/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1619

Kek must be watching over me, because after my retard friend broke my mask I actually managed to find the exact same kind underneath a shelf at my bunnings and some filters. Some poorfag probably stashed them there and saved my life.

>corona is mutating
>it’s in LA, SF
>it will soon spread in the homeless community

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THE PANDEMIC RISES

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Waterloo finally infected. It was nice knowing you all

ITS A THREAD. NOT BREAD. Thank you and good-bye

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>Italy +769 (+41)
CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOO.
CRUCCHI BTFO

based

This is what makes them comfy. The last few days they were so slow I was convinced this might actually turn out to be nothing

guys is corona going to get worse or better what's going to happen a month from today

archive.is/CTn3y

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What happens if warm weather actually makes it stronger

enough with this corona shit... its been almost three months and nothing of significance has even happened. you guys just keep saying "two more weeks bro, im serious"

face it nerds, this is a genuine nothingburger.
wake me up when a us city goes into quarantine... until then, fuck off

>97873 infected
>3352 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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Calling all
>New Video Footage
either from Iran, Italy, Seattle, Wuhan from the last 2 days.
Thanks, user. Here is a video of a woman crying for help from her balcony.
twitter.com/TomthunkitsMind/status/1235628766774218754

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I'm sure some user has posted this already, but
according to these digits on Yas Forums the world ends today

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CCP: Dr. Wenliang, I'm MSS.

WHO: He wasn't alone.

CCP: Uh, you don't get to bring pathogens.

Dr. Wenliang: I-it's just a cold.

WHO: Don't worry, no charge for them.

CCP: And why would I want them?

WHO: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the virus... the beer girl.

CCP: Corona?! Get 'em on board, I'll call it in.

CCP: The virus study I just filled with the Center lists me, my men, and Dr. Wenliang here, but only one of you!
FIRST ONE TO GET CULTURED GETS TO STAY IN MY HOSPITAL!
(((WHO))) PAID YOU TO INFECT DR. WENLIANG?
-Silence, met with the sound of an alcohol spray bottle-

CCP: HE DIDN'T INCUBATE SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
TELL ME ABOUT CORONA! WHY DOES SHE COME FROM THE SEAFOOD MARKET?
-Silence-
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR AN INANIMATE RNA INJECTOR!

Corona: Perhaps he's wondering why someone would spray a culture with alcohol before dumping the experiment.

CCP: At least you can talk. Who are you?

Corona: It doesn't matter who we are... What matters is our infectivity.
-CCP gets test results confirming Corona-
Corona: No one cared who I was 'till I left the bat.

-CCP gestures to Corona's hazmat suit-
CCP: If I pull that off will you die?

Corona: It would be extremely painful

CCP: You're a serious virus.

Corona: For you.

CCP: Was getting caught part of your plan?

Corona: Of course!

Corona: Dr. Wenliang refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what vaccines he gave you.

Dr. Wenliang: Nothing! I spread nothing!

CCP: Well congratulations, you got yourself caught!

Hazmat: Sir?

CCP: Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Corona: Crashing this planet... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

-user begins to scrub down for hazmat level 3-

Corona: No! They expect one of us in the burn piles, brother!

user: Have we started an infection?

Corona: Yes! The infection rises!

Dr. Wenliang: [Incoherent screaming while stroking out]

Corona: Calm down, Doctor. Now is not the time for fear... That comes later!.

Riot shield is a good idea. How much do they go for?

>tfw work at Bromma airport
>WHO Director-general dr poojeet tweets that shit is hitting the fan
>this is not a drill
>tfw I will have to go to work in like 2 hours
I'm already dead aren't I

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AMERICANS AVOID ALL OBVIOUS MAGATARDS THEY WILL INFECT YOU THEY WANT YOU DEAD!

>grorious Xinnie the flu has a everything undah contror
Even as everything crashes down, they still suck the CCP off

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Boomer got infected from his rice pudding gf

STEAM THE RICE, PAY THE PRICE.

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
WHO chief Tedros says he's concerned some countries are not doing enough to stop coronavirus, saying: "This is NOT a drill .. This is a time for pulling out all the stops"

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TOP 3
>TOP 3
TOP 3
>TOP 3
TOP 3
>TOP 3
TOP 3
>TOP 3
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Everything is okay everyone, this is a high risk situation, but there is no pandemic. Carry on with your day!

