/cvg/- Corona Virus General #1618

why is the fatality rate outside of china 20-50%?

>Dow down 1055
LMAO

Ireland is fucked lads,what do?

youtube.com/watch?v=9IpetdqFnHw
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Any new videos?

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>29 MAY
TRUMP HAS NO IMMNUNITY

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Take a plague wife.

anyone with a brain knows.

>why
Maybe China was LYING?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PRESS D TO DAB ON THE BOOMERS

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almost like china lied or something

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>just got given my dream job in Frankfurt
>meant to start in April

They're gonna postpone or cancel my appointment aren't they?

>palestinians getting put on lockdown

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAH

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This warms my heart

why are the cases in italy so severe? 54% of cases are hospitalized, those cant all be old folks. how are they treating their patients? wtf?

I'm not generally a hard core conspiracy tard--but synchronicity is always of interest to me.

Can any of you lot archive this entire page? I haven't had any luck...33--really makes you think--what signals they are sending each other?

This is not coincidence--but what, exactly IS it?

twitter.com/realIrishDevil/status/1235279121816514560?s=19

What's his name again?

Whoever started the racist, xenophobic, bigotted, white male privileged rumor that the virus originally was spread via bat soup is a dirty liar that should be ashamed. It was spread by spider soup, you Nazi!

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denial
>it's just the flu
>anger
you are scaring your family
>bargaining
it only affects old people

Uh oh lol he sounds like he's getting ready to cope

Please stop using anime
A picture of coronachan can get me arrested now
Please be understanding of your friendly neighbourhood australian poster and use non-anime imagery
Thank you

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>Argentine gone

He got 2 in the back of the head from a spook didn't he? It was only a matter of time.

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Marbles don't paint other marbles red you retarded nigger

it's only coincidence

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CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

GUYS!!! I WAS AT MY LOCAL ROSS DRESS FOR LESS AND THE LADY BEHIND ME PASSED OUT!!! GOTTA BELIEVE ME!!!

>out of 2, 1 people recovered the other died
>50% DEATH RATE WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE

It seems that withes get sick but they don't die as often as the Chinese

It's just the flu all gucci

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>hehehe t-they're just newly found
He does know that it means there are far more infections, many of whom aren't even aware they're infected yet

based neetbros

>France 377 (6)
France 423 (7)

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Lies. But why are you lying?

It isn't.

Limoncello kills corona.

Hello guys, I’ve developed telegram bot to tracking ONLY NEW cases and death ,without any shit news and other stuff

t.me/coronavirus_timeline or @coronavirus_timeline

Pic strongly related

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Im not saying the migrants arent a zombie horde but there are legitimately little number of infected in the country, ive been analyzing weekly flu reports and health department screenings for a while now. There definitely is but USA is probably a lot more infested.

if quads confirmed

its just a blip bro

phew than.... wait a minute you don't fool me xi!

So if you get infected, what will you do? So far its in my city, and the infected people are just house quarantined w/o any solid supervision. If my weird itchy sore throat doest go away in 2-3 days ima try to get tested.I swear if i come down positive ima spread it like idk what, ima break my piggy bank spit on all em coins and tactically drop em everywhere, and il make sure all doorhandles will be covered in my spit

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second pic

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>Despite all the years of China being caught lying
>People still act surprised when shit doesn't add up
The Chinese culture has evolved to the point where lying is seen as mandatory if it will gain them any kind of advantage. You're only punished because you got caught not because you were lying. Hopefully this virus wipes that backwards nation off the map.

this will be the greatest i told you so in modern history. i hope i dont die before shit really hits the fan

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...

bitchute.com/video/oPtv0OcOxxIc/ based and redpilled or tinfoilheaded?

THREADLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT EVEN GIVE FUCK ABOUT NUMBERS ANMORE. CORONACHAN REACHED OUT TO US

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Guys we're going to overtake South Korea. Fuck gooks and chinks, the coronabowl will be ours

You're seeing what Corona is really like. CCP was lying from the very beginning

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People don't give a shit about this virus.

None of that is a lie, it's confirmed information

The marble analogy is way over your head. You wouldn't understand, Nazi.

wait so it looks serious now and i want to prep a bit. But what do we do if the stores are cleared out? fema?

