/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1620

>all those cases in the US back in January
>infected many others
>there are probably 10’s of thousands of infections right now

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T H I S I S A P A N D E M I C

Is it true that this is a cybervirus from a bioweapon lab in china?

lol

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How many cases in Vancouver?
Seems to me that place is a powder keg waiting to explode.

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Brazil +5
Confirmed cases doubled for the third consecutive day.
We're fucked, lads.

3 in New York City.

Expect that number to multiply by 7 within a day

yes. it's being distributed through 5g.

with the spread it is a happening, what you want is end of the world.

TWO NEW CASES IN ONTARIO CANADA
ADD IT TO THE NEXT OP PLEASE

Achoo!

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lol

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0% its already not that serious and completely overblown. All this shit is is fear porn

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PANDEMIC

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Hand over your mask Pierre

>Just the flu bro, move along, nothing to see here

It already is a happening. If fucking CHINA with all its draconian and horrific measures couldn't contain it, what makes you think the western world has any chance of managing anything? We're fucking done for, dude.

inner transmission or just tourist coming back?

We are not testing people, only those that show symptoms after coming back from wuhan or iran or italy. After they test positive we just tell them to self quarantine for two weeks.

Brazil is at 8. Update your list already.

Where do I get myself a teletubbie hazmat?

strain of SARS not that serious, fuck off nothing burger fag

I remember when I first watched that ep, that was the most hysterical laughter

>mRNA Coronavirus Vaccine Study
corona.kpwashingtonresearch.org/

Washington anons. Now is your chance to do your duty.

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>is airborne
no, it isnt
do you know the difference between airborne and aerosol? no? shut the fuck up then

Throat started getting sore for the past 2 days just while its spreading hard in my area. Its probably going to be Corona isnt it? FML I did my best so much to stay clear of people

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>all those cases in the UK back in January
>infected many others
>there are probably 10’s of thousands of infections right now

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>*cough* *cough* 7 new *COUGH* c-cases in in in *AAAACHOO* Ireland. Thirteen *COUGH COUGH AHHHHH COUGH* cases in to- in total

>Commuuuu *AAAAACKCCCKKKKKKK COUGH COUGH * community spread con-confirmed

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>multiple strains
>is as infectious as small pox
>a single person could cause an outbreak
>structure similar to AIDS
>can incubate for weeks

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Finland registered last infections and there wont be new infections anymore. It's contained and I officially declare Finland corona-free zone

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I've seen them on google for about $5,000

3 new cases in slovenia... just came in so there are 6 now

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do Americans feel safe yet?

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for you it's the muzzies that will

Loads. That's basically China. Like China they're also not testing or reporting shit.

ISRAEL BTFO
OH NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Go larp somewhere else, this is a bit past nothing burger fags fucking around, and learn what's confirmed yourself.

>Throat started getting sore for the past 2 days
Same, but mine is just allergies
Thinking about it, this is a really bad time for allergy season, it's just going to encourage more eye itching and sneezing

Which area?

>1.28% of people testing in B.C testing positive for the coronavirus

source: bccdc.ca/about/news-stories/stories/2020/information-on-novel-coronavirus

The only difference is that one hurts WHO nigger's fealings

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Brazilian bat mutation

underrated, macaco

Its not a strain of SARs idiot. All these larpers are photoshopping shit and turning it into images to bait you

How do I block tripfags so that I never see their posts?

hello fellow california fag, 916 reporting in

>Wake up feeling good
>Eat breakfast and do chores around the house
>Still feeling good
>Get on my computer and start reading corona stuff again
>Instantly feel a stomach ache and a tickle in my throat

The anxiety is honestly the worst part about this. If I could stop neurotically checking everything related to it I'd feel 1000% percent better

gg guis

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Sweet baby rays

kaj te fuk

China has contained it. Shit has been going on since November, if not earlier. Only Wuhan got fucked raw.

Romney had a talk with one of the CDC guys and it turns out we have like 1% of the masks we need for doctors to ride out the course of the virus in storage.

