/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1616

>NEWS
US doctors plead to get tests
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All masks are now confiscated in France
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Fed cuts interest rates, tries to stop market crash
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8% of the Iranian parliament already infected
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Italy to close all schools and universities
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>RESEARCH
29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
doi.org/10.1128/JVI.02015-19

nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
doi.org/10.1016/S1473-3099(20)30086-4

Survives 28 days in bacteria on surfaces at 4°C
doi.org/10.1016/j.jhin.2020.01.022

Recovered in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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Netherlands only tests cases with travel history
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nCoV to cost global economy $1.1 trillion
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CCP: the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 97,910 ► Died: 3,353

>LATEST CASES
19:35: 1 new case in Ireland.
17:41: 31 new cases in Washington state, United States.
17:40: 30 new cases in Sweden. Of those, 28 are in Stockholm County.
17:39: 1 new case in Wales, United Kingdom.
17:38: 1 new death in Berkshire, England, United Kingdom. This is the first death in the United Kingdom. The patient, described only as elderly, had underlying health issues.
17:10: 769 new cases and 41 new deaths in Italy.
16:26: 27 new cases in the United Kingdom, including 25 in England.

>MORE
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time.com/5793357/china-company-censured-coronavirus/
twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1235655068646440960
ncov2019.live/map
lab.gedidigital.it/gedi-visual/2020/coronavirus-in-italia/
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-funerals-could-be-streamed-online-if-covid-19-becomes-pandemic-11950246
nytimes.com/reuters/2020/02/28/world/asia/28reuters-china-health-reinfection-explainer.html
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twitter.com/realIrishDevil/status/1235279121816514560?s=19
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scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065022/coronavirus-why-do-recovered-patients-test-positive-again
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twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1235656909459460098
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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,430 (3,013) ► International 17,480 (340): S. Korea 6,088 (40) Italy 3,858 (148) Iran 3,513 (107) D. Princess 696 (6) France 377 (6) Japan 361 (6) Spain 259 (3) USA 164 (11) UK 116 (1) Switzerland 114 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 53 (2) Thailand 47 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 35 (3) S. Marino 21 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 543 Singapore 117 Sweden 94 Norway 88 Netherlands 82 Kuwait 58 Bahrain 55 Malaysia 55 Belgium 50 Austria 41 Canada 37 Iceland 34 Greece 31 India 30 UAE 28 Denmark 20 Algeria 17 Israel 17 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Ecuador 13 Czechia 12 Finland 12 Macao 10 Croatia 10 Portugal 9 Qatar 8 Ireland 7 Palestine 7 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 S. Arabia 5 Brazil 4 Georgia 4 Russia 4 Senegal 4 Egypt 3 Estonia 3 N. Zealand 3 Chile 3 Slovenia 3 Indonesia 2 Morocco 2 Bosnia 2 Hungary 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Argentina 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 S. Africa 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +160 (+32) S. Korea +467 (+5) Italy +769 (+41) Iran +591 (+15) France +92 (+2) Spain +31 (+1) UK +29 (+1) Switzerland +21 (+1) Iraq (+1) Germany +281 Japan +30 USA +6 Singapore +5 H. Kong +2 Sweden +42 Norway +29 Netherlands +44 Kuwait +2 Bahrain +3 Malaysia +5 Belgium +27 Thailand +4 Taiwan +2 Austria +12 Canada +3 Iceland +8 Greece +22 India +1 S. Marino +5 Denmark +5 Israel +2 Lebanon +1 Oman +1 Ecuador +3 Czechia +4 Finland +5 Portugal +3 Ireland +1 Palestine +7 Azerbaijan +3 S. Arabia +3 Brazil +1 Georgia +1 Russia +1 Egypt +1 Estonia +1 Slovenia +2 Morocco +1 Bosnia +2 S. Africa +1 Total +2,742 (+99)

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Bananas

The 4 new cases in Ireland were a local doctor in my town, his wife who was a teacher in the town and their two kids. i got 3 months worth of prep for me and my dad a week ago so we are gonna lock ourselves down. I'm going to use my free hours off work to take 2 weeks off and hopefully after that they'll tell me it's best to stay at home anyway. This is it boys

Trump just for BTFO by /ourguy/ Tedros

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i love you corona-chan

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Niggers

That may have been a LARP but FerFal's Argentine blog--not a LARP.

