/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1609

>NEWS
Iran frees 54,000 prisoners to combat spread
archive.is/qNEzs

All masks are now confiscated in France
archive.is/ZrBG7

Virus invades nervous systems
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Fed cuts interest rates, tries to stop market crash
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Spain refused to test kid, was actually infected
archive.is/KJLTZ

>RESEARCH
Patients infectious after "recovery"
archive.is/tjjat

983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
doi.org/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

Incubation period of 24 days, longer than expected
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Virus spreads through pipes
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>REMINDER
China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
archive.is/MrQFb

nCoV to cost global economy $1.1 trillion
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China only testing people with Hubei travel history
archive.is/3hHC4

China province outbreak 52 times worse than admitted
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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>DETECTED CASES
► Detected: 96,980 ► Died: 3,311

>LATEST CASES
12:47: 10 new cases in Norway.
12:30: 21 new cases in Greece.
12:27: 3 new cases in Azerbaijan.
12:23: 7 new cases in Singapore.
12:19: 3 new cases in Saudi Arabia.
12:07: 1 new preliminary confirmed case in Quebec, Canada.
11:54: First case in South Africa.

>MORE
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traffic.sa.gov.au/
youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0
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nbcbayarea.com/news/local/san-francisco/cruise-ship-held-off-sf-for-coronavirus-testing/2248261/
reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-japan-case-idUSKBN20R01E
youtube.com/watch?v=Xo6IEkEy0CE
youtube.com/watch?v=wvveo09pAJI
youtu.be/zs3KaY3r5bw
twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235611043952357377
direkte.vg.no/coronaviruset/videos/193507?wide
archive.is/MF0fv
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,430 (3,013) ► International 16,550 (298): S. Korea 6,088 (40) Iran 3,513 (107) Italy 3,089 (107) D. Princess 696 (6) France 377 (6) Japan 361 (6) Spain 259 (3) USA 164 (11) Switzerland 114 (1) H. Kong 105 (2) Australia 53 (2) Thailand 47 (1) Taiwan 44 (1) Iraq 35 (3) S. Marino 21 (1) Philippines 3 (1) Germany 444 Singapore 117 UK 115 Netherlands 82 Norway 73 Sweden 60 Kuwait 58 Bahrain 55 Malaysia 55 Belgium 50 Austria 41 Canada 37 Iceland 34 Greece 31 India 30 UAE 28 Algeria 17 Israel 16 Lebanon 16 Oman 16 Vietnam 16 Denmark 15 Ecuador 13 Czechia 12 Finland 12 Macao 10 Croatia 10 Portugal 8 Qatar 8 Azerbaijan 6 Belarus 6 Ireland 6 Mexico 6 Romania 6 Pakistan 5 S. Arabia 5 Brazil 4 Georgia 4 Russia 4 Senegal 4 Palestine 4 Egypt 3 Estonia 3 N. Zealand 3 Chile 3 Indonesia 2 Morocco 2 Bosnia 2 Hungary 2 Slovenia 2 Afghanistan 1 Andorra 1 Armenia 1 Cambodia 1 Dom. Rep. 1 Jordan 1 Latvia 1 Lithuania 1 Luxembourg 1 Macedonia 1 Monaco 1 Nepal 1 Nigeria 1 S. Lanka 1 Tunisia 1 Ukraine 1 Argentina 1 Liechtenstein 1 Poland 1 S. Africa 1

>LATEST CHANGES
China +160 (+32) S. Korea +467 (+5) Iran +591 (+15) France +92 (+2) Spain +31 (+1) Switzerland +21 (+1) Iraq (+1) Germany +182 Japan +30 USA +6 Singapore +5 UK +28 H. Kong +2 Netherlands +44 Norway +14 Sweden +8 Kuwait +2 Bahrain +3 Malaysia +5 Belgium +27 Thailand +4 Taiwan +2 Austria +12 Canada +3 Iceland +8 Greece +22 India +1 S. Marino +5 Israel +1 Lebanon +1 Oman +1 Ecuador +3 Czechia +4 Finland +5 Portugal +2 Azerbaijan +3 S. Arabia +3 Brazil +1 Georgia +1 Russia +1 Palestine +4 Egypt +1 Estonia +1 Morocco +1 Bosnia +2 Slovenia +1 S. Africa +1 Total +1812 (+57)

