What does the evolution of Corona-chan look like?

When corona v3 release date?

>What does the evolution of Corona-chan look like?

MORE AIDS

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Where did the original "X just flew over my house" meme came from?

This isn't funny anymore guys.

Holy shit a newfag just flew over my house!

WHERE'S THE FUCKING LINK?

NO LINK NO BUMP

Chrona-chan vs shota populace

Based digits...

>newfag
More of a 2016s newfag, but had a lot of no-internet holidays.

Now tell me anyways.

anyone who is actually afraid of this is either third world shitter or literally a moron. In the US, if you get flu like symptoms, go to a hospital immediately and you're fine (unless you're already frail from disease). A lot of these people that are passing out are working several days with flu-like symptoms

You haven't seen anything yet.
It just hit South Africa, and is already in Brazil.

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>2016
That is NEWFAG fren.. time passes by too fast..

Anyone post 2007 is a newfaggot

looking at the mutations on next strain;
nextstrain.org/ncov
how many and which types of mutations arerequired before calling it a "new strain". is each mutation a new strain?

Anyone who hasn't talked to Moot and gotten banned for making him butthurt isn't a true chansman.

It's over

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or is it more like when the divergence is a certain number then it's a new strain?

Lol newfag. Dont admit that. Keep lurking.

Pudi pudi pudi

Not long.

It only took a few thousand in Wuhan to turn it into the L-type. Italy and Iran will both make their own forms. God knows what Africa will make.

Crazy shit is coming.

It's in my state now as of today. Wish me luck frens

People who (claim to) live near an airfield near an ongoing happening would say shit in happening threads like "a fighter jet just flew over my house", and then people just started posting more hyperboloc comments like that in satire.

Do I have to Google this shit now... you people...

>Four evolutions later the last white scientists desperately develop a cure in underground bunkers with lead shielding.
>Third evolution allowed Corona to propagate through radiation. This was especially devastating as it caused Corona to be spread by light and through walls.
>Fourth evolution allowed Corona to propagate through gravity causing many scientists to throw their hands up and say 'What the fuck. This isn't even scientific.'
>But at last the cure is developed.
>The last remaining 130k white people are immunized.
>People emerge from their Corona shelters to find an empty world. A desolate but bright new world. A future to be rebuilt by those who survived.

OH SHIT GUYS A MORE HYPERBOLIC COMMENT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!!!

Theres a reason the phrase “lurk more” is/was used. At least try to pretend you’re not brain dead and have the common courtesy to lurk more before you post

let me know when it becomes a different virus entirely

until then, it's not evolution

Why do the jews keep telling us not to worry about it

>durr its just like the flu c no biggie

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Fuck the chinks, close them inside China until this all blows over.

I imagined myself in the exact situation to experience it. And i felt such a relief. Such a relief knowing that, that's it, the white man can finally be at peace on earth. Free of the nigger, the kike, the arab, the chink, the spic...

It's NPC programming. They want the market to stop doing weird things so they need to roll out an update to the NPC 2020 firmware.

kill yourself

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I considered the scenario:
>99% of White people die.
>100% of everyone else die.
And felt that it was a good trade.

It is, my friend. It is...

Overall, the origin of the novel coronavirus is still filled with what-ifs and maybes, but according to most reports, it's likeliest that bats (and possibly snakes) are to blame as the animal carriers of 2019-nCoV—but as far as "bat soup" is concerned, it's just an extremely misinformed (and potentially xenophobic) rumor

they're not going to post the link because what it actually says is that the 'more agressive' virus strain is the original strain, and it has evolved into a lessor strain which is what we are seeing now in china

>and why that's a good thing

youtube.com/watch?v=yWkRtVq7jcw
>Tfw Corona-Chan Exterminatus Ultra Strain mutations incooming?
BASED

>but heres why you shouldnt worry
My bullshitometer just exploded, were all doomed.

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Cant genome be studied from the virus running out wild

Shut the fuck up, Corona-Sama has a massive swinging cock with your name on it.

Iran has the super deadly version

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We need art of Corona-chan with this body type.