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Tell me about Bane? Why does he wear the mask?

The great CaliCleanup will begin

empty cities

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GUYS A GARY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

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>Media is saying it will not be bad
>Everyone is saying its just the flu
>Literally the flu
>We got bigger problems
Why are you thinking the Spanish flu will kill us all?
>Pic is predicted nothingburger

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What the fuck, I remember your story from earlier today

Please elaborate on how did it even come to your friend breaking your mask?

based and chest pilled

You are about to get fucked user. That is what is going to happen

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rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0305/1120323-ireland-virus-containment/

7 new cases in ireland, 13 total. First case of community transmission

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Lmao except put you down

Suggesting to people in this area to wash their hands is a joke. All of the brown international students with hygiene equivalent to a sewer rat will die.

Also new case here in Chicago where the guy got it from Italy and was infected while at O’Hare. When schools go on spring break soon, people who will fly are going to be very susceptible to contracting the virus and we are going to see it spread like crazy.

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This is a ballistic shield. It's very heavy and you can't buy it. The sheet I made it from is 2000$

shaddap fatty

TEDDY ARE YOU OKAY?
TEDDY ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY TEDDY?

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Is... is that a shower door?

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>get infected
>manage to not die
>basically become pic related

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You need three points of contact on that handle to make sure it doesn't just bend during use. Get two more bars and make a triangle. Also, put some soft cloth around the handle.

Clever user
Ingsoc material!

TYB

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TOP 2 WITHIN NEXT WEEK

LAS VEGAS HAS A CASE! GODDAMMIT!

>Mfw the nightmare that was yesterday morning

Checked.

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look at this fucking newfag

Update, Brazil is now at 8, four new cases today.

Cringe

When will the housing market crash?

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This disease has already ended more people than 9 11.

Why havent you armed your monkey and taught it to stand watch yet user ?

its true though. The risk to the average american *is* low. it might increase, since this is an evolving situation.

>Dead: 3,355
lol, still only 3,355.
How many days has it been stuck at 3,355? Four days? Five days?

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Where the fuck did the monkey come from?

anywhere with rampant tourism is definitely crawling with the virus. no need for it to even be confirmed, they might as well wall off all tourist hubs now

P :^)

Press S to spit on Ted

When my country goes to hell I gonna steal so much shit

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ITS A PAAAANDEEEEMIIIIIC

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>"This is NOT a drill .. This is a time for pulling out all the stops"
How about
Uh
Now bear with me for a second
I know this is crazy but

Wouldn't -all- of the stops include declaring a pandemic?

Yas Forumstards are starting to wake up about this now that its in NA

Question for commiefornia k fags- I’m all prepped but no funs on the books. Is it true that you cannot buy ammo in ca anymore unless you have a registered firearm?

Fuck I have to fly there soon

NOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE BREAD

Everything is good, you look good in that biohazard suit user.

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You should probably put what really happened alongside it krautfag.
Otherwise your post doesn't make sense to 99% of the world's population.

Add another 288 probable cases.
This guy has been rarely wrong so far, could be limited hangout.

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People actually have pet monkeys? I thought that shit's just for pirates

basically a newfag, wanting to understand the facts and dangers on the corona virus, and best ways to prepare like what masks are good or most important necessities to stock , if any1 would like to redpill me pls

>JUST LIKE UH VIDYA GAYMES XD
kys

farewell zhang

>Israel shuts down everything
>people freak out
>company party cancelled
>friends aren't coming out

fucking fear mongering faggots
this virus kills people over 80 y.o ffs you fucking dumb niggers
I'll go out as much as I can and catch it, then I'll spread it to everyone to get them sick for 2 days and it will be over.

fuck
faggots

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It's impractical beyond moving into a doorway or hallway. It's just too heavy. So I don't really plan on lugging that bitch around. And the reason I didn't do that is the more penetrations the weaker this material is.

Gary knows the dark secrets. Garyposting is a spell cast to keep Corona-chan strong. The moment it stops, she loses some of her power. Each /cvg/ thread that goes by without Gary's seal of approval and good luck will diminish the power of our egregore Contagion Queen Corona-chan. Thanks, Gary.