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Hey guys I'm going on a vacation to asia next week, I'm getting there on a cruise ship. I also have COPD and asthma and I'm 57 years old. Do you think it's a good idea or should I cancel it

WHO recap: Fear IS an option

>intro(WHON)
"media plays a vital role in the fight against CoViD19"
SK looks improving
"this is a time for pulling out ALL the stops"
"Activate your emergency plans"

Q&A
>Pets and infection?
Dog in HK tested positive but he's doing well
"we don't have evidence of cross infection" (Goblina)
"animals intimately assosicated with spreading this disease, no"(WB)
>Virus seasonal/temperature?
"We don't know"
"We have no reason to believe the virus behaves differently in hot climate"(G)
>Countries not taking it serious?
"long list of countries not ready"
"Gov alone cannot beat this virus, mobilize ALL citizens to take care of themselves and others"(WN)
>Best Korea and WHO?
"no reports of issues and ready to provide help"(WB)
SK willing to support best korea(WN)
>Is it really that dire?
"China flies in face of predictions and we should believe China"
"Our predictions WILL come true, if we do nothing"(WB)
>asymptomatic?
"just disinfect bro"
"wide range of symptoms, asymptomatics CAN TRANSMIT IT, but not major driver of spread"(G)
>What can we learn from China?/Mistakes of China?
"Noone is ever perfect"
"be coordinated, community,gov,public and private ALL have to work together"
"it will SLOW DOWN the spread of the Virus"(WB)
"The fundamentals work, look aggressively, everyone needs to work together like in China"(G)
"political commitment needed"-setup for praise of chinas' one party system at a later date-
"this virus is touching everything, IT WILL, economy,social fabric,.."
"response EVERY CITIZENS DUTY, IF we can do this we can contain it"(WN)
>S and L type?
"NO KNOWN ASSOCIATION WITH SEVERITY"(G)
"I'd liken it more to license plates, helps with tracking"(WB)
>Pandemic?
"unless we are convinced it's uncontrolable why call it a pandemic"
"many signs that it is moving into more and more countries with weak systems"(WN)
-useless gibberish-(WB)
>quarantine pets?
"HK dog not enough of a reason"(G)
"No need for special meassures at this point"(WB)

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and we're sinking again

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dr.dk/nyheder/indland/20-danskere-er-blevet-testet-positive-coronavirus

20 DANES CONFIRMED NOW

Leper colonies when?

I laughed, thanks Hans

How about you hold off on that. For like 8 years or so

FROM WHICH TWITTER/WHATEVER DO YOU GET NEW WEBMS? WHY THERE IS NO NEW VIDEOS?

Italian cucks. Do you really think the German Chad will let you win the race for Corona's hearth? Mark my words we will win and be the no.1 Corona country in Europe and there is nothing you can do about it.

Guys, it almost seems boring now...like the happening is in progress but it's not as fulfilling as I thought it would be. A month ago this was awesome because we all new it was going to hit and spread all over the place. Now that it's finally beginning to start I'm bored and sort of losing interest...even though we'll all most likely have it within six weeks and our lives will be upended.

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this thing is actually going to finish drumpf isn't it?
they've really fucked this up bad.

NRW IS KILL
SCHOOLS ARE NOT CLOSED
EVERYONE GETS INFECTED
PRESS F

CHAYNA NUMBA WUHAN

FUCK THIS GAY SHIT

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It's mutating faster than we can identify susceptibilities. GG fuckers.

