/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1613

>NEWS
All masks are now confiscated in France
archive.is/ZrBG7

Fed cuts interest rates, tries to stop market crash
archive.is/TlSTG

US doctors plead to get tests
archive.is/kmBrK

First case in EU offices in Brussels
archive.is/sIQhp

Virus invades nervous systems
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>RESEARCH
Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

27 year old dies, no underlying disease
archive.is/pgxDl

70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
archive.is/Fg3tL

>REMINDER
CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
archive.is/nEuSG

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
archive.is/kdBtS

>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 97,873 ► Died: 3,353

>LATEST CASES
17:38: 1 new death in Berkshire, England, United Kingdom. This is the first death in the United Kingdom. The patient, described only as older, had underlying health issues.
17:10: 769 new cases and 41 new deaths in Italy.
16:26: 27 new cases in the United Kingdom, including 25 in England.
12:47: 10 new cases in Norway.
12:30: 21 new cases in Greece.
12:27: 3 new cases in Azerbaijan.
12:23: 7 new cases in Singapore.

>MORE
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twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235633381595066373
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dph.illinois.gov/news/public-health-officials-announce-fifth-case-coronavirus-disease-illinois
thetimes.co.uk/article/coronavirus-has-an-aggressive-and-a-milder-strain-scientists-find-qfmfsl9jf
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hi

WHO recap: Fear IS an option

>intro(WHON)
"media plays a vital role in the fight against CoViD19"
SK looks improving
"this is a time for pulling out ALL the stops"
"Activate your emergency plans"

Q&A
>Pets and infection?
Dog in HK tested positive but he's doing well
"we don't have evidence of cross infection" (Goblina)
"animals intimately assosicated with spreading this disease, no"(WB)
>Virus seasonal/temperature?
"We don't know"
"We have no reason to believe the virus behaves differently in hot climate"(G)
>Countries not taking it serious?
"long list of countries not ready"
"Gov alone cannot beat this virus, mobilize ALL citizens to take care of themselves and others"(WN)
>Best Korea and WHO?
"no reports of issues and ready to provide help"(WB)
SK willing to support best korea(WN)
>Is it really that dire?
"China flies in face of predictions and we should believe China"
"Our predictions WILL come true, if we do nothing"(WB)
>asymptomatic?
"just disinfect bro"
"wide range of symptoms, asymptomatics CAN TRANSMIT IT, but not major driver of spread"(G)
>What can we learn from China?/Mistakes of China?
"Noone is ever perfect"
"be coordinated, community,gov,public and private ALL have to work together"
"it will SLOW DOWN the spread of the Virus"(WB)
"The fundamentals work, look aggressively, everyone needs to work together like in China"(G)
"political commitment needed"-setup for praise of chinas' one party system at a later date-
"this virus is touching everything, IT WILL, economy,social fabric,.."
"response EVERY CITIZENS DUTY, IF we can do this we can contain it"(WN)
>S and L type?
"NO KNOWN ASSOCIATION WITH SEVERITY"(G)
"I'd liken it more to license plates, helps with tracking"(WB)
>Pandemic?
"unless we are convinced it's uncontrolable why call it a pandemic"
"many signs that it is moving into more and more countries with weak systems"(WN)
-useless gibberish-(WB)
>quarantine pets?
"HK dog not enough of a reason"(G)
"No need for special meassures at this point"(WB)

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>514 cases
>2 in serous condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

>3 months
>only 3,353 deaths so far
at this rate in 30 years we will finally reach 1 million deaths

Threadly reminder, unless you have gold & silver you're going to exit the collapse into poverty

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i freaked out and accidentally spent $200 on masks

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Is Italy kill?

sneed

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thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=VG3WkiL0d_U
the queen telling us about corona blueprint

Which classic wow server we rolling on?

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Worst case scenario: People actually end up needing them, re-sell them for a higher price
Best case scenario: Nothing happens and you just re-sell them for a little cheaper

>what is exponential growth

I know we hate plebbit but there's a sub /r/coronavirus that has daily updates on official infections and deaths for every country that has reported infections

This sounds suspiciously like holocaust denial

RIP AND TEAR!