HSBC Employee in London confirmed to be infected. HSBC sends all employees on 10th floor home for the day to conduct a deep clean of work area and shared spaces.

>theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/05/hsbc-evacuates-floor-of-canary-wharf-after-coronavirus-test

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>drops you and your monkey from 350 yards
Heh, nothin personnel

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>FYI this is a #Coronavirus #COVID19 #CoronavirusOutbreak #FakeCases
The woman is in a tank top & shorts - It's winter in #Wuhan, #China avg is 42F. This led us to check the video using InVid, a very reliable forensic video tool. This video was created in 2011 and not from Wuhan

So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a coof.

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You're too late, anyone who before thread #500 are already dead. We already prepped.

>Suspiscious
SUSPECTED stomme kaasbol

epic toast bro, really improved the bread.

So why aren't you guys innawoods? I sure as hell am thinking what the fuck I'm still doing holed up in a city. Who here have actually taken drastic measures and made a plan that's not just "canned food for several months"? I don't believe at this point, that food reserves are anything but slowing down the inevitable. Cities can become tombs - and while isolation at home may be safe short-term, leaving (i.e. exiting such isolation, even with mask & goggles) will become more and more risky as the time goes.

What are you guys DOING? I think this masks + food prepping is becoming a meme, at this point. It's not a solution.

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WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
>WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING
>WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING

Italy is really screwed this time.
These are the infected and dead counts in Italy in the last 11 days.
Notice that both counts are increasing exponentially. However, at day 7 something happens. The infected count starts to slow down, but at the same time the dead count is speeding up. This is why the chart is in two different colors, in order to notice the trend and how good the linear regression fits for each period of time.

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do that please, i'll donate sweet shekels

that plate carrier is looking kinda thin.
I'm not too concerned.

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total 5 confirmed here, just googletranslate it source archive.is/nH5Gn

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GIVEN ANOTHER KOBA IS HERE. IM HUGE NIGHT OWL AND BEEN HEARING AMBULANCE SIRENS AFTER MIDNIGHT AND AT ABSOLUTE MOST 1 IN DAYLIGHT.

It’s more contagious than small pox
Those over 50 are more likely to die
Avoid highly populated areas

Went balls to the wall and attended a conference I was expected at. The amount of low grade ill people was a site to behold. My reasoning, fuck it, we are all getting it. Deal with it.

Second conference has been cancelled. Corporate decision. Risk management has weighed the potential risk of employee litigation and cancelled all future participation in public events. I work for Mars. Check out our portfolio.

virgin quarantine breaker

Know what you meme

I just want martial law to be enacted and for all of us to be forcibly held in our homes. I'll be cuddled up with my gf and my cat, eating canned beans, watching tv. Falling asleep to the crack of gunfire. The government has killed another potential spreader that left their home. What a beautiful night

Pros of somethingburger
>get to be extremely smug at all the NPC normalshits who were so convinced nothing was going to happen
Cons of somethingburger
>I fucking die

Dumb jew

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Are you okay Texas?

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Everything is fine guys, we can all relax.

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Didn't even notice the monkey. Imagine being so alienated you don't even pay any attention to the images you consume on the internet, lol.

just poison the well fren

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YES YES YES
Break that glass ceiling Corona-chan

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The world would be so comfy if there were 7.5 billion less people.

>This is not a drill

>The window of opportunity is closing

Yet at the same time

>Just wash ur penis and hands bro lol, just a flu

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FORZA FERRARI

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P word

based and nemesis-pilled

Has Xi made a public appeance since this all started?

>you will die a virgin

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NPCs are smug up until the moment they die

Bad news, frens. I went to a museum, italian restaurant and a snow sculpture display during the weekend. Now I'm starting to develop a cough and I can feel some rasping in my lungs when I breathe. I think I might be fucked...

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You virgins wash your penis?

Could the decrease in positives just be lack of proper testing?

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worse then better. but worse first man. and i hope not much worse

i'm on the optimistic side of it hoping it'll mostly just affect folks who are already sick and prone to illnesses. still feel bad for em, but ah well

Wuhan 2.0
mynorthwest.com/1750612/washington-wuhan-coronavirus-comparison/

You're gonna fuck off INNAWOODS
Every other preper gonna fuck off INNAWOODS
You're all going to be sick with the virus INNAWOODS

You are not the mountain man you think you are.
I have a cabin and 200 acres of private land. You're a fucking idiot in a tent.

don't do it user....