20th march lots of bridges being renovated all over the country... till 20th April... a month,same amount of time on small bridges and big bridges doesn't make sense
lockdown choke points?

there is also many nightly road closures throughout Australia that coincide with 20th of march including train stations and bus stops

the peons have orders to ignorantly close shit causing the capillary roads to be covertly cut off with equipment on site prior to lock down.
makes me feel 20th march nightfall is lock down day for alot of cities
wouldnt be surprised if alot of the works that don't overlap with the 20th will still have equipment on site "left there"
there was also a guy stating "4th of march lockdown Melbourne..." but i reckon that was simply his interpretation of supply chain organization instructions
it did however coincide with corona virus detainment policy being revealed and the many bridge closure signs coming up

transport.tas.gov.au/road/projects/bridgestrengtheningworks201920
rms.nsw.gov.au/projects/index.html
traffic.sa.gov.au/
anacdote source "people have noticed alot of holes and excavators near big towns"
if you want a quarantine to work... you have ignorant peons move supplies
they simply dont have the man power to lock the people in without the people..
which in turn condemn their families to stinky chink oopsies

doomed by lollipop sign cunts

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Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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Don't get my hopes up bobo.

Japan, Italy and Germany vying for Corona's affection. Brings a tear to me eye desu

OH FUCK!

>they kept touching their faces
>they kept lying
>they don't know what the fuck to do
help
HELP
HEEEELP

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Everybody you interact with is a paid crisis actor. You are the crisis. 6,000 of them follow you everywhere you go, within a 3 km radius. There’s only about 5 million REAL people on the planet.

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They will not address the threat 5G presents to our health but the soap opera "coronavirus" continues....
What a joke

there's nothing happening in japan. schools are open. no one is stopping from eating out or going to work or playing in the park. nothing. except me who now looks like an idiot.

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

It's a good time to visit Milan bros?
I have one travel to Milan escheduled.
The travel agency offers me to change it to Wuhan.

>Now that it's finally beginning to start I'm bored and sort of losing interest..
That's how you get sanded into the ground nigger.
Stay Alert and stay safe.

Other way round
There will be safe enclaves surrounded by coofers

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to me it sounds like 2234 ???(a lot of one number) 89947?

>44 year old boomer

BORING! HAPPENING CANCELLED.

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sorry paki, love is our business

any ideas on the predicted option the US will use only if things get bad enough?

send some new videos please

The mental gymnastics Tedros pulled off was INSANE.

Tedros OP in chat.

BTFO back to plebbit.
zommer-age meme-tier texts are real cringe.

sure, just wash hands after sex

If you horde shit, this nigga will come rob you.

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Italy update when?

*shrugs*
so?
I want dead people on the streets, not some imaginary numbers.

Do not let up

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Bethlehem is kill: 7 confirmed cases

WHEN WILL THEY CLOSE UNIS IN THE UK WHAT THE FUCK

Cool

You always look like an idiot, user.

He basically said go to work if it's mild
He's fucked

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in 3 minutes, theoretically

Did something happen over night? Where are they getting this 1623 cases in the us number?
nbcbayarea.com/news/local/san-francisco/cruise-ship-held-off-sf-for-coronavirus-testing/2248261/

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bitter frenchy. Loving non-euros, I'll give you that.

NAME MY BAND

This article, and many other articles state that schools are closed in Japan

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-japan-case-idUSKBN20R01E

GTFO not BTFO you shitskin

What the fuck does pandemic even mean to the WHO?

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oh no! is it (((them))) again?

I helped prevent spread Anons.
Helped insure a big corporate event wouldn't happen in NY due to coronaplague fears.

First person in NY to die from WuFlu died in the building we were gonna be in.

I protected my people. Did you protect yours?

Sweden at 92
>Sweden at 92
Sweden at 92

It's not exactly a nothingburger but it's not some world ending virus. Just do stuff normally and stay away from crowded places.

