Brit/pol/

He wouldn't be able to always get the first post if you didn't post your BBC news threads 200 posts early

>HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

>HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

chinks stole the holy half shekel

I REPEAT

>I REPEAT

I REPEAT

chinks stole the holy half shekel

the temple coin features donald trump

COVID
"coronavirus"
corona
crown

>And David built there a mizbayach to Hashem and sacrificed burnt offerings and offerings of well-being. Hashem responded to the plea for the land, and the plague against Yisrael was checked. II Samuel 24:24

jewishpress.com/blogs/felafel-on-rye/israeli-institute-may-be-on-verge-of-coronavirus-vaccine/2020/03/04/
IT'S REAL
>IT'S REAL
IT'S REAL
>IT'S REAL

IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING BOYS

Oi dosser have you finished my reports.....nevermind, my feets are hurting can you give them a rub user ?

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PROMISE YOU'LL SAY
IF I'M EVER
IN YOUR WAY
A-HEY

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>Supermarkets prepare for FOOD RIOTS as part of emergency plans to feed the nation as panic buying Brits strip shelves faster than they can be refilled.. but high streets and shopping centres are deserted
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8079553/Supermarkets-prepare-FOOD-RIOTS-coronavirus.html
we're fucked

Stage 3 - Research
>Pump money into researching illness
>Ignore low-level crime if lots of police officers test positive
>Prepare for multiple waves of virus

Stage 4 - Mitigate
>Cancel non-urgent operations to prioritise vulnerable
>Deploy troops on the streets
>NHS staff called out of retirement

>First coronavirus death in UK
F

CORONAVIRUS IS FAKE, FUCK OFF

youtube.com/watch?v=8Qndqze7AVE

youtube.com/watch?v=wQcSADYYiDc

Can you get out of a phone contract if you can't afford it? I don't have a job anymore and literally have 25 quid left in my account.

capitalism has been a disaster

Ambitious Stonehenge Housing Development Unveiled

Weird that Laura K posts about this first death, given she is a literal state agent of news dissemination that No 10 wants out.

PHE predicts 40,000,000 future infections in the UK, meaning a death count of 800,000.

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fuk no. if you're LUCKY they may let you go on a lower price plan. If you're lucky.

cvg already knew this

the georgia guidestones were right.

Link?

Interesting. 5G is certainly suspicious.

FUCK OFF AAAAARRRGHHHHHH

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>NHS staff called out of retirement
Fucking genius that is, get the old farts on the front line what could go wrong?

:(

that's not even counting the deaths from civil unrest and non-coronavirus illness. the virus is also going to spread really quickly once the streets are filled with corpses.

come on ingurland
giz a goal

it's not enough

If we're lucky it'll affect pakis being the filthy fucks they are.

being this autistic and spaz like.

should've used giffgaff

I don't know. Seem fine for me but I wouldn't say that the late USSR's socialism was bad, ordinary people were quite happy and more polite and friendly, capitalism made people more distant.

Yeah listen to the government, get your vaccines and suck down your antibiotics

this pandemic has thoroughly tedpilled me. fuck technological society.

I'm surprised you're not mad China is managing to contain it at 100,000 cases while the UK government is talking about tens of millions of infections.

I just wanted to replace my iphone with a simple drug dealer phone. Tired of technology.

i will and remain healthy you fucking 'tard.

china's numbers are fake. they're at least 52x higher than reported. ffs, they were cremating 14,000 bodies per day a month ago.

Lads, post the most recent anger inducing crime from your local area.

For me it is this:

mobile.twitter.com/Kent_999s/status/1235543535895687168

God I hate em.

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I don't believe the Chinks propaganda figures.

>they were cremating 14,000 bodies per day a month ago.

you've spent far too long on cvg user, have a rest.

Mister metokur and cvg minions are a bunch sad incels.

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conveniently weve just saved 350 million

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>mobile.twitter.com/Kent_999s/status/1235543535895687168
What a surprise it's three wogs. Well I never!

>post local area
Go away gchq.

me, 2003: fuck capitalism
me, 2010: um it's the best system available, maybe get a job???
me, 2020: fuck capitalism

I hope the internet stays up during this downfall, Tesco riots sound very comfy to watch while eating through my stockpile of Tesco baked beans and sausage.

