Brit/pol/: Seetheking *edition

>First coronavirus death in UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51759602

>Coronavirus: Wales has second case confirmed as UK total hits 116
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51751542

>Dubai's Sheikh Mohammed abducted daughters and threatened wife
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-51756984

>Flybe collapse: Five things that went wrong
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51749882

>Serving Met Police officer arrested by terror unit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51761046

>Brawl erupts in Turkish parliament over Syria military action
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51747282/brawl-erupts-in-turkish-parliament-over-syria-military-action

>Cashmere and climate change threaten nomadic life
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51315490

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8080205/Couple-contracted-coronavirus-Diamond-Princess-cruise-reveal-condition-affected-them.html
youtube.com/watch?v=hHubNLJ5sYs
jewishpress.com/blogs/felafel-on-rye/israeli-institute-may-be-on-verge-of-coronavirus-vaccine/2020/03/04/
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239
youtube.com/watch?v=cwhirEmOthM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

niggers

Nadiya Husseins willy

reforge the Empire when?

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>Coronavirus: Retailers warned not to 'exploit' consumers' fears
bbc.co.uk/news/business-51750124

>Epidemic likely in Britain after first patient in UK dies and WHO chief warns that 'This is not a drill'
independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-news-live-symptoms-deaths-uk-italy-us-who-map-latest-a9376696.html

posting in real thread

>HUURR DUURRR MUHH NADS WILLY
>MUHH BBEANANNNSSS
>UUUHHH SPPASSSTIICCCC
fuck this shit i'm splitting
learn to cope with it
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you acknowledge me as king of brit/pol/:

Yeah but i'm a spastic tho

>work in an estate agent where senior management are all muslim
>jew tenant comes in with kippa
>about to serve him
>manager comes over and says 'sorry sir we have run out of properties'

baste

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>The truth about coronavirus: Couple who were struck down with the virus on the Diamond Princess cruise reveal how horror condition affected them VERY differently
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8080205/Couple-contracted-coronavirus-Diamond-Princess-cruise-reveal-condition-affected-them.html

youtube.com/watch?v=hHubNLJ5sYs
chinks stole the holy half shekel

I REPEAT

>I REPEAT

chinks stole the holy half shekel

the temple coin features donald trump

COVID
"coronavirus"
corona
crown

>And David built there a mizbayach to Hashem and sacrificed burnt offerings and offerings of well-being. Hashem responded to the plea for the land, and the plague against Yisrael was checked. II Samuel 24:24

jewishpress.com/blogs/felafel-on-rye/israeli-institute-may-be-on-verge-of-coronavirus-vaccine/2020/03/04/

YES IT'S REAL


It was reported on the Har-Habait site that Rabbi Aryeh Lipo, a religious studies teacher who ran for the Likud in 2014, gave a special lesson on the Temple Mount.

Rabbi Lipo said. "The Temple is the crown, just like tefillin on the head of a Jewish man."

>In the days to come, The Mount of Hashem's House Shall stand firm above the mountains And tower above the hills; And all the nations Shall gaze on it with joy. Isaiah 2:2

The rabbi related that a Chinese woman had ascended to the Temple Mount where she joined a prayer and that hundreds of Jews who self-identify as secular donned tefillin in Tel Aviv ten days ago.

>"We are assured that returning the crown of tefillin to the Temple Mount will remove the crown of suffering, the coronavirus, from the world."

IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING BOYS PUT THIS IN THE OP NEXT TIME

I miss him

>left my laptop open and went to do some cooking
>gave gf her food
>gf came through
>no pepper that belong to the niglet
>that belong to the bullying, niglet
>*shitting myself thinking one of you has posted something racist and she's seen
>what are you talking about
>niglet
>n-e-g-l-e-c-t

fug

Dickhead

Lol imagine being scared of saying racist things around you gf. I'm a loser but still not this pathetic

i don't want my children to hear swear words all the time or racist shit

inb4
>u don't have children fucking liar
i mean in future you spastic

Best kys yourself just in case

COVID-19 is going to make you infertile if you somehow survive it.

manhands wants me to impregnate her so she can turn the weans against us mate

ok ill post a photo if i can blur my fucking face
stop calling me a tranny
just end this

Have your kids got a "time machine" or something?

