/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1623

>first confirmed in my county
fugg

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medium rare nothingburger

This country is so incompetent I think it's time to go innawoods and come back when the screams die down

>mfw

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bros im scared

true

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THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.
>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A VACCINE FOR A HUMAN CORONAVIRUS.

SARS-CoV-2:

>1 is a strain of SARS
>2 has a long incubation
>3 can spread in its incubation.
>4 can infect the cns and brainstem
>5 can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system
>6 is airborne
>7 has some properties similar to AIDS in addition to SARS, because of HIV insert spikes
>8 is likely incurable once it breaks the blood brain barrier
Takeaways - This virus can get as deadly as it wants and still spread, it has NO selective pressure.
I'm not fear mongering, this is what we know about the virus and is confirmed.

Tito would have cured this virus by now

yea just let one of your gazilion mohameds test it first

So, what's in store for next week?

Your woodlands look comfy user, what are you waiting for

TAKE ME DOWN TO WUHAN CITY WHERE THE BATS HAVE CORONA AND THE CORPSES ARE PRETTY, OH WON'T YA PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOME!

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Today's WHO situation report is hugely delayed. I think today's the day a pandemic is declared.

WHO lost all relevancy as of like 3 weeks ago. reduced to the level of any other random NGO over this

basically

>tfw u in army
This faggot little virus cant touch me

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>tfw i have another house in the countryside far away from all this shit
I'm just going there when this shit explodes,i don't care about this dumbfags anymore.

Covid19 = SARS+AIDS

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,430 (3,013) ► International 17,480 (340): S. Korea 6,088 (40) Italy 3,858 (148) Iran 3,513 (107) D. Princess 696 (6) France 377 (6) Japan 380 (6) Spain 259 (3) USA 176 (12) UK 116 (1) Switzerland 114 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 53 (2) Thailand 47 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 35 (3) S. Marino 21 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 543 Singapore 117 Sweden 94 Norway 88 Netherlands 82 Kuwait 58 Bahrain 55 Malaysia 55 Belgium 50 Austria 41 Canada 37 Iceland 34 Greece 31 India 30 UAE 28 Denmark 20 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Ecuador 13 Czechia 12 Finland 12 Macao 10 Croatia 10 Portugal 9 Qatar 8 Ireland 13 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 S. Arabia 5 Brazil 8 Georgia 4 Russia 4 Senegal 4 Egypt 3 Estonia 5 N. Zealand 3 Chile 3 Slovenia 6 Indonesia 2 Morocco 2 Bosnia 2 Hungary 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Argentina 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 S. Africa 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +160 (+32) S. Korea +467 (+5) Italy +769 (+41) Iran +591 (+16) France +92 (+2) Spain +31 (+1) UK +29 (+1) Switzerland +21 (+1) Iraq (+1) Germany +281 Japan +49 USA +18 Singapore +5 H. Kong +2 Sweden +42 Norway +29 Netherlands +44 Kuwait +2 Bahrain +3 Malaysia +5 Belgium +27 Thailand +4 Taiwan +2 Austria +12 Canada +3 Iceland +8 Greece +22 India +1 S. Marino +5 Denmark +5 Israel +2 Lebanon +1 Oman +1 Ecuador +3 Czechia +4 Finland +5 Portugal +3 Ireland +7 Palestine +7 Azerbaijan +3 S. Arabia +3 Brazil +5 Georgia +1 Russia +1 Egypt +1 Estonia +3 Slovenia +4 Morocco +1 Bosnia +2 S. Africa +1 Total +2,742 (+99)

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shhh user its all right

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if tito was alive we would have closed our borders like north korea

there's first time for everything though innit

chile has 4 now,update

WHO was never relevant nigger

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Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Nigger, outbreaks in the army are giga sized due to so many people living in close proximity all the time.

Hey plague doctor these vaccines are killing the minoritys off
>these what?

This nigger really pisses me off. They put such a low iq individual in charge but I guess a smarter person would expose the WHO instead of being the necessary puppets.

