PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FAKE NEWS EDITION /ptg/

>news.grabien.com/story-supercut-democrats-choose-your-fighter

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pff and hillary thought she could manage american's anxieties when she couldnt even manage her husband's

I could use a blowjob to manage my anxiety desune

Wow, #2 really doesn't get it.

i wanna s*ck her t*tt*es.

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3163094/
>Conclusion
"Height was inversely associated with dementia, AD, and vascular dementia in a male sample. Since height is associated with childhood nutrition and may be associated with other risk factors for dementia, efforts to improve early life conditions that maximize body growth may diminish or delay the onset of dementia in later life."

>tfw manlets BTFO once again

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well the internets down, i guess i will call and talk to your ass all day

That used to be a thing. But then libs and Christcucks said no.

YOU CANNOT MAGA WITH DIRTY HANDS

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What other coalburners are you into?

If the dems weren't a bunch of senile alcoholics maybe we could have some productive political discussions instead of getting stuck with the boomer neocon party because they at least aren't actively trying to chop our dicks off.

REMINDER:

BLIMPF TOWN HALL RALLY, LIVE ON FOX NEWS @ 6:30 P.M. ET FROM BIDEN'S HOME TOWN

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About the Democrat primary
> Biden advantage is some 60 delegates
Why are they making a huge fuss about it?

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I haven't washed my hands in years.

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MAGA

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What if Yas Forums started making the word nigger auto-change to black people to prevent the use of the word?

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Because Sanders is going to get raped in Florida

does this memeflaggot dune coon even know wtf a coalburner is?

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Bernie BTFO!

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>Bigoted hyperreligious black folk
mah niggas

fucking faggot can't do math, no joke.

>that COPE from the second comment

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Judge Thomas B. Griffith announced he would retire in September, ahead of the 2020 election.

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Topkek I guess privatized healthcare really does suck

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down with big disinfectant

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Whoever posted this thread on leftypol rubbing salt in the wound of Bernie's collapse is doing God's work:
bunkerchan dot xyz/leftypol/res/293073.html

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>idiot proves article right
Kek

Why is /cvg/ raiding is?

>Trump is now the youngest candidate running for president

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He's here all the time, he isn't very bright.

I especially like this betrayal meme because it's so painfully true
bunkerchan dot xyz/leftypol/res/293073.html

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its a Bushie tho, its all the obama judges in DC court that are the issue

Yah'ah'ha'rhod is a sandnigger, no matter how many different ukraine whoores fucked his ancestors on their way to America from the middle east.

There's still Gabbard.

and another meme dump shitting on leftypol
bunkerchan dot xyz/leftypol/res/293073.html

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Everyone is affected by sold out toilet paper right now, user. It's not just /cvg/ shilling anymore.

>turtleman gets another judge
FIX'D

HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

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To be fair if you're trying to prevent organic particulate spread that probably does work to an appreciable degree

Remember Warren cucked sanders out of texas

>bunkerchan dot xyz/leftypol/res/293073.html

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And mass

They aren't. It's like three guys at most raiding. Possibly just trying to get in board fighting going.

>survival rate for Ebola inside the US: 75%
>survival rate for Ebola everywhere else in the world: 25%

look at the screenshot I didn't open it with a normal browser
use TOR or a VPN, preferably both

What if the mods changed the word "a" to "pyon~" and the to "goro~"?

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What is trump going to do when the hospitals are overrun and his vaccine/cure is nowhere in sight?

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>president trump, the coronavirus has continued to spread as your ineptitude has left many Americans to feel that their government does not have any plans in motion to combat this epidemic. What do you have to say about your administrations ability to combat this deadly disease?
“Listen the thing with the corona is, and my son Baron- don’t we love Baron? He can tell you about the health, is that it’s like a flu. President Xi has said, and we have a great relationship with China under president trump. Believe me. Greatest relationship ever. And they aren’t ripping us off anymore”
And then /ptg/ will gargle his nuts like this was the best answer ever.

A reminder for anons that Warren was a SCOTUS pick from Obama.

>when the comments are just right

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Biden(DNC Nominee), Sanders(Collapsing), Tulsi(Wildcard).

Warren is out and is probably going to endorse Biden soon and might get a VP deal, Bloomberg check and some type of admin position promise.

the insurance co would pay only 95% for the bubble so the cheap nigger turned it down

Bush judges have shown themselves to be just as bad as obama judges

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pence admits America does NOT have enough testing kits to meet coronavirus demand as senators are told pledge for one million this week will NOT happen
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8080111/Mike-Pence-admits-America-does-NOT-testing-kits-meet-coronavirus-demand.html

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I heard that Warren may endorse Bernie late, so that if Biden names her as VP it looks like a unity ticket

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Nigger .

I have come to the conclusion that the DNC puruposefully backed Biden in an effort to keep bernie from getting the nomination because Bernie would take money from businesses. But since the DNC is funded by corporate lobbyists, that goes against their profit motives so they decided to Cuck bernie one more time in an effort to protect cash flow.

The DNC knows Biden cant win because of the Sniff meme. But they ran him anyway because he's the nigger man.

> What has happened today?
I would say Warren dropping out is the highlight of the day

> How have threads been?
Fast and funny

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The Democrat establishment did not learn their lesson from 2016. Will the US "Intelligence" community be able to bail out the Democrats once again in 2020 with yet another "Russia hack our democracy" hoax?

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King Roach cleaning out the prisons?

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The capacity of the Scranton Cultural Event Center is around 1,800 seats, so this should be a subdued rally...there are a number of Blimpf's Boomer Groupies who are pissed they can't get in, so I've no idea how tickets for this were distributed...they did go quickly, however

Blumpf telling us to panic when the US by design resists this kind of pandemic (Rural, Clean, Rich...) I mean hell africa of all places isn't doing too badly with this which should tell you just how valuable not being nut to butt like europoors is.

MAGA

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LOL he is timing this with corona to buttfuck europe

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This tweet too tho, Trump is a genius of that medium

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>I heard that Warren may endorse Bernie
lol no

shills and libtards preparing their anuses for november.

*nervously avoids eye contact with corona-chan*
>if I just ignore her, eventually she’ll go away

>What is trump going to do when the hospitals are overrun and his vaccine/cure is nowhere in sight?

Hopefully nothing.

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Its like she's been around so much kikery all her life she's infected with their spores and she spontaneously acts like one.

I wish someone could have convinced her to ride it out a bit, the socialist lashing out is amazing.
>Fast and funny
Good, glad. Thanks for baking m8.

That was fucking amazing, thanks lel.

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yeah, no dem is ever gonna endorse bernie. Because that would mean no more corporate gibs from lobbying.

Wake me up when greece's official policy is to welcome migrants to the historic city of atlantis.

What about the rumors of the corona death cult that’s going in order to spread the infection?

blame obama of course.

How? Don't candidates need to win nomination first to pick a VP?