>mfw Israel gets dragged down with everyone else
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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inner transmission

Well, I might die as a virgin.

we should nuke china for this. not joking.

Similar to AIDS and SARS exactly like the flu would. It will kill us all. Exactly like the flu does.

Bro, do I need to spell it out for you?

Fucking kek 10/10

How much money did you lose?

What is this?

What in the nigger fuck is happening here?

vimeo.com/395802218

Are you stupid, or just denying the obvious? Not dealing with you idiots at this point.

newsday.com/long-island/coronavirus-new-york-state-deblasio-1.42481359
>The first confirmed case of the new coronavirus has surfaced on Long Island
>resident of Nassau County tested positive for the virus and is one of four hospitalized patients
> do not believe the man contracted the virus during travel and that this was an instance of "community spread."
>"community spread" is defined as spread of an illness for which the source of infection is unknown
>Cuomo said, "and the number will increase because it is math. The more people you test the more positives you will find.” (dropping bombs)
>Both NYC cases are "Both are currently hospitalized and in the intensive care unit."
>Cuomo said the $35 million he believes the state will receive under an emergency federal funding package is "insufficient."
archive.is/KVBwT

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>WHO complaining that countries aren't responding enough
>back in January they literally told countries not to do anything

Fuck WHO, fuck the UN, fuck globalism, and fuck Jannies

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Yas Forums X my dude

CORONA CHAN INFECTS AIPAC! CONGRESS MEMBERS WHO ATTENDED MAY BE INFECTED!
www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/04/congress-warned-possible-coronavirus-exposure-that-occurred-at-aipac.html

IM IN DC UNTIL TOMORROW. GOD HELP ME.

NOOOOOOO
SOUTH AMERICA IS DOMEED

>China has contained it.

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Hang in there bro.

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>DUDE IT ONLY KILLS OLD PEOPLE
Old people are the largest demographic in every developed and a large number of developing countries. Most politicians are old, most business owners are old, and the odds are that you know an old person who you look up to. Donald Trump is old, Xi Jinping is old, odds are that if your national leader isn't old, a local representative is old.
>B-BUT ONLY 3.5% DEATH RATE!
It's closer to 15% for old people. For reference, the US population 65+ is about 46 million people. Assuming that hospitalization rates were only double fatality rates (likely a lot higher), this would put 13.8 million people in the hospital, and result in 6.9 million deaths. Just for people over 65, never mind the fact that death rates start to grow pretty substantially for people over 40, or all the other people that would have to be hospitalized. The US is also one of the youngest developed countries on average, these ratios applied to most developed countries are actually worse.

So we're just looking at the complete flooding of medical institutions, massive political reshuffling, and a total shift in wealth, along with tens of millions of deaths. It's just the flu bro.

Nothing. Move along, citizen.

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Will this work?

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Looks like Spurdo Spärde from afar

tripfags kys

It is airborne you fucking clown.
Fuck off back to Faceberg.
twitter.com/howroute/status/1228162621716615168

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Only safer than you, I still expect the apocalypse but it couldn't possibly compare with what you are about to experience

It's literally called SARS-CoV-2

I understand your first case acted like an idiot and moved around despite being told to self quarantine?

user, I...

you were going to anyway

Noord-Brabant

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>might

All of them boomers coming back from a comfy Europe trip on major cities, except for an assimptomatic 13yo girl who was in Italy for a surgery and found out about corona-chan while doing post-op exams after coming back to Brazil.
Trying to convince my danger group normie parents to stay at home and stop going to work, but boomers are too fucking oblivious to listen.