Yas Forums is an anime website, bitch. I hope all you election tourists get jailed for loli.

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Checked, read in his voice

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>tfw my uni almost got a case from a femo*d nigger but no luck
>tfw local math models show ~5% of the pop will get infected and next winter ~5-10%
I am almost cooming in my pants from the possible boogaloo

You underestimate how many old people are in Italy.

corona-chan is here for me.

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Can someone post the link to the study of corona picking up other viruses dna? Need for my info stash.

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This is the thing. There could be 10000 cases already but we only counted 120. This is why making a death rate is literally impossible.
>Covid takes up to 2 weeks to kill so death count is from the infection as it stood in the past.
>An unknowable number of cases are never counted because they are asymptomatic, very mild, not meeting criteria, ect

MORE THAN HALF CASES ARE FROM YOU PEPERRONI. THANKS MAN

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BOHICA!!
GRAND PRINCESS BARRED FROM DOCKING IN CALI
>GRAND PRINCESS BARRED FROM DOCKING IN CALI
GRAND PRINCESS BARRED FROM DOCKING IN CALI
>ktvu.com/news/princess-cruise-impacted-by-coronavirus-to-dock-offshore-san-francisco
These boomer cunts...
>youtube.com/watch?&v=o-fiPS7B_IE

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NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CALL IT A PANDEMIC

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Noted

Leafistan Armed Forces email on COVID19 tells me we have no plan
>2% fatality rate
>cough into your sleeve
>wash your hands
Pretty much it

For your sake hopefully.

Am i ok?

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Literally every single thing has said is true and confirmed. Why are you lying?

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What a fucking chad

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What the FUCK is going on in Iran and Italy!?

What the FUCK!!!

How are they so infected so quickly!?

SF deserves every little thing it gets.

Lmao. Yeah ok. Literally none of those is confirmed

All the sexy ones are 100% not children

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Like this guy said his example is so flawed. To make it a bit more accurate you'd have to have someone replacing blue marbles over time, removing red marbles to account for deaths and re add marbles you've found back in to account for reinfection. Also every marble should be in your hands or a box until some of them spill over to represent the lack of medical resources to help every patient.

thank god

so is that another cruiser?

Been single for several years due to obesity. Go vegan and now I'm at a healthy weight plus lift weights.

Read a study vegans are more susceptible to getting this disease. Fuck.

>acceptance
death

It's genuinely just a coincidence.
Relax user.

>i-it's gonna be o-okay guys ....i-isnt it?

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good for sf but.. what happens to the people on the boat? they need to dock sometime, right?

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Some are

you can also spit in the public fountains

IM GONNA SAY THE P WORD. WATCH ME

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Superspreader events

"The average age of Italian patients who died and positive in Covid-19 is 81 years, they are in multiple men (women are 28, equal to 26.7%) and in more than two thirds of cases they have three or more pre-existing pathologies This is what emerges from an analysis of the data of 105 Italian patients who died on 4 March, conducted by the Istituto Superiore di Sanità, which underlines that there are 20 years of difference between the average of the deceased and that of coronavirus positive patients.

The report concerns 73 patients who died in Lombardy, 21 in Emilia Romagna, 7 in Veneto and 3 in the Marche region, and is based on the data acquired through the compilation of a questionnaire developed specifically for the purpose of detecting death cases.

In particular, the majority of deaths 42.2% are in the age group between 80 and 89 years, while 32.4% were between 70 and 79, 8.4% between 60 and 69, 2.8% between 50 and 59 and 14.1% over 90 years. Women die after contracting Covid-19 infection have a higher age than men (median age women 83.4 - median age men 79.9). "

The average number of pathologies observed in this population is 3.4. Overall, 15.5% of the sample had zero or one pathology, 18.3% had two pathologies and 67.2% had three or more pathologies. The most represented comorbidity is hypertension (present in 74.6% of the sample), followed by ischemic heart disease (70.4%) and diabetes mellitus (33.8%). The average time from onset of symptoms to hospitalization was 5 days and the average time between hospitalization and death was 4 days.

