Rate my Coronavirus Food/Water prep for 3 people

looks good but I hope that's not distilled water or you'll suffer for lack of electrolytes.

why are people hoarding bottled water? In the USA tap water is safe to drink and almost completely free. Buy some large water containers and just tank up with those every time there is a potential "happening" (which seem to be increasingly frequent these days)

>no toilet paper
You're fucked.

>you got a specific meal regiment or just gonna wing it bro?
My favorite hobby for past 15 years is too cook, so I will have no problem winging it
Also forgot to mention I have 3 gallons of cooking oil and 30lbs of charcoal

no comfort food? you're gonna die of bland

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>Pro tip: water goes bad in plastic jugs after a year.
So I've heard, I have ordered two 50 gallon water drums

>no toilet paper
>You're fucked.
buying tonight

This is gonna last you for a few months.

Are you mentally ill?

nice sensei. notes currently taken

Shit then take a shower
I usually shit in the mornings and just before bed hot shower your squeaky clean

why does peoples goes on Yas Forums to do shit thread like this?
why here form all place?

>sugar
Make yourself into a petri dish, fucking dumb lard ass

>no comfort food? you're gonna die of bland
I have meat, veggies, starches and tons of seasonings/shelf stable sauces. From the drippings and fat of the pan I cook on, I can mix in flour and water and make innumerable types of sauces

I feel bad for you cooklets

>This is gonna last you for a few months.
The goal is for it to last 3 months, maybe 4 since the 3 of us can live off of 1200-1500 calories in a worse casescenario

Fuck you faggots. I can't buy hand sanitizer anymore because of the scare.

>Make yourself into a petri dish, fucking dumb lard ass
Sugar is important in survival situations user

>312 Beers
it will go bad

looks like a lot of stuff you dont normally cook with so you arent gonna know how to combine it into something decent. gonna get real tired of eating that shit after a week.

Cooking is something I wish had been instilled into me at a young age :( breaking habits and learning to cook for myself was annoying.

I'll admit I have almost no idea how the infrastructure works but it's always possible that it gets disabled. In Florida we constantly prepare for hurricanes and buying bottled water is the first thing we do, I've seen empty pallets where hundreds of water bottles were supposed to be lots of times. I kind of assumed other states were used to similar things but I guess not.

>looks like a lot of stuff you dont normally cook with so you arent gonna know how to combine it into something decent. gonna get real tired of eating that shit after a week.
What's mentioned in my OP is the only thing I've cooked with for over 10 years....only real difference is that I buy fresh veggies everyday if I don't have homegrown ones avaiable

>comfort food

Former prepper here. Not gonna lie, it's hilarious watching you racists crash and burn wasting all your money on stuff you don't need. lmao

Pretty good selection. What are you planning with that ton of sugar? Compared to the bread, that is kinda overkill IMO.

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I'm an obese cunt so I can literally survive off only vitamins, minerals and water for at least half a year

Learn to cook you lazy retard

I am a vocal advocate of showering after you shit but the idea of skipping the wiping stage doesn't sit well with me, that shit has to go somewhere.

Spam tastes better and is a better value per lb.

>I am a vocal advocate of showering after you shit but the idea of skipping the wiping stage doesn't sit well with me, that shit has to go somewhere.
get a fucking bidet retard, they have them for like 15 bucks on amazon and take 5 minutes to install

bake shit, probably.

>I'm an obese cunt
post gut

Beers last about a year

Get a couple jars of Activated dry yeast. You can make many loaves of bread from a little flour... Sure you can make quick breads from just flour, but the consistency and taste is much better with a yeast recipe

based and chadpilled

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So you can doxx my stomach by seeing some unique stomach fat shit?

As opposed to just scheduling your daily shower after your shit and taking your pants off to let a quick blast of water freshen your booty and genitals after and unscheduled shits.

