/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1612

>NEWS
All masks are now confiscated in France
archive.is/ZrBG7

Fed cuts interest rates, tries to stop market crash
archive.is/TlSTG

US doctors plead to get tests
archive.is/kmBrK

First case in EU offices in Brussels
archive.is/sIQhp

Virus invades nervous systems
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>RESEARCH
Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
archive.is/J0Wzo

r0 between 6.11 and 8.18, higher than expected
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434

23 year old football player dies in Iran
archive.is/RQEby

27 year old dies, no underlying disease
archive.is/pgxDl

70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
archive.is/Fg3tL

>REMINDER
CDC lab for test kits contaminated
archive.is/2BtPz

Thailand hiding cases as "viral pneumonia"
archive.is/nEuSG

Italy not testing contacts even if symptomatic
archive.is/FScSh

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
archive.is/kdBtS

>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 97,873 ► Died: 3,353

>LATEST CASES
17:38: 1 new death in Berkshire, England, United Kingdom. This is the first death in the United Kingdom. The patient, described only as older, had underlying health issues.
17:10: 769 new cases and 41 new deaths in Italy.
16:26: 27 new cases in the United Kingdom, including 25 in England.
12:47: 10 new cases in Norway.
12:30: 21 new cases in Greece.
12:27: 3 new cases in Azerbaijan.
12:23: 7 new cases in Singapore.

>MORE
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Other urls found in this thread:

nothingburger.today/
twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1235623296923840520?s=20
cn.nytimes.com/health/20200305/coronavirus-china-aylward/dual/
youtube.com/watch?v=eAjGaU1Jfsg
archive.is/ZrBG7
worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_immunoglobulin_A_deficiency
ccn.com/coronavirus-may-be-70-deadlier-than-originally-feared-who/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,430 (3,013) ► International 17,443 (340): S. Korea 6,088 (40) Italy 3,858 (148) Iran 3,513 (107) D. Princess 696 (6) France 377 (6) Japan 361 (6) Spain 259 (3) USA 164 (11) UK 115 (1) Switzerland 114 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 53 (2) Thailand 47 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 35 (3) S. Marino 21 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 514 Singapore 117 Sweden 94 Norway 87 Netherlands 82 Kuwait 58 Bahrain 55 Malaysia 55 Belgium 50 Austria 41 Canada 37 Iceland 34 Greece 31 India 30 UAE 28 Denmark 20 Algeria 17 Israel 16 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Ecuador 13 Czechia 12 Finland 12 Macao 10 Croatia 10 Portugal 8 Qatar 8 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Ireland 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 S. Arabia 5 Brazil 4 Georgia 4 Russia 4 Senegal 4 Palestine 4 Egypt 3 Estonia 3 N. Zealand 3 Chile 3 Slovenia 3 Indonesia 2 Morocco 2 Bosnia 2 Hungary 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Argentina 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 S. Africa 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +160 (+32) S. Korea +467 (+5) Italy +769 (+41) Iran +591 (+15) France +92 (+2) Spain +31 (+1) UK +28 (+1) Switzerland +21 (+1) Iraq (+1) Germany +252 Japan +30 USA +6 Singapore +5 H. Kong +2 Sweden +42 Norway +28 Netherlands +44 Kuwait +2 Bahrain +3 Malaysia +5 Belgium +27 Thailand +4 Taiwan +2 Austria +12 Canada +3 Iceland +8 Greece +22 India +1 S. Marino +5 Denmark +5 Israel +1 Lebanon +1 Oman +1 Ecuador +3 Czechia +4 Finland +5 Portugal +2 Azerbaijan +3 S. Arabia +3 Brazil +1 Georgia +1 Russia +1 Palestine +4 Egypt +1 Estonia +1 Slovenia +2 Morocco +1 Bosnia +2 S. Africa +1 Total +2,705 (+99)

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NOTHINGBURGER.TODAY

>statistics
>latest developments
>video archive
>preparation guides
>survival guides
>important news
>..and more!