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Haha same here.

If the virus can infect 40 million why would it stop there?

of course it'll stay up, otherwise there would be unrest as 60 million people suddenly won't be able to get their corporate dopamine hits

youtube.com/watch?v=P8DQlqemkcQ

Mostly fly tipping and theft by manc pakis

BBC cuck

they're trying to downplay it.

Are Mozzaposter has done you seethenonce. Rent free

they're probably running a simulation in which the government actually tries to contain the disease; i.e. a pure fantasy scenario in this worthless country

i'm not sure if i hate you all

Public Health England is using the figure of 80% of the population, I'm just using that.

It wont, /cvg/ is currently estimating at current projected growth rates covid will wipe out all life in this galaxy by june. July tops.

Good job I'm prepped

Its mad to think that BBC staff make threads here but they are so desperate for an audience nowadays that theyll do anything.

You fucking love us. You slag.

When last I spoke to Carol I said
I can't pretend it gets easier

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you love me, hate me then love me again

The thoughts of many of you snuffing it fills me with joy desu

kek

official statistics are lies. it's already made its way to zeta reticuli and wiped out 70,000 greys. simple as.

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Ngl getting pretty paranoid about this virus. Stocking up tomorrow because it kicks off.
>multipack of beans
> more beans
>more beans
>pasta
>pasta sauce
>frozen pizzas
>gallons of water
Don't care if get laughs. I'll spend my last 25 quid on all this.

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here we go, promising thread derailed.

Its an abusive relationship. The best kind.

Only a 100 cases right now.
But predicted to go much higher.

What gives?
Do they know the full extent of possible contaminated but no symptom numbers?

I wonder which old fuckers nice house I will be able to buy?

You could crop that pic exactly in half and it'd still be just as good, had to scroll past 60% ceiling just to see the people

Top yourself now and spare yourself the suffering

They want to keep the number going to the A+E to a minimum.

kek
preppers are lepes

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All cases here are not severe or critical yet
twitter.com/MrMasonMills/status/1235629462793920515

What makes you think you’ll live?

>why is the infection count of a highly infectious disease with a long contagious incubation period going to increasE????

It's because they've literally taken no action.

>Do they know the full extent of possible contaminated but no symptom numbers?
it's hard to measure. the asymptomatic period is very long and estimates are putting the r0 at well above 8. there could be tens of thousands of carriers out there right now.

pretty creepy prediction, skip the end though, veers into so 2010 new age crap

youtube.com/watch?v=KWagNQbayLg

>dad went to central london on tuesday by train
>now he has a cold and chesty cough
>i've started to get a bit of a cold
j-just a normal cold though i'm sure

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Fucks sake this is turning into cvg 2.0.

ONE person had croaked it, an old fukcer who even the NHS said "had been back and fore to the hospital".

See, if brit/pol/ had bought that old nuclear shelter we talked about we could have gone all fallout and ridden out the plague years. I would have been the daddy though.

I'll skip the whole thing if that's alright?

You first

Take your meds, schizo

>REEEEEEE! stop talking about the news! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>bader posting

Douglas?

what's your point?

Why the high prediction numbers though.
>going to be worse than china

My little cat just came here to me

no worries lad
its pretty interesting tho

preppers get peppered

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Yes but there are a lot of old people, even if they don't die they are in for a really fucking shit time of it.

I’ll be comfy in GCHQ command, lad. Good luck out there x

Watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=hHubNLJ5sYs

Post your cat

China has it under control.

china is already worse than we'll ever be.

he wants snuggles and yumyums

Same here desu it’s going to be fun to watch normies freak out.

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just drunk typing

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yeah of course it does

the uk doesn't though

If there's no fever then you're fine

What if you hadn’t bought enough?

Too many CVG nutbags here for my liking.

He is soft

>norbert

Yeah, im not bothering, ta anyway.

just keep posting the same impotent whine you spastic

think about it the confirmed cases are only from the people who have been tested which is a small amount

imagine how many people actually have it already but just haven't been tested and remember the incubation period

What if not everyone gets one or the virus has mutated so you don’t get a fever now?

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Fu Min that new cases here are less than yesterday.

this

yes, we need to transition to a system which has collapsed every single time it has been implemented.

it simply MUST work this time around.