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>"What were mild, severe and critical? We think of “mild” as like a minor cold. No. “Mild” was a positive test, fever, cough — maybe even pneumonia, but not needing oxygen. “Severe” was breathing rate up and oxygen saturation down, so needing oxygen or a ventilator. “Critical” was respiratory failure or multi-organ failure. So saying 80 percent of all cases are mild doesn’t mean what we thought. I’m Canadian. This is the Wayne Gretzky of viruses — people didn’t think it was big enough or fast enough to have the impact it does."

>cn.nytimes.com/health/20200305/coronavirus-china-aylward/dual/

WHO has been blatantly lying about the seriousness of this illness.
>80% mild
>13% severe
>6% critical
Now we think mild is like a cold or flu. And severe as bedridden and critical as needing a hospital. Not true.
>Mild means you can get over it without needed a bed and ventilator in the ICU. You can have a "mild" case and have pneumonia that takes months to recover from
>Severe means you NEED a ventilator because your oxygen saturation was down. If you don't get ICU hospital bed with ventilator you die
>Critical meant respiratory and organ failure

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Is it me or the media frenzy from last weekend has died out?
How much till next cycle?

I don't want to order anything that might bring Corona-chan to my door.

Are we dead yet?

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I’m feeling comfy in Northern VA. Fully prepped, no cases, local testing, Trump around the corner. Life is good.

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oh boy who is it gonna be

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Can the U.S. really force healthcare workers to go to work?

They are going to send you to enforce the quarantine soon, hope nobody coofs on you while you'll be at it

Fug

Can you turn one of your BTRs into like a comfy mobile home?

kek

WTF is wrong with ir*nians? Why these retards continue to lick their fucking shrines? How can you be so dumb in 2к20?

>tfw only grandchild on both sides of my family

Coronachan is gonna make me rich

Why do I want to fuck her so badly, user?

We need an official statement from CDC and NIH detailing the nature of the virus: was it a lab product escape accident? does it have any enhanced function against immune system? Does it ever clear from body or is it resident in some form indefinitely? Simple questions need simple clear answers.

>20:35: 5 new cases in Georgia. All had recently returned from Italy.
bro there are 6 more cases since this. at least 15 total. 2 ambulance cruise bys already during night.

Here is a graph based off of the Johns Hopkins international cases number. I used Day 0 to be feb 18 (since that is when the cases were roughly 1 thousand) and that makes today day 16. Using an exponential and solving for those two points you get y = (1.19588)^x (this is an approx., the real value for the base is 1.195886265623566...)

To find out what its going to be in say, two weeks, use y = (1.19588)^(x + 16). So two weeks from today would be to the 30th power.
Or 214.1 approx. That number is in thousands.

The graph is using desmos and each plotted point is a data point from John Hopkins for the number of cases outside of mainland China.

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>tfw you get deployed to quarantine the coronavirus

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Chile has 4 cases:
biobiochile.cl/noticias/nacional/chile/2020/03/05/confirman-cuarto-caso-de-coronavirus-en-chile.shtml
come on, burger

They're gonna try if it gets bad enough

Ports are empty. Which means no new goods are being produced.
liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498

Threadly reminder that steel Armor is garbage

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berry cute

Maybe they meant the Julian calendar?

i died.....but i got better.

I never thought I'd actually be glad to be a NEET, it's finally coming around to save my ass.

Based

retard dosent have particulate filters only gas filters on
this dosent protect against fucking bacteria let alone viruses
>t.have the same mask

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Hot damn I love Russians.

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Cousin marriage ivan, It never ends well.

With a big enough cheque you can make an American do literally anything

>All masks are now confiscated in France

What? Why?

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Interesting...

Anything exciting in Europe?

We're stuck at less than 10 dead.

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If one thing comes out of this I hope it is the fucking downfall of buying cheap shit from China .

>that pic

I already live indawoods. Can just hide and hunt deer.

How does he keep getting away with it?