UPDATES:
>added 97 new videos, mostly from Iran
>added country tags to videos, hopefully no mistakes
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>other minor changes


Visit nothingburger.today/

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Reminder some big retard like me is coming for your stash and there's nothing you can do about it.

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You got the big retard part right lmao

>eternally looking for validation from anonymous users on a shitposting board
>I'm totally a badass g-guys

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I change my outfits once in a while. It's all in good fun fren.

>narrow shoulders
>noodle arms
you can't do shit without a gun, can you i see why they were invented

>nearing -1000
>3 hours to go

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Its 80 miles from me now FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Icantfind anymasks anywhere,my family friend pharmacist says he does not even have respirators for himselfor his staff and his distributors said he would not get any for 3months+. Everywhere ive check on the I-40 corridor in west TN has had NO RESPIRATORS ANYWHERE, armysurplus, paint stores, wally world, pharmacies, Nothing. Is Thier any anons in west TN area that know of any respirators of any kind anywhere, ill drive 200 miles for them if i got too. If not, anyone know a reliable place online to find respirators that i might actually get them in the next week or two?

the bunkers are all at ex quarantine sites
all have documented effectiveness
all are isolated to a degree but have capability to be supplied economically

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WHO recap: Fear IS an option

>intro(WHON)
"media plays a vital role in the fight against CoViD19"
SK looks improving
"this is a time for pulling out ALL the stops"
"Activate your emergency plans"

Q&A
>Pets and infection?
Dog in HK tested positive but he's doing well
"we don't have evidence of cross infection" (Goblina)
"animals intimately assosicated with spreading this disease, no"(WB)
>Virus seasonal/temperature?
"We don't know"
"We have no reason to believe the virus behaves differently in hot climate"(G)
>Countries not taking it serious?
"long list of countries not ready"
"Gov alone cannot beat this virus, mobilize ALL citizens to take care of themselves and others"(WN)
>Best Korea and WHO?
"no reports of issues and ready to provide help"(WB)
SK willing to support best korea(WN)
>Is it really that dire?
"China flies in face of predictions and we should believe China"
"Our predictions WILL come true, if we do nothing"(WB)
>asymptomatic?
"just disinfect bro"
"wide range of symptoms, asymptomatics CAN TRANSMIT IT, but not major driver of spread"(G)
>What can we learn from China?/Mistakes of China?
"Noone is ever perfect"
"be coordinated, community,gov,public and private ALL have to work together"
"it will SLOW DOWN the spread of the Virus"(WB)
"The fundamentals work, look aggressively, everyone needs to work together like in China"(G)
"political commitment needed"-setup for praise of chinas' one party system at a later date-
"this virus is touching everything, IT WILL, economy,social fabric,.."
"response EVERY CITIZENS DUTY, IF we can do this we can contain it"(WN)
>S and L type?
"NO KNOWN ASSOCIATION WITH SEVERITY"(G)
"I'd liken it more to license plates, helps with tracking"(WB)
>Pandemic?
"unless we are convinced it's uncontrolable why call it a pandemic"
"many signs that it is moving into more and more countries with weak systems"(WN)
-useless gibberish-(WB)
>quarantine pets?
"HK dog not enough of a reason"(G)
"No need for special meassures at this point"(WB)

Can you include nothingburger.today/ in the general?

looks like a slight breeze could keep you off my front lawn there mr skeletal

This. Why do fucks do this?

>President Macron says the "coronavirus epidemic is unstoppable in France," after a meeting with #COVID19 researchers at the Elysee.

twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1235623296923840520?s=20

Well not with that attitude....

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he's looking for validation but he's doing it in an acting up in front of his friends kind of way, not trying to look like a badass. The man is harmless fag leave him alone

Btw, for respirators Price is no option. If it sells, i will pay.