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I-it will explode any day now

I'd settle for a döner a day.

retard

denmark is up to 20 cases now, 5 new cases just in
nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2020-03-05-fem-nye-tilfaelde-af-coronavirus-i-danmark

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That's where you get your updates isn't it

>got to work you lazy coofers
Based Chad trump btfos WHO numbers
twitter.com/i/status/1235409660104015873

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corona will just be another nothing ebola burger

Can someone please post videos from china? of government being awful or hospitals or sick people or anything

my bluepilled friend doesnt believe me when i tell him things are fucked over there

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Digits confirm
>Well I think the 3.4% is really a false number. Now, this is just my hunch, and, but based on a lot of conversations with a lot of people that do this — because a lot of people will have this and it's very mild. They'll get better very rapidly, they don't even see a doctor, they don't eve call a doctor. You never hear about those people. So you can't put them down in the category, the overall population in terms of this corona flu, or virus, so you just can't do that. So if, you know, we have thousands or hundreds of thousands of people that get better, just by you know, sitting around and even going to work, some of them go to work, but they get better, and then when you do have a death like you've had in the state of Washington, like you had one in California, I believe you had one in New York, you know all of the sudden it seems like 3 or 4 %, which is a very high number, as opposed to a fraction of 1%. But again, they don't, they don't know about the easy cases because the easy cases don't go to hospital, they don't report to doctors or the hospital, in many cases, so I think that that number is very high. Personally, I would say the number is way under 1%

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Based and doompilled

So... Italy and Iran L-strain?
S. Korea and Japan S-strain?

>Madonna
>Eurosonggaystival
KYS

what happens when you get both flu and corona-chan ?

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423 confirmed cases and 6 deaths in France

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>posting whores every thread
this is why i am glad this thing wipes faggots like you out

Will this faggot governor and his butt buddy De Blasio ever shut down schools?
Like how many cases and deaths do you need before you realize 20% of the population needing hospital care is too much?

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>I'm a faggot

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9 CASES IN GEORGIA FUCK THIS SHIT. TELL ME ITS NOT PIC RELATED 2.0. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Idiots here still have no idea on what is going on.
Continuing with their normie shit and going out in crowds, But you know "Just a flu bro"

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Update on your health nurgle-spawn ? Is your friend who tested positive OK ? Were there other people who were exposed ?

My area in Ontario had our first confirmed case. Two more weeks before outbreak time.

Stop infecting us

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Bitchute, liveleak

GERMANY IS FALLING! I REPEAT! GERMANY IS FALLING! >541 INFECTED (+279) (+107%)
GERMANY IS FALLING! I REPEAT! GERMANY IS FALLING! >541 INFECTED (+279) (+107%)
GERMANY IS FALLING! I REPEAT! GERMANY IS FALLING! >541 INFECTED (+279) (+107%)
GERMANY IS FALLING! I REPEAT! GERMANY IS FALLING! >541 INFECTED (+279) (+107%)

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

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THE COOFSLAYER

>"Activate your emergency plans"
Did they refer to governments or is it time to go /innawoods/

FUCK STAY SAFE BROS

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No. We get at BNO and Worldometers, newfaggot. You need to go back.

liveleak hasnt sold out? alright ill see what i can find, cheers

did he say there's hundreds of thousands of cases?

All webms are nothingburger.today
Links to everything in OP pastebin
Pic is Iranian morgue 4 days ago

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you need to add the 4th confirmed case in Chilel to the list argiebro

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Oh it is user

SIR, WE IS HER FOR THE GOALED

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Meanwhile, the President of the United States is on top of the current pandemic. Everything is under control!

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235633381595066373

Both have been found everywhere, just in different ratios.

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

First case in South Africa, a man and his family returned from Italy. Whelp.

FUCK

Why is this happening taking so damn long!?

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EXTINCTION

LEVEL

EVENT

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CLARK COUNTY NV CONFIRMS FIRST CASE OF COVID-19 - KTNV LAS VEGAS AREA
>CLARK COUNTY NV CONFIRMS FIRST CASE OF COVID-19 - KTNV LAS VEGAS AREA
CLARK COUNTY NV CONFIRMS FIRST CASE OF COVID-19 - KTNV LAS VEGAS AREA
>CLARK COUNTY NV CONFIRMS FIRST CASE OF COVID-19 - KTNV LAS VEGAS AREA

All business conferences gonna be cancelled

The crash hasn't even begun

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This train wont stop

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>tfw no new case in Chile today

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>Lets cargo plains from China land in US overnight and the pilots to mingle with the population
based

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Based

Go back faggot

Seen Local gp for unrelated check said not to worry about coronavirus unless you ill or old.

