/ptg/ President Trump General - Chokeahontas Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpAd: Keep Going! 3/4/20
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>Pres Trump on Hannity 3/4/20
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>Pres Trump @Latino Coalition Legislative Summit 3/4/20
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Airline CEOs 3/4/20
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>WH Press Brief (VP Pence/Corona-chan Task Force) 3/4/20
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>VP Pence on Dobbs 3/4/20
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>VP Pence meets w/Diagnostic Lab CEOs 3/4/20
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>SoS Pompeo/FLotUS Melania @IWOC Awards 3/4/20
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>AG IronBarr @DoJ Elder Justice Summit in Sun City Center FL 3/4/20
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youtu.be/FmAUzFHKbsU (pt2)
>TreasSec Mnuchin comments to reporters 3/4/20
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>DepAG Rosen @DoJ Natl Opioid Summit 3/4/20
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>KAC on FoxNews 3/4/20
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>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/4/20
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>Hurr Katrina on FoxNews 3/4/20
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>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 3/4/20
youtu.be/Z4kY9IH-ZbE
>Trump2020PressSec McEnany on FoxNews 3/4/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6138415732001
>WBGPres Malpass Joint Presser w/IMFManagingDir Georgieva on Corona-chan 3/4/20
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AWOO!

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that's pretty good

AWOO

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>barfs

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AWOO

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Other thread fucking sucks

>real thread

Trail of tears

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AWOO

Chardick's replacement is Salami

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I'm disappointed they didn't use the "Fauxcahontas holds strategy pow-wow" line.

That shitty splitting baker tho and his walls of crosslinks to fuck OP over. Sad.

He was indeed an asshole for that.

Check out the Rogan clip with the guy that studied Comanches.

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MAGA

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Has more post than this one.

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another salami? How many do they have? Do they clone them in a big facility?

In memoriam: Norway

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Was it me, Joe?

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You referring to the 'good morning /ptg/ Norway with the apus or some other Norway?

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>salami
we memed this, didn't we?

Based Greg

But Conan showed me him sipping a martini on a resort

"Norway" was a regular during the campaign. Portubro should remember.

sheeeeeit

I miss (both of them) 5ever

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The Democrats had years to search for at least one viable candidate to run against Trump in 2020 and they choose a senile doddering old straight white male establishment stooge Joe Biden. Was there no nigger or spic who could win the Democrat nomination?

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Did you ever hear about the one with the Bernout getting a refund?

They're still remaining

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Ought to make them remain in Africa.

MAGA

>they're still seething

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The Mexicans are making the African ones stay in southern Mexico.

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No.

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>Was there no nigger or spic who could win the Democrat nomination?
There was a spic, 3 nogs, a pineapple pig, and a chink. Turns out, the democrat voters didn't think they were as "electable" as a senile old embarrassment.

>be the party pushing minorities and diversity
>turn things over to your voters
>they pick the old white guy, not even the kike
The democrats will always be a mess.

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Satisfactory.

Awoo~!
>snipsnip

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No. The live-right/vote-left suburbers don;t actually want transwhatsis freakazoid spic muzz nog bunnies living in their neighborhoods. It would damage their property value.This is how the "my vote is a fashion accessory" crowd that makes up the low information democrat bulk allows themselves to vote for Trump without having to vote for Trump.

NIGGER

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>nearly done moving everything over so I can slap a new os to my desktop
Fug windows 10.

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PLOT TWIST

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REPLAWOOS?!

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>slap a new os t
I did that recently, fucked up all my image filenames.

Corona virus is ten times WORSE than reported

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LMAO there's a thread right now that's blaming the rights policies for why California is so shitty.

>new coronavirus
>new
this thing was made in a lab years ago they know how it works

>(((scientists)))

>There may be
You may be a faggot

>recovered from COVID-19
that never happens. the virus stays in your system and keeps attacking you until you die from it.
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS ISLAMAPHOBIA FUCKNOISE

So here: I can do this with one hand literally tied behind my back:

"I, user, do somlemnly swear that I will never commit an act of violence, nor condone an act of violence, nor through omission appear to condone an act of violence, done in the name of Jesus Christ."

Easy. Nothing to it.

Now:

"I, user, do somlemnly swear that I will never commit an act of violence, nor condone an act of violence, nor through omission appear to condone an act of violence, done in the name of Allah, or Muhammed his prohet."

Simple as that. Because

THEY

CAN'T

SAY

IT

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>Bernie demonizing Black voters

He seriously doesn't want the nomination, just a 4th house.

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we already know the virus is much worse than the (((media))) and (((ccp))) are saying it is. the death rate in italy and the collapse of iran prove that china is full of shit. we are never going to get a cure.

They will be working for us at least.
>for now

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Any questions?

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HAITI IS TRULY A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY

>don't trust the chinks
>But here's an article from the chinks

Can I have Ivanka for a night?