>WHO: “MILD” WAS A POSITIVE TEST, FEVER, COUGH — MAYBE EVEN PNEUMONIA, BUT NOT NEEDING OXYGEN

WHO: “MILD” WAS A POSITIVE TEST, FEVER, COUGH — MAYBE EVEN PNEUMONIA, BUT NOT NEEDING OXYGEN

cn.nytimes.com/health/20200305/coronavirus-china-aylward/dual/

>“MILD” = PNEUMONIA

“MILD” = PNEUMONIA


LOLOLOL WTF IS THIS SHIT

Please tell me this is real

Family wants to take trips now because the prices are so cheap. I'm basically guaranteed to get Corona'd. I blame the media for downplaying this. Just a flu bro shills you got blood on your hands!

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Started coughing yesterday. More coughing, sneezing, and a slight fever today. I made a doctor's appointment for tomorrow. What are the odds they actually test me? Let's find out.

What is /cvg/ going to defend their home from looters with?

I am wary of memeflags. Why do you memeflag? I can include it in the pastebin in useful links.

Today's death rate from closed cases
Spain pls

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>already almost 6000 in South Korea
>already almost 4000 in Iran and Italy
>China expects people to believe the bullshit numbers they keep peddling

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thats right

Wasn't too long ago that some Dutch here were proud of their 0 infections. Now they're off to the moon. lol

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Why is this snowballing so hard? Is China full of shit?

Who is going to be the first public official to call for quarantines? When? Why are they waiting?

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These vaccines are coming along nicely

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racially charged insults

How the fuck would you impose quarantines in France. They riot when everything is normal.

Still can‘t get over the bear. This is hilarious.

>Listening to fallout soundtrack while scrolling /cvg/

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>can you i see why they were invented
really makes me thinking

>nothing cures

nigga, where youve been
china was full of shit since the ccp formed, hell, probably even before that
now we see how bad it actually is

Stupid dutch people. Gyllä me suomalaiset olemme sisukasta kansaa PRKL

>read an article pondering how is it that there are so few cases in Russia
>One of the main conclusions is that there probably aren't. The test methods are just shit, and corona is about as scary as a standard Russian flu so everyone treats it as one, stays at home until they get better, don't go to the doctor, and never get diagnosed
Yeah, sounds about right.

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how can we keep getting away with it?

>U.S. Senate committee discusses role of aviation in containing disease

youtube.com/watch?v=eAjGaU1Jfsg

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They‘re trying, ok?

>big retard
>big
easy target

And MAYYYYYYYYYBE she'll cough on me
wishing that I wasn't near

PSA:
antivirals are drugs for curing they are not vaccines that give you immunity.

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Sure you can lift that rifle up to shoulder it?

Based zognald! America first!

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>Why do you memeflag?
Because I'm not actually Icelandic by blood.

Are all these sources to be trusted compared to our official government institutes? Any user can confirm?

HO GOD lolololollo

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Cheers buddy

>twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1235623296923840520?s=20
The French? Surrendering? Who would have thought...

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antivirals =/= vaccines sorry user

HAP FASTER ?

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they've been full of shit since the beginning

if the numbers they've been publishing for the last week or two were real they would have lifted all their quarantines already

It's some Thai bs
Covid-19 is the disease not the virus

Why stop at -1000?

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1/500 chance of death if you are healthy and under 30. only 14% reinfection rate...

WHY NOT GET THE VIRUS NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH RATHER THAN LIVING IN YOUR PANTRY FOR 6 MONTHS

literal nothingburger confirmed

Rare flag

OH GOD IM GONNA CUUUUUUUM

>S-sir? This is our chance... We can still contain the north and save our people from the southern savages. W-what is your orders, sir?

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Where’s the big event for today reeeeee

DOW DOWN A 1000

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>that bear
kek

I didn't imply we are going to do any better. Just laughing at absurdities of life m8.

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>GIVE ME YOUR MASK PIERRE
GIVE ME YOUR MASK PIERRE

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20 gauge

Except antivirals are not vaccines.

nul omdat het is maar n griep neem gewoon lekker vrijaf, meme narrative etc

*coof

Has the WHO called it a pandemic yet?