Creepy. Insect tier creepy almost.

because it's the flu. masks get confiscated every year

Look at the post number again.
Compare it to your own.

>MFW First case of COVID-19 confirmed in South Africa

Finally something interesting happens
ACCELERATE
>ACCELERATE
ACCELERATE
>ACCELERATE
ACCELERATE
>ACCELERATE
ACCELERATE

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everything except eating healthy

a bullet is better than to suffocate because of your own lung fluids

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I live in Wyoming. My closest neighbor is 4 miles away. I think I'll be alright. Also, I've been prepping since like 2014, so yeah. Im not really worried.

the one person who has died on Corona virus in the UK died at my local hospital

Yep

>I’m feeling comfy in Northern VA. Fully prepped, no cases, local testing
Bruh, they've run a total of 21 tests in this state. There's no way in hell I'd call that "local testing".

this needs a weak should fear the strong added

We can live in absolute isolation from the environment for 6 months.
Water purification systems, stocks of liquefied oxygen, food, diesel, unlimited internet...
/Comfy_apocalypse/

if theres 100,000+ infected right now and only 11 have died, the death rate in the USA is flu-tier
don't believe the government, retards. there are thousands and thousands of mild cases that will go untested while the 0.01% get severe.

>b-b-b-b-b-b-but THE 20% THAT CAUGHT IT ARE SEVER---

i find it so fucking funny how you retards cry and say dont trust the government, but you completely believe that since it supports your agenda. 20% of TESTED CASES. there are BARELY ANY PEOPLE BEING TESTED. you guys need to get a brain, the USA is doing jackshit and not testing anyone, there are definitely hundreds of thousands of unchecked cases where people just go to work and dont care.

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That has to be the most punchable face I've ever seen. It's his wacky hair...

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You took too much man, you took too much, too much.

How do you preppers protect yourself against your family members whose frequently going out? How do you reduce the risk of contamination?

Got any room in the bunker?

LMAO you dead nigga. Half of my company went down with bronchitis and pneumonia back in 2015. Lack of sleep and living in the barracks will fuck the conscripts up and then they will coof on everybody else.

medical steff needs the mask so they wont get sick and can help people who get a hear attack or other shit

chinese delicacy

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THERE'S MORE THAN 10 PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE WHO ARE SICK
THEY THINK ITS CORONA CHAN
BUT THERE AREN'T ENOUGH TEST KITS
THE FLAMES ARE RISING AROUND ME BROTHERS
IT WON'T BE LONG NOW

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it's true. i call it tactical nigger usage.

And ceramic is cheaper and better.

Based stay alive nigguh

>A regular humans reaction to this animal.
>Oh what a weird animal.
>Chinese reaction.
>OhOhh whaduheck quickry prepare da rice cookehr dis rook a rika snack.

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/chinese-doctors-say-coronavirus-like-a-combination-of-sars-and-aids-can-cause-irreversible-lung-damage/news-story/f58f19c5eeae99b845c54e2d2b9305ca

Uhhhhhhh guys

One of your pols, Jean-Luc Reitzer, looks like he's about to die from kung flu.

Anyone from Yas Forums died yet?

Croat user, where in Bosnia do the sick hail from?
Serbian Republic or the Moslem-Croat mess?

avaz.ba/vijesti/bih/552474/ministar-seranic-zarazeno-i-dijete-skola-zatvorena

Thanks

She's a degenerate druggy now user. Been abused by Jews for years.

People need to be inform of this. Poeple here think that if they not 70+ they will just have a bad cold and be fine.

When the FUCK can I hire asian prozzies and lick their feet and soup hole again lads this virus has gone on too long

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>liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498
hahaha OHHHHHH FUCK

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Waiting on this too. Or at least has it.

I'm a hikikomori

Where at user?

I don't know if la queesha is gonna go into work when dah wipipo and tyrone start dying in mass.

by being a sandnigger. all of iran dying would be great for the world.

dude what im never leaving my house now ever

DeY BaZeD ARyaNz

me

Just put it on log scale and draw a line.