>vaccine not possible
>always mutating
>highly infectious
>nearly everyone will get it
>antibodies for 6-12 that will kill you on reinfection
>mortality rate on reinfection will be 40% with treatment
>so many people will die when a second wave hits everything will collapse
>every reinfected dies now
>ggez
>game over

Don't worry just the flu bros.

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anti-racist convoys

ABC gas mask + positive pressure suit
>Just the flu just the flu just the flu just the flu
youtube.com/watch?v=Xo6IEkEy0CE

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youtube.com/watch?v=wvveo09pAJI
Thread theme

>44
>boomer
So Gen X never happened?

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sure thing street shitter.

actually its the gayreeks

I love your summaries, thank you so much user.

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0-5 = dies to the virus
5-9 = survives the virus
Double = survives with ease, due to strong big boy immune system from licking various doorknobs and other people's cellphones
Triple = death incarnate, you are an asymptomatic superspreader
Quadfeed = the chosen one
68 Get = you will meet me after the apocalypse in great leafland.

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The food just loses taste, but should still be okay as long as the plastic liner in the can hasn't degraded. It'll just taste like shit.

Medication expiration date is the date it's reached it's half like, so it's ~half as potent as in date. Worst case is it's less effective/doesn't work, but shouldn't hurt you.

Travel Agent here.

It's all fucked. Multiple cancellations and travel insurance companies are covering thier asses.

DIGITS AND CORONA-CHAN ERADICATES EVERY OTHER PERSON IN CANADA.

THEY CLOSED UNI AND SCHOOLS IN ITALY

It‘ll gain traction again once someone you know or you yourself get it or it will start to otherwise compromise you directly, like lock downs.

Based hero user

thread theme
youtu.be/zs3KaY3r5bw

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GET READY FOR ITALY NUMBERS, THEY ARE ABOUT TO BE RELEASED IN 2 MINUTES

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Wuhan looks nice.

BTW what's happening in Mountainjewland? Cases have skyrocketed.

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well to quote lying Ted(ros)
"If 2 billion have it, then we MIGHT, COULD call it a pandemic"

HAHA HAHA
noodle arms btfo

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going into lock down here. locking front door and gonna try to just not check on this cvg shit for a week. hopefully shit is nothing burger by then. peace out.

I just want to know ONE thing from you faggots.

Will a single one of you doomsdayers eat your words on Yas Forums when the death count in the US doesn't even top 1000 by the end of 2020?

Lol Germanistan is fucked

thinking the same thing here man its absolutely fucked that the universities aren't closing, there is proven community spread right near my uni and they aren't fucking closing it

shut the fuck up

roll

See you soon buddy

is the reinfection being much worse actualy confirmed or just wishful thinking?

>italy has schools and unis
TIL

So does it spread through the mail?
There are some crap I need to order but I kinda don't want to die

>No risk
>Brings in flights from Italy to London
London's going to be burning again.

Hahahahah

C O P E
O
P
E

Hahahahahaa hhaha. You can’t look away.

are Jews immune?

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Wear masks and googles now? are googles disposable? how to get a weapon?

Eat shit honkey tonk

>New York: 11 new cases of coronavirus in Westchester County and 2 new cases in New York City, mayor says - WABC

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235611043952357377

Jesus. What a nigger.

roll

More deaths i want, where are my corpses? I WAS PROMISED DEAD REDS IN THE STREETS!!

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Sweden is going down!

>Corona-chan hasn't paid for the ticket so she can't be on the bus
Bong logic.

american news is so slow fuck pence for gag ordering all information

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yeah, do it Snitzel Bro!

kill.

>mortality rate on reinfection will be 40% with treatment
we're hitting tranny suicide levels

You’re an imbecile.

Come to muskoka

Just the flu
Please share

go on then

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No, enjoy until it lasts

Reminder to burgers that your president is underestimating the threath and sentencing you to get sick (if not dead) all for them shekelz

New York is going to be next Wuhan, not Washington

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Fuck

thx

That nigger better hope he's a better shot than me

Lol they’re higher than Australia.

Any discount deals on cruises?