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GERMANY IS FALLING! I REPEAT! GERMANY IS FALLING!
>532 INFECTED (+270) (+104%)
GERMANY IS FALLING! I REPEAT! GERMANY IS FALLING!
>532 INFECTED (+270) (+104%)
GERMANY IS FALLING! I REPEAT! GERMANY IS FALLING!
>532 INFECTED (+270) (+104%)
GERMANY IS FALLING! I REPEAT! GERMANY IS FALLING!
>532 INFECTED (+270) (+104%)

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You know a eurofaggot made that because they used a . instead of a , for numbers you fucking worthless nation.

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Fuck off chang.

How the fuck do you have fractions of a case?

There is something fundamentally wrong with Italians. I work in management consulting and on day to day basis work with plenty of Italians. They are smart, creative, likeable and usually real men in traditional sense, but any crisis or emergency strikes any organized effort by them falls apart and they fail terribly. This epidemic is precisely such case.

* * *G l o w i n g* * *

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But an approved antiviral will make it so that no one will die right?
Also, say if the virus mutated, would the antiviral still work?

God

>3% death rate in Italy and Iran
>0.7% death rate in Korea

she's gonna keep mutating and there's nothing you can fucking do about it

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>>>>>back to ptg faggot

I assume your outfit is giving you stat bonuses so you have to wear it right?

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No.

You must mean antiviral... and guess what... you'll be taking that kike new world order hybrid of god knows what for the rest of your life. probably increase the worlds autism by another 80%.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not until 1M people are dead and the economy collapses

Is that a fucking 1888 kommision gewher? How the fuck are you going to kill anyone with that?

Take the vaccine, goy. :)

>he looks like my estranged brother who I haven’t seen in Like 2 years

If that’s you faggot I knew you were a shitposter

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Not really. People still die from HIV when on antivirals.

Coofing

>investment is almost entirely automated computer algorithms
>they were programmed to take information from "trusted sources" like the WHO and CDC
>this information is heavily contrasting with news reports and the progression of the virus
>this causes them to buy and sell like mad as the information conflicts with itself

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Can’t have cases if you don’t test for them

>514 cases
>2 in serious condition
>0 deaths
DAILY REMINDER TO EAT SAUERKRAUT, GRÜNKOHL, KARTOFFELSALAT, ERBSENSUPPE, WEIßWURST UND SCHNITZEL!

What if it was super-engineered by the Koreans and they were willing to take this blow? It wipes out all undesirables, including other Asian ethnicities, but not Koreans.

what? when?
source?
nothing on bno as of now

+6% needs mechanical ventilation
> without ICU you die certainly

source?

>All masks are now confiscated in France
>archive.is/ZrBG7
Unclear on this--does this mean they are going around taking masks from people who bought them or forbidding the purchases by regular folk. The article seems to say people are not allowed to buy them.

1891. Close friend.

If Western governments can’t replace their citizens fast enough, then forcing them to circulate sans mask is an acceptable compromise

boomercide we reached 70% bear for a monent not a few minutes ago

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wtf it was 444 this morning

2 days ago meeting with the president...

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>Are all these sources to be trusted compared to our official government institutes
Newfag our government has been lying about this virus since it started. It has spread information and enforced protocols inconsistent with scientific literature. Even to fucking professionals.
You need to lurk more and prepare for the country to look like Wuhan by the end of next month.

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We never had 0 infections after 1 February. Like any other country on this planet we are limited by the number of tests. It's everywhere now. Peak will be in mid May. There are thousands cases in each country right now .

based and moneypilled

How long until the ban domestic air travel in the US?

Most Koreans who have it are young, it was spread by a cult there.

When they could have just hired me to shitpost on Yas Forums and feed them an analysis.
When will they learn?

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Soon we'll be listening to Doom soundtrack when this shit mutates to zombie virus.

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fuck I don't know how long I have to get out of here before I get quarantined I need to flee the country asap

I added the link twice to the pastebin, once in useful links and once in happening videos.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-age-sex-demographics/

>It’s just killing gooks and boomers
This is an incredibly based virus. It’s getting rid of the gooks and the boomers for us. This should redistribute wealth generationally and lower property value

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they should have bailed out the bond market instead by increasing rates. shits fucked up yo. I kinda hope Trump loses so he doesn't get all the blame. There is NOTHING he can do to stop a painful recession in the next few years

Once it drops below 26,000 you're going to see some serious shit.