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Seattle resident here. Uw seattle hasnt cancelled all classes yet. An Amazon worker caught it. We are so fucked

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Take pics of you doing it then faggot. It's all very well being prepped, you/we/us have to be prepared to be isolated for months as well.

Once the boomers die and the inheritance gets passed on, houses where there are multiple inheritors usually get sold. Loads of boomers dying at the same time means the market will be possibly saturated by estate sales.

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this year's f1 championship is fucked, bummer

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I told him to prepare in November. Moved 40mins from the city into the burbs and basically been prepping ever since. He kept asking me to hang and go to gigs and i said ill hang but on my terms I am not going into the city. Anyways i got back from a supply run yesterday and he was there with my trashed mask being like "this is is for your own good"

So I stabbed him with a screwdriver repeatedly

Potential spreader militia killed the government. On the way for your gf, beans and pretty mouth

based

>less than 3% Death rate / 80% infected have no a benign form / Already half are cured

Nothingburger

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What if coronavirus was the jews' extremely convoluted way to assassinate Donald Trump?

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UW is so far away from SLU you're fine bro

No you wont!

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>italian restaurant

this was your mistake. Riperoni

u got gorona birus, bro

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>Be me
>Oldfag
>36 yo
>Senpai, Wife, kids
>Live in metro Seattle
>Red pilled & based
>Stocked up weeks ago
>Wife gets cranky & moody
>Teen daughter gets cranky and moody.
>Realize they have simultaneously started the gurl cycle.
>Check the supplies
>We forgot the fucking pads & poons!
>Check the medicine cabinets to find very few available.
>Suggest balling up T.P.
>Wife looks at me like I just cheated on her with her sister.
>Man up, mask up, glove up.
>Drive to local Wal-Mart
>Streets are fucking empty & Seattle looks like a fallout zone.
>Parking lot is empty except for a couple of homeless niggers.
>Go into Wal-Mart to find it empty with the shelves emptied and ravaged.
>Employees all wearing masks.
>All that's left is home deco and electronics.
>Find the fem products and take the last 3 packages.
>Hit the self checkout & bolt for the tesla.
>Make it back home. Throw away clothes, mask and gloves outside and spray packages with bleach.
>Deliver packages and run onto a hot shower.
>Wife comes in and tells me I'm a hero while she sits on the pot and inserts a poon.
>Meh, just another day in Seattle.

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I wish mine daily in your mum's mouth.

folks we are being played.....

Israel and the big pharma are behind this.
The labs in China are run by big pharma and they have been working on this for awhile.
They released it and they have the cure and now everyone is enslaved to them and every government is running to pass spending bill with all the money going to them.
The October exercise is more proof of this as they played this scenario out and then ran it out of China because they knew incompetence would be blamed.

They are now in the process of moving their operations elsewhere (like India) and China will not recover from this.

It is also possible that Israel released a stronger strain of this virus in Iran which would be buried in this pandemic.

We are being fooled by "viral videos" with no source. We didn't fall for this when it happened in Syria but we are swallowing it here.

Who runs the press? Always follow the money. oy vey

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>Kys

CRINGE

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I just can't fathom how Sweden is almost at 100 confirmed cases already in like the span of a week. It could've been prevented SO easily but our health institute is literally retarded and didn't think it necessary to stop flights from infected countries like Iran and Italy, especially after the holiday week where thousands of Swedes would travel to northern Italy to ski. It's like they thought the coronavirus was some fairytale or that Swedes would naturally be immune to it.

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>6 WEEKS OF SPREADING
>thousands infected
>they’re now spreading it fucking everywhere
FUCKING LMAO

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I'd rather die straight away than survive with fucked up organs famalam

its ok :D:D

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WHO’s messaging is starting to get more urgent imo, what do you guys think

>more dead in Italy
Yeah let me know when white people start dying

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>scoped boltfag can only shoot 350 yards

PANDEMIC

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i've seen some real crazies convinced this is a way to kill off the sick and elderly

P A N D E M I C

Just a flu guys!

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The googly eyes are a nice touch.