Bugmen copy monkeys mass producing that Gilead antiviral drug. That's the one that cured that first guy who had it in Washington state.

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SHIT
HOLE

Damn and I just made those vacay plans to get fucking beheaded.

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I'm sure I'll be fine.
Copy copy copy. Not a single original thought in their heads.

"Why are you lying about being close to a COVID-19 vaccine?"

>bugmen copy our technology
water is wet

Am I on IRC again /split

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Upon closer inspection of so-called zombies, you will quickly find out that these moaning, slowly moving, death-smelling creatures are actually just regular living niggers displaying typical behavior.

The niggers in Haiti have chopped down almost all the trees to make charcoal, which they use to cook delicious mud pies. Because of this, the country is 98% deforested and the soil is now largely infertile. The apes depend almost totally on foreign aid just to survive, as they could not grow their own food even if they wanted to. There is almost no tourism, little industry and epidemic levels of crime, poverty and AIDS (duh). Haiti is a perfect example that no matter where niggers are, whether in Africa or the Americas, if they are allowed to run things on their own, the result is invariably the same: EPIC FAILURE.

A wonderful, miraculous event occurred on January 12, 2010, when a 7.0 earthquake completely flattened half the country and killed--as of March 2010--around 230,000 niggers. Lulz were had as the world witnessed the chimpouts that immediately broke out before the earth even stopped shaking. Niggers wasted no time with the "Gibs me dat!", demanding that the rest of the world drop whatever they were doing to come rescue their useless asses.

Open-air dead nigger storage, courtesy of Mother Nature.

The earth-coon-ake produced classic TNB, such as: a nigger dragging a dead nigger out of a coffin in order to steal it, another nigger digging a 12-year-old sow out of the rubble and immediately raping her, and wild feral coons building barricades and road blocks out of nigger corpses. Haiti will continue being an incredible mess for years to come, except for the fact that the earthquake left Port-Au-Price looking better than before. That and all the dead niggers.

Sanders grassroots campaign is collapsing and the more radical socialists/communists plan on ousting Bernie because they know he will fail like 2016.

Biden vs Trump, DNC wants/needs Trump to win.

She's married, punk. Ask Jared.

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>we are never going to get a cure.
The invasion of America and Europe is the disease, Corona Chan is the cure!

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MAGA

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Jews are just 1.4% of the US population and 0.0025% of the world population

>Bernie Sanders on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Hl_qwINlopA
>Chuck Schumer on jew loyalty:
youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>Joe Biden on white genocide:
youtube.com/watch?v=KaCBYrVsic4

Senate (9% jewish, 650% US over-representation)

Michael Bennet (D-CO)
Richard Blumenthal (D-CT)
Benjamin Cardin (D-MD)
Dianne Feinstein (D-CA)
Jacky Rosen (D-NV)
Brian Schatz (D-HI)
Bernie Sanders (I-VT)
Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Ron Wyden (D-OR)

House (8% jewish, 600% US over-representation)

David Cicilline (D-RI)
Stephen Cohen (D-TN)
Susan Davis (D-CA)
Ted Deutch (D-FL)
Eliot Engel (D-NY)
Lois Frankel (D-FL)
Josh Gottheimer (D-NJ)
David Kutsoff (R-TN)
Andy Levin (D-MI)
Mike Levin (D-CA)
Alan Lowenthal (D-CA)
Nita Lowey (D-NY)
Elaine Luria (D-VA)
Jerry Nadler (D-NY)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)
Dean Phillips (D-MN)
Jamie Raskin (D-MD)
Max Rose (D-NY)*
Jan Schakowsky (D-IL)
Adam Schiff (D-CA)
Kim Schrier (D-WA)
Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL)
Brad Sherman (D-CA)
Brad Schneider (D-IL)
Elissa Slotkin (D-MI)
Susan Wild (D-PA)
John Yarmuth (D-KY)
Lee Zeldin (R-NY)

Supreme Court (33.3% jewish, 2,400% US over-representation):

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (D)
Stephen Breyer (D)
Elena Kagan (D)

forward.com/news/breaking-news/350531/jewish-donors-shun-donald-trump-95-of-contributions-go-to-hillary-clinton/

fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-gops-jewish-donors-are-abandoning-trump/

jpost.com/Diaspora/Jewish-Americans-are-now-the-face-of-Trump-resistance-571399

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Can I have the nuclear codes for one night to nuke Canada?

Friendly reminder an actual holy crusade is being waged against islamic invaders in greece. And also when civilization falls from coofing you can choose any mother demanding action as a war bride. Theyre completely and utterly defenseless. Coof on cops too. Fuck refugees. Fuck islam. Fuck women. And fuck kikes.

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Notice anything /ptg/?