We still have not received updates from Italy

Guess that's a no then.

Yes. It lives outside the body for a couple of days, probably longer here since it'll be colder and keep longer. If you didn't already prep for at least a month you are already dead.

plenty of red in the (wall)streets fren

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Usual CCP dick sucking bollocks. Someone should ask HOW is China helping other countries that will be fucked up by their mistakes.
Nothing.
Free pass to Bugmen.
Fuck the WHO. Zero cred.

China isn't even reporting them anymore

Cope?
kys
wew, alright.
Stop responding to me ahmed.
fuck off back to your shitty cucked family will ya?

anymore info, anonymous?!?!?!??

Hey frens, UK retail user here

In the span of 6 days it almost 5x from 20 to 115 atm. A majority of the locations are unreported so nobody has a clue where the fuck is infected.

Panic shopping occured yesterday at my store, lots of coughing people. We are now out of stock completely of antibiotic handwash, normal handwash and will not be getting deliveries of any until Monday at the earliest.

In addition, we are running low on water, toilet rolls and sanitation products including bin bags.

According to our health officials, we were not meant to be counting confirmed cases over 100 and that they would focus on 'delaying the peak' at that point. So it's debatable how accurate our numbers are going to be after this point as they shift from containment to misinformation in the hopes of slowing panic in the hopes that it prevents large gatherings (such as panic shopping)

TLDR:
> Work at largest UK retail chain
> No antibiotic handwash or normal handwash until Monday (At earliest)
> Running low on Toilet Rolls, Water, etc...#
> Our numbers should be considered 'lower than reality' due to a shift in priorities after the 100 cases were confirmed

You keep missing the asteroids destroying Egypt and the world.

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Forgot pic

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86 CONFIRMED IN NORWAY
86 CONFIRMED IN NORWAY
86 CONFIRMED IN NORWAY
86 CONFIRMED IN NORWAY
DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF CORONAINFECTED IN NORWAY COMPARED TO CHINA DIVIDED BY TOTAL POPULATION! TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

direkte.vg.no/coronaviruset/videos/193507?wide

Add in NV we got one in the southern end of the state

Sorry but that's Florida. Florida's not even testing.

Yeah they really have to. Doing a teaching unit at university, I'm going to be in a fucking infested zone soon. Guy in my class is sick with "flu" he told me. Bad enough he's not coming in. Bet he won't be noted as a case though. They won't even check him. He's called a doctor but fuck if they'll ever get to him.
Shit's fucked.

I think mid march - early april is when SHTF around the world.

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i don't know which I fucking hate more.
stay safe Palestinian bro, and spread it to the kikes as much as possible please

Netflix is up.

NETFLIX & CHILL confirmed.

We have been told it can spread via bank notes

...how dumb are politicans, really? Are they that prepared to say the biggest non-sensical bullshit just so people don't freak out and actual start to protect themselves?

Are you pozzed what's with the tripfagging

there are people of this age, with these conditions, actually still doing this. That's what I hate about viruses. They don't cull just the stupid. A lot of good people will be infected/affected and morons like this will help it along.

>The last survivors of Wuhan face off against the extermination squad
Also
>You must complete 90 fucking Captchas before you can post
The fuck is this shit.

Post coochie (or dont idc)

please infect all the nignogs and politicians

Family land in rural Quebec, we're all prepped. I'll meet you in Ottawa when the blame games start.

Ah well if that Paki says so I guess we should believe him...riiiight.

It’s a fucking meme. 95% of these threads are schizo delusions.

That's the morality rate for a cytokine storm, but it also depends on the virus that causes it i guess. If this shit causes a cytokine storm on reinfection you either go to a hospital or you are probably dead.

We must wait until people die for seemingly no reason in the streets.

We'll see

And will you if it does?

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Only if the release of this bioweapon was intentional.