"Although preliminary, these data confirm the observations made so far in the rest of the world on the main characteristics of patients - comments the president of ISS Silvio Brusaferro - in particular on the fact that the elderly and people with pre-existing diseases are more "These are very fragile people who often live in close contact and who we must protect as much as possible."

China lie
South Korea lie
Iran lie
Italy lie way less.

>But what do we do if the stores are cleared out?
You timetravel back to fucking January when we told you to get your shit in order

You're welcome, east Italy with strange alphabet

>all those masks

Makes my FUCKING dick hard, I fucking love masks

Shit starting to hit the fan now among the normies. At least in my own personal life it has gone from just this "thing" on the news every few days to something constantly being discussed and prepared for.

My mom actually did go out shopping today and came home with a lot of basic essentials to last us for a week or two. Lots of bread, pasta, canned food, simple shit.

My uncle flew to LA for some auto racing event, my mom commented how stupid it was of him.

Couple of my coworkers in London have mentioned they expect to be working from home within a week and were going to buy supplies after work.

Friend of mine says there is a case in our city (Edmonton AB, grey nuns hospital) but it hasn't been announced publicly yet.

Chernobyl
>Communism
>"It's just scaffolding fire bro"
>"Don't let the public know about anything, it's misinformation"
>"cut the phone lines"
>"3.6 roentgen, not great not terrible"
>"It's just seasonal feedwater"
>"He's delusional, get him out of here, take him to the infirmary"
>"we have everything under control"
>"the air is glowing"
>"we seal off the city"
>"you didn't see graphite on the ground because it's not there!"

Wuhan
>Communism with Chinese characteristics
>"It's just a flu bro"
>"Stop spreading schizo theories, that's misinformation"
>"purge the internet of videos and posts"
>"R0 of 6, not great; not terrible"
>"It's just the seasonal flu"
>"He's delusional, take him to the crematorium"
>WHO: "China has everything under control"
>"It's not airborne, keep planes going"
>"We seal off 800 million people"
>"You didn't see corpses on the streets because it's not there!""

Over 60% of Korean cases now have no known source of infection. They don't know who to test anymore. They used to grow faster because they were just blanket testing the cultists and there was a high chance that some of them would turn out to be infected. Now they are in the dark.

Don't you dare!!!

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sauce?

We have to overtake them before the 5 consecutive hairpin bend

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Bahrain has discharged 4 people, so infected is back at 52

really? i want to believe that but i think might be right.

The WHO even confirmed that all the cases were allocated to a 3.4% CFR, lmao

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Tell us your exact location so we can confirm your safe

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boog and doomsday pilled

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P A N D E M I C
pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic pandemic
HUMAN TO HUMAN TRANSMISSION

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What is the cheapest but still effective way to decon before entering my house? Can I just get a spray bottle of something, cover myself with it, and wash down with a garden hose?

So what's the problem, just start eating meat. You are no longer obese, now stop being a vegan.

US doctors are often lazy on diagnosing things. They're borderline incompetent. That's why we have the highest death rate in the 100+ club.

%75 off sale?

Corona is extremely contagious. Its as contagious as small pox. Not only that, but its constantly mutating and absorbing over viruses, branching off into different variations.

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At the epic center of corona in Italy, Lombardy, about 300,000 chinks live there. Good breeding ground for the virus.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE P-WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YEP!!
The cognitive dissonance is STAGGERING!
!These cunts... Coofing up a storm and bitching about Muh creature comfies
Get fucked you pampered wastes.

South Korea and Italy are unironically the only numbers we can trust, the UK too i think

Japan are lying because of muh Olympicsu

svenbro cmon man.. i mean you realize a lot of ppl work paycheck to paycheck and cant just buy 1000 worth of groceries on a whim

That's bad news.
I always liked Alberta.
Texas of the North.

PANDEMIC, nigger

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Nope. The question is why are you lying?No.

Been following this for weeks nowand Yas Forums, completely uncharacteristically, is spreadimg fake news like a lefty Twitter acc. What is going on here?

Very touchy feely cultures, close proximity is the norm, along with Iran being a bunch of goat fuckers that lick alters thinking nothing would go wrong.

nooo not the p word what have you done

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I’m so fucking tired of apathetic normies, especially younger ones. Anyone else getting pissed at how much denial people are in?