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I'm fucking scared

foxnews.com/politics/graham-trump-daca-meeting-with-gop-senators

>“I think the takeaway for me is if the court rules in the president's favor we're not going to allow these folks to have their lives turned upside down, but we will try to put together a package that, you know, protects the DACA population but also does some things to address how this system's so broken and we'll just cross that bridge when we get there," he said.

AMNESTY DON

What did Alex Jones mean by this?

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Every fucking time.

Informational questions, not actual requests!

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seriously tho
what the fuck happened?

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What if I say please too?!

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looks much better that way

dems rig elections where have you been frendo

“ Well, I think the 3.4% is really a false number,” the President told the conservative cable network’s Sean Hannity. “Now, this is just my hunch, and, but based on a lot of conversation with a lot of people who do this, because a lot of people will have this and it’s very mild. They’ll get better very rapidly. They don’t even see a doctor. They don’t even call a doctor. You never hear about those people, so you can’t put them down in the category of the overall population in terms of this corona flu, and, or virus, so you just can’t do that,” Trump said, clearly trying to minimize the danger and the numbers of people infected

But then again they don’t know about the easy cases, the easy cases don’t go to the hospital, they don’t report to doctors or the hospital in many cases, so I think that number is very high. Personally I would say the number is way under 1%.”

> Yeah, let's not try to get the largest voting block on our side. That's fine. Fuck middle aged white men.
> we need more NIGGERS, and spics
> womenz too btw...
Tell me again when exactly the parties "switched sides"?

"Why are you pretending a virus that has a .7% death rate with people who have multiple comorbidities is a pandemic?"

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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Nex president better promis moar "Green Control."

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Why?

Bernie is suiciding his campaign, right on cue. Pay-off soon, 4th house inbound.

Full of shit.

> NEWS
US doctors plead to get tests
archive.is/kmBrK

All masks are now confiscated in France
archive.is/ZrBG7

Fed cuts interest rates, tries to stop market crash
archive.is/TlSTG

8% of the Iranian parliament already infected
archive.is/h3CaJ

Italy to close all schools and universities
archive.is/Lj9Fj

>RESEARCH
29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
doi.org/10.1128/JVI.02015-19

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
archive.is/WUioQ

Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
archive.is/cVj8k

nCoV to cost global economy $1.1 trillion
archive.is/S4urn

CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
archive.is/K40ru

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
archive.is/N3xns

>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 97,910 ► Died: 3,353

>LATEST CASES
20:48: 1 new case in New Jersey, United States.
20:47: 2 new cases in Harris County, Texas, United States. These are the first cases in Harris County. Both are travel-related.
20:46: 19 new cases in Japan.
20:45: 6 new cases in Ireland. The seventh case mentioned in the source was previously reported.
20:36: 2 new cases in Estonia. Both recently returned from Bergamo in northern Italy.
20:35: 5 new cases in Georgia. All had recently returned from Italy.
20:25: 1 new death in King County, Washington state, United States. The patient was a woman in her 90s and a resident at the long-term care facility which is at the center of the outbreak in Washington.
19:58: 4 new cases in Los Angeles County, California, United States.


>MORE
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Anyone have that video with Joe Biden creepily touching girls with the music in the background

user... I think your political compass diagram has autism.

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jared made him say this so bitin' can burn him in the election when they crank up the corona to epidemic levels

>girlfriend is cucking me
>p-please give to bernie
Bernie bros are ridiculous.

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>Find out "fellow whites" aren't white at all.
Gotta say this is one comfy apocalypse.

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spirit of Columbo
Just One more question. . .

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Ignant nigga lying to congress is what President Clinton was impeached and aquitted for.

shit got real

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pedo moments, lying dog faced pony soldier and running for the senate aren't enough to sink this guy

>The Five played Mr. Bungle for commercial bumper music
It was obviously Greg
He is too based

Mama Tulsi got 11 votes in my county. 9 of which were my frenz. We stormed the polling place with signs and stickers. Pretty good gains percentage wise I'd say.

To a Jew, who like most Jews, forced her to convert. So I don't care.

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/ptg/ split again?
sensing some MALARKEY here

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It's too deep for you.
They are even gayer than Buttgag.
For an apocalypse it's not that apocalyptic you know what I mean? A lot less chaos and dead.

He used to have Ariel Pink on Red Eye back in the day

>he was found innocent
He just publicly admitted that he is guilty, after being found innocent in the trial.
That opens the entire thing back up.

Kek

Bernie never got more than 30% of the primary voters polled and never was going to. Meaning the rest were all going to go to the "someone else" candidate. The DNC "allowed" 20 people to compete for the "someone else" position up until it looked like Bernie was going to win the majority of the delegates. That's when the call was made (by Obama no less) to have all the other "someone elses" drop out and let Biden absorb the 70% and the delegates needed to win the race.

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>For an apocalypse it's not that apocalyptic you know what I mean? A lot less chaos and dead.
it's only getting started.

>by Obama no less
proofs?