Says government overkill is because they don't want to pay for the potential fallout.

Thoughts?

A good plotline fills you with suspense before it drops the goodstuff

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youtu.be/WbttQeqPXbQ

Wow pence is at 3m meeting. This is pathetic "DONT BUY MASKS ON THE MARKET". Also congress is voting on 8 BILLION dollars to fight corona wtf!

Reminder that you should have stocked up 4 weeks ago and now the Jig is up

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youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8&t=56454s

Seems like something happened with the live cams?^Some retard forgot to put the video at same time, one video its night and other its day time

This whole paragraph gave me brain cancer

More like
S.Korea and Japan: wash their hands
Italy and Iran: dirty coofers

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Most people start showing symptoms within 3 days

Southern Ontario is about to blow up like Italy, considering we had several infected out and about in Toronto for days before going to the hospital, and the amount of travel between Toronto and the whole south of the province.

Where is the source on that ?

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Its like a game when everybody is waiting for the others to post the numbers first and then boom post theirs

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=QofXzXtRe8g

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>RIP FRANCE
RIP FRANCE
>RIP FRANCE
RIP FRANCE

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>New Illinois case: Cook County resident in his 20s who flew into O'Hare after traveling in Italy. Currently hospitalized.
>20s
>hospitalized
dph.illinois.gov/news/public-health-officials-announce-fifth-case-coronavirus-disease-illinois

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bruh

What is wrong with America?

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HE
WARNED
US

Don't ever forget the insider told us all about Brazil he was even right about the R naught and WHO gradually telling us how bad it is!

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What is the truth? if you catch it are you 100% dead eventually? Does it leave your body? Say you have minor symptoms. What happens after? Does it kick in again OR is it reinfection that makes it worse? Help with this please.

Do you like Sakuya the most? :)

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in what way`?

Wont even be official for days because the CDC is a piece of shit

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ay yo nigga gimme dem can a beans and your bitch ass daughter nigga

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thanks dude

I literally put the link in the post xD

I always wanted a big happening, but I never wanted one so fucking slow and unpredictable. Is this an extinction level event in the making, especially if the virus further mutates, or is it just the flu's jacked big brother? How I'd rather prefer a plain old war or a nuclear exchange, or maybe even an asteroid collision. 1.6k threads, 2+ months of constant baking. Jesus fuck... decide you shitty virus. You gonna kill us all or are you gonna be just an annoying little shit?
REEEEEEEEEEEE

J-just two more weeks

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There is not a single case of exponential growth anywhere. Italy has hit critical mass and it infected what, a 1000 out of the millions who live there? China is slowly stabilizing too and SK will be back to normalcy in a couple weeks. The only place shit hit the fan is Iran, and that is their own fault. Learn to intepret official dat correctly.

>comes at me with a rusty mosin and a mossberg
>gets shot with a rusty mosin

it's gonna be fun for both of us user.

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thetimes.co.uk/article/coronavirus-has-an-aggressive-and-a-milder-strain-scientists-find-qfmfsl9jf

both in a way, they said that the government should activate people, and people should make themselves useful
>health
fever up a bit
shits
cough no changes
shortness of breath no changes
>fren
positive again today, told to stay at home for 2 weeks, doing fine other than that
>other people
probably, was in vienna and around a ton of other people

How did Ebola ever cost the world economy trillions of dollars? How did Ebola ever disrupt global supply chains or cause a major reduction of crude oil production? How did Ebola ever kill 41 people a day in a single European country? Retard.

They have a Shitposter in Chief.

Even if the happening was ww3 it would be slow. You literally expect nukes. Thats the only thing that could possibly be a happening in your mind

Quick!
a girl is saying
>whats so bad about HIV medication to treat corona
what do i reply?

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>still no deaths
Ü B E R M E N S C H