Was following his stuff live--

ferfal argentina survival blog
survival-spot.com/survival-blog/argentina-collapse/

>NOOOOOO!!!! YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO RECOVER!!! HOW AN I GOING TO EAT ALL THIS CANNED FOOD?!!!

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N R W
I S
K I L L

PRESS F

haha okay it was fun while it lasted. you can stop the virus now

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TENTH

>leave for 2 days
>come back
>it’s even worse
Is this shit mutating? And are all the cases in Brazil from Italy?

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Thanks for your service Argiebro. Things are comfy and in order when you're baking

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HAPPENING

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Corona is loose on the streets of San Francisco

Community Spread

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Does anyone know if coronavirus actually causes male infertility or is that false? Because that could be very damaging to the world population if a lot of people get infected.

like 7 total infected in estonia now, all in fuckin home quarantine to spread more.

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CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

CORONA VIRUS (SARS COV 2) IS IN A METHODIST HOSPITAL IN HOUSTON, THEY WON'T ANNOUNCE SO THE RODEO DOESN'T LOSE TICKET SALES

>THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
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28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
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28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
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19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
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14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
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In a few weeks time, we will envy him

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Honestly it doesn't even matter if 0 people died at this point, given the economic damage being done.

this cheeky fucking cunt has done nothing but put us all in danger
NOT a drill
NOT a time for excuses
Ted should have taken that advice a month ago.

S

CVG BTFO'D

"If we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by, you know, sitting around and even going to work, some of them go to work, but they get better, and then when you do have a death, like you've had in the state of Washington, like you had one in California, I believe you had one in New York

“Well, I think the 3.4% is really a false number,” the President told the conservative cable network’s Sean Hannity. “Now, this is just my hunch, and, but based on a lot of conversation with a lot of people who do this, because a lot of people will have this and it’s very mild. They’ll get better very rapidly. They don’t even see a doctor. They don’t even call a doctor.

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>teddy concerned
Lmao he knows shit has hit the fan

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Is really this bad in Italy or is just media bullshit?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT A P-WORD! YOU CAN'T USE THE P-WORD! THESE ARE WIDESPREAD EPIDEMICS, THAT'S ALL!!!!! THE FLU KILLS MORE PEOPLE!

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Yes, and they want that user. It's a bio weapon.

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>is it mutating
It's already branched into two strains; L and S, the latter being more aggressive and lethal.
Oh and it's currently undergoing recombination, meaning it's merging with other viruses to produce mixed murder babies.

MY BOSS IS STILL MAKING ME COME TO WORK WTF

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"user, you've been spending too much time on that Vietnamese basket weaving forum. What're you doing? These milkers won't milk themselves."

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Burgerland added almost 50 cases today. Up from 140 to 208.

It's Happening.

>STILL WON'T DECLARE IT A PANDEMIC

>BNO as a source
No thanks Vladimir, I have seen enough propaganda.

>memeflag
lol

(You)
>$0.02 cents deposited to your account

Anons you are running out of time to buy:
isopropyl alcohol
freeze dried foods
gloves
sprouting seeds (!!!!)
masks/respirators (possibly too late unless you work very hard)
hand sanitizer - already too late
guifenasin
probably camping/survival gear

An online midwife supply website was bought out of masks

I've had some of this shit in my amazon cart disappear over the last 12 hours - sold out. I bought the last of one variety of sprouting seeds (altho canada amazon is a pile of shit, burgers might be a little better)

Some smaller specialty retailers have stock, look with them if amazon is out or price gouging (which it is)

India stopped exports of some pharmaceuticals. If you're a pilltard you'd better stock up now

China's manufacturing is a giant question mark, even if they start up tomorrow supply chains are disrupted. There might be shortages for months to come. If your car needs a car battery or some part or whatever - do it now. Anything you absolutely need in the next 12 months - buy now.

By the end of this weekend it might become very difficult to buy bulk rice and beans. There is a chance the warehouses still have it in stock and it will be stocked at the big box retailers overnight in time for tomorrow morning, but the warehouses will probably be drained by the normies this weekend

Tomorrow morning is last chance for beans, rice, bottled water, diapers, baby formula, toilet paper, etc etc etc

china used to tease us with fake numbers
now it's the burgers turn. over/under 10000 infected in the US right now. where's your money?

This fucking guy...

maths

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It's too late, this is spreading more than we know. A lot of old people are unfortunately screwed. A lot of younger people and boomers are screwed financially.