Based illiterate retard
SARS-CoV-2

Some interesting shit I need to see go viral:
Reposting here, tell the world the truth.
A fairly decent article even suitable for normie consumption here:
charleshughsmith.blogspot.com/2020/03/could-chinas-overlapping-crises-spiral.html

"Could China's Overlapping Crises Spiral Out of Control?"
You all gotta remember EVERYTHING CCP DOES, and I mean EVERYTHING, is same as (((CNN))) and such shill globalist media networks, or israeli or iranian regimes.
PROJECTION.
Everything they accuse, provoke, or otherwise mess with against US and the world they are suffering x10 and dump on their own people constantly.
chinks in CCP are right now sacrificing their PLA lower level personnel as disease fodder (over 2000 PLA members and more police have been infected and are dying after being exposed to the virus) not to save the people, but to maintain their control and ensure their elite's survival.
These fuckers already killed chen qui shi, dr. ling, and many others just to sweep this wuhan virus shit under the rug, and are collaborating with globalist media networks to push "it was targeted at asians and iranians by US government" narrative when in fact we know it was going to be used in japan by CCP in case of ww3.
This fuck up by the chinese in literally spilling their own weapon in their country is going to be their death warrant, no matter how hard globalist media propaganda works to cover them.
FUCK (((WHO))).

do you?
>theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/27/coronavirus-england-only-has-15-beds-for-worst-respiratory-cases

How's your country doing? Thinking I'm gonna hide there.

I know that people dying is bad and everything but I think the real issue here is the anti Asian racism this whole thing has caused.

SARS isn't the virus you fucking idiot, it's the condition.
As it happens, SARS-Cov-1 is the original SARS virus and SARS-Cov-2 is what we have now. Both cause SARS.

I imagine Africa is turbo fucked as well

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Kek

Show me any evidence anywhere besides Wuhan is absolutely fucked. There is none.

fuck palestine niggers

>Was a happening denier since January

We’re actually all fucked aren’t we?

>virus sex
How long till someone cooms on it?

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Here, HERE!!!

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Hey, that coin is perfectly safe to pick up. Give it a lick for good luck.

I'm at the point of just filtering out fuckwits, not worth anyone's time.

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Reminder that there is no other hazmat suit as based as this one.

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READ AIPAC GOT INFECTED. CONGRESS IS INFECTED.

>do you know the difference between airborne and aerosol?
Corona virus is transmitted either way. Droplet, aerosol and airborne, as well as surface contact.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_acute_respiratory_syndrome_coronavirus_2

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'M KOOOFFFIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG

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yikes

At least a fucking virus wants me, since no one else did.

kek

Wasn't the world supposed to end today

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Dude its a literally nothingburger.
Even if 70% of the WORLD got infected at a 3.5% death rate only 190 million die. Maybe with overburdened hospitals it might go up to 300m. India spits out that many poos every 3 years.
Literal nothing burger.

Same, imma get off Yas Forums for at least 1-2 days, just gonna forget about it completely since I'm isolated at home anyways and not going out.

When's Jim's next stream btw? I just wanna laugh at clown world again (wasn't he supposed to do another stream on Sunday where he'd watch crazy women screaming in Walmart?)

Eh. Too expensive for the bantz.

>USA 168 (12)
pls no

So what you are telling me is that the same China that threatned doctors warning for this shit actually spreading now speaks the truth about their numbers?
I have seen gypsies more transparent and that alone is an understatement.

You're a schizo and you write like a schizo. Be honest, are you on medication for a mental disorder?

IT'S HAPPENING

Miranda Devine attempts to drop Coronavirus truth bomb on Fox News, immediately gets cut off.

vimeo.com/395802218

Miranda Devine attempts to drop Coronavirus truth bomb on Fox News, immediately gets cut off.

vimeo.com/395802218

There are two different stains of Coronavirus, S-type and L-type.

newscientist.com/article/2236544-coronavirus-are-there-two-strains-and-is-one-more-deadly/

The S strain is relatively harmless, it causes severe respiratory issues, but most people recover. The L strain is the strain that is causing people to drop dead in the street in China and Iran. Miranda Devine attempts to slip this fact into a conversation about politics/Democrats and gets immediately cut off.

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>several wop towns literally under military enforced quarantine

cheers

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>no gloves
she dead

Did you not read the prophecy? When the Corona mixes with the Brazilian vampire bat is when it kicks into turbo drive. Just wait TWO WEEKS since the start of carnival.

