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PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>TrumpAd: Keep Going! 3/4/20
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>Pres Trump @Latino Coalition Legislative Summit 3/4/20
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence meet w/Airline CEOs 3/4/20
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>WH Press Brief (VP Pence/Corona-chan Task Force) 3/4/20
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>VP Pence on Dobbs 3/4/20
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>SoS Pompeo/FLotUS Melania @IWOC Awards 3/4/20
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>AG IronBarr @DoJ Elder Justice Summit in Sun City Center FL 3/4/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin comments to reporters 3/4/20
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>DepAG Rosen @DoJ Natl Opioid Summit 3/4/20
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>KAC on FoxNews 3/4/20
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>Lara Trump on FoxNews 3/4/20
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>RNCChair McDaniel on FBN 3/4/20
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>WBGPres Malpass Joint Presser w/IMFManagingDir Georgieva on Corona-chan 3/4/20
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MAGA

LIBERALISM IS DEAD!

youtube.com/watch?v=bWn347BhfUc

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keep us updated

LINK TO CHIEF WARREN SPEACH???

AH HAHAHA NANCY GOT PRIMARIED ROFLMAO

washingtontimes.com/news/2020/mar/4/shahid-buttar-democratic-socialist-set-to-challeng/

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Will it be an extra 6 weeks of campaigning if Liz sees her own shadow?

Tweets from the REAL president.

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THE KEKENING

>newsweek.com/bernie-sanders-will-drop-out-if-biden-gets-plurality-coming-dem-convention-1490614

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Oh no.

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Imagine getting primaried by a dunecoon.

youtube.com/watch?v=NECd72g5Ff4

warren saying stuff

>NEW BAKER NEEDED
NEXT ONE IS ON ME
Thanks for baking

nothing short of 100% protection distributed to 100% of the population within the next month will stop this thing. we're never going to see a vaccine. trump is lying to keep the stock market afloat.

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AWOO!

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Tweets from the one who got SIX MILLION votes more than Drumpf

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You're Welcome

WARREN SAYS SHE'S NOT ENDORSING ANYONE YET LMAO

Working for free? No thanks I am heterosexual.

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Also
> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
> He didn't sell at closing yesterday and waited for the unavoidable dip
Now you wait until the end of the session and BUY THE DIP!

Hahahahaha no endorsement, she knows endorsing Biden would be too transparent but she also isn’t helping Bernie - ya gotta offer her more beads jew!

I drank too much and now my insides are on fire and I've had to shit 3 times this morning. How can I MAGA like this bros...

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Actually it's going to another 1 vs 1 contest after this. Pelosi will win her seat handily.

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NO REFUNDS
ANOTHER BEACH HOUSE

Pic related

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Rory op with lowercase /ptg/.

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Biden gets the most votes going into the convention
Bernie drops out
DNC choose another candidate other than Biden

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So?

and she was still asking for money after super tuesday. fucking shameless

>yet

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She had the third most cash on hand, among Dems, going into Super Tuesday. She's gonna keep it. Use it for her next Senate campaign.

>a plurality
>won't even try to contest it
and he is supposedly a fighter that is more electable who can beat rump? what a cuck

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Wonder how many summer reservations she has

These democrats are sociopaths and are so redpilled they decided to turn evil and just ripoff the nigger cattle of the world

How is the Left handling the fact that Biden will be the Democrats 2020 candidate?

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can someone explain it to me like I am a rural retard why do people believe Bernie Sandals got cheated out of the primary?
people literally voted for other guys than him, how is this unfair

>Bern-outs: Yay! Bernie fights for us!
>Bernie when there's the slightest push back: Fuck you, Imma gonna go back to my summer home.
>Bern-outs: Yay! Bernie is going to win!

>Bernie is getting crushed into fucking dust
>blacks hate him
>people over 40 hate him
>women hate him
>Buttboy supporters hate him
They’re still mad at niggers

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>The already lost it when Trump took office. What we're seeing now is to go beyond losing your mind. They have a negative mind if you will. It too is breaking.
mfw Trump has plunged the left into a Lovecraftian nightmare realm from which there is no escape

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No REDUNDS forever. Only Chain tasting now.

No drugs, alcohol, or smoking. You're disappointing Trump with your nigger-tier impulse control.

Someone asked
Using NPR data, Republicans outvoted Democrats in the primaries of only Alabama, Arkansas, and Utah. Checking my numbers now, but idt I made that many mistakes.

fucking retards stop panic buying

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>Biden wins
>fakes a hospital visit
>Democrats have “emergency” meeting
>Hillary/Michelle ticket emerges

Woops sorry bernie

Shitting is very MAGA, a good shit feels good in a no homo way, and it keeps your insides clean.
You're complaining about clean insides right now user. also I came to your photo three times already

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Not one name.