‘This but the sniffles, brother.

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Back to sucking dick at /ptg/ my freund.

Scientists have demonstrated that Coronavirus does indeed discriminate against Asians, making them more likely to be affected by it.
vdare.com/articles/it-s-official-chinese-scientists-find-genetic-explanation-for-coronavirus-discriminating-by-race

>But this isn't chinas fault at all, don't panic, But this isn't a drill. What you're buying masks don't do that. But it's very high risk, but it isn't a pandemic, that would make my overlords lose a lot of money
Someone needs to curb stomp him

Coof at everyone

Only 1 link is BNO, you crying nigger

good post

>100,000 cases globally
>you can only cite reinfection happening in 10 cases

Is there a way to make hand sanitizer? I'm runining low it's all been bought up by chink fucking locusts around here.

This is not the end of the world, in fact, it's not even close.

As most cases are asymptomatic or mild, most are going under the radar. This hides the true CFR from us, as we see only the serious cases and calculate CFR using that.

Look at South Korea, their CFR is more accurate as they are testing everyone, no symptoms all the way to dying.

The same thing occurred with Swine Flu. At first they though the CFR was near 10%, but that's cause, like this, we only are seeing the worst cases at the tip of the iceberg.

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So basically it’s mutating at such a rapid speed it will make the Black Death look like a joke

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Will you be getting your 50 EUR hand sanitiser, Yas Forums?

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The US should ease the restriction of shipping items just because they have alcohol. Can't send a friend some disinfectants.

I just drove by two chink restaurants and people are still eating there.

Brazil is 8 now.

Any cases in Galway?

>It's already branched into two strains; L and S, the latter being more aggressive and lethal.
L is supposedly more lethal but it's not really based on anything except the study's author educated guess.
>Oh and it's currently undergoing recombination, meaning it's merging with other viruses to produce mixed murder babies.
So far it's only recombining with other strains of Corona.

Okay happeningfags and nothingburgerfags, let's get one thing straight.
Reinfection, y/n ?

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it can fuck every organ in your body

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>hand sanitizer isn't proven to kill COVID-19

>surge of reinfections
>14% of cases
>10
lmao

no treatment, except supportive care
>time.com/5793357/china-company-censured-coronavirus/
>The stock exchange’s reprimand comes as concerns grow that researchers and drugmakers in China and elsewhere are seizing on the global panic around the growing epidemic to get attention for less-than-credible scientific work.

We're kinda fucked, and the way it's being politically handled is beyond clownish. Political tensions are rising without a doubt.

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NEARING -1000 AGAIN 1 HOUR TO GO NIGGERS IT'S HAPPENING WE BREACH -26000 VIRIGNITY

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Fuck him and fuck you too bong

Germans are saying people are stealing those from hospitals

does anyone know where I can find this map?

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Not true reinfection. Just cases of incomplete recovery. 99.9% of recoveries are true recoveries that don’t show “reinfection”

I bought 2 liters 4 weeks ago, I'm fine.

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Ok bros let's get this death cult thing on the road already.
I want the death count to be in the chad billions not puny virgin "millions".

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15% of "recovered" were reinfected according to chink doctors you dizzy cunt.

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Time to take down one of these cages, just for him.

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Totally not a chinese puppet

based Airborne RNA

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WHERE IS REPUBLICAN MED-user?

Is reinfection possible? Should I keep my kids home or just keep them away from their grandparents?

For faggots always bragging about being the superior white race you guys sure are pussies

we got another infection in győr, a guy who came back from nothern italy a while ago, so the number is at 3 now

Not that we know of. 4 in clare, 1 in cork and 2 in dublin I think

it does, but not the shitty commercial one
you have to have 70%+ alcohol ones

>the strait times
lmao

Amazon slave here. Amazon is kill

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Any news on the cock and ball torture symptoms? I don't want to be sterile, who the fuck added that to the virus concoction and thought it was a good idea

>Corona chan warping and absorbing other viruses, splitting itself into multiple forms and other ridiculous acts

>Mfw

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Sorry, I must have gotten them mixed up. And let's hope it only recombines with other Corona strains. Thank you for the info user.

lel
if only this were true

He's was LARPing, and spreading misleading info while doing so.

