren't doing anything about this disease spreading."
>"i was going to start my job, but I think I'll quit again."

Is this a sign? So many boomers I know are turning anxious. Does that mean we are about to receive quarantine soon? Is there hope? Cuckmark has minimal competence?

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>archive.is/zImUv
its called corona virus or wuflu u faggot
quit calling it something different every weak like the government is doing in an effort to confuse the worker drones
shill nigger.
what are u glowing or something?

how do I get in on the korean prostitute ring? I really enjoy korean girls - never had to pay for one though

>My hometown in Tennessee has a confirmed case now

user I...I thought we were just shitposting for fun... Those fucking coofers aren’t gonna get me.

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And I thought MY country was retarded

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A month maybe?
Perhaps a few weeks

Hey it's me again is she right is this just gonna be a sick/homeless/boomer wipe or am I right and she's just in denial that anything is wrong?

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>a single person recovered
okay? We already established that recovered means nothing when you can get reinfected and reinfection is more deadly since the first dose of coronachan creates underlying conditions (ground glass opacity, bilateral pneumonia, ravioli collapsed lungs) CT scans pan this out in the majority of even mild cases. It fucks your lungs even if you don't notice it right away

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Washington state now at 70 cases and 11 deaths.

So if so many people are getting infected, why havent we seen more and more posts about anons who are infected. Surely the sheer amount of cases would lead to that. Instead there is literally no one here that is infected

We are full of whacked out environmentalists that want to reduce the total population significantly

I just had a great idea: pay a homewatcher to buy groceries for me, so I have food when I get home, by which point all the shelves will be empty. What should I tell her to buy?

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sorry bro
i was aiming for Gary

are british sovereigns allright?

Second case confirmed in argentina.
23 old man that came back from Italy.

Digits confirm quarantine

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>literally mounds of proof
>Shilling this hard

Either ur a blatant shill or a troll

0/10
minimal shill effort
or minimal troll effort. regardless not very good

It's gonna be just like 2012
"No, the world doesn't immediately end you retard. It means the end of the world is officially set in motion at this date. Gosh you're a dipshit, this was obvious"

that was just psyop shilling for impeachment

secretary of health said it's impossible to contain. i guess to save face... you can't fail at something if you don't try

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Sure they get the treatment but they still get billed if they are piss poor folks with no insurance, That is all on them not having insurance but still this will make most of them avoid treatment to the point where they probably have infected more than they would of if they decided to get treatment earlier.

.. same i just can't imagine actually doing it. i wonder if it hurts as the one fking them until you're in idk why just doesnt seem comfy initially

Has a single wh*toid under 60 died from this? Even one?

dude thats the wrong cartridge u retard lmao

do you even neet

PANDEMIC.

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>31 CASES IN INDIA
31 CASES IN INDIA

>CASES IN SEVERAL INDIAN STATES
CASES IN SEVERAL INDIAN STATES

Perhaps India is not as filthy and toxic to Corona Chan as previously thought.

Will the water be infected?

If you pay taxes then you pay for your healthcare too

I have a trip planned to Los Angeles from this monday to friday...
How bad is it looking...?

What's the count at?

This whole experience is becoming numb and surreal

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>WHO has been blatantly lying about the seriousness of this illness.
not really, they've been saying for weeks that 20% of the infected will require an ICU for 4 to 6 weeks

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WHAT THE FUCK
KMS RIGHT NOW

?????????????????????????????????
just fuck off loser

>It's just killing people lol who cares

holy shit IT'S HAPPENING

desu it looks like these guys were running a good gig just didn’t do it on TOR. do what they did but more security. More encryption.

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Cardio

>producing tens of thousands of test kits in anticipation of tens of thousands of people getting sick
>Happening cancelled

LMAO

You have to go back

He'll still be able to spread it.

You need 2-4 weeks of quarantine after the illness has gone.

The only way to contain it would be to cut off all travel and trade immediately, indefinitely. Then provide rations to all homes that would last 1 month, skeleton crew keeps the water and lights on while wearing full hazmat gear, not allowed to return to their homes (just employ loners with no family np). Create coof camps for all sickies, anyone who dares leave their home within that 1 month gets put in a grav- uh, special coof camp for runners.

The virus will kill off those who already have it, everyone else will be fine and society can carry on once more. Every country will have to remain isolationist though.