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you wont even timestamp it you tranny

the environment i set now matters
if my gf swears i tell her off

no i won't i dont give a shit

you fucking monsters

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only one person is receiving a you

>i dont give a shit
yeah you do you're so desperate for me to like you

Does that include the 50% that *are* women? I'm confused.

is manhands gonna do us all in lads?

>inb4 the Canadian Empire colonizes England

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>stop calling me a tranny
It won't stop, its been going on with Alice2 for over a decade now on Yas Forums and /bant/. Best you can do is ignore it and stop getting your knickers in such a twist about it.

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so even the majority of women are biased againsed women lol

>this

tell brit/pol/ how i've shagged yer sister again

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

time to ban Islam and deport the paki filth that have been taking the absolute piss. the white filth that supported and enabled this shit can go with them

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All women hate and despise all other women, user.
You need to get out more. Hang in the kitchen at parties for 20 minutes. You'll soon see what I mean.

we ran the dates through and its not possible

you run away from dates and you said i've shagged your sister

I know all too well mate, imagine the carnage if a second man-handed tranny were to show up and start posting.

but niggers threaten our very existence and everything we have built. It is only natural to care for one's own race rather than another. It is instinctive to say FUCK NIGGERS, SEMITES AND JANNIES

Petitions never do anything.

you shagged a sheep

True

> imagine the carnage if a second man-handed tranny were to show up and start posting.
now this looks like a job for me

Saw that happen on Yas Forums back in the day with Alice2 and Aeris. Right old cat fight that was.

>cis in the id
lmao

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paki detected

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we're not going to make it, are we? this virus is already looking like an extinction level event. the hospitals are going to get overrun soon and there will be riots everywhere when that happens.

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yer maw is fucking livid

Why did you fucking lie to me? I commute on the tube and really wanted to catch corona for two weeks off but I haven't gotten it yet.

hard to dispute

you are a tube

i'll give you a disease

what happens if manhands is actually a qt

I survived the great ladbird plague of '76, you will be fine.

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I am planning to go see Seinfeld in Vegas in April. Hope he doesn’t bail because of the coronavirus.

the desperate boot'll still get telt tae fuck off

It's pube you bloody newfag

good content
what does destined for blues mean? are you depressed

1 person is getting a (you)

pube doesn't drink blossom hill rosé spastic

tell yer sister tae unblock ma number mate

who's /questiontime/ watching here?

this

spastic

i wish manhands would fuck off

Ja już nigdy się nie zmienię

fucking based

Zawsze będę żył już tak!

jesteś spastyczny

Why

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o kurwa

manhands kocha mnie autystycznie and that makes you envy me???

deep tbqh

Fucking glad I didn't try those hash brownies tonight, you nobbers would be freaking me out.

I'm happily married you utter spastic and that makes you envy me?

Are you the guy who's daughter made them? why didnt you?

im destined for blues

youtube.com/watch?v=cwhirEmOthM

post a picture incel

Saving them for the weekend, I got some omega white cider instead.

i want to move far out into the wilderness (what little we have) if we somehow survive this pandemic. i want to live a no-tech lifestyle far away from all of this.

>omega white cider instead.

Ah the economic connoisseur

Good lad
this is all you get spastic

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>or racist shit
Your kids will hear a lot of racist shit in the future if they're white. They'll also learn to hate themselves and you. Grow a spine, faggot.

anyone here drink their tea with the teabag in

yea so u keep saying tedloon

Cannot stop shitting and vomiting from this virus, lads. It's been days now. Got to go to London tomorrow where no doubt I'll be coofin and achooin nonstop on the tube.

LARPing virgin

>larping virgin
that's me though?