Brit/Pol/ - Priti Patel edition

>Brits ignore Boris and keep panic-buying: Supermarket shelves remain bare despite stores scrambling to restock as PM takes to This Morning sofa to guarantee the country won't run out of food amid coronavirus crisis
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8077969/Boris-Johnson-takes-Morning-sofa-cool-stockpiling-frenzy.html

>First coronavirus death in UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51759602

>Serving Met Police officer arrested by terror unit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51761046

>Brawl erupts in Turkish parliament over Syria military action
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51747282/brawl-erupts-in-turkish-parliament-over-syria-military-action

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based and bakedbeanpilled

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youtube.com/watch?v=hHubNLJ5sYs
chinks stole the holy half shekel

I REPEAT

>I REPEAT

I REPEAT

chinks stole the holy half shekel

the temple coin features donald trump

COVID
"coronavirus"
corona
crown

>And David built there a mizbayach to Hashem and sacrificed burnt offerings and offerings of well-being. Hashem responded to the plea for the land, and the plague against Yisrael was checked. II Samuel 24:24

jewishpress.com/blogs/felafel-on-rye/israeli-institute-may-be-on-verge-of-coronavirus-vaccine/2020/03/04/
IT'S REAL
>IT'S REAL
IT'S REAL
>IT'S REAL

IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING BOYS PUT THIS IN THE OP NEXT TIME

American baked beans are better

ill break your fucking head open

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Why am I so massive ?

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Government petition to release report into pedo Paki rape gangs. Do you part.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

you eat your beans
good lad

How many do you have prepped for coronavirus

I have a 4pack of branston in the cupboard

Did ya meet with gazza for chippy tea, ya daft cunt?

m8 i've only got 2 tins, am i doing to be ok?

I'll beat your ass buckwheat.

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>Priti edition
>Tulsi pic

oh

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of course I did, gave me a few lines as well did lad.

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Dem leg proportions

You ever seen Priti Patel and tulsi gabbard in the same room? Pretty sure they are the same person

I'm 5'11, it's the perspective lol, just take a look at my feet, size 13.

you're actually about 5'3 lad

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based. scruton was a man of principle to the end

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>I'm 5'11

Bro you look polish. You don't stand a chance.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Scruton#Tobacco_company_funding
oh

ed is back m8s youtube.com/watch?v=oEn4ty95MIw

Post a pic of yourself.

I've killed people

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Fuck kinda name is Raoul moat anyways? Some kind of pikey?

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Misunderstood man of the people.

Sorry my nigga I had no idea I was talking to a fellow kang.

How many of u boys got coronavirus so far. Boris isn’t protecting us so well

>UK counter-extremism programme violates human rights, UN expert says
independent.co.uk/independentpremium/uk-news/prevent-uk-counter-terrorism-programme-human-rights-un-a9376026.html

>OUR FUNDAMENTAL MEASUREMENTS OF THE UNIVERSE COULD BE WRONG, SCIENTISTS SAY
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/universe-measurements-hubble-constant-dark-energy-stars-a9379751.html

nonce

Daily reminder that there still isn't a single area in the UK where White British are a minority.

Not even in Newham, where the White British demographic representation is among the lowest.

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Is this what happens when you only work lats?

native vs non-native

Dude that's a fucking black pill right there. You're telling me there's a place in the UK that's only 17% white?

Define "native".

Beaker folk? Celt? Roman? Anglo? Jute? Viking? Norman?

thread is split
good morning anyway FUCK im tired.

>Beaker folk? Celt? Roman? Anglo? Jute? Viking? Norman?
yes

yes

Dude there are places in the UK that are 0% white.

Bump
We can use this one next

laura is breddy based desu

based and recyclepilled

You're welcome.

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Clearly he's never been to Wales.

6 fucking hours on the train lads about to come to an end.

infected

yer superspreader of the month!

Honestly lads, visiting Preston alone has likely given me something far worse.

>preston
who you been talkin to?

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Went to Gosport this weekend lads. Saw 2 brown people over 3 days. I'm from the midlands. It struck ME, a white English man, odd, to see so few brown faces.

Which is a fucking sad reflection upon myself and this god forsaken country. If I think about it too much I'll end up topping myself.

No one lass, just my mates invited me up for a pint and I said yeah because honestly I honestly completely alone where I'm currently living in the Midlands.

Ohhhh where did you were go while you were here?
I mean there

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It was reported on the Har-Habait site that Rabbi Aryeh Lipo, a religious studies teacher who ran for the Likud in 2014, gave a special lesson on the Temple Mount.

Rabbi Lipo said. "The Temple is the crown, just like tefillin on the head of a Jewish man."

>In the days to come, The Mount of Hashem's House Shall stand firm above the mountains And tower above the hills; And all the nations Shall gaze on it with joy. Isaiah 2:2

>And David built there a mizbayach to Hashem and sacrificed burnt offerings and offerings of well-being. Hashem responded to the plea for the land, and the plague against Yisrael was checked. II Samuel 24:24

The rabbi related that a Chinese woman had ascended to the Temple Mount where she joined a prayer and that hundreds of Jews who self-identify as secular donned tefillin in Tel Aviv ten days ago.

>"We are assured that returning the crown of tefillin to the Temple Mount will remove the crown of suffering, the coronavirus, from the world."

>Bangladeshi and Pakistani counted separately

Sorry my hands are freezing over can hardly type and nowhere special just went to the Grey Friar Spoons and saw one of my lads performances.
It was comfy, hate to say it but a bit of alki made me feel like me again even if it was temporary, woke up with an old love interest asking me to come to her party (implying I've not unironically contracted corona) which should be grand.

poasting here
youtu.be/YeaGUfZM5hs?list=RDHHP-bpI7Ouw

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My mates performances* don't want to accidentally sound 40

comfy place is that. tasty boigahs. :)
insane you came and actually had a pleasant experience.

thought you were 40 til you posted that kek

Guys be serious, do you think this is it and we're all gonna die? I mean, if it is I might as well start drinking, drugging and whoring.