>waaaah mommyyyy its the literal flu we are all going to die!!!

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Even a lethal virus that could kill his maker

Why the fuck can I see a qr code in the thumbnail for this picture?

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Its certainly telling boomers and traitors that putting all your factories in one country because its cheap is retarded

Are you the anonymous hacker know as Yas Forums?

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Do you live with your parents?

This is the single most fucked aspect. No other human in my family sees it the way I do. It is beyond frustrating. You simply cannot survive a pandemic unless all people in home share philosophy on risk. I feel my planning is worthless, really.

We deffo need a full run down when an user does. Details, pictures and possible death cam.

Serbian republic I think

Will this man ever be stopped?

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What if U.S. has already released a weaker less dangerous version months ago to establish herd immunity? Everybody gets a bad chest cold but has a better chance of fighting off the severe strong strain?

>sick tard told to stay home a few days
>spreads the virus instead
This shit should be a punishable crime

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Remove the map pictures from the posts, americans can google the countries they don't know exist. They are useless and only clutter the timeline for literally everyone else.

sneezing and runny nose aren't symptoms of corona

I don't know where to get ceramic armor in Germany. I just have a bow and crossbow. I will go full medieval deus vult

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Weird, it doesn't open in my image viewer.
The transparent background goes dark.

my baby momma been sick with fever for three weeks. if she dies i'll let you know

Will check it out tomorrow, thanks bro!

It is already.

>avaz.ba/vijesti/bih/552474/ministar-seranic-zarazeno-i-dijete-skola-zatvorena
banja luka
serbian part

Long island,Nassau county

>first job as an attending er doc
>beautiful nurse gf
>new car
>just got a dog
>buying a new house
>getting in good physical shape
>finally feeling content and happy after years of school and training

then all this shit happens. ah well i've had a good life

>guy who worked at refreshment bar of French National Assembly is also sick with Wu Flu
>francebleu.fr/infos/sante-sciences/un-depute-alsacien-hospitalise-pour-suspicion-de-coronavirus-1583440846

Wew lad, we gonna see France get the Iranian parliament treatment soon enough.

T... Thanks...

I just wanna check this got the n i c e digits

Thats just capitalism and if you dont like it fuck off to china or cuba you little shithead

>airborne super aids confirmed
fuck

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Does /cvg/ have a recommended movie list that fits the theme?

Something tells us, if anyone wants to find out what really caused the coronavirus pandemic that has infected thousands of people in China and around the globe, they should probably pay Dr. Peng a visit.

Or at least start with an email: Dr Peng can be reached at [email protected], and his phone# is 87197311.

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I had a very serious talk with my wife about it last week. It helped that 6 weeks ago I casually mentioned it, which was a month before anyone was talking about it. I prepped for all for all of us secretly. She's on board now

Ayo hol up.
So what u be sayin is, this has been a pandemic for weeks?
Sheeit.

living at home is based. fuck paying the rent grabbler.

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How long until we are fucked?

Remember that incompetence, greed and willing ignorance caused this pandemic and remember to NEVER trust a government or organisation when they brush shit under the rug. This has the potential to be worse than the Black Death and not ONE fucking country is reacting appropriately and instead carrying on as if the world centre of production didn't grind to a halt weeks ago, like people aren't going to be dropping dead in the streets because they never prepped for this and like it won't take months to years to recover from whatever hell is coming.

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I see it even while expanded, faggot
are you trying to start some Cicada-style ARG?

what if a mosquito gives you the corona?

Well hope she is black

Walking dead

I already had chest pains one month ago. Had the feeling i had to manualy control my breathing. Especially when i was laying in bed. Woke up fucked up like i was choking. Had low oxygen levels too. (Tested with oxymeter) could it be i already had corona and i've been spreading it?

I feel like they would have timestamped their test results, I know this would be the first place I go if I get it.