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Funnily enough, it’s wipe day in Rust as well

Had to cancel half a dozen of business tripps and planned conferences cause of corporate policy
Wasting thousands of euros in the process for the events, hotels, trains and planes
Awesome

The first case in Bosnia developed symptoms 28 days after returning from Italy

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That's every western government. Every country thought it has some magical powers and immunity.

I live by a few military bases and an FBI office. When society collapses, this will be an oasis of government officials. I'll be eating MREs and rooting for the men in black gunning down LARPers and rioters in the street.

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F

such a stupid joke but you got me while drinking

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Some of us are already infected, there's no point going into the woods. I rather enjoy what potentially might be the end of my life in a comfy house than a cold dirt floor outside.

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It wont affect him. The curse will rebound
GOLDEN TRUMP IS MIGHTY JOE MAGARAC REBORN

god's punishment for prohibited fuel flow

This post gave me coronachan

help!!!

>already fucked
>cheating gf moved to London with some chink
Ah, how karma favours the bold.

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hmm okay,

Since bread makers never update bread with new news fast enough, here's some from today:

Italy says it's had 41 new COVID-19 deaths in just 24 hours

euronews.com/2020/03/05/two-more-people-die-from-covid-19-in-france-says-the-country-s-health-ministry

Not a fan of CNN but can't deny that they have the best consistent live thread for fast updates over the past month

edition.cnn.com/asia/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-05-20-intl-hnk/index.html

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Reminder to pray for the intercession of your favorite saint.

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>We are being fooled by "viral videos" with no source. We didn't fall for this when it happened in Syria but we are swallowing it here.
You are contradicting yourself. You start saying it is a real pandemic. Then, you say is fake like in Syria.

Israel is getting hit hard by the virus, btw. I hate the joos as much as you, but this is retarded.

Friendly reminder, Trump grandfather catched the spanish flu and died in 1 day
>pic related

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No source and she's a known crank.

>it’s like AIDS and SARS
THE INDIAN DOCTOR SAID THIS SHIT BACK IN JANUARY. ITS FUCKING AIDS 2.0

NOW YOU'VE DONE IT I WILL STRIKE YO...

*deep breath* everything is okay, no one needs to panic there is NO pandemic

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How would a Yas Forums government handle this without shoahing the economy?

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kek this is what they should have said a month ago but they were too busy sucking china's small dong. it's too late now

>Chink are not white
>Japs are not white
>Iranians are not white
>Italians are notwhite
>Germans are not white
>French are not white
>English are not white
>Spanish are not white
>Not all Americans are white
>Not all Aussie are white
--> You Are Here Irish are not white
>Colgate are not white
>Finnish are not white
>Russians are not white
>...
>...
>...

>t. mutt

Why are american cities like Boston completely busy still? I just drove through there. Mass transir packed. Regular daily traffic. Shelves aren't empty. If you came to Boston today you'd say it was the exact same as 3-4 months ago. Nothings changed.

Either Boston is seriously stupid or everywhere else is just insane. I don't get it. People here in Boston seem to think......... idk.. ? honestly, some people I talk to say "if i die its fate there's nothing I can do". Maybe Boston is just cucked. Idk.

>pet monkey
You're already diseased, and your body will be looted and dabbed over.

PANDEMIC.
HUMAN TO HUMAN TRANSMISSION.

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Well, Chinese propaganda seems to be working. Everyone in China now believes China is ok and the US is a high risk area and friends there don't want me to return to China anytime soon.

>b-b-but the world is racist against Chinese people!!!!

why don't they just shoot the infected?

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Imagine thinking having a pet monkey is uncommon, but I guess that would just be called slavery in your country

Italy announced 8 days ago they stopped testing asymptomatics, probably it is because of this. However i'm afraid about these cases, maybe they are the ones that might fall dead, even if they have no symptoms. Let's hope this is not true.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MARVEL PRODUCTS

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Someone post the video of the Stats next to each other and corona BTFOing the others

>IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER LOOOOOOL IT ONLY KILLS SICK AND OLD PEOPLE LOOOOOOOOOOL STOP TAKING PRECAUTIONS LOOOOOOOL
Even if this stuff is true do nothingburgerfags not have a single sick and/or old person that they care about in their entire family?