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...

it would adapt itself to genetically different hosts anyway. This is how they can trace the geo spread. Whats originating from, say, Italy now will be different to chinkbat soup Beta 0.1

antibody dependent enhancement and it's why COVID seems to have two phases

COVID attacks your body by entering cells with the ACEII gene. This is present in the lungs, all organs, your small intestines, and even your veins and arteries. This is phase 1 and typically your body handles this like a mild flu.

After two weeks or so your body produces antibodies. Normally this would wipe out the virus. But COVID uses the antibodies that bind to it and your cells to enter more cells. It turns immunity against you and starts reproducing like crazy.

This trait is present in all the horrying viruses like HIV, EBOLA, MERS, SARS, and now covid. It's why we can't develop a vaccine. Because all a vaccine does is get your body to develop antibodies without having to suffer through the disease. We actually developed a vaccine for SARS a few years ago but all the mice we tested it on died because as soon as they got reinfected with SARS the virus spread like a wildfire through its body with the antibodies meant to protect them.

The horrifying conclusion is that this means this could be a virus you can't develop an immunity to.
>"Why hasn't this been a problem before?"
You might be asking. Normally the viruses don't spread this easily. HIV and EBOLA needed sex or sharing needles or you acting like a nigger and dancing and kissing the corpses of the infected dead.

SARS was so horrifying because it spread easier. We got lucky and stopped it early and essentially eradicated it smallpox style.

It's too late for that with COVID. This could be a virus that threatens the human race itself

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Nothing to worry about
Nothing to fear
Keep calm
Stay put
Go to work tomorrow to keep the economy running along well.
youtu.be/d-diB65scQU

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>chinese scientists
They're just bullshitting to try and cover why they're sucking so hard at containing it.
>ohhh, ids extra spechur colonavilus hele, vely much murr cuntaygus

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AOL chat rooms of the 90s.
>sip
Ahhh, good times.

We can’t contain a common cold, why would be better at containing an unknown virus? Anyone with kids in daycare can answer this one.

Just go to the hospital with your questionable symptoms. At least you know you can catch it there!

Only the old, people with pre- existing conditions and respiratory conditions need worry. And the infirm who live sedentary lifestyles I front of computer screens indulging in conspiracy theories. There literally carriers that show no symptoms from the virus that are testing positive. Age, physical health, stress levels, frequency of re-exposure will determine the effects of the virus.

>We can’t contain a common cold, why would be better at containing an unknown virus? Anyone with kids in daycare can answer this one.

it's an airborne virus that has mutli-week endurance outside of hosts. There is NO containing it. It only "looks" like it semi-contained because vast majority of hosts have no symptoms or have mild symptoms similar to flu/cold. There are tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of undocumented cases.

If you're under 50 you could have or had Corona RIGHT NOW and not even know.

Shut the fuck up tony yang

Corona just flew over my house. The pilot? Albert Einstein.

>AOL
Pleb.
BBS master race.

antibody dependent enhancement and it's why COVID seems to have two phases

COVID attacks your body by entering cells with the ACEII gene. This is present in the lungs, all organs, your small intestines, and even your veins and arteries. This is phase 1 and typically your body handles this like a mild flu.

After two weeks or so your body produces antibodies. Normally this would wipe out the virus. But COVID uses the antibodies that bind to it and your cells to enter more cells. It turns immunity against you and starts reproducing like crazy.

This trait is present in all the horrying viruses like HIV, EBOLA, MERS, SARS, and now covid. It's why we can't develop a vaccine. Because all a vaccine does is get your body to develop antibodies without having to suffer through the disease. We actually developed a vaccine for SARS a few years ago but all the mice we tested it on died because as soon as they got reinfected with SARS the virus spread like a wildfire through its body with the antibodies meant to protect them.

The horrifying conclusion is that this means this could be a virus you can't develop an immunity to.
>"Why hasn't this been a problem before?"
You might be asking. Normally the viruses don't spread this easily. HIV and EBOLA needed sex or sharing needles or you acting like a nigger and dancing and kissing the corpses of the infected dead.

SARS was so horrifying because it spread easier. We got lucky and stopped it early and essentially eradicated it smallpox style.

It's too late for that with COVID. This could be a virus that threatens the human race itself.

youtu.be/opFCAWZHpzg

screaming city

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But colds at least go away in the warm winter months...will WuhuFlu go away?

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