I did pick up something at the doctor's office that made it so I couldn't breath through my nose and put me to sleep for 3 days but I got over it. LSD a week later made two green slime blobs the size of 50 cent pieces come out my nose

QUICK, BUY PASTA, HONEY, NUTS, TOILET PAPER, VIT C IN INDUSTRIAL QUANTITIES BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
GOGOGOGO, RUN OVER ALL OF THOSE VIRGINS THAT TRY TO STOP YOU, STAY AT HOME FOR 3 MONTHS AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE

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This shit has been dead all day nwseaportalliance.com/terminals/gate-cameras

This is one of the busiest ports in America

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Go back

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GL user

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how do you stay immune?

Nice knowing ya, bro.

teach me your ways master

>11 died
plenty of deaths have gone untested too

i gave up both of my parents are as paranoid as me but realistically will get infected so there is no point in it
>mom is a nurse
>dad works on busy petrol station with a shitton of tourists coming in everyday
>i have to take a bus to uni

hello newfriend

George Carlin said the same decades ago
>I'll take a little radiation if I can get a job

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6-8 weeks, roughly. it will happen slowly, but it will happen. The fact it's happening slowly makes it more fatal for everyone

Imagine not fapping to a literal disease, dilate

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Nice quads.

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Requesting librarys for rebuilding society into utopia after plague doctors find cure buried in ruins

Lmao you BELIEVED that?

I wonder who could be behind this post

Fuck its a beautiful day outside and I want to go for a leisurely walk and excercise but this virus shit has me paranoid. What should I do

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Because there is one, but if you zoom in background turns black and makes it invisible

w-we're more resistant to this virus, r-right slavbros?

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LESS THAN 1% MORTALITY RATE

GOD EMPEROR HAS SPOKEN

>flu
italy 3858 infected
and 148 people dead
-> mortality at 3,83 % with the best medical supplies and care, wait until there are no meds left or oxygen

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Chinese are claiming the disease causes pulmonary fibrosis.
Pulmonary fibrosis is caused by environmental factors - silica dust, asbestos fibers, coal dust, and radiation treatment.
So...what does this mean

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Scale
So it’s hard to understand something with a potential global CFR of 3%. WHO/CDC/NIH have all had modeling stating the global effected could be 40-70% of every single person on earth being effected. Just a model it hasn’t happened yet I know. Also the CFR could drop (or rise, we aren’t a year out) but as it stands it’s a bit over 3%.. So I’ll split the Global effected down to 50% so it’s a 50-50 shot to get it. The global crude death rate is 7.7 per 1000, so less than 1% of all people on earth for all causes of death die every year. Now covid-19 currently is rolling through with a 3% CFR of the people get it (1/2 would be a low estimate of the modeling) so 3/100x10=30 per thousand but cut that in 1/2 because it only effected 1/2 the world population. So 15 per 1000. That’s almost exactly twice the death toll from every single thing people die from in a single year world wide.

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I want to punch coronavirus in the fucking face.

It was there before. If someone wants to start it it wasn't this guy

>00:00:00 Time
>7777

Extremely witnessed and Nostradoomus pilled.

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I dont know
There are a metric shitton of chibka where i live and people are beggining to worry

here you go, opened it in paint

not gonna scan it though because this is Yas Forums

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Stock up on garlic and vitamin c. And stop nutting.

FIRST DANISH PATIENT RECOVERED

HAS NOT SHOWN SYMPTOMS FOR 24 HOURS AND TESTED NEGATIVE

IS NOW BACK TO WAGING

LITERALLY A NOTHING BURGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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you are not going to make it without a mask, bro

>no meds left or oxygen
imagine not owning a 10 L/min oxygen concentrator

tried to make a big tit chrona chan model but i aint no good at dis 3d shit

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At first my wife told me I was obsessing about nothing. Now she thinks I'm 2 months ahead of the curve. Every 2.5 days, the number of infections double while we watch our local officals hand wringing. Shits fucked.
>we're good though, fully stocked for months and we've isolated ourselves.

