Brit/pol/: it rained all day *Edition

>First coronavirus death in UK
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51759602

>Serving Met Police officer arrested by terror unit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-51761046

>Brawl erupts in Turkish parliament over Syria military action
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-51747282/brawl-erupts-in-turkish-parliament-over-syria-military-action

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independent.co.uk/independentpremium/uk-news/prevent-uk-counter-terrorism-programme-human-rights-un-a9376026.html
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/universe-measurements-hubble-constant-dark-energy-stars-a9379751.html
youtube.com/watch?v=hHubNLJ5sYs
jewishpress.com/blogs/felafel-on-rye/israeli-institute-may-be-on-verge-of-coronavirus-vaccine/2020/03/04/
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239
theguardian.com/food/2020/mar/05/david-atherton-recipe-homemade-baked-beans
youtube.com/watch?v=oEn4ty95MIw
twitter.com/CrimeLdn/status/1235635832767131648?s=20
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

baked beans

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>UK counter-extremism programme violates human rights, UN expert says
independent.co.uk/independentpremium/uk-news/prevent-uk-counter-terrorism-programme-human-rights-un-a9376026.html

>OUR FUNDAMENTAL MEASUREMENTS OF THE UNIVERSE COULD BE WRONG, SCIENTISTS SAY
independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/universe-measurements-hubble-constant-dark-energy-stars-a9379751.html

i can't stop watching UK Audit videos lads , think i may have a problem

Posted in thread first

youtube.com/watch?v=hHubNLJ5sYs
chinks stole the holy half shekel

I REPEAT

>I REPEAT

I REPEAT

chinks stole the holy half shekel

the temple coin features donald trump

COVID
"coronavirus"
corona
crown

>And David built there a mizbayach to Hashem and sacrificed burnt offerings and offerings of well-being. Hashem responded to the plea for the land, and the plague against Yisrael was checked. II Samuel 24:24

jewishpress.com/blogs/felafel-on-rye/israeli-institute-may-be-on-verge-of-coronavirus-vaccine/2020/03/04/
IT'S REAL
>IT'S REAL
IT'S REAL
>IT'S REAL

IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING BOYS PUT THIS IN THE OP NEXT TIME

UK audit videos? what are those

utterly based

don't care, am here now

Do your part by signing government petition to release report on pedo Paki rape gangs.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300239

audit basically mean inspection

Real

Real


Real

Report what we already know?

absolutely based

pls stop

theguardian.com/food/2020/mar/05/david-atherton-recipe-homemade-baked-beans

>It’s quick and easy to make your own baked beans. They are the perfect post-exercise snack – a great source of protein, fibre and resistant starch

reminder that we're never getting a cure and the virus is never going away. enjoy your remaining time with your loved ones.

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they go and film somewhere with security, the security come out, they say it's ok to film from a public place and they are making a documentary or admiring the architecture

>argument about the terms of harassment and gdpr

security call the police, police say what are you doing, the filmer says i'm no breaking any law - am i being detained. The police arrest them sometimes and they get like £500 for wrongful arrest

>it rained all day

I don't think it's stopped once in London

Nadiya Husseins sexual organs

When you stop autistically splitting perfectly fine threads I will stop

Meanwhile

New

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New

Flopping in and out of my curryhole

based and beanpilled

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yeah, was pretty nice ambience whilst i was taking a nap though

Blue skies for the last three days here in Angus. Went for a walk with the mrs and baby every day. Lovely.

Are you questioning my authority?

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Would be kino if jannie 404s the other thread

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>Serving Met Police officer arrested by terror unit
>21-year-old police constable in north London.
how can you be 21 and a police officer?

>implying we wouldn't have baked potato shops too

An ex pal of mine was a copper at 19. This was 1994 like, so things might of changed.

do it, we know your a jannie, its your fucking birthright

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Join at 18,pass,hit the streets

It was reported on the Har-Habait site that Rabbi Aryeh Lipo, a religious studies teacher who ran for the Likud in 2014, gave a special lesson on the Temple Mount.