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> Despite receiving only 12.5% of the polls
Poopoo Buttar commited over 50% of the San Francisco street shitting.
(seriously? Buttar?) KEK

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>tfw you'll never be as alpha as biden
it sucks, he literally gets all the women.......

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Why are you Trumpcucks gloating that Bernie is losing?

Biden running is trump's worst case scenario, CornPop will sweep the midwest and put Florida into play

2020 is going to be about hate. Many, many ill-informed voters hate Trump. Biden, on the other hand, may seem incompetent, but people don't hate him nearly as much as Hillary (and trump won by half a fucking point in many key states).

Which means the election will likely be about Trump. With bernie it would have been about him and his insane policies. This puts Trump at a clear disadvantage.

And just to show how strong the MSM disinformation campaign is, remember
>80% of people in the US got a tax cut. 80% of people in the US think they are now taxed the same or MORE.
>FUCKING VOTE

>Random pic unrelated

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Pelosi got 73% of the vote on tuesday... she's not going anywhere

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Whats that even mean

THE AGE OF MEN IS OVER

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>use the reusable toilet paper goy

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Bernie was the only chance the Dems had to get to 270 electoral votes. They now have a guy with Dementia who will get crushed here in PA.

Warren on endorsing anyone
>Let's take a deep breath and take a little time on it. We don't have to decide on this right now
True i guess

Here are the numbers, off Wikipedia and NPR, feel free to double check:
State Dem Vote Rep Vote More votes
Iowa 176352 32389 DEM
New Hampshire 298523 153654 DEM
Nevada 104883 N/A N/A
South Carolina 538259 N/A N/A
Alabama 453763 722809 REP
American Samoa 351 N/A N/A
Arkansas 228483 248864 REP
Califronia 3123177 1570960 DEM
Colorado 781632 648105 DEM
Maine 191728 N/A N/A
Massachusetts 1364604 47366 DEM
Minnesota 744567 N/A N/A
North Carolina 1322580 798773 DEM
Oklahoma 303977 295409 DEM
Tennessee 515440 393969 DEM
Texas 2075862 2007314 DEM
Utah 181307 310321 REP
Vermont 157246 38319 DEM
Virginia 1325838 N/A N/A

Top fucking kek. The salt must flow.

This dizzy cunt thinks I’m going to ask her permission to make a joke?

Why don't more people use bidets?

THAT'S CHUCK SCHUMER

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>the town rapist is on wi-fi again

Would rather just take a shower and wipe with my hand desu

Just get a biden. I mean bidet.

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Hurry mueller!

I have 200 rolls of Scotts 1000 sheet. I won't have to buy it for years.

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it's mueller in drag

Chuck Schumer in a wig

During the 1968 democratic convention the mayor of Chiraq hired thugs to beat protestors with chains. A character from Squidbillies was revealed to be one of them.
>Taste the chain I said over and over again until he was incapable of tasting anything after.

I would've thought south korean conservatives would hate the US the most, genuinely surprised by that

>And just to show how strong the MSM disinformation campaign is
Didn't help them in 2016, won't help them now

>Bidet man laughs

Its the smart play, her voters likely lean Bernie and would be disaffected if she endorsed Biden because she's an establishment stooge in it for herself.

I honestly believe that Sanders was bullied when he was in school. His inability to stand up for himself, to actually take action instead of saying the same boring rhetoric, makes him look incredibly week.
Compare that to Trump. Trump was a chad when he was younger. He was someone who commanded respect. A guy that was born to be a fighter. When the RNC were plotting to thwart him, he threatened that he would run third party, and was willing to go that far.
Bernie is a cuck. A weakling that allows others to stomp all over him. A man that is all talk and no action. That is the reason why the DNC is not afraid of rigging the primaries

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I still can't believe that's a biological woman.

Kek

>be american
>don't wash you ass in a shower/bidet after taking a shit
>head to walmart to spread your shit particles everywhere

just imagine tens of amerimutts with shit festering between the buttcheeks being all fat and strolling in walmart

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I will never use reusable paper, that's disgusting

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>he doesn't know about how bernouts are gonna Taste the Chain

She knows that a biden endorsement would fuck her up in her senate race.

> BERNIE ALREADY LOS-
NOT SO FAST CAPITALIST PIGS!

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>I still can't believe that's a biological woman
you'd be surprised

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Here it is nicer

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...

Biden is incoherent and would lose bernout support

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That's gonna be an ass kicking

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Whoever put himouto in that war room knows nothing about how utterly worthless Umaru-chan is when she has transformed into himouto.

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*weak

Attention, this nigger has been ingesting legumes.

