/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1622

There should at least be pictures of corona chan with feet

Who is more incompetent in their handling of this situation? Canada or the United States?

has it really only been here a week or two if healthy, white, non-elderly men are dying?

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youtube.com/watch?v=7YI2tOoVVpk

THANK YOU BASED DR SEHEULT

>politicans are getting it now

it keeps getting better and better

>One by one the nothingburgers are consumed

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Canada, we're being fucking morons about it but at least we've restricted travel from China, Italy, and Iran. You guys haven't even done that and seem to be intentionally avoiding widespread testing despite having gotten confirmed cases earlier than we did.

The Reichskristallnacht will be coming for you

Nuke the Coronavirus!

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What does everyone make of China state media calling it a mix between SARS and AIDS? Nothingburger?
globaltimes.cn/content/1181121.shtml

>be WHO expert
>go to China to see how its really going on
>get the chance to tell tell how it is on live TV
>spends 14mins praising China, spitting CCP propaganda and shit talking other countries

>WHO expert: China only really quarantined a small part of its population (80mil)
>NPC jorno: but that's more than the population of the UK
>WHO Expert: b-b-b-b-b-

>NPC Jorno: if you've been to China, why are you at work? Shouldn't you be at quarantine?
>WHO expert: UH UHHHHH UHHHHH

>NPC Jorno: have you been tested? How do you know you're not infected?
WHO expert: *goes full autist* I JUST KNOW, OKAY. PLUS I DID GET TESTED, BUT NOT FOR CORONAVIRUS

Fuck hahahahhaha

youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_FkyY3BOM

I'm off for a bit, feeling pretty damn sick, cough is pretty bad. If someone wants to maintain this up for general info

THREADLY P WORD.
P A N D E M I C

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Actual doctor here

From what I've read, particularly from the Lancet article, it appears to be capable of correlated loop chains, long-term dichroitic inhibition and innate caspase structures. Its von-Wille pathophysiological agents sub-units exhibit non-toxic repair dysgenesis utilizing phospholipid functional kinase. This is in line with novel medial dismustase and active catalytic time-course but surprisingly its non-androgenic caspase traffic seems similar to short-term wild-type proliferation though if it's capable of ectopic negative transcriptome and can endure equal unilateral stress, it's not unusual.

If its specific epidemiological expression engineered arrayed kinase coagulates strongly with unregulated triplex mutant retroposon moderate positive transposon then engineered non-covalent chains should be applicable for a potential cure issuing generic experimental mutagenesis with phospholipid proteomic modifications.

Chile has 4 cases:
biobiochile.cl/noticias/nacional/chile/2020/03/05/confirman-cuarto-caso-de-coronavirus-en-chile.shtml
Please update

would someone get a suit for my boy Tigrex here
thank you

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>53 cases here
Big daddy exponential is coming for us fuuuuuuck

EU defense council is infected

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I think I have had enough of this burger.
In fact, I really want off this ride!

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Uh
English please!

I'm not even Jewish nigger.
Feet is chad level

I thought we were still accepting flights from Italy and that there was only a travel warning for that area

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Fine. Get well soon.

Update chile please,we got 4 cases now.

We know it's been spreading cryptically in Washington for 6 weeks or so and we're just starting to identify cases with testing available and as they come out of their incubation period. I suspect other parts of the country are similar.

So this is how an idiot thinks a smart person would speak.

>only 6 cases in mexico so far
>1 discharged
>no change for days

We got this under control

Say when

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Canada is doing nothing to even slow it down.
We've actually been testing more than the U.S. in just one province (B.C.), but yeah we're definitely more fucked because of travel.

wew lads
>warsaw
>roommate comes back from work
>says shelves are empty in local carrefour
>call mom
>she says medical facilities in hometown are locked down
>to see a doctor, you have to buzz in at the entrance, and you have an interview with a nurse while standing before locked door about your illness, then if its all good they let you in, then you have to disinfect your hands, and then you can see a doctor

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When do the nukes begin falling with style?

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Is virus a racist? Didn't have time to watch the news.