>This is where the fun begins.
youtube.com/watch?v=VJe6LLoGgR8

Is there an, "I'm growing stronger" Coronavirus version yet?

Pic related

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You can get fake "costume" versions for cheaper.

Absolutely based image.

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Is PANDEMIC the new nigger?

Is this the new cope?
That people will die but we can replace them?
That's not even a real argument.

Memeflag Jews always say schizo

Slovenia now has 6 confirmed cases

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It was posted in the last thirty minutes, so It's already happened

I've definitely come to the realization that the world as we knew it is over today.
Normies are realizing too

Please Corona Chan, please visit Simon Harris

Can any anons confirm weather Corona virus has touched Michigan.? I live in plainwell mi. Fort Custer traing camp is on the fema list for any Americans returning from china or any other place where they were exposed to the virus. My wife has had a horrible chest cold for about 4 days now. Myself my son nor my mother in law have had any symptoms of a cold or flu. But my wife has been to gun lake casino 4 times since January. I haven't heard one word about it being in Michigan, so I am just wondering if any anons have heard otherwise. Thank you guys and god speed.

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These fucking chink and (((msm))) shills hiding behind leaf and meme flags need to be GASSED by corona chan or just taken to crematoriums just like how they killed chen qui shi.
FUCK OFF CHINKS AND SANDNIGGERS.
en.radiofarda.com/a/iran-lawmaker-warns-about-spread-of-coronavirus-by-chinese-tourists/30397701.html

>AIPAC INFECTED
AIPAC INFECTED
>AIPAC INFECTED
AIPAC INFECTED

>www.cnbc.com/amp/2020/03/04/congress-warned-possible-coronavirus-exposure-that-occurred-at-aipac.html

POSSIBLE INFECTION TO US CONGRESS!

today was the day it passed the point of no return

it's over 200 by now

it did, my world in rust was reset today. It was a horrible time, and no one lived through the end times

yes. dont go to 4channel.org and post that word or youll get banned

It's a China-tier cope, at best.

What's your definition of a something-burger then, if a quarter of a billion people likely dead isn't it? Extinction-level events only?

The argument is at most it sets us back a year. Literal nothingburger.

Decently stocked but I won't last long when shit hits the fan. I still need some shit to stop infections, so where do I get actually useful masks at this stage and what foods should I have?

Based chinks fearmongering now that the situation is worse outside China than in China. Imagine the gloating when the US starts exploding with cases because they couldn't get testing on track for 5 weeks.

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Death rate in people in their 60s is 3.6%, not 15% you moron.

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>accelerationism opportunist
Actually believable
superb book

why would they not want this to get out?

>whether

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I guess the get wasn’t that good.

Normies are in full panic mode.

The fire rises.

>mfw security at hospital has increased because people keep robbing alcohol hand gel

If it mutates into another 2 strains,
currently it's only targeting really boomers for the most part.

If healthy young people start dying then it's time for PANIC

yesterday.
it hurt but its fine if you drink lots of water.

I'm guessing you have never read any of the latest scientific papers on SARS-cov-2?

Anything under half a billion is nothing burger.

Based and ti små kinesere pilled

We all will have two digits IQ by the end of 2020. Finaly the equality that the left always wanted.

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Washington King County Seattle under soft quarantine.

Why? I haven't seen any first world country treating this worse than you guys, desu. You are too deep in your lolbertarian ways, and that's going to cost you.

Our Ministry of Health, during press conference today, in accordance with previous and repeated statements from the WHO, said it is just a flu, bro.
And I see no reason to think otherwise.

P A N D E M I C

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you can ask france for some masks

You have no idea how the global economy works do you?