Nice.
It's also municipal elections next week. Some candidates are infected and campaign from the hospital/self-quarantine.

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1ST PRESUMPTIVE CASE IN COLORADO
>1ST PRESUMPTIVE CASE IN COLORADO
1ST PRESUMPTIVE CASE IN COLORADO
>1ST PRESUMPTIVE CASE IN COLORADO

oh fuck anons its where I live now

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cost reduction = efficiency = better and more prosperous society, capitalism 101 now fuck off back to school and study basic economics

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases?utm_content=article&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR21RrmR4XywZ38lmnz9NBR0EnNFG0C6uS4-2iQY6LGhWbVXV-vpls53s6Y#Echobox=1583372392

Fren not food

I got a full gas mask for abc and a good half mask and a suit.
me with the half mask and very corona proof sunglasses

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If you're open to TV shows, I'd also recommend Cordon with subtitles.

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Don't respond to memeflags. It's the same shitposter just using different flags.

Burgers of /cvg/, thoughts on the M&P 2.0?

20% figure is not based on American cases.

Easy

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i don't give a fuck no sneezing in my fort.

china's a shithole

fuck you she is 100% white irish and i'm alone with a toddler in isolation. nyc. prepped in jan.

Contagion is pretty realistic aside from the timeline.

A lot of people dislike it because it's kinda dry due to the realism

No mosquitoes on emerald isle

Updated thread theme
youtu.be/fOLTkPxjetk

Shut the fuck up, retarded faggot, I don't know what shithole your ugly flag belongs to, but I hope it gets decimated by this plague

They should burn the whole place, just in case.
Better safe than sorry.

>5 can attack the lungs, heart, kidneys, and reproductive system
This isn't confirmed at all. It's one non-peer reviewed study that references that uses secondary sources. ACE2 isn't even confirmed for its primary entry point, in fact I think that theory has been debunked.
>4 can infect the cns and brainstem
Again, not 'confirmed'. Literally 1 source saying this doesn't make it true.

Unfortunately, no

what does that mean?

I feel like america is actually in the middle of a internal war.

Retards like you is a part of the problem. NO it fucking WOULDNT be WORSE than the BLACK FUCKING DEATH. We have masks, medicine and other fancy shit, and it's not that lethal. It is a HUGE deal but you fucks just have to crank the shit up so people would feel relieved by actual facts when they should be terrified.

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me with the half mask I got a full gas mask and abc filter too

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>learning to spell with Lookner

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and thank fuck for that

>FIRST CASE IN COLORADO!
FIRST CASE IN COLORADO!

>virus only a real theat if you have a compromised immune system or are old as fuck
>international politicians dropping like flies
why is everyone scared? i, for one, am excited to take back the earth once all the retarded boomers and the infirm are purged!

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Thanks man and enjoy the digits

They might be your last

>its like sars and aids had a baby
>it is now estimated that it is about 3 times more deadly than the flu
>0.45% deathrate
>05.03

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ahead of schedule

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He didn't recover. He turned into a rask.

nypost.com/2020/03/05/over-2700-nyc-residents-quarantined-in-homes-over-coronavirus-fears/
>City Health Department officials are monitoring 2,773 New York City residents who are quarantined in their homes
>The quarantined New Yorkers are largely people who’ve recently returned home from five international hot spots
>That number will change daily as New Yorkers return home from those countries
>city’s mandatory quarantine applies to people who actively have the disease (meaning quarantine is still large in part voluntary)
>New Yorkers under mandatory quarantine are subject to unannounced spot checks by Health Department police or disease detectives a couple times per week during the isolation period
>there have been no cases of New Yorkers breaking mandatory quarantine
>Mayor Bill de Blasio said he’s not concerned about staffing shortages for the monitoring
>“We’re obviously in a crisis,”
archive.is/FbrEi

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based

literally a third world country

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I have asthma.
I am in a general state of kinda suffocating at all times.