HAPPENINGFAGS BTFO

twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/1235655068646440960

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at least we aint racist and we keep going in sushi

>world is ending
meh i wasn't doing anything my life anyway

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>believing gooks

What does "99.9% of recoveries" means?
Are they immune to other(S) train(S)?

26000 was already breached last week, this will just be round 2 before 25000 gets rekt.

11litres of 90 percent alcohol reporting in

Show me a reliable source reporting that

They wont say what state that Tennessee guys was traveling in. If it was in a state that already has cases they would just tell us. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

KEEP YOUR DISEASES GAY ASSES OUT OF SOUTH CAROLINA FAGGOTS

Of course he does.
If you stay at home, work does not get done and he does not make any money. 100% guaranteed.
If you come in, he makes money. You may catch corona and die, but that is only a chance, not a certainty.
Also, you are probably easily replaceable, anyway.

Are they Irish or Chinee?

Chinks
Never forget who the real enemy is

Coronabola when?

Cheers

Americans can buy everclear

based scbro, heard we had one in Florence

I'll see you in an hour then. Every time I get excited and look, it gets pumped.

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>For faggots always bragging about being the superior white race you guys sure are pussies
(You)

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It seems to be killing more males than females

Better do your last minute orders then because fulfillments are going to stop
Hopefully Bezos bites the bullet

If Tedros speeds up bringing down clownworld by literally let the virus spread until the world is fucked beyond repair, he ceratinly should be /ourguy/ Anything is better than spending the rest of your life until your death as kike cattle.

> 3.8% in Italy
> going down
I'm glad boomers are DYING to get on cameras to peddle their filth - that means there is record of them lying

Down down down it goes!

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We have reached the 100,000 confirmed cases and if we trust the chinks, the death rate is indeed like almost 3.4 %. More people are dying outside of China, so the real rate must be around 5-7%

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niggercope

A possible case* FUCK

And it is useless anyway unless you bought the gel version.
The normal Sterilium vanishes too fast to kill viruses.

>cnn

>WHO the real enemy is
cryptic, I like that

Make your own - glycerol and rubbing alcohol - if it's still available.

>Tedros
>our guy

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Pretty sure I have the s strain.
>Head cold two weeks ago.
>Got mild fever that we'd
>Doctor said it was a cold and gave me antibiotics for congestion
>Got really sick Thursday and Friday
>Congestion breaking up
>Got a mild sore throat today

I'm almost over it. Probably spread it to hundreds of people. Not going to a shitstain nigger hospital to get tested either.

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It's not reinfection it's more than one strain going around

Check the price of rubbing alcohol and let's see how stupid people really are.

I don't know about the suit, I feel like groceries would still feel a bit awkward

Who /doingnothingandreadytodie/ here?

The 4 in clare are an irish family and the cork fella is irish and he didn't leave the country so he caught it from someone in the country. Not sure about the 2 in dublin

If this was going to happen in the west than it would have happened already. It’s been here since December and there has to be hundreds of thousands infected and undetected in Canada and the US alone, not even including europe. Only filthy subhuman Middle East niggers and chinks are dying from this, for whites it’s only killed a couple of white old boomers already on their death bed. If whites could die we would have seen it by now, I guarantee there are more Mexicans in SoCal infected than all cases in Europe combined and there are no dead Mexicans.

at least when shtf, there will probably be an ethnic cleansing, in one direction, or the other.
Either way I won't have to be nagged constantly anymore about this racism bullshit.

The kikes never gave a shit about the goyim. You live as literal kike cattle, burger. Time to wake up and warm up the ovens.

I like a lot this thicc blondie Coronachan

Got to pay those bills for Mr. Shekelberg, they don't pay themselves, you know?

>HOW AN I GOING TO EAT ALL THIS CANNED FOOD?!!!
Probably just by eating it yeah? Like it's canned food, it doesnt go bad quickly, that's the point

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

Well, we wouldn't expect you to understand, but we're concerned because we have something to live for, and if we die, we certainly can't expect you all to watch after things properly.

1 bottle of ethanol
1 bottle of propylene glycol
70% ethanol + 30% PG = sanitizer

Reminder to not be raycis n sheeeit you dirty faggots.

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Just use 70% alcohol or soap. Wash thoroughly for 20 seconds. You don't need extra fancy stuff.

It's just a flu bros, calm down

Fuck, I'm still waiting for the masks I ordered that are "socially acceptable" to go outside with. All I have is an original gas mask from WW2 with a swastika stencil. I can't go buy grocerys with that! That's the after happening mask! I need my pre-happening mask to arrive already! Fuck. Has it really come down to announcing to the world I'm a nazi or catching corona?!