Show corona-chan some love she is really beatiful

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In what world is SARS-CoV 2 the same name as SARS? THEY ARE TWO DIFFERENT NAMES AND VIRUSES IDIOT

It doesn't matter. Borders are all open in every EU country. There are more infected and not tested, likely even a lot of cured (possibly still spreading it) than we know about. I live by the sea and there are hordes of Italians who come buy shit here for cheaper. I wager it's a similar situation in the north in some places bordering with Austria. It likely isn't more convenient for either Hungary or Croatia to come buy shit here, so I don't know about that. Foreigners aside, everyone's still acting as if it's a nothingburger, going on vacations, trips, etc... I'm more surprised by the fact that you still have a mere 10 cases.

that already happend in korea
yes

>using mainland china as a source

I've convinced myself that whiskey is the cure, works great.

Don't you niggers have /ptg/, 8kun or /sg/ bread to shit up lol
Same fucking bitches in every single general thread of significance. Game is over.
Most of you are already dead anyway.

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Hoping some based user is responsible

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lul

my president is willing to sacrifice 6% of our population to keep economy going

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It's 9, a case was just confirmed in Brasilia.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

P O S I T I V E PRESSURE

He went to a doctor despite the symtpoms

ZcwA7A
join for qt femboy fash

>Már négy koronavírusos van Magyarországon
4 infected in hungary now

Wish I was going to die in battle

Now I’m just going to get waterboarded by a fucking virus

These are ECMO beds. People who will need them are probably not worth the resources tbqh.

Based

Any affordable solar panel setups I can buy for charging stuff when the power goes out?

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Yes I am an economics major.

Where's your source, then? Post nose.

Geg

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>Its not a strain of SARs
>cannot identify the difference between the virus and the condition
S

>chinacdc.cn

>Strain of SARS
>YOU IDIOT IT'S NOT A STRAIN OF SARS IT IS SARS-CoV-2

okay retard

>Italy
>150 deaths
>4000 infected
>1/4 death ratio

WTF
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
ARE ALL THE DEADS OLD PEOPLE?

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kek, my bois just took over a sulphur quarry on one of the main servers but i cba staying up to 6am, hopefully we are not offlined by the time i hop on tomorrow.

Nice pic. And no, you fucking idiot. Digits mean jack shit. It's still happening and it might be an extinction level event. We don't fucking know yet. It is mutating, so you can get reinfected. Now it depends on how much more it will mutate and how fast it will spread all over. It could slow down for all we know.

The power wont go out you spaz. Not even Wuhan lost utilities.

Dont you guys realize all these people in America that have been found to be infected and dead already spent 14 days spreading it throughout the usa while asymptomatic? KEK

SARS is the disease, SARS-CoV-1 is the virus.
COVID19 is the disease. SARS-CoV-2 is the virus.

Don't try and educate me if you don't even know how naming conventions work.

At least you have the courage to admit you were a faggot

Gets are from bots and luck. Fags on this board would rather cling to a post number than the post content every since the feelsgoodman pisstoad became a newfag idol.

The West is finished.

>Mass riots in cities due to medical and food shortages
>Racial tensions explode
>Civilian controlled "no-go zones" in major cities

What's happening in Bethlehem? Does anyone know?

imagine if this shit kills a lot of the dems and takes (((schumer))) and that bitch booker down along with it lol
Our president is protected, but not these traitorous niggers working with china, iran and mossad israelis.

sauce on the pic?

Chile has 4 cases:
biobiochile.cl/noticias/nacional/chile/2020/03/05/confirman-cuarto-caso-de-coronavirus-en-chile.shtml
Please update

Explains why the ATE phenomenon might cause cytokine storms in young adults: youtu.be/cqOUm7pST04

Here's my next update anons. Harris county is fucked - still considered suspected and not confirmed until testing comes back, but no we've got this other stuff too
Link to news as well
fox26houston.com/news/harris-county-reports-first-two-cases-of-the-coronavirus-covid-19?fbclid=IwAR35KeoRlKrZKscRyd0re1QeUOhJhS9zVf_ovPr5eRAr5FGinNn1Vfkz90A

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Thanks, Charles.

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>quarantine all the cities in China
>it is contained

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kašljaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

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i wove cattoons

Nothingburger fags get stupider by the day. I can't imagine the retarded shit they'll be saying 2 weeks from now.