I'd happily catch a bullet instead of that shit.

i dont know man
scan the QR code and find out
no way im doing it, it could be anything

Frens, I have no money
In college only thanks to guvment gibs
My school is probably infected
I'm a strapping young lad, but if the rumors about the mega-fucked levels of reinfection, lung scaring, and brain stem damage are true, then I'm doomed

I'll be sure to stream if shit goes down
I feel a slight soreness in my throat, and my head hurts

I don't want to die bros

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Romania 7th case.
>hotnews.ro/stiri-esential-23703735-ultima-ora-tanara-16-ani-din-timisoara-saptelea-caz-confirmat-coronavirus.htm

>Survives L strain
>Goes back to work
>Catches S strain while wagecucking
>Dies of organ failure 5 days later

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Soon?
Soon!

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Longer than you think. They have been calling it pneumonia for a while now. Can't have any cases of Wuflu if you don't test for it. If a person was testing negative for types a and b the very sick person was sent home to spread it and not tested for jack shit. People were just dying from it...just the flu bro.
> north korea or whatever pulled the teeth of everyone in the country to stop the zombies
did it work?

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The rest of the article I feel he downplays it though?

Thank you, user.

I bet it's just a link to artists web site.

Can mosquitoes transmit coronachan

3 times?
just look at Italy
italy 3858 infected
and 148 people dead
-> mortality at 3,83 % with the best medical supplies and care, wait until there are no meds left or oxygen

1ST PRESUMPTIVE CASE IN COLORADO
>1ST PRESUMPTIVE CASE IN COLORADO
1ST PRESUMPTIVE CASE IN COLORADO
>1ST PRESUMPTIVE CASE IN COLORADO

twitter.com/GovofCO/status/1235700741316268033

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Fuck you. Im making sure every authors work is destroyed and forgotten except for Peter Sotos

Legitimately curious, is HIV immunity a thing or is it some faggot LGBT bullshit to propagate assfucking? I heard something like 10% of Europe has it.
If it is, would it aid survivability?
WHERE

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In new york, wife works with hospitals, just told me about a "major" exposure at a CCNY hospital. Shit is about to get real here.

I want to leave and go stay with my parents out of the city, but me and my wife have been coughing a lot. I had a fever for a few days and now I feel better- but fuck. This shit is nightmarish.

It was there weeks ago. By the time you heard about it, if you live in a city, it's probably too late.

um ever heard of justwait2weeks? you need to justwait2weeks
it's a slow death

thanks user :-(

I'll think about it, I like the map pics because they easily visual represents the scope of the world infection

next wuhan in the making

>disease detectives

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He'll be infecting others with that shit now.

Isn’t L strain the dangerous one?

Holy shit. How in the holy fuck did you know I had surgery on my left knee in 8th grade? Weird.

It'll be fun if none our family members get it but that's unlikely. But if we survive user we cant let this clown world proceed

>Criticized obama during the ebola outbreak
>"LOLZ IT'S JUST THE FLU BRAH!"

Orange man is most defiantly retarded

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Clark county (Las Vegas Nevada area) has 1 confirmed case.
Of course it was a boomer with travel history to washington and Texas.

I panic bought bottles of water and canned goods.

What is the rationale for this? Are there that few test kits available?

>Sutter Santa Rosa Regional Hospital sent at least 30 hospital workers home today on quarantine orders after they were exposed to #coronavirus
twitter.com/jjpressdem/status/1235695196827824129

Fuck murrica and fuck murricans (((people))). Hilarious.

GUYS PLEASE

Tell me I'm not the only one who notice it.
Remember jsut a few days? EVERYONE (in the media, goverments) ask us to believe in the chinese narrative, no space for incredulity. The numbers are 100% correct, no cover up possible, MUH DANGEROUS AND HATEFUL CONSPIRACY THEORIES, NOTHING. CHINA = TRUTHFUL, NUMBA ONE, EXPERTISE.
Now that some studies FROM CHINESE SCIENTISTS are coming up with some WORRYING INFORMATION ABOUT THE VIRUS NATURE, ACTION AND DANGER they're not reliable, not truthful, only fear mongering.
I mean, yes, you could say it's because those papers could be wrong, but... wasn't supossed that we should take chinese experts as reliable?
...
Weird, doesn't?