Hungary has 3 now. And 30 under quarantins

What does Chinese cock taste like, Tedros? And how much did your pimp pay you?

I can smell cock on your breath from here.

Interesting

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dios mio
la luz extinguido de las americas

A great adventure is brewing.
Greats stories to tell to your children once all of this becomes a historical pandemic event.

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its baguette, i see it now

France +1 death
Iceland at 35 now

Is that guy French?

Licking shrines and hugging chinks

PANDEMIA

How in the fuck hasn't this nigger been fucking gassed yet? White people made this nigger king and now we'll be dying by his incompetence

Rice and beans dumbfuck
If you are too poor for that then you are too poor to own a computer

oh i just realized. is this a bear? is that why its juxtaposed against the bull?

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HUMAN TO HUMAN TRANSMISSION. WHO CAN CHOKE ON DO DOO

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"You spent HOW much on 'prepping' for a flu, user?"

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LOL

I can't wait for their smug reality to be completely shattered

because they’ve implemented widespread testing of people who present with the flu, unlike the rest of the world.

good lord grant me the booty

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Are we close to the big spike in europe now?

records.hawaiicounty.gov/weblink/1/doc/103297/Page1.aspx
This is a Civil Defense message.
March 5, 2020 9:00 AM
• The Department of Health reports there are NO cases of Coronavirus in the State of Hawaii.
• The Department of Health has NO Health Advisories for the State of Hawaii at this time.
• The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention along with the United States Coast Guard, Department of
Health, and Civil Defense will continue to monitor the situation with the Grand Princess as authorities continue
their investigation.
The following National travel policies are in effect:
• The Department of State "Do Not Travel" advisories for China and Iran remain in effect, "Reconsider Travel"
advisories have been issued for Italy, Mongolia, and South Korea, and "Exercise Increased Caution Travel"
advisories continue for Hong Kong, Japan, and Macau.
• In addition, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommend you not travel to China, Iran, Italy, and
South Korea.
• For your information, as the coronavirus conditions change rapidly, you should verify Department of State and
CDC travel and health advisories for where you are going before finalizing your travel plans.
AS A REMINDER:
• People returning to Hawaii from travel outside the State, if you feel sick with flu-like symptoms, the Department
of Health recommends the following measures be taken;
• Stay home from work or school.
• Avoid contact with others.
• Seek medical care with your doctor or emergency room.
• And, before you go to the doctor's office or emergency room, call ahead to tell them of your symptoms.
Additionally, your help is needed to prevent rumors about Coronavirus. Make sure your information is up-to-date and
comes from a credible source. For more information regarding Coronavirus visit:
...

COOOOF @ 1minute in, pottery.

Either you're retarded or you're literally working for the WHO to try and downplay this. Every single thing he said is a fact. Studies confirm it. Statistics confirm it. Reality confirms it. China is decimated and soon everywhere else will be too.

VERY BRAVE OF YOU, LUIGI

anyone know that link to that live ncov map that i saw on the last thread but forgot to save?

Yes, if you convice a countrys worth of people that is just the flu

>work paycheck to paycheck
You should have had a buffer since you first started working, m8. If it's possible in semi-socialist Europe, it's possible in the states.

look nothing burger fag fuck off, all of it can be found with a bit of digging into scientific findings, autopsies, and more.

Some of this even being confirmed by the fucking WHO/CDC themselves, so you know what? fuck off, and look into it yourself. the information can be found, and found EASILY.

>masks getting confiscated
Imagine being a baguette right now

>checked
I'm sure they'll run supply ships.
They don't think they're quarantined even with the whole Diamond Princess debacle.
They even said they knew about it.
Fucking clownworld

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It's their mutt Persian DNA. The Italians must have some Asian nigger dna in them. Not surprising.

schools closed from mars 9 to mars 14 in most populated zones of the country.

ITS JUST FLU BRO TRUST ME. GO TO WORK

>Japan are lying because of muh Olympicsu
You know it’s bad when literally every party other than the LDP is calling them out for running fewer tests in total than Worst Korea runs daily.

Watch this get ignored. Yas Forums's fall to leftist levels of honesty is quite troubling.