More people are dead in China they're just not talking about it. Hell they probably don't even know how many of their recent deaths are due to the virus or not

Are you the infected user that’s been going to trump rallies?

ncov2019.live/map

>~2% in January
>~3.5% now
>going down
This is why people don't trust institutions.

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i can't believe the world is going to fucking end
it's a dream come true

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Does this bitch have a dick, or what?

yeah that works as well
but i have like 5 liters of medical disinfectant with 70% alcohol in it already so im good for now

I Love you Corona-Chan

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Thanks! Updated the news.

Looks like that confirmed case in Raleigh NC spooked the normies here

Local HT was almost completely cleared of TP, though there's still a lot of food and water left

Just a flu

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Or you can wear gloves when you're out and throw away when you get home

Kek

The less lethal strain has been here since at least December. Can guarantee you it's over 10,000.

china did way WAY more testing.

No shit death rates are high if you are only going to test people coming in with pneumonia

That would be me. My roommates are going to get me killed, so I've already accepted what comes.

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The contagion's territorial spread varies widely
lab.gedidigital.it/gedi-visual/2020/coronavirus-in-italia/

Please stop larping like you have ever strived towards any higher aspiration in your life.

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>Coronavirus: Funerals 'could be streamed online' if COVID-19 becomes pandemic

news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-funerals-could-be-streamed-online-if-covid-19-becomes-pandemic-11950246

america is fucked,

i just realized america is going to get hit probably harder than any other western nation, tens of millions of people will not go to the doctors for testing due to how much money they'll lose in medical bills and lost wages during quarantine.

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Don’t buy ethanol you stupid faggots, you’ll end up with nasty smelling denatured ethanol. Get isopropyl so you don’t smell like nail salon working Vietcong.

You've been posting this in nearly every thread for the last 12 hours stop asking about your retarded virus spreaders.

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nytimes.com/reuters/2020/02/28/world/asia/28reuters-china-health-reinfection-explainer.html

>(!!!!)

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Literally happens every year

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zerohedge.com/health/chinese-scientists-find-genetic-explanation-coronavirus-discriminating-race
>We also noticed that the only Asian donor (male) has a much higher ACE2-expressing cell ratio than white and African American donors (2.50% vs. 0.47% of all cells). This might explain the observation that the new Coronavirus pandemic and previous SARS-Cov pandemic are concentrated in the Asian area.
Sad, I wish niggers were more effected by it.

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Tell that to Italy and Iran.

fuller image

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Hey guyss :)
Does corona effect mtf trans or are we safe???
Thankss

>1 infected
>0 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shirring this stupid burrshit arready, this faggot rittre virus won't cause a pandemic

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youtube.com/watch?v=SiXNUaSjXRY

real life coomer kind of looks like Stefan Molyneux

YOU fucking retard of a fucking retard..spam filter is blocking my reply see pic related then part 2 for the fucking SCIENCE showing that WUFLU HATES AN ACID BODY. Anyone posting fake shit needs to DIAF.

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Imagine having to watch your loved ones burial on twitch.

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BREAK 100K INFECTED BY THE END OF THE DAY CORONA CHAN
GIVE CORNA CHAN YOUR ENERGY
BREAK 100K

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yeah, yeah.....
youtu.be/y1DvzKh87Xk

No. I have a corporate job. I've been to work. Stores to prep. Seen my gf some but she's half my age and gave it to me. She got over it in a few days. I'm on the east coast

You can always weld your door shut once they leave for work

twitter.com/realIrishDevil/status/1235279121816514560?s=19
dont even know what to make of this
it seems like a funny coincidence at first but it just keeps going
maybe im finally losing my shit but this has me freaked out

Fuck me how did that shit get into Ireland? And all the way out west too...

Foxconn plants will be up to 100% capacity at end of the month. Lmao. You happening cucks got bamboozled

Yeah my roommates will bring it home at some point, no matter how careful I am. I'm just preparing for when I finally get it and hope for a mild case.

it makes you sneeze out of your manpussy

That's the "experts" we have. If I trusted them, I'd probably be infected and coofing. Instead I trusted Yas Forums and am prepped and comfy.

It’s a meme, don’t believe everything you read on here.

