>NEW BAKER NEEDED NEXT ONE IS ON ME Thanks for baking
Charles Johnson
nothing short of 100% protection distributed to 100% of the population within the next month will stop this thing. we're never going to see a vaccine. trump is lying to keep the stock market afloat.
Also > OH NO NO NO NO NO NO > He didn't sell at closing yesterday and waited for the unavoidable dip Now you wait until the end of the session and BUY THE DIP!
Carson Williams
Hahahahaha no endorsement, she knows endorsing Biden would be too transparent but she also isn’t helping Bernie - ya gotta offer her more beads jew!
Sebastian Long
I drank too much and now my insides are on fire and I've had to shit 3 times this morning. How can I MAGA like this bros...
can someone explain it to me like I am a rural retard why do people believe Bernie Sandals got cheated out of the primary? people literally voted for other guys than him, how is this unfair
Connor Taylor
>Bern-outs: Yay! Bernie fights for us! >Bernie when there's the slightest push back: Fuck you, Imma gonna go back to my summer home. >Bern-outs: Yay! Bernie is going to win!
Thomas Scott
>Bernie is getting crushed into fucking dust >blacks hate him >people over 40 hate him >women hate him >Buttboy supporters hate him They’re still mad at niggers
>The already lost it when Trump took office. What we're seeing now is to go beyond losing your mind. They have a negative mind if you will. It too is breaking. mfw Trump has plunged the left into a Lovecraftian nightmare realm from which there is no escape
No drugs, alcohol, or smoking. You're disappointing Trump with your nigger-tier impulse control.
Caleb Cox
Someone asked Using NPR data, Republicans outvoted Democrats in the primaries of only Alabama, Arkansas, and Utah. Checking my numbers now, but idt I made that many mistakes.
>Biden wins >fakes a hospital visit >Democrats have “emergency” meeting >Hillary/Michelle ticket emerges
Woops sorry bernie
Parker Wood
Shitting is very MAGA, a good shit feels good in a no homo way, and it keeps your insides clean. You're complaining about clean insides right now user. also I came to your photo three times already
Why are you Trumpcucks gloating that Bernie is losing?
Biden running is trump's worst case scenario, CornPop will sweep the midwest and put Florida into play
Levi King
2020 is going to be about hate. Many, many ill-informed voters hate Trump. Biden, on the other hand, may seem incompetent, but people don't hate him nearly as much as Hillary (and trump won by half a fucking point in many key states).
Which means the election will likely be about Trump. With bernie it would have been about him and his insane policies. This puts Trump at a clear disadvantage.
And just to show how strong the MSM disinformation campaign is, remember >80% of people in the US got a tax cut. 80% of people in the US think they are now taxed the same or MORE. >FUCKING VOTE
Bernie was the only chance the Dems had to get to 270 electoral votes. They now have a guy with Dementia who will get crushed here in PA.
Jacob Diaz
Warren on endorsing anyone >Let's take a deep breath and take a little time on it. We don't have to decide on this right now True i guess
Jason Russell
Here are the numbers, off Wikipedia and NPR, feel free to double check: State Dem Vote Rep Vote More votes Iowa 176352 32389 DEM New Hampshire 298523 153654 DEM Nevada 104883 N/A N/A South Carolina 538259 N/A N/A Alabama 453763 722809 REP American Samoa 351 N/A N/A Arkansas 228483 248864 REP Califronia 3123177 1570960 DEM Colorado 781632 648105 DEM Maine 191728 N/A N/A Massachusetts 1364604 47366 DEM Minnesota 744567 N/A N/A North Carolina 1322580 798773 DEM Oklahoma 303977 295409 DEM Tennessee 515440 393969 DEM Texas 2075862 2007314 DEM Utah 181307 310321 REP Vermont 157246 38319 DEM Virginia 1325838 N/A N/A
Alexander Brown
Top fucking kek. The salt must flow.
Charles Smith
This dizzy cunt thinks I’m going to ask her permission to make a joke?
During the 1968 democratic convention the mayor of Chiraq hired thugs to beat protestors with chains. A character from Squidbillies was revealed to be one of them. >Taste the chain I said over and over again until he was incapable of tasting anything after.
Christopher Peterson
I would've thought south korean conservatives would hate the US the most, genuinely surprised by that
Caleb Jones
>And just to show how strong the MSM disinformation campaign is Didn't help them in 2016, won't help them now
Caleb Ramirez
>Bidet man laughs
Nolan James
Its the smart play, her voters likely lean Bernie and would be disaffected if she endorsed Biden because she's an establishment stooge in it for herself.
Nathaniel Flores
I honestly believe that Sanders was bullied when he was in school. His inability to stand up for himself, to actually take action instead of saying the same boring rhetoric, makes him look incredibly week. Compare that to Trump. Trump was a chad when he was younger. He was someone who commanded respect. A guy that was born to be a fighter. When the RNC were plotting to thwart him, he threatened that he would run third party, and was willing to go that far. Bernie is a cuck. A weakling that allows others to stomp all over him. A man that is all talk and no action. That is the reason why the DNC is not afraid of rigging the primaries
i watched every dem debate and anytime there was a split screen of someone talking to bernie or about him, bernie would have his head hanging down, instead of just looking forward and smiling. it was really striking how little self esteem he was showing. really bad optics for him and really telling about his mental state
shocking that the commie bootlicker didn't catch on in FL
Michael Morris
to be fair, it's possible for them to get huge wins in Washington state and oregan, but they are so far out, and who knows how michigan will go now(lean biden)
I also don't see how he's going to get too far with his promise of free healthcare for illegals and banning fracking. That's without going into his further stupidity and ruinous policies.
>w..we will beat trump haha , let show him with our cartoon ! i can only imagine the comments on the original video when election day will happen , its gonna be glorious
yessir getting shot at is pretty fun, one of the best adrenaline rushes second is skydiving third is jumping over cars going 45+ at you
Lucas Bell
Source
Nolan Jones
oh, then he can definitely close the gap if he does lose michigan, and I don't think he'll lose michigan in a large margin, it'll be in the single digits the real problem for bernouts is florida
They fell into the current events meme that Family Guy and South Park fell in to.
Lucas Peterson
Berniggers have pure SOI for blood. And other various bodily fluids.
Aaron Parker
Did they seriously do this? Who even watches this shit anymore.
Jacob Garcia
He’ll likely lose Michigan. He barely won there in 2016, and Biden will likely get more black votes (though I know that many blacks left the state in the past decade).