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omg i gotta watch this

4% mortality rate with hospitalization, 15-20% severe cases is nothing to laugh about. It's Spanish flu 2.0, and that's BAD.
The amoral incompetents that rule my country have clearly wanted it to spread to cull the old and poor.
They see this as an opportunity. If Yas Forums is absolutely right, WE ARE ALL FUCKED.
But if WHO is right, (((they))) are actually all fucked, because everyone with a working brain understood they refuse to take drastic mesures to stop the spread due to "mUh EcOnOmY !", and will only take mesures to fuck with protests, elections and political opposition (ex : no mass gatherings = no political rally 2 weeks before the election). I'm actually dumb enough to post this here, and will get FEMA'd for this, but there are thousands of people that have come to the same conclusion, have shut their mouths up and will survive this epidemic.
They will have lost loved ones, and will be looking for a scapegoat (what better scapegoat than an actual culprit ?). Even in the military.

lmao based nigger

I know some of those words

Tomorrow

Reminder that every official channel is lying to you.
Nurses and doctors are getting wildly different guides and warnings that the public receives. Often going completely against what is being told to the media. We are also not supposed to talk about this.
T:whistleblower

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BNO Newsroom
@BNODesk
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6 мин
>NEW: French lawmaker Jean-Luc Reitzer has tested positive for coronavirus and is seriously ill - BFMTV

This is just a flu. I repeat, just a flu. Move along citizens, go to work as usual and continue to consoome.

It is in English, which word are you having issues with?
no need for personal attacks

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finna based

>british columbia has done more test then the entirety of the United states

What the fuck are you burgers doing?
Jesus christ half of Seattle is probably infected by now

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How many weeks left until the economy collapses? I'm planning on taking out large sums of cash right before everyone realizes what's happening.

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Can a cure be found? Also, what about the intravenous vitamin c story?

>if we don't test it's not there

Brazil is only 5, not 8

Yeah I agree. God help us all.

Yeah but will your VX be able to catalyze it in time?

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Why does corona Chan have such a long incubation time

It’s just enough to keep the normies and wagies from panicking so it can spread wider and keep everyone distracted

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Friendly reminder to be "Respectfully Aggressive"

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USA is the least competent country in the world for now.
>let's not test anyone
>and even if we do, let's make it cost 3000$
>let's make our docs and nurses work with infected without any PPE, even without gloves
America is soooo fucked.

I just hope i don't get infected before the transition form normality to shtf.

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Did I read that the gov promised to buy excess masks to make sure of a large enough supply? or did I imagine that?

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT FUCKING BETHLEHEM BEING ON LOCKDOWN!? LOCKDOWN! BETHLEHEM! GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS! THIS IS TRULY A VIRUS OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!

Good answer.

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>French senator gets pozzed
>already seriously ill so he must have been infectious for a while
It's fucking happening.

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good post

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DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO EMPATHY HOW CAN YOU MAKE A CARTOON OF A DISEASES THAT WILL KILL OFF HALF THE WORLDS POPULATION

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muh!
>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/242017648/#242020202

kek

Based, nothing like this in france beside empty shelves. Stock is for at least until summer

CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
>CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
>CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
>CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
>CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
>CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
>CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
>CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
>CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX
>CHRISTIAN POULSE, DANISH FOOTBALL PLAYER, CAN HAVE CORONAVIRUS AMONG OTHER 3 STAFF PEOPLE FROM AFC AJAX

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I think we ran out and our testing criteria was extremely narrow. So yeah we're just shitting our pants on this one.

Reminder that Corona is a virus and not a girl. Stop sexualizing a virus. Thank you.