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Send anyone with a computer job into a full work from home lockdown.

Actually test for spread.

have shut down the boarders weeks ago.

why would've anyone believed "indian doctors", they know shit

It was nice shitposting with you autists. See you on the other side

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any chicagoniggers ITT? things have been awful quiet. how are things on the ground?

Anyone got that webm of the animated chart comparing Caronavirus to SARS, Ebola, etc?

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215 US cases. I just said 190 like an hour ago what the FUCK

she was one of the first to break Washington State being infested with coofers, retard

this but unironically

Exactly, I'm an idiot in a tent - or worse yet, in a fucking building block. That's exactly what I was saying. Prepping was all fun and stuff, but I'm realizing that just being stocked up and stuck in a city apartment... that's not gonna be enough. So yeah, I sure as hell feel like an idiot and was wondering if that realization is hitting other people as well. Masks and food... it's not like this shit is gonna blow over in a few months. So your position sounds great.

Why are you still in Seattle you retard

Eat the soup, bigot

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Sounds like good news to me retard. May as well have licked the edge of the baine marie at a chinese buffet

Should have done tests before

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fox6now.com/2020/03/05/8-new-coronavirus-tests-pending-in-wisconsin-officials-say-39-people-now-tested/
>14 total cases are now pending in the state.
>“Wash your hand. It is one of the most proactive approaches you can take,” State Health Officer Jeanne Ayers said
>state health officials said Wisconsin is considered at containment level. If and when that changes, so will the state’s response.
archive.is/tu5ps

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Humans wont survive by themselves in woods.

better question - why did you actively let invaders destroy your country and the union? You had bigger fish to fry over the past 3-4 years and now you want action? You're too late. Time to eat the shit you people have learned to accept.

I was there two days ago. Everything seemed normal.

is this shit really going to be a happening or not?
it's been like 1 month and I don't see SHTF

anons you have to stop, there is no pandemic, no human to human transmission. everything is fine, relax.

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chinks were a mistake

vimeo.com/395802218

There are two different stains of Coronavirus, S-type and L-type.

newscientist.com/article/2236544-coronavirus-are-there-two-strains-and-is-one-more-deadly/

The S strain is relatively harmless, it causes severe respiratory issues, but most people recover. The L strain is the strain that is causing people to drop dead in the street in China and Iran. Miranda Devine attempts to slip this fact into a conversation about politics/Democrats and gets immediately cut off...

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>me, a developer with high job security for fuel companies watching the economy collapse from my house with no mortgage, and I work from home anyway

>airlines losing money because no one is flying
>hollywood losing money because no one is watching movies

UPPER-MIDDLE CLASS WAGEKEKS, OUR TIME IS NOW!

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Close borders the instant the news hit

not too hard

Washington State and Commiefornia are currently getting blown the fuck out, as expected

Does getting a cold coronavirus protect you from the novel coronavirus?

>supposed to be a leader of disease response
>won't declare pandemic
>surprised countries are not doing anything

If corona-chan gets me then im going to an hero.
If im really doomed then expolding my head with 7x62 will be much faster and less misrable then waiting to suffocate
>t.king county

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Ahem, hello guys this is just a song I wanted to sing about my feeling torwards this shit storm of a situation

I can always say
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'
Falling away from me
Falling away from me

Beating me down
BEATING ME BEATING ME
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming so sound
BEATING ME BEATING ME
DOWN DOWN
Into the ground

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It will explode when finally the test kits arrive

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>The one no vote in the Senate for extra coronavirus cash? Rand Paul. John McCain was right when he said Rand Paul worked for Putin. The good people in Kentucky need to remember votes like this

Wtf Yas Forums I thought Ron Paul was epic???????

My left ear has been stopped up all day, I've never had either of my ears stopped up, do I have the virus? Am I walking specter of death?

>Wisconsin
Remember the first case there was over a month ago. IT ONLY TAKES A SINGLE PERSON TO CAUSE AN OUTBREAK

>Implying the elites jews cares about its own people

nordic blood can overcome this unless your this
pic related

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It seems like the only way to avoid dying is be to 9 or younger. How do I fool the virus into thinking I'm 9?