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It’s either going to be a really nasty pandemic, like once in a century bad... or it’s going to kill us all, and if it doesn’t kill us all leave most of us sterile, and if those who remain will be the worst economic collapse since forever

Nobody else has had the virus for very long nor has had many cases. Where else do you think we're going to get data from?

Sounds like your average night in London

Calm down guys, the man on the TV said it's just a flu

Not really because it effects only people over 60.

Anyone want to hazard a guess as to what the stock market will do when we have pictures of bodies piled in the streets

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I wouldn't say that. I'm at work in Seattle right now and it's mostly normal. It's definitely on everybody's minds though and I'm sure things are about to get pretty bad.

>what foods should I have
500 mars bars
500 snickers
200 tins all day breakfast
200 frozen sosij rolls

A child was born

You do realize that's because they have the iron grip of the communist party? If it gets as bad as Wuhan in the west, power will last 1-2 days, tops, as everybody runs to the hills.

I wonder how bad SF and LA will reek when the homeless start dropping like flies, there's no way they'll be able to keep up with the body disposal when hits skidrow.

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Kek, you guys are clueless

I'm not stuck on an island with 15 equipped beds. I have enough firearms and friends to have a step up on normies. Yes, my Gov't is retarded which is good because I was tired of having a (this) government anyway. But seeing Boris Johnson act like a complete tard in the face of this thing just warms my heart.

Hello. I am Doctor Matt. Today I will be engaging in a sexual intercourse with a patient with the Coronavirus to see if it transmits through sex. Here we go.

It has heen two hours since the intercourse. I cannot say if I got the virus or not but damn, that man can fuck.

It has been two days. I am showing symptoms of Coronavirus and I also have bulging spores appearing on my genitals. I think he had Herpes as well.

It has been one week. He definitely had herpes. I'm not sure what will kill me first, Coronavirus or the Herpes. I sincerely hope the Coronavirus.

Normies are beginning to panic: all local supermarkets sold out of toilet paper, kid who works there says they got cleaned out on online orders

Those AIPAC niggers probably have better Israeli nano-machines than the president of America himself.

if this PANDEMONIUM ever calms down can the world force chinks to stop eating disgusting shit?

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>Trusts the Chinese CDC
>Calls other people morons

>545 confirmed cases in Germany
545 confirmed cases in Germany
>545 confirmed cases in Germany
545 confirmed cases in Germany
>545 confirmed cases in Germany
545 confirmed cases in Germany
>545 confirmed cases in Germany
545 confirmed cases in Germany
>545 confirmed cases in Germany
545 confirmed cases in Germany
>545 confirmed cases in Germany
545 confirmed cases in Germany
>545 confirmed cases in Germany
545 confirmed cases in Germany

GIVE HER MOAR POWER Yas Forums
GIVE OUR GIRL ALL YOUR POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Got the article through zerohedge which very rarely posts good shit these days. It's a decently written one that outlines CCP's troubles well.

Those fuckers are literally acting the same as (((CNN))). Point is to move all the eyes away from china, dispose of their people quietly, and focus all the blame and attention on US.
Stupid as stupid does. CCP/PLA should all get virulent cases of the mutated strains and die off, including the ones overseas.

>nothing of significance has even happened
Underage

Brazil is at 8 cases now
Brazil is at 8 cases now
Brazil is at 8 cases now
Brazil is at 8 cases now

exame.abril.com.br/brasil/rio-de-janeiro-confirma-1o-caso-de-coronavirus-diz-secretaria/

checked

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Jim, it's time.

all of the above and a metric ton of deenz

>the market can remain irrational for longer then you can remain solvent
some econ faggot

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It's the same in Vancouver. Stay safe PNW bro

checkem

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At that point, it won't exist desu

Yes the london boys, how bad will shit realistically get here? Not just through infection but I’m thinking more about civil unrest, with the african & arab population. Would the police even try to contain marauding gangs of Muslims if they were to run riot?