This. There are reasons why they put everybody on lock down, welded them in their home, deployed the military, sprayed the street with disinfectant, and recommended other nations to burn the bodies.

no such thing here, but thanks to you i will consider changing the soap dispenser in some public restrooms with my homebrewed soap

No. Accept fate.

>Dry coughs right into her hand
How quick is she gonna die?
How quick will her friend die?

Scuttle the fucker it is a lost cause and drain on resources. Retards knew about this threat and still boarded now they will lie in the bed they made.

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Absolute bullshit.
Hawaii is full of chinks.

Let me rephrase it then
You had since January (at least) to scrounge up enough money by doing whatever, which includes $10 blowjobs, to afford a stockpile of basic rice, lentils and beans

>Corona confirmed to hit LA
Shits gonna get real now.

>american education

>Rice and Beans
>1000 worth of groceries
Where the fuck you live that basic survival foods are that expensive?
I spent 2k on enough food to feed my family of 6 for 4 months.

Bout three fiddy

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>mask dont work
>it'll probably make you more susceptible
>stop wearing mask, bigot

>government confiscates masks

????

wait mongolia? shitty chicken? any news from mongolia? i havent heard.
WHERE IS GARY?
oh, bless you gary.

Where the hell is the new /CCG/ thread already?

They let this bitch who has wuflu walk around airport hugging family on FOX59.

fox59.com/news/indianapolis-woman-returns-after-testing-positive-for-coronavirus/

I don't think you fully grasp how bad things are in the US.

There will not be a single Palestinian left alive after this and I am sure your cohorts will see to that.

REMEMBER

>KOREA ONLY HAS 88 RECOVERED CASES OUT OF 6000

KOREA ONLY HAS 88 RECOVERED CASES OUT OF 6000

IT'S GOING TO BE BAD IN FEW WEEK

Ayy lmao
Comrade Charlie is going to save us, no need to worry

Sure buddy, everyone has it easy with no outside problems financially

As if the number of deaths reported is correct?

At least China and Iran are covering up numbers, are honestly we'll never truly know what is or will happen in most places in Africa.

That was a shill user

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Imagine all the kino you could make from this event. Books, movies, games, anime, assuming the last 3 still exist of course.

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we have fountains in the malls and shit, I imagine if I spit in them it'll spread all the little koronas everywhere in a closed space
I would also recommend smearing it on the air conditioners, those will spread it everywhere

Just buy the dip bro :^)

This nigger was downplaying it last week.

Buy a humidifier, load it with alcohol and bleach, fumigate yourself.

i'm very much looking forward to this. finally something is happening.

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>NOT A DRILL
NOT A DRILL
>NOT A DRILL
NOT A DRILL

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That guy's a piece of shit. May he catch many diseases.

>50%
>ALL

If shit hits the fan many people who prepared will be neighbourly if asked. I wish there was more cohesion and less of a concerted effort to stifle panic with hushes, instead of panic it might produce the confidence that honesty and forthrightness brings.

>add half true info followed by subversly added crucial missinformation
You're wrong this is different its just the seasonal flu lol shizo take your meds
>5 replys promoting the missinformation indirectly through questions etc.

We have a vaccine you are now immune get back to work

All of them are new in places where it's spreading

there's 4 cases here

Two kike boomertards--
>there's a worldwide pandemic
>let's go on a cruise.

Did best korea try to give worst korea some food or supplies to fight the virus?

If you're not shorting / buying puts on every travel and leisure stock, you're a fucking retard. EVEN IF this turns out to not be a big deal, people are not going to be going on cruises for a while. I'm shorting all cruise lines and anything out of the major cities being hit as they start telling workers to fuck off from the offices. Earnings next quarter are going to be absolutely shitcanned.

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And they'll be readmitted next week.

we're all going to make it

Nope. Everyone here can.google so this isn't even.up for discussion.

It's time for another stream. Jim.

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Guys I'm starting to believe the NB narrative, convince me otherwise

>All masks are now confiscated in France
Ok but wy tho

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he lives at 1km from first confirmed case.

But it's still not a pandemic :^)

good job, user, good job

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Should I stock up now?

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SORRY DADDY

What is there to ignore? Yes, old fucks with comorbidities are more likely to die, esepecially early in the epidemic. No, it's still much worse than the flu for your age group unless you are literally 9 years old.