>me rn lads

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does italy have the bad strain

i thought only iran had a 3.5% mortality rate

lets remember the doctors are literally swearing some kind of oath to the communistic party in front of a commie flag twitter.com/ChinaInFocusNTD/status/1235398420736573440 so trusting any statistics from china is delusional

Be proud, user!
You are not a sheep!
You can think for yourself!
Stay objective!
Stay true!
Stay safe!

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are you all wearing n95 masks when you go out for grocery runs and what not?

old
Enjoy private healthcare

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threads are moving at breakneck speed no one will notice im a double nigger

tiktok funerals

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>the failing New York Times
Ummm... try again sweatie

scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065022/coronavirus-why-do-recovered-patients-test-positive-again
>Some Chinese doctors say coronavirus patients are being given a clean bill of health and released from hospital too soon. Photo: XinhuaSome Chinese doctors say coronavirus patients are being given a clean bill of health and released from hospital too soon. Photo: Xinhua
Some Chinese doctors say coronavirus patients are being given a clean bill of health and released from hospital too soon. Photo: Xinhua
A number of coronavirus patients in mainland China have tested positive for infection after earlier being cleared, according to official figures
>They were released after being getting a negative result in a reverse transcriptase-polymerase chain reaction (PCR) test – the most commonly used when testing for infection – but then tested positive again days or even weeks later
>people were sent back to hospital after testing positive about a week after being told they had recovered from it
>14 per cent of coronavirus patients released from hospital were later found to still be infected
>It was either because the tests were not done properly in the first place, or the patient was undergoing a long course of the disease, he said
>Under China’s testing criteria, people can be released from hospital if their body temperature is normal for three days
>only 30 to 50 per cent of confirmed cases had a positive result in the PCR tests, and throat swabs had possibly generated many fake negative results
>“If a person tests positive, in terms of disease control, he will definitely be considered a source of infection,”
>Of the 44 people who met the national criteria for release, 26 tested positive in a third test, she said.
>Gray said: “It is possible to detect traces of the pathogen for some period after the patient is no longer infectious.
archive.is/UFrl0
The same shill copy pasta. Every. Single. Thread

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Same here but my family instead
They've already infected me with the regular flu
It's only a matter of time before one of them brings back Corona-chan

>Ethanol 96%
>Hydrogen peroxide 3%
>Glycerol 98%
>Sterile distilled or boiled cold water
or
>Isopropyl alcohol 99.8%
>Hydrogen peroxide 3%
>Glycerol 98%
>Sterile distilled or boiled cold water
source:
who.int/gpsc/information_centre/handrub-formulations/en/

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This. The good doctor was busy sucking chinese cock.

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for the fucking akaline retard who does not know how to fucking science and make SURE all their home remedies are OK to use with this virus--THIS VIRUS LOVES ALKALINE BODIES. SEE THE FUCKING PIC RELATED.

And stop being so fucking irresponsible.

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>wrapped in blanket
>heating turned on
>cold beer on desk
>Peak Prosperity whispering sweet happenings in my ear
>in a corona thread
>wont have to leave the apartment for atleast 5 days

I am maximum comfy

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>tfw the WHO is saying that nations are not taking the virus seriously enough

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Yes. It fucks you up the ass.

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>effected

Kek I have a kid in college over that way and they’re talking about closing and disinnfecting the schools. The brat thinks I’m paranoid while they get free play

Italy has like 3.8% kek

Italy too.

>talking to mum recently
>tell her she should stock up on just about everything
>she gives me the "it's just a flu" line
>says that China has fucked it's economy because it is overreacting to Wu Flu
It's fucking over folks. Between retards who vacation to infection hotspots and normalfags coping with "haha it's just a flu bro" we'll all be dead by the end of the year

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They’re immunocompromised and probably already have AIDS, so yes

i do but i get laughed at and harrassed, i live in a crap area in poland.

twitter.com/DrDenaGrayson/status/1235656909459460098

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>Press F to pay respect.

Same difference.

yeh that re-combination thing is deeply troubling, did the report state which viruses it was re-combining with??

Oh, ok. There’s at least one user that is spreading corona at trump rallies.

>I can't imagine that this virus will cause one tenth of the damage that influenza virus causes every year in the United States
>virology expert
Remember. These are the people advising clueless boomers in the government.