Lactoferrin, fren, lots of lactoferrin. It's why babies and young kids are fine.

Don't share this outside of Yas Forums, though.

Riveting discussion on the QR code lads. Keep it up.

It’s a fucking cryptocurrency wallet address for gibs. It’s just some drawfag asking for donations.

DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE
DAY OF THE RAKE

It's real. One of the reasons why you should oppose race-mixing.

Kek.

at least you still have those mirrored numerals

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Quite the opposite. True fans of the disease are preaty hard to kill

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Worried this shit will still be around for election season. I don't want to go in an election booth that a bunch of plague bearers have been mouthbreathing in.

I can't prove it, but the shrine licking videos and their dissemination here and in adjacent online circles feels like an op. Government officials aren't going around licking shrines, so why would government personnel be hit so hard and so fast? It's almost as if they were targeted. Not to put incompetence, superstition, or dishonesty beyond the Iranians by any means, but the attribution of the Iranians' misfortune to visually revolting superstitions filmed and then rapidly passed around Western social media just feels a little too perfect.
>inb4 t. muhammed
t. 100% Northwestern Euro Christian

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The only advice I can offer is.....

RUN FOR THE HILLS

how old? what's her specifications?

nigger this is a real tweet not a sam hyde meme, god damn you're a dumb nigger
twitter.com/nytimes/status/1235430111194664960

New York is not where you want to be when shit hits the fan
Tell us more about the exposure event

>N = 1
Every time.

>Are there that few test kits available?
LA county literally only had a single test kit as of 24 hours ago

Let us know when you claw your way into a developed nation

>hunt deer
>and hide
Is this a pun?

Oh boy. Yas Forums doxs 4chans getting serious now... When are we gonna do our million mask march?

At least I'll exit it the same way I've entered it.

For the love of God. If your bot is going to keep posting this stupid thing can you at least update the meme

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Houston is fucked!

Just get 6 gorrillion copies of Mein Kampf.

>Sopa de murcielago

If you are in California or Washington it’s time to leave the State. Lock downs are coming

Saved. Thanks.

>putting all your eggs in one basket
that's very socialist of you faggot

kolotv.com/content/news/Report-First-coronavirus-case-confirmed-in-Nevada-568521011.html

Fuck fuck fuck.
Hopefully this opens up the job market a little.

Could have been corona

i remember
i also remember around feb 20 the CCP saying that there will be serious consequences for officials reporting new cases and then after the 23rd the new cases became microscopic in China

yes, no neetbucks here
start with not leaving your room and thinking about killing yourself like everyday

>no valve index production

I just wanted to escape reality, this one is hell.

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>would like to see if there is some correlation between the use of ace inhibitors and the severity of the infection.
That is a noble thought bro--but you are being lied to about who gets this and dies from it. Like China did hiding the numbers of 10 and under--they also claimed that all their dead were old and or previous conditions.

This simply is not true. We know it's not true because of all the people just tipping over dead from this, and of course the Iranian videos leaked showing kids dying from this.

China tried to keep their population molified by putting it out that it was just sick and old people. I watched on young healthy guy setting his apartment on fire as his sick GF filmed him from bed. Please don't get all comfy because propaganda. (last messages youtube channel part 9)

OMG SHIZO TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE

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There won't be an election in November. Haven't you been paying attention. We'll be lucky to make it to June

He did stop the flights though. Rest is just economic damage control.

same..
>> fuckup throughout teens
>> still get into shit college
>> drop out of college
>>get addicted to heroin
>>get clean
>>get job
>>make yolo trade on stonks
>>make enough money to open a business
>>business succeeds
>> make 7 figures a year
>>ffffuckkkk me

No country wants to lose face and "panic".
They rather have people die.