/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1611

>Philippines 3 (1)
I can see where this going

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My gf is my equity

Also I have guns

9 CONFIRMED IN GEORGIA. IM MELTING IN PANIC AND FEAR SEND SHIZO PILLS
>its just a flu br0

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LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE APPROACHING THE UPPER END OF INCUBATION TIME- YOU ARE PROBABLY IN THE CLEAR
YOU MAY HAVE MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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Guys, , I havent been in these threads for a week. Qrd please?

Do not fear death
For he is here to relieve you from the suffering of life
And instead give you peace and quiet

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>97873 infected
>3352 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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oh nooooo, who will pay for you now?

My normie friend just told me she’s goin to book a cruise now because the fares have dropped so low.

I no longer have any sympathy for normies.

Based, next time use the tree hugger memeflag

it's down 890 now
most boomer pensions are in holdings inside many of the dow companies list the billionaires probably already got the fuck out like bezos 4 weeks ago

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Based Nigger

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I remember dancing actually being terrible when you are sick with a respiratory disease

Soon

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ntma

its already pandemic u retard

It’s the anniversary of Stalin’s death today. Are you having a memorial service in Georgia. Because if you don’t, your country will be cursed with coronavirus.

>german cases doubled

w-what happened

Once shit really hits the fan, all the information and knowledge that you've accumulated over the last month will be absolutely key for preparing your immediate community for the oncoming hard times.

If people are wondering about masks, safety precautions, prepping, and so forth, it is your duty at this point to help them get informed about the correct procedures and such.

Stay safe, stay vigilant. We will all make it through this.

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Legitimately think I have corona, AMA

ya seethe?

>fuck trump
what if he has corona? is condom good enough?

For anyone looking for a good summary of what covid-19 can do, check this natgeo article. Its a couple weeks old, but is still a good summary and is something to show anyone doubting the dangers of this virus:

nationalgeographic.com/science/2020/02/here-is-what-coronavirus-does-to-the-body/

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>REPOSTING FROM YESTERDAY SO PEOPLE SEE
liveleak.com/view?t=sAooT_1583234498
A woman who works at shipping ports on the west coast of the United States reports that they are no shipping containers coming in any more and their stock is much lower than usual.
>EXPECT SHORTAGES TO START APPEARING IN THE COMING WEEKS

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What state

Read about the "Patient 1" of the Italy outbreak. Dude was asymptomatic, ran two marathons and managed to spread the disease far and wide.

FIRST DEATH IN UK
>FIRST DEATH IN UK
FIRST DEATH IN UK
>FIRST DEATH IN UK
FIRST DEATH IN UK
>FIRST DEATH IN UK
FIRST DEATH IN UK
>FIRST DEATH IN UK

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F

When the shortages occur, are they finally going to start quarantining people? God I wish it would happen already

I'm not seeing it.

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may.2chan.net/b/res/713935815.htm
>nips literally spending more time worrying about being criticized for their terrible response to the Princess cruise instead of worrying about the actual virus

Sometimes we forget that the Japanese are also bugmen with retarded priorities.

>already in poverty
>go buy precious metals
Fuck off cunt.

Slovenia population: ~2mil
Tested: 433
Confirmed: 3

USA population: ~327mil
Tested:

Guys I’m scared
I don’t want my boomer parents to die

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Another 28 reported in Sweden, all in stockholm
svt.se/nyheter/utrikes/senaste-nytt-om-coronaviruset

Go back to China, Tedros

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>It’s the anniversary of Stalin’s death today.

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I own arable land. Im fine.

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE AND WHEN I DO, I'LL FINALLY FUCK CORONACHAN

So it looks like France decided it will go away in summer.
Currently we're in phase 2 of the plan. Which involve tracking down cases and their contacts.
Phase 3, I kid you not, is just "fuck it, let it spread, and deal with the fallout".
How fucked are we bros?

BUNKER UP NOW BROS BEFORE SOME WAGEY COOFS IN YOUR EYES

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Was in CA and recently had to travel to MN for my grandfather's funeral. Pretty sure I picked it up at the airport despite taking all necessary precautions (mask, vitamin c, etc.)

Pro gamer tip for all you big dummies stocking up now as opposed to 2 or 3 weeks ago. Get a can or two of spray disinfectant that works on coronaviruses, and spray down your groceries, your bags, and your keys when bringing them home.

It might be just a little bit over the top, but if youre also getting a mask, then you might as well go the extra mile of disinfecting. The mask is useless once youre infected, and bringing infected groceries in the house is one way the virus can slip by.

Especially here in the US where shelf stockers dont get sick days.

Also, try and do your shopping at night. Yeah shelves might be empty then, but you'd be avoiding coofers in a big crowd.

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is this real

gee, i will open a bottle of chardonnay when this cuck gets coronated

youtube.com/watch?v=Vjv0HBWydJc
USA USA USA

lol no, fuck em all.
Let all the stupid people perish.

So many chinks and californians (many also chinks) go to las vegas, it was guaranteed.

Fingers crossed for a black Friday this week!

Old news.

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yeah, who is going to pay my food, internet and vidyas?

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Are you going to get tested?

Time for a good laugh lads

>youtube.com/watch?v=RlxrccYb7XM

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can't believe i find myself agreeing with the nigger that gave america to china on a silver platter

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If this virus hides in the nervous system and comes out when you're old like chicken pox, is this basically a kill switch?

>keep getting ads for cough drops and nasal spray
Youtube trying to tell me something

Wut?

they can afford 2 mil to drop and still pretend it's nothing

We do

Yes

F

You don't fuck corona-chan.
Corona-chan fucks you up.

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So where do you live, CA or MN

That fucking queer would want to fuck Trump, wouldn't he?
What a bitch

They started testing

>100 new cases in France, first death in Switzerland

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nytimes.com/2020/03/04/us/coronavirus-new-hampshire-dartmouth.html

>get told to self isolate
>attends social events anyway
>potentially superspreaded up the ass
Why are normies such disgusting creatures? Who in their right mind does this?
>le epic socializing
If a an acquaintance of mine does this I'd cut contact for the rest of my life so missing out on social points is not an argument.

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nah, we've already exposed their bullshit numbers, when shit will hit the fan in terronia it will be a complete clusterfuck and it will be the focus of our news, not so much because of the virus itself or the eventual deaths but because they'll start chimping out hard

Why not

Japan is desperately trying to save the Olympics

>Oh this only kills boomers we are fine
This normie cope is going to go away pretty soon. The biggest cause of death is underlying health issues when getting it.

You know a really common underlying issue that 40% of America has? Obesity. Smoking too but obesity is the big one. This is going to have an insanely high death rate on the obese.

Most asian countries don't have that much of an obesity problem. Overweight sure but not obese. Italy has a higher obesity rate than most asian countries and it has a higher death rate.

This is going to be bad.

>it's down 890 now
now down 955

3rd case in Slovenia
Bitch ass patient 0 infected the other ones

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I was told today was the end, baka

CA, south of Sacramento