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>Taking about the coronavirus at work
>Bunch of people that never read the news let alone done any research on this virus
>All of them keep saying it's a nothingburger, just the flu bro
>Start mocking me saying that I read too much and it's once again just the flu bro
I hope they all fucking cough blood until they die. I'm done trying to warn these fuckers. They can keep their heads in the sand.

im not even bothering with official numbers anymore

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>reddit spacing

The door is that way

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The family of 4 in clare went to Italy on holiday. The father whos a local doctor has been working with patients and the mother who's a teacher has been working in the local school. My town is tiny and full of mostly old people so we are fucked

3 new cases in Estonia in 24h. Retards are still travelling to Italy and going to work and bragging about it. It will be a pandemic here, that's all I can say.

>tfw you live in one of them

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>8 cases of chink flu in Brazil

Sopa de Macaco meets Sopa de Morcego

Why bother respecting quarantine if your own government treats it like a joke? Why stay home from the job that gave you airborne AIDS?

Whites and niggers are immune to coronavirus UNLESS you're a tranny, and then there's a 100% fatality rate and it's the most painful death possible.

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all those F's in chat

The fuck?

OOOOOHHHHHHHH SAAAAAAAAAY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOOOOOOOUUUUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kek. Make the choice Kamerad.

and they are right. National governments, at least in the west, have acted like literal retards so far.

foldingathome.org/2020/02/27/foldinghome-takes-up-the-fight-against-covid-19-2019-ncov/

Boys, are you doing your part?

my housemates are all korean or chinese and they all work with the public, on at a hospital in seattle...

I wonder if gookmoot would let us have a corona board?

Why? I thought our normies were okay with masks because of the smog

People are stealing mask at the entrance of the hospitals in Slovenia, fucking mutts

>leaving your house

Regular drinking alcohol usually doesn't have enough % EtOH anyway

Why do you concern yourself with things that don't involve you? You're obviously some kind of masochist.

>scmp
YOU ARE GLOWING

I think the fact that we have children helped me open his eyes. If we were childless heathens he more than likely would just be brushing me off conpletely.

>coffin gets lowered into the ground
>POGGERS DUDE

>if it’s not on CNN then it’s fake news

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I recall someone wanted something like this many many threads ago. Don't know if anyone delivered.

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN! PURGE THIS FILTHY CLOWNWORLD.

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Can you also post the number of recovered patients and a maybe something more relevant like the number of active cases? China's number of active cases is decreasing at the moment

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Just make sure you have supplies and sell your extras for pussy when shit really hits the fan.

Pro tip: Get as much toilet paper as you can, for some reason its the first thing to go with bottled water.

TO HELL IT IS

Holy shit

Reddit OUT.

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BREAKING NEWS: Coronavirus case in Nu Jersey

>BREAKING NEWS: Coronavirus case in Nu Jersey

BREAKING NEWS: Coronavirus case in Nu Jersey

>BREAKING NEWS: Coronavirus case in Nu Jersey

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this is probably the onset of schizophrenia for me

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Literally just the fucking flu with a new name. WHO inflating numbers to cause panic and to give themselves a reason for existing.

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I just heard several minutes of violent coofing from the apartment building across the street.

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THE UK IS FUCKED - CORONAMAGEDON

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>17:39: 1 new case in Wales, United Kingdom.
>17:38: 1 new death in Berkshire, England, United Kingdom. This is the first death in the United Kingdom. The patient, described only as elderly, had underlying health issues.
>16:26: 27 new cases in the United Kingdom, including 25 in England.
Preddy sure Ted was talking about you, fag

Put a sticker over it u retard kraut

CHECKED SATAN

HAIL BASED SATAN

plebbit BTFO by satan himself

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why are Italians dying faster than south koreans

Was nice knowing you

Based coronachan culling the dregs of society

ive been wearing a mask every flu season for last 20 years because i have an impaired immunity. some people wore masks for smog in warsaw or sląsk in 2018-2019 but i think youd agree with me when i saw it was a fad. what im trying to say is that masks used to be ok, but now upośledzone dzikusy that question the danger probably feel like their intelligence is attacked when i wear a mask and they dont, so i literally have people yelling at me in the streets every. fucking. day

>numbers exploding in Sweden
>chief epidemiologist on the radio doesn’t have a clue.
This is beyond Tedros level incompetence. Just make it short and nuke us.

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twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1235657550583881729

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Older population

Its nothingburger, jut a flu. Go to work as usual, citizens.