Airlines trying to encourage travel to avoid going out of business
>greed is going to end us and I love it

Aww. Well, I get that. That's what I'm thinking about, too. Like I could fuck off from the city, rent a place in the wilderness or whatnot... but like would that change anything? I don't have skills to hunt or grow things. Plus if already infected, I'd be far away from health services and just suffer more, as you pointed out. It's just bad choices and unsure which is the least bad at this point.

Stream this, Jim.

user, can you link me that Twitter account that is something like a "PHD so and so" from China who links good videos, I didn't bookmark it sadly.

Their government has now convinced them that they successfully dealt with the virus while the rest of the world is failing "with different viruses" as if this thing wasn't spread around the world by their fellow retarded chink bugmen.

3 new cases in Slovenia.

>believing Indian doctors
You are doing something wrong.

Also if the asymptomatic cases catch another virus or even sneeze from dust, they may shed SARS2

>germany 543 cases
>no deaths
When will the bodies hit the floor?

Dude it's literally just the largest demographic in every single developed country, the vast majority of politicians, the vast majority of business owners, and a large enough population that it would absolutely break the medical system of every country in the world even if only exclusively elderly people were infected

Western Chinese restaurants are run by whites and spics.

based kiwi

not everyone is raised in a positive environment where everything goes right, especially people who come to a place like this. some people are adopted into a visciously drunk european family and raped as a child and brutally attacked all through grade school and then eventually stabbed and attacked at gun point and maybe had to prevent a family suicide despite massive resentment and indifference. what do people like that think? probably nothing either way.

nice macaco

This guy gets it. Being in a fucking tent during a cold spring with bad flu is really going to help put you in the ground.

no thanks, im vegan

>drops you and your monkey from 350 yards
>can't see more than 50 yards due to unchecked undergrowth right up to his compound
Nice.

Tomorrow

Pics? Wanna see pretty green things.
t. city monkey

Imagine if Corona-chan was a loli

Both the Pauls are so dogmatically ideological theyre genuinely retarded. Their message only resonated online because literal autistic people like when other people are as rigid as they are

They are all following suit. Insurance underwriters are refusing cover on the basis of "clear risk" policy. If it is even a possibility employees can litigate on the basis of "work commitments" it ain't fucking happening.

Seen a balance sheet. Over 4.5 million written off in one sector alone.

Full body wax and a schoolgirl outfit.
Do it for science.

Pull your arms into your sleeves and walk around with your shoes on your knees, that'll fool it.

So. Whos going to be the producer of the next COVID-19 pandemic serial in 20 years?
Whos gonna watch it?

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it's frozen food cooked in a pan. everything in fast food is frozen food. there's nothing chinese or american about it. its just a business selling frozen food.

P A N D E M I C

Yeah, I know. But it's like... if staying in a city is like locking oneself in a tomb: this thing's not gonna blow over in a few months, that's not likely. Then should one TRY to make it happen. Like get a cabin and buy all sorts of supplies from fishing poles to seeds/growables... I don't know, but I also don't know if there are any other options soon.

Bullshit.

You have to go back.

I fucking called it a few weeks back. That there are 2 microbes working together.
Could it be the S strain is what is highly transmissable, but it opens the door for the L Strain?

He literally says no to every bill if it doesnt say where the money is coming from.

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It's just a flu!

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>7.62x39
are you sure it will expand properly and won't leave you half dead half retarded for a couple of hours?
i think a shotgun would be a better option

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I know, I fucked up.

Let's hope so

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo....

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>1 nothing wrong with me
>2 nothing wrong with me
>3 nothing wrong with me
>4 nothing wrong with me
>1 something's got to give
>2 something's got to give
>3 something's got to give now
>Let the bodies hit the floor
>Let the bodies hit the floor
>Let the bodies hit the floooooor

never stop Muhammad you and Gary keep me up to date with the
>numbers

Whenever I go to my local Peiwei """asian""" restaurant, the whole front end crew is white college students.

at least 3.5% of us are going to die lol. nothingburgerfags btfo for eternity.

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>First case
They had 16 that all tested negative and released, a short time later they had 1 positive and it was silent since then. We already knew the test kits in use were only 30-40% effective. The 14 day quarantines are useless since its becoming increasingly clear people were outright ignoring them and that even if outliers symptoms sometimes present well after 14 days. As you said. All it takes is one.