Rabbi Lipo said. "The Temple is the crown, just like tefillin on the head of a Jewish man."

>In the days to come, The Mount of Hashem's House Shall stand firm above the mountains And tower above the hills; And all the nations Shall gaze on it with joy. Isaiah 2:2

>And David built there a mizbayach to Hashem and sacrificed burnt offerings and offerings of well-being. Hashem responded to the plea for the land, and the plague against Yisrael was checked. II Samuel 24:24

The rabbi related that a Chinese woman had ascended to the Temple Mount where she joined a prayer and that hundreds of Jews who self-identify as secular donned tefillin in Tel Aviv ten days ago.

>"We are assured that returning the crown of tefillin to the Temple Mount will remove the crown of suffering, the coronavirus, from the world."

We already do, Spud U Like.

i still miss spud-u-like

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Yay i'm in the screencap

I'm on the telly mum!

I miss nadiya desu

he daren't show his face

you lads watching are ed? youtube.com/watch?v=oEn4ty95MIw

he's still here lad, noone knows when, noone knows where, but he's here

All day rain is the best kind of day. I sleep like peacefully when such a gift is given to me.

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He used his trip on Brexit day, which was nice

cant believe he doxed himself on the eve of the election results, he missed so much salt .

They still have 'em in Norf FC.

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based. the one in my hometown closed in the 90s

You lads are lucky that I'm so massive, I can be in multiple threads at once.

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im everywhere

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he has surfaced a few times

I used to go to the one in Hastings.

Gazza be down with his cooked chicken from tesco Raul.

I always kek at the pic on his monitor

is that raoul moat?

>Hastings
0800 00 1066

He best bring some sniff

Yes, I'm famous.

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Same. Very calming sounds

'It's me mate Moaty!'

I heard the shots when he shot the GF and the Karate guy. Was sitting out back having a smoke, thought it was just the local rabble setting off fireworks until the next morning and the manhunt started.

Petitions are literally pointless.

I made that pic

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I bet he used that pic as the new pic for his monitor. Moatception.

The Battle of Hastings actually happend a few miles away where a town called Battle now stands. But I guess the Battle of Battle would sound stupid.

When I lived down there there was a local builder who went by the name of William the Concreter.

Why does your rabbie set off fireworks?

Based, I laughed for about three hours when I first saw it.

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Some say Ray Mears is still tracking him

Rabble paki.

sorry for disturbing you, he deserved it though

thankyou for your service

Kek glad to hear it lad. I want to start making some more goalposts desu haven't done one since before Christmas.

He helped find Raoul, but really.... he was finding himself.

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Who Moat? Rathband was a grade A cunt. Even a lad in the Police who I know well said all the pigs hated Rathband too.

yea imbeded with armed cops, and raf providing recon.

You're welcome, do some more, that was fucking genius.

lol or bought a slightly bigger monitor and put the main pic on it and put the smaller monitor with the old pic on just infront of the bigger monitor

>William the Concreter
kek

No, karate cunt, I am moat.

thread is split
good morning anyway FUCK im tired

Back when I was semi-loaded I nearly booked a survival course with Ray Mears for me and my bro. I guess now I'm on the shit heap the only chance I'll meet him is if he's tracking me.

I don't care about any of them. Karate dude, Moaty or Rathband. All cunts.

Thought you had a nap?

Big if true.
GET FUCKING READY BOYS. PAKI BASHIN SEASON HAS ARRIVED

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I've finally bucked up the courage to show you a pic of me

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that was the nap

pakis bulling pakis, wtf

twitter.com/CrimeLdn/status/1235635832767131648?s=20

i'm really fucking scared of this virus. we're never going to get a cure and it's never going to go away. britain is going to feel like a warzone in a few weeks when it takes hold. boris is a cunt. he should have been working on containment measures back in december.

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This is the government website not fucking change.org if it reaches 100K it HAS to be discussed in Parliament.

>we're never going to get a cure a

You've got a crystal ball eh?

source : some larper on cripple chan