Thanks. That's hot af. I hope more anons do god's work. If we all die, at least I can be horny while dying

Reposting here, tell the world the truth.
A fairly decent article even suitable for normie consumption here:
charleshughsmith.blogspot.com/2020/03/could-chinas-overlapping-crises-spiral.html

"Could China's Overlapping Crises Spiral Out of Control?"
You all gotta remember EVERYTHING CCP DOES, and I mean EVERYTHING, is same as (((CNN))) and such shill globalist media networks, or israeli or iranian regimes.
PROJECTION.
Everything they accuse, provoke, or otherwise mess with against US and the world they are suffering x10 and dump on their own people constantly.
chinks in CCP are right now sacrificing their PLA lower level personnel as disease fodder (over 2000 PLA members and more police have been infected and are dying after being exposed to the virus) not to save the people, but to maintain their control and ensure their elite's survival.
These fuckers already killed chen qui shi, dr. ling, and many others just to sweep this wuhan virus shit under the rug, and are collaborating with globalist media networks to push "it was targeted at asians and iranians by US government" narrative when in fact we know it was going to be used in japan by CCP in case of ww3.
This fuck up by the chinese in literally spilling their own weapon in their country is going to be their death warrant, no matter how hard globalist media propaganda works to cover them.
FUCK (((WHO))).

So, who would need to die from the virus for it to be clear that it wasn‘t an elite population decimation stunt? The rothschilds? Xi Jinping? Hillary Clinton?

We will come to collect when it's time.

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Imagine the smell of Wuhan which he had to experience first-hand.

Your copy pasta is stale and already annoying you don't need to post it in every thread. Its literally the most cold take you could possibly have at this point.
>duh you can't trust The Who duh

God fucking damn it, just eat the shit, it's still getting into your bloodstream whether you drink it, inject it, or shove it up your ass.

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>97910 infected
>3353 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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It's almost like someone designed it to be that way

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Our government tells us not to wear masks, and to not avoid asians.

Our government are lying boomers who need immediate gassing.

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lmao

kek

Yes it is racist. IN fact it is so racist that the chinks have been using the racist shit to spread it. Italy cannot find patient zero. I can. Pic related.

the fucking "dat's raciss" shit is actually responsible for the chink's ability to spread this. don't be a raciss--hug a chink and prove it. (the catch Chink AIDS and die).

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(OP)
Moar repost:
"Fake! Everything Is Fake!" Wuhan Residents Heckle Vice PM During Public Relations Stunt

zerohedge.com/geopolitical/fake-everything-fake-wuhan-residents-heckle-vice-pm-during-public-relations-stunt
"Earlier today we reported on empty factories which have been ordered to appear as though they're operating."
"During a visit to a Wuhan apartment complex in a public relations stunt, China's Vice prime minister Sun Chunlan was heckled by residents from their apartments, who shouted "Fake! Everything is fake!""

twitter.com/YaxueCao/status/1235581128582598664
"Today vice prime minister Sun Chunlan #孙春兰 visited Wuhan Qingshan Kaiyuan residential community. It’s meant to be a PR show. Residents were not allowed to come out, but things went out of control. They started shouting, “Fake! Everything is fake!” #假的 #全都是假的"

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Stupid question maybe
But the world will always recognize a nuclear bomb going off somewhere, right?
You can’t hide an atomic bomb going off right/wrong?

Fresh out of the press user, with a possible 9th (they say she tested positive in a private lab and now they're waiting a second test)
exame.abril.com.br/brasil/rio-de-janeiro-confirma-1o-caso-de-coronavirus-diz-secretaria/

I want to argue but... I just... I just can't. It's fucking true. Our governments have fucked this up big time. It was always going to end this way. No one wants to be the spark that starts the fire.

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0, get out now

New Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=1luY_vtX1nY

It means the Chinese are not going along with the bat soup meme/zoonotic narrative shilled in Western media and journals. And they never were because they undermined the wet market story from the beginning.

Africans are chads

>Be me
>Oldfag
>36 yo
>Senpai, Wife, kids
>Live in metro Seattle
>Red pilled & based
>Stocked up weeks ago
>Wife gets cranky & moody
>Teen daughter gets cranky and moody.
>Realize they have simultaneously started the gurl cycle.
>Check the supplies
>We forgot the fucking pads & poons!
>Check the medicine cabinets to find very few available.
>Suggest balling up T.P.
>Wife looks at me like I just cheated on her with her sister.
>Man up, mask up, glove up.
>Drive to local Wal-Mart
>Streets are fucking empty & Seattle looks like a fallout zone.
>Parking lot is empty except for a couple of homeless niggers.
>Go into Wal-Mart to find it empty with the shelves emptied and ravaged.
>Employees all wearing masks.
>All that's left is home deco and electronics.
>Find the fem products and take the last 3 packages.
>Hit the self checkout & bolt for the tesla.
>Make it back home. Throw away clothes, mask and gloves outside and spray packages with bleach.
>Deliver packages and run onto a hot shower.
>Wife comes in and tells me I'm a hero while she sits on the pot and inserts a poon.
>Meh, just another day in Seattle.