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I'm going to coooom

Pretty much. Even if this blows over, nothingburger faggots are gonna have this thrown in their face for decades.

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They cant stand being beat by koreans. First the statue now this.

QUIT TRAVELING, YOU INSTATHOTS AND BOOMERS! FUCK! actually i don't care because this whole thing is awesome.

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>Germany 543 (+0)

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BTW they discovered that the Death Princess was already Wuflued BEFORE the final cruise.

Imagine being so FUCKING STUPID to get on a cruise ship--welcome to improving the gene pool.

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Gotta kill more goyim user

Perturbed "Seven Pesos" Jesus

the normies are just starting to panic buy hahaha..

please sell me some hand sanitizer kek

I SAY P, YOU SAY

That's bananas

This. I've been buying a little extra everytime I went shopping over the last 5 weeks.

>You didn't listen

Jim's dead, he got it from his rice pudding

STEAM THE RICE, PAY THE PRICE.

>Health officials said there are 69 pending test results in Florida and 248 people being monitored.

All hands on deck
Protect Publix

Lick your local synagogues door knob pls pls pls pls

>spent 3 months saying it’s a nothing burger
>only until reaches nearly every crevice of the earth he says it’s not a drill

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Guy that has tested positive for it here was lying in a hospital ward in Cork for 3 weeks while they treated him for other infections

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Si, mi espanol es muy mal, sed la luz es desvaneciéndose

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Remove exif info from pictures, use proxxy if you post mask stock, dont tell anyone, if you share/sell say you know a friend that has one left

Feds will requisition

Hungary has it's 3rd case. It was nice knowing you hunanons.

Where'd you get 88 recovered from?

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Where are your gloves, Joao?

Same here. I am going to be the most smug son of a bitch and I'm gonna be really really really upset if I coof and die before I get to laugh at all the other faggots.

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They are focussed on mitigating. Hoping all cases will end up in the hospital and banking on the idea that they won't get overwhelmed. They know they can't stop it in the streets. If healthcare gets infected its extra over. Most countries are undersupplied at this point. Masks made in china

ACTUALLY HAPPENING, BRUH.

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That's not the Death Princess (Diamond Princess a.k.a. HMS Wutanic).

>Dow Jones plunges
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Godspeed retards im flip phone posting

DECLARE A FUCKING PANDEMIC YOU SHIT, AHHHHHHHH

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COUGHS --we're not sick--well we are sick but not with that--(again a negative test that will rapidly turn positive in a week or so--or as soon as she gets off the ship.)

Surprised about the lack of deaths compared to Italy/Iran.

>WE ARE FUCKED
>WE ARE FUCKED

My friends girlfriend who works with property management and according to her the government is panicking. Face masks wont arrive until one month and they're desperately putting up tents outside of hospitals.

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Yeah, because we totally know of EVERY case. The red marbles is accurate because it’s a statement made PRESENTLY. Calling the analogy inaccurate is merely reflecting that the information available is INCOMPLETE, and therefore INACCURATE.
>100 counted is still not 100 new regardless of your semantics fucking retard

I have brass and lead instead, nothing personnel

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That's interesting. The Hong Kong guy always seemed improbable.
With SARS an entire hotel floor was infected because a patient vomited in the hallway and it was vacuumed after, aerosolizing the pathogen. Could be similar.

pandemic

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fuck off coronachan

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enis

135, actually
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

darksydephil

>Where can I find masks

HAHAHAHA

eh it doesn't matter at this point

myinstants.com/instant/wilhelm-scream/

Just make a 24h public transport ticket and ride the most crowded ferries for a whole day.
And then book a train ticket to germany and infect those bastards too.

I hope Trump calls this fucker out at some point.

indeed bro. ambulance just cruised by

Nothingburger. It's just a faggot little virus.

Baguettes would be a stupid thing to stockpile desu senpai. They would be rock hard the next day.

m8, just eat some oranges and it will cure cancer. /ccg/ told me so

Have you tried not being poor?

they didn't make it user

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Thought about it already. People will be fucking sick and fed up about pandemic scenarios. Already are

why havent you bought the fucking dip

I want the whonigger to catch it.