Did you steal food from a nursing home? Lol

Nice soulless, empty house. Get some furniture, “minimalist.”

you need to check, sometimes it's only half or even less

serious question - where do you but a pound of rolling tobacco?

OC? nice

Better start eating that sugar, I can't wait for mold and insects to find a hole in it

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deenz are all you need

POINT OF ORDER: how are you expecting to cook any of this if electricity goes out? which is basically guaranteed to happen if any of your stuff becomes necessary.

Pakis don't use toilet paper they use their hand and wash it after

>implying your stomach fat is in anyway remarkable
nursing home food comes in much larger cans
t. worked at a nursing home

I recommend more canned or dried meat, yeast for making bread, chocolate and other comfort foods, powdered milk, dried beans, pasta, peanut butter, nuts and dried fruit, granola, bleach, meds and vitamins (Tylenol, Advil, electrolyte mix, anti-diarrhea, first aid kit, zinc, vitamin C, multivitamin), oats, tomato sauce, spices and other things to make your rice and beans taste different day to-day.

I wouldn’t get more water. Realistically, you likely don’t have the means to store 2 months worth of water and if taps aren’t flowing you are going to need outside help unless you live near water. Forget about long term apocalyptic scenarios and focus on 2-3 months of self-quarantine.

the electricity isn't going to go out
>inb4 it might
it PROBABLY won't

Idk I think this shit is pretty dumb becuase let's be honest. If your in some situation where there is literally 0 food available to buy for 4 fucking months then all of society has collapsed and people are probably shooting each other in the streets.
I mean if you apply any brainpower then youd realize that we throw away so much food if we were forced into a survival situation we would just waste far less food and thus demand would be satisfied.
The only necessary prep is guns and ammo because that's the only thing the government wont provide you. Hell even if our government collapsed and could provided us food (like we do for other countries around the world ) other nations probably would as a chance to signal to other nations they have supplanted the US as the new world leader.
Tl;dr all you need is a few weeks worth of food but mostly guns and ammo

That would leave less space for prepping

>Nice soulless, empty house. Get some furniture, “minimalist.”
kek, you should see me and my wife's bedroom

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Having chocolate bars, hot chocolate, and other high energy comfort foods are important psychologically and for their caloric density. Not to mention their “bartering worth” if that’s what you are thinking of.

I have young kids so having candy to break the monotony is important.

Says the faggot who is gunnu die of starvation or get shot in a desperate attempt to raid your neighbors.

A hurricane can directly damage infrastructure, a pandemic doesn’t. Unless all the staff at the facilities running the water, gas, and electricity all die or get severely sick, even then most of these places have switched over to being computer run with a few human monitors.

>serious question - where do you but a pound of rolling tobacco?
I got it from a tobacoo store

I have a grill and have plenty of wood to make a fire to put my cast irons over

Your wife has her own bedroom? And it's not decorated at all?
What's wrong with her?

In the exact same way that society PROBABLY won't break down and make it impossible to buy more supplies.

Where is your furniture?

You were going to make it until you posted your prep on the internet.

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Get that shit six inches off the floor you nigger

>Where is your furniture?
In my entire house, I only have a bed and half of a couch

Yeah as in it most likely won't happen

>my wife's bedroom
you don't sleep together?

Kek, I can't believe there are people who aren't famillar with their local tobacco store top to bottom. Smoking is the greatest fucking thing. I have my pipe and a pile of tobacco next to me right now.

We sometimes have brief power outages from high wind causing branches/trees to fall on hydro lines. If the maintenance crews are reduced then I would expect longer power outages. It takes a lot of effort to clear lines and skeleton crews aren’t going to be nearly as efficient. This is a very realistic scenario.

I agree that most people are anticipating unrealistic or improbably scenarios, it you would prepare for more than a few weeks. Look to Wuhan and Italy for quarantine durations.

Looks like you’ll make it but I wonder, did you use a card to buy all of that? Or did you use cash that the sickly cashier touched enable to give you your change back? Not to mention all those people you had to be around enable to get the supplies you needed.