>France surrenders
Yup
All's normal then

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Never, Israel won't allow it

south korea is actually a very young society, the majority of them are 20-30 years old, that's why their population keeps increasing despite 0.8 birth rates and no migrants
countries with a lot of boomers gonna have way more casualties

antiviral means antiviral is hampers the virus. It's possible we create an antiviral drug that flat out cures the virus. But we aren't close to that.

The best way to look at "is this possible?" is to look at the viruses that COVID-19 is most similar to. I.e. SARS, Ebola, HIV, and MERS

I'm sorry user but we have been trying for decades and can't get anywhere close to a cure. We can only lower symptoms. Even the best antivirals we created for HIV work decently good but they are going to run out.

We don't have enough for entire world.

>has known about this for months
>waits until it's near to take action

Sometimes, it is just too late.

Actions have consequences--as does lack of action.

If they find one that is very effective. None of the repurposed drugs are designed to work against this.
Experts say that we could have a broadly acting antiviral drug that targets corona viruses. But since there is no funding or profit to be made no such efforts have been made.

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Have we seen Xi again? Is he in a bunker still?

> +6% needs mechanical ventilation
> without ICU you die certainly

Unless you acquired an oxygen concentrators

3/5 compromise

I think you look cute. Don't listen to these guys.

Even the UvA has been spreading misinformation about the virus

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I work for a large company in seattle, all staff that are able to work from home were told to do so along with some other requirements.

I’ll buy you a flight to Israel

It's not a pandemic. Those are linked epidemics.

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the only thing that worries me about this is if it becomes seasonal

remember that Spanish Flu was thought of as a giant nothingburger in it's first wave and then mutated horribly when it returned

Millions will die.

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daily reminder it's basically just a flu but you are 3.8 times more likely to die... literal nothingburger

Are germanics truly more resistant to it?

Kek
Muh wage gap as well

I hope soon, I think the numbers next week will force a national shit down

Being tested, results are not back yet is my guess.

Good luck with managing things while you're half aware

Train train

Remeber that liquorice root helped against SARS so it will help against coronavirus

> Wally World
Lol

Same with my old ladies company based on a large city, they also said no travel for employees lol

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Seasonal? Of course not.
This will be all year round baby.

>large company in Seattle
Amazon? Microsoft?

With all that's going on, I didn't even realise Germany go up. It's happening. It's really happening. Holy fuck

4th confirmed case in Chile

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to all you fags that keep saying US has tested 3600

under 900 individual test have been done

3600 total mostly from death princess tests done hundreds of times on each person trying to figure corona out

it was stated very clearly two days ago in the stream

THIS IS THE BIG ONE
>THIS IS THE BIG ONE
THIS IS THE BIG ONE
>THIS IS THE BIG ONE
THIS IS THE BIG ONE
>THIS IS THE BIG ONE

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Ah, I see
Thanks for the great explanations, I'm a brainlet when it comes to how viruses work

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Dead Cat 2nd Bounce right?

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>+6% needs mechanical ventilation
user the 6% are the critical patients that still have a significant chance of dying even with hospital care

don't forget the serious cases that are 13% that also require ventilation and ICU oxygen

>13% of cases are serious and will recover IF they get medical care
>6% are critical and even with medical care there is a good chance they die

once the healthcare system is overwhelmed we are going to see mortality sky rocket

>DOW down 1000
My penis cannot be more errect
Burgers btfo

>india head of who begs for "solidarity" from 1st world countries
>aka begging for money
>after being china's whore and allowing coronavirus to spread early

It'll absolutly be around come fall/winter.

Just imagine, flu+corona. You'll for sure die.

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I have the power of 1 month suply hamburger to feed a family

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Twitter and Facebook set up shop there as well
Rooting for all of the above

Damn. It's over for your boomers.

first case in Vegas a couple hours ago slowbros

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Great!

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spanish flu was year round too but blew the fuck out of cold places more, that's what I mean by seasonal

Biz is losing it. It is hillarious.