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>Be me
>Oldfag
>36 yo
>Senpai, Wife, kids
>Live in metro Seattle
>Red pilled & based
>Stocked up weeks ago
>Wife gets cranky & moody
>Teen daughter gets cranky and moody.
>Realize they have simultaneously started the gurl cycle.
>Check the supplies
>We forgot the fucking pads & poons!
>Check the medicine cabinets to find very few available.
>Suggest balling up T.P.
>Wife looks at me like I just cheated on her with her sister.
>Man up, mask up, glove up.
>Drive to local Wal-Mart
>Streets are fucking empty & Seattle looks like a fallout zone.
>Parking lot is empty except for a couple of homeless niggers.
>Go into Wal-Mart to find it empty with the shelves emptied and ravaged.
>Employees all wearing masks.
>All that's left is home deco and electronics.
>Find the fem products and take the last 3 packages.
>Hit the self checkout & bolt for the tesla.
>Make it back home. Throw away clothes, mask and gloves outside and spray packages with bleach.
>Deliver packages and run onto a hot shower.
>Wife comes in and tells me I'm a hero while she sits on the pot and inserts a poon.
>Meh, just another day in Seattle.

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>Corona-chan decides to leave 2 years later
>enough people left that modern civilization can be restarted
>the protagonists of the first big movie are a bunch of autistic nerds who saw the threat beforehand and started prepping while norms slept
>but we get recast as a bunch of black women

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Governmentfag here, we already have a plan to get wagies to work at home, even if they're in quarantine or afflicted with the disease.

i think theres at least 200-300 unknown cases right now

it takes days for that site to include certain updates

Legendary.

The US should just pull all funding for WHO, without saying a word, and let those cunts swivel on it.

Did you remember to prep the bull?

European populations are old. If the hospitals are filled with old fuckers coofing their lungs out, and meds are getting scarce, this will affect more and more younger people as well. Was the same in China and Iran.

Bugged Virus mechanics

LEATHER BELT
AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA

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>Yas Forums will soon be illegal in australia
We've done it, lads

TEDDY ARE YOU OKAY?
TEDDY ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY TEDDY?

I said stop it, what are you doing, you're going to ruin everything!

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8 confirmed cases in Brazil, including one transmission inside the country. We went from 4 cases yesterday to 8 today.
Brazil is the next country going to shit like Italy and SK. Print this.

noticias.uol.com.br/saude/ultimas-noticias/redacao/2020/03/05/coronavirus-governo-confirma-7-casos-no-brasil-e-1-no-rj.htm

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You don't know the difference between aerosol and drop infection. You misquoted what we know about covids survival on surfaces. Etc.

But why are you doung this? Stupidity? Ill will? Do you get paid?

good for you

lmao what

imagine how nice it'll be if a ton of boomers and fatties get wiped out by corona-chan

Photoshop together a pic of soilders surrounded by napalm with casualitys and the radio announcing its not a drill

Sane, user. & luv the pic!

>Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
>doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022
There's nothing about that in the paper you linked, all it does is talk about what cleaning agents can kill it, and living on surfaces for 9 days.

so are you going to go and take pictures or are you a bitch?

Requesting the image of the two different strains of corona-chan if anyone has it.

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i have to use metro 4 times a day, i hope ilia stops the diseaae

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say it say it say it

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5000 hours in paint

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Trump is in damage control mode as well, I doubt any world leader will be calling this nigger out. It's up to the people to demand diversity hires like him step down.

>boomer asking for help
>coughs
youtu.be/o-fiPS7B_IE

You can't make this shit up

PANDEMIC

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I'm not going near any fucking hospital. Especially not a fucking corona hospital.

But burgers get insanely cheap credit.

Gary, why your flag show Canada ? Arent you supposed ran away to Madagascar already ?

Google that.

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Too late user

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FUCK
I ASKED YOU ABOUT LOCAL TRANSMITION AND THE ANSWER WAS NO, BUT NOW IS A YES?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Question for commiefornia k fags- I’m all prepped but no funs on the books. Is it true that you cannot buy ammo in ca anymore unless you have a registered firearm?

>restart modern civilization
No thank you user.

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