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where did all the nothingburger fags go?

>Unironically posting Zerohedge

kek
saved

German researchers identify possible medication against coronavirus

Top news (10:31 p.m.): The scientists of the German Primate Center (Leibniz Institute for Primate Research) in Göttingen identified a possible drug against the novel corona virus in a study. First, the researchers discovered a cellular enzyme that is essential for the virus to enter the lung cells - the protease TMPRSS2.

An existing drug that can inhibit this enzyme could therefore be a promising treatment option, the scientists continue. The drug, which is called Camostat Mesilate, has already been approved in Japan. The researchers are now investigating whether it can prevent infection with SARS-CoV-2. "We tested SARS-CoV-2 from a patient and found that Camostat Mesilate blocks the virus from entering the lung cells," says Markus Hoffmann, first author of the study.

now that the happening is almost over. When is the best time to sell the masks? I can sell them right now at a 10x markup which will net me around 250 euros for 50 masks. should I short them or wait longer?

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Anons, this virus made me realize I need to go see my boomer parents whom I havent seen in two years. I booked a one way ticket on the Cuckwagon Express from LA to Upstate NY. It leaves in a few days. Here's the route, how fucked am I?

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heres your (YOU) you absolute madlad

>massive global anti fake news campaigns
>plague like extinction event breaks out
>proceed to engage in the most fake news ever
its ok if we do it goy

>tell friend she should hold off on going to la because there is a literal pandemic
>chimpout.jpeg
>”it’s a fucking cold I can’t believe you wouldn’t want me to go to la over this your just jealous and want me to stay here”
>she proceeds to tell me I’m crazy and I’m overreacting and we all are going to get it
>try to reason with her
>”if it’s a cold why are there so many quarantines going up?”
>she hangs up on me
>wtf.jpeg
>realize she is completely is oblivious to everything including the massive quarantines about to go up all over the west coast
>realize this is what most Amerifats think
>realize I will be called crazy by every normie until the whole us looks like Wuhan

We are all fucking dead guys

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Actual poopee here
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That cash will only be good as shit tier fire starter or toilet paper. Bartering with goods/services will be the only thing that matters m8.

Actually a better choice
youtube.com/watch?v=AMF8JTYaqD8

it's over

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Our Government tell us not to buy masks because they are pointless.

They also say dont buy masks because nurses need them.

They also say that the nurses have plenty of masks.

>But the world will always recognize a nuclear bomb going off somewhere, right?
yes, the governments will know
you on the other hand not necessarily

>mfw Corona-chan is finally infecting footbal/soccerfags

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No just bitcoin since it’s not tangible and can’t spread corona

I hope you guys were watching this:
>Family of Life Care Center residents speak out on coronavirus
youtube.com/watch?v=0TG1EOx4PeA

all of them
>one dies
fall guy
>two dies
to make it more believable
>a dozen dies
faction cleansing
>a dozen+
internal power struggle
>100+
faction war

Maybe pic related

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why no stick?thread is way too fucking fast

>Wuhan Qingshan Kaiyuan residential community diagnosed with new strain of Coronavirus that seems to inflict entry and exit wounds

Someone was playing Pandemic and decided to make it a reality.

Why do you want to kill them?

Keep blowing--it is only because of whistle blowers that Yas Forums was able to get out in front of this.

FACT: Health care workers are on the front lines and the first to die.

FACT: Health care workers are being lied to about this to keep them coming to work.

FACT: health care workers that decide to stop going to work will be FORCED to work.

BLOW that fucking whistle, call out their lies.

ALL the Florida whistle blowers helped me convince someone not to go to FL because it was infested and they were lying.

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