It must be all those vibrant and diverse poo people they let in getting sick. Numbers don’t lie, whites aren’t effected by corona but can get infected, asians and “asians” are highly susceptible and die en masse. I think that is where all the positive european cases are coming from.

Can anyone tell me if pic related would be a safe thing to sew into the layers of a home made mask? It's an activated carbon filter made for air purifiers.

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good thing i got the fuck out in time

What if corona chan never goes away and keeps returning like the flu only it kills 10% of everyone it infects every time

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This Londoner just got back from sainsburys.
There were 12 x 5Ltr bottles here last time I stocked up. Everything is GONE now.

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the corona virus kills mainly old people and gets contracted by pigs who don't wash their fucking hands. why is this virus bad again?

Ventilation often requires a tube shoved down your throat with a metal shoehorn.
Good luck getting it right the first time.

Are you a menonite by any chance?

Cool boots though

I can penetrate your armor with repeated green tips

UK first death

>it's ok they had underlying conditions

What oldie DOESN'T?

If the UK can't keep one old fuck alive when they only have 100 cases, it's ogre...

The second thing. Any masks being produced are being bought by the government.

I have 1 month supply. Did you do any prep ?

>carbon filter
pointless for protecting from covid

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selective_immunoglobulin_A_deficiency

>Prevalence varies by population, but is on the order of 1 in 100 to 1 in 1000 people,[16] making it relatively common for a genetic disease

>can create susceptibility to lung infections

guess what i have..

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Corona-chan won't sleep!
There is no clear evidence gets sleepy in warm temperatures.

fuck yeah

fuck this shithole country

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>he can't even make patties himself
absolute state of the untermensch

Who's running immunity system drills?
>Intensity exercises
>Cold showers
>Multivitamins
>Zinc
>3g vitamin C
>Homecooking to avoid my food being handled by others
>tfw feeling fucking PUMPED
Thanks Corona-Chan for giving me the Gold Pill

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What did they mean by this?

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Esa salsa, tío.

ANYONE that shows their "protection" here is a fool. OZ emergency plan includes confiscation of legally owned guns from LEGAL owners--that leaves the Somalian gangs, Military and cops with any sort of protection.

OZ better man the fuck up and protest the shit out of that. UK is planning on that too.

Now-based on what we saw in NOLA do you really think the US won't confiscate legally owned firearms--leaving the inner city niggers, cops, and military to be the only ones with weapons?

Welcome to hell lads. They WILL do this--so stop showing your shit online.

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>repeated green tips
Don’t even waste the good shit

I’ll blow both your elbows off with Federal hydra-shok in my Kimber .45

spreading filthy third world commie chink diseases is part and parcel of living in a modern global society you bigots

>behind me?
>wh-

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RIP Jan

I guess it's not bad if you're a foreveraloner who can barricade himself away for a year and let the cleansing happen

based and redpilled

So anyway, on Monday I came down with severe lethargy, mild light headedness, but no cough, sniffles, and maybe a slightly warmer than usual temp.
Yesterday it virtually went away and then rapidly switched to lung tightness and brief shortness of breath. Today it's all gone, I'm just a bit off after recovering.
Did I beat it off with my super immune system in 3 days? What the fuck else could it have been? I never ever ever get sick, I can sleep next to my fever gf and fucking snort her coofs and be fine. Never had any lung issues before though.

>Give us your masks!
>By the way, it's unstoppable

Gonna have to do some hunting. One if these fuckers can last you quite a while.

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Yeah, I don't know why this board is so concerned about this. It's just a superflu. Only weak people are killed by the flu. It guess it's just zoomer's first flu pandemic scare. After you've lived through a few, you stop worrying about it.

The norf will prevail.

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>brother says it's just a flu
>"I'll believe its serious when bodies start dropping"
>that literally happened in china though
>"jeez kid..dont believe every thing you read online"

Carbon filters are for removing odors, mostly. If you're going to jury rig something, use a HEPA filter.

you mean like we would have an effective mechanism of population control? good

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But I want you to survive user.