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That's...not a male, right?

i watched every dem debate and anytime there was a split screen of someone talking to bernie or about him, bernie would have his head hanging down, instead of just looking forward and smiling. it was really striking how little self esteem he was showing. really bad optics for him and really telling about his mental state

Is the penis feminine?

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>comparing competitive primaries with a huge field with hundreds of millions dollars being spent with an incumbent president.

>Donald Trump claims he DIDN'T say people should 'go to work' if they have coronavirus - but tape shows he DID say 'hundreds of thousands of people get better just by even going to work'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8079045/Donald-Trump-claims-DIDNT-say-people-work-coronavirus.html

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You couldn't drop me at 400 yards with that trash

Wait, they haven't handed out delegates from California yet? Is that real?

>Bernie is still in the lead
>Only 67 votes behind Biden
Come on now.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=IWXIU0emLvU

shocking that the commie bootlicker didn't catch on in FL

to be fair, it's possible for them to get huge wins in Washington state and oregan, but they are so far out, and who knows how michigan will go now(lean biden)

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>He's still in the lead!
>He's only 67 behind
waht

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>The Warren Surge
>The Buttgieg Surge
>The Bloomberg Surge
>The Bernie Surge
>The Final Biden Surge
Do Democrats have anything? I'm getting Republican Primary 2012 flashbacks.

Like I said, he was bullied when he was younger. He has zero balls and the DNC knows he won’t do shit

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>implying toilets won't be banned in 20 years because we need to conserve water for the environment and we all end up wearing reusable diapers

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Trump isn't in a hotly contested primary.

Pretty sure I could.

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I also don't see how he's going to get too far with his promise of free healthcare for illegals and banning fracking. That's without going into his further stupidity and ruinous policies.

Don't give them any ideas.

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Bless Babylon Bee!

twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/1235597230796468225

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Barry Soetoro ?

All that Castro shit seemed like he was intentionally crashing his campaign there

lol bernie supporters dont even vote for bernie

Where are the 2012 & 2016 Primaries for comparison?

Nah, you can try though

Biden’s the worst possible candidate. You have a good chunk of the electorate not voting if he’s the nominee, plus his gaffes

Minnesota will be much more of a battleground state against Joe Biden than bernie

*transitioning though

SHEEEEIIIT We all up in the AIR n sheeit. Like these Jordans? haha

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> Texas: 2M
Trump got more votes there in 2020 than he and Ted Cruz combined in 2016

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If that day comes I will consider finding and raping this retard. Only if that day comes ofc.

That's consent!

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>but they are so far out
WA is Tuesday

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>w..we will beat trump haha , let show him with our cartoon !
i can only imagine the comments on the original video when election day will happen , its gonna be glorious

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Michigan & Washington are both on tuesday

yessir
getting shot at is pretty fun, one of the best adrenaline rushes
second is skydiving
third is jumping over cars going 45+ at you

Source

oh, then he can definitely close the gap if he does lose michigan, and I don't think he'll lose michigan in a large margin, it'll be in the single digits
the real problem for bernouts is florida

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>I have no idea.

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Pelosi has never had to run against another Democrat in over 30 years in the general. Anything could happen.

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If Biden wins Washington it would be over for bernie.

At first I thought it was maybe the protestors planning to use chains lol

I should have known better, bernouts dont have fhe guys to do that

Oh course

Articles like this make me angry. Imagine any D winning ever anymore.

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I remember when the Simpsons was about strangling your kid and hating your neighbor, what happened?

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Ruh roh, Joe!

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Dunno I haven't watched in like 15 years.

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They fell into the current events meme that Family Guy and South Park fell in to.

Berniggers have pure SOI for blood. And other various bodily fluids.

Did they seriously do this? Who even watches this shit anymore.

He’ll likely lose Michigan. He barely won there in 2016, and Biden will likely get more black votes (though I know that many blacks left the state in the past decade).

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And that's why I don't watch either of those anymore

They're pretty funny!

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they decided to shoehorn the worst character (lisa) into everything to force fucking social commentary

>Blocks the checks

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WE WILL IMPEACH AGAIN DRUMPF

>not being a day trader
I buy every dip and then sell the next day when the market goes up 1,000.

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Tactical dropping out of opponents.

It was better when it was bart/homer focused, female character focus sucked

Thats why it was everybody loves raymond not everybody hates Debra

its bullshit it took 4 years to get to this point but w/e

God that sounds terrible.

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why'd you attach them to your ceiling?

>FIVE states in the US are NOT testing for coronavirus AT ALL as Washington state residents are furious that only 100 tests can be run a day after CDC sent flawed kits
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8079103/FIVE-states-NOT-testing-coronavirus-ALL.html

That was the real brokerage.