I don’t understand outbreak preppers, as soon as you go outside to buy the supplies, you already expose yourself to the viruses.

So the whole thing is pointless at both the practical and theoretical levels

I was going to say, that wouldn't last a week in my area without a sealed container like tupperware. Fucking sugar ants smell that shit a mile away. Though if you're hungry enough that extra ant protein might look appealing.

why arent you faggots stocking up on weed.

>you don't sleep together?
I got this over a month ago. It was the only time I've left my house. Since beginning of January when I first found out about this

Sugar will not go mouldy.

> that bed, and no furniture
Oh wow you sure make her feel like your queen

I await this expert explanation and your extensive experience with "survival situations". .

>I was going to say, that wouldn't last a week in my area without a sealed container like tupperware. Fucking sugar ants smell that shit a mile away. Though if you're hungry enough that extra ant protein might look appealing.
Thanks for mentioning this, it never crossed my mind to seal this. Yay for being retarded

What is the point of having sugar serious question. Is it just a flavor enhancer?

Why wouldn’t you want a calorie dense food? Especially if you want to make bread and preserve things.

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Looks great, but where is your time machine to go back 2 weeks to before this was spreading in the community?

NEEDS MORE DEEEEENZ

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>I await this expert explanation and your extensive experience with "survival situations". .
You consume all of that sugar in a week so you turn your ass into something that can only be described as "being made for BBC"

Everyone take a breath... you don’t need more toilet paper! That won’t help with the Coronavirus BUT HERES SOME INFORMATION THAT WILL!
82,000 People are sick with Coronavirus at the moment, of which 77,000 are in China.
This means that if you are not in or haven't recently visited China, this should eliminate 94% of your concern.
If you do contract Coronavirus, this still is not a cause for panic because:
81% of the Cases are MILD
14% of the Cases are MODERATE
Only 5% of the Cases are CRITICAL
Which means that even if you do get the virus, you are most likely to recover from it.
Some have said, “but this is worse than SARS!”. SARS had a fatality rate of 10% while COVID-19 has a fatality rate of 3.4%
Moreover, looking at the ages of those who are dying of this virus, the death rate for the people UNDER 50 years of age is only 0.2%
This means that if you are under 50 years of age and don't live in China - you are more likely to win the lottery (which has a 1 in 45,000,000 chance)
Let’s take one of the worst days so far, the 10th of February, when 108 people in CHINA died of Coronavirus.
On the same day:
26,283 people died of Cancer
24,641 people died of Heart Disease
4,300 people died of Diabetes
Suicide took 28 times more lives than the virus did.
Mosquitoes kill 2,740 people every day,
HUMANS kill 1,300 fellow humans every day,
Snakes kill 137 people every day,
Sharks kill 2 people a year.
Let’s tackle problems that matter! Like in Australia one woman a week is murdered by her current or former partner.

>implying

my buddy runs a dispensary so they just give me free edibles and vape pens. I think I have like 8 different cartridges. I don't even smoke much so that shit would last me years.

Water + flour + sugar + yeast = bread
More sugar = sweet bread, high in calories.
add butter and you have a simple pastry.

Those jugs always leak. Start drinking them now.

where does your wifes son sleep?

Mutt's law

Off topic

>What is the point of having sugar serious question. Is it just a flavor enhancer?
Normally I hate sugar and a small bag would last me over a year. However, it is very calorie dense and cheap as shit, so if necessary, can be added to food to make it more sustainable.

>Looks great, but where is your time machine to go back 2 weeks to before this was spreading in the community?
I got this over a month ago

I love leaky jugs

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Start a baking starter. You can kick it off with dry active yeast but if you feed it you have yeast for life.

>what is rotation

Yeah, let's have a bake sale during SHTF using our ovens that require electricity to be working right next to your freezer full of meat that needs to stay frozen and moved if you have to bugout.
You guys are going to die.