Charcoal is for poisonous gases.

Liz warren is out

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we'll see in a few weeks if the south america cases start exploding. I doubt we'll ever get accurate numbers from Africa

This got leaked here--then it must have started going around outside of here because in a few days they started hitting the stores. My guess is plan delayed until they can spring it on them again.

That is how it is going to happen--they will spring it on you and BOOM.

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the cdc jew said it possibly could.

We're all fucked fren

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High flow nasal feed, no tubes

That's only going to rise further with how casual some seem to be about it. They don't realize how serious this can be

It's not a tech company, but is a fortune 500... also all non essential travel is cancelled.
meetings with over 10 people are not allowed in person.
they said it would last for at least 2 weeks like this

Most accurate typo.

That's just your first exposure fren. The best is yet to come

Better keep them for water purification

didnt know the mortality rate was at 100%

Jan is Belgian
Kees, Joost, Joen, Freek = Dutch

I have gas (and wood to make a gril) to cook and skills boy

You're going to be fine. It's nothing.

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im from germany, and a minute ago got a mail from my university that one of the people who work there is infected, og news

>ITZ HABBENING GUIZE,MARCH DA FIF!!!!

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SAVE

YOURSELF

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>tfw you lost all your supplies and guns in a boating accident

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I hate that I get so much use out of this meme but lets be honest they are just going to let people die and try to manage all of this by way of propaganda.

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france is gonna show the white flag soon

>Reminder some big retard like me is coming for your stash and there's nothing you can do about it.

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No, it only works for chemical compounds

Panini Happening.

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ccn.com/coronavirus-may-be-70-deadlier-than-originally-feared-who/

70% deadlier than originally, "it's just a flu" bro's BTFO'd

Italian association of merchants invites population to go out, eat at restaurants and drink at bars to fight the fear of contagion.

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That's what I've heard. I'm sure I'll be fine man oh man.

yet he keeps holding rallies--possibly hoping pic related will happen and take out the NPCs? Because this is going to happen if he keeps holding rallies. Testing temps before people go in is useless but will make the NPCs feel comfy..plus fever meds-just wait for it.

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Not to sound authoritarian but all interstate travel should be canceled.

Inconsistend with which literature? I need to know the base of these sources and if they are trustful, i need to convince my family. Thankyou.

"he" made one public appearance wearing a mask over the last month and that was it.

thank you jack

Who stocked already? Got about a month's worth but I'm going for more tonight

whoa is this legal ?

Ayyy glow nigger

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give ur brother a call friend, even an akward call is better than none

>yankees komt van jan en kees

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is this OC?

It's okay user. Normally what happens is you get sick and after two weeks about your immune system will start antibody production. The antibodies will attach to the viruses to make them easier to find and kill and make it difficult or sometimes outright impossible to attach to cells and infect them because they are covered in antibodies.This is how vaccines work. You get the body to produce antibodies without having to get sick.

But then we have HIV, Ebola, and SARS. They have ADE or antibody dependent enhancement. What this means is that not only will they still be able to infect the body when they are covered in antibodies, but somehow they will use the antibodies as a vector to infect even more cells. This is why you are stuck for HIV for life. This means they are incurable.

Sounds pretty doomsday right? So far we have been lucky in that HIV and Ebola could only be gotten via sex, sharing needles, or touching blood. Very easy to prevent infection. And then SARS came around and was able to be spread through the droplets in the air. That's why it scared the world so badly. We barely managed to stop it by catching all the infected and preventing them from infecting anyone else. Afterwards we tried creating SARs vaccines but all the test subjects died to cytokine storms. I.e. when it infected someone with antibodies it spread like a wildfire through the system and made the immune system launch everything it had as a last ditch resort and ended up killing the body.

This is why COVID-19 is horrifying. We can't stop it. It's already here, even more airborne, lasts on surface for 28, and if it has ADE it might be incurable short of a breakthrough in modern medicine. This is literally a possible extinction level event.

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BASED

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Just make sure they're Asian-owned. Don't wanna be racist, amirite?