>will ya

hahahaha trying to larp as a Britbong

hahahhahahaahahah

"Ahmed"

Maybe put on a memeflag so you are less cringe.

tesco? what area?

hahahaha

- SARS-CoV had ADE (meaning it's worse on reinfection)
- This is 96% identical to SARS-CoV
- Chinese doctors have reported reinfection is worse
- The many young health-workers that die could be explained by reinfections

That's about it so far.

Mutts on suicide watch list

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Its Like a flu for the Most of us
Same symptoms same Feeling but a few days longer and the newscasts makes too much panic for nothing at the end and you fucking idiots eat that up...
Everybody is speaking about how many ppl died but Nobody about how many are recovered
The chance that a lightning will hit you Just the Same as you will die from Corona. Stupid fuckers.

Don't worry Mehmet, you'll be fine

>If you didn't already prep for at least a month you are already dead.
I started during the american housing bouble in 2006

I just need new filters for my gravity filtration system in case I need to bug out for 18+ months. I can manage with those I have but you never know you know

Why contain it

You are urged to stop spreading missinformation.
Tweet that you are missinformed and apologise for the panic it caused

Yeah, the captchas are a chore.

Hey everybody, the world ends today.

That gag order is an act of war against the American people.

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Nobody gives a shit about China anymore.

Will do brother, I might just turn muskoka into snoobistan tho

Then I will send an envoy to quebec

Wait...

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>+2 new cases in New York

I would be surprised if it really was that low. X to doubt.

give it two weeks man

nice, never been to leafland

US Death count will top 1,000 by start of May - assuming they do not dismiss it as Pneumonia OR other aspects.

Would be mighty easy for them to dismiss the deaths as due to complications of obesity.

It can spread through the internet. Mutations let it survive via 5G and fiber optics. If you’re reading this post you are probably already infected.

take your meds

oh god i'm gonna
last time i rolled it said i will survive let's try it again!

it thought shills were retreated to their bunkers already

haha
>orange retard

Imagine all the ghettos where ambulances won't even go anymore because of their chimping. Imagine them just sitting there praying for it to go away.

lots of people who had "recovered" in China have since been readmitted to hospital, and died: archive.is/MF0fv

user?

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WAKE ME UP

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Might have been blessed by Corona given the symptoms so india bro told me to put a trip on
doc refused to test me and just told me to stay inside for 7 days and if I'm still sick by then call 1450
archive got you covered fren

oh fuck

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nobody is a travel agent anymore

>turke bir sey olmaz

Cool!

That would be a real new low

WHO NUMBER (POTENTIALLY) CONFIRMED

00 94 85 78 600

This is a person who knows what they are talking about i redpilled my team of actors eventually we will be a big wolf pack in the new post corona world

You fucking poos are worse than the turks for squabbling
t. Ops in irc full of turkish retards

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The CDC only recently expanded the testing criteria and NYC only just got the capacity to actually test after the initial faulty round of testing kits, expect cases to explode not just in New York but all over the US in the next week.

Thanks fra
kikes already took the first hit but they are much more prepared than us. At least we entered panic mode very fast and we are closing schools, unis, churches and mosques.

nobody cares about the US grandpa

>Speaking street shitter trying to gain the sympathy of the whiteoids like his ancestors did by allowing muzzies to rape his wife adn daughter.

Glorious
Give me more keks bastard baby.

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Top kek. Someone pls call the idiots.

fix the misinformation in OP, Macron isnt confiscating masks, the gov is simply buying all masks from the manufactors and doesnt allow them to sell them to anyone else, its a difference. use google translate in his original tweet if you dont believe me

You are actually dead right now. The government is just tricking you into believing you’re alive.

100k tomorrow.

Seriously with Japan wtf is going on? There’s barely new cases every day and barely any deaths. Is that shit pretty well contained now? It seemed like all hell was about to break loose then the started slowly becoming nothing and now it’s a couple cases a day.

"Thankfully" we have a cashless society and I'm probably the only guy in my town who has notes

Nah senpai, I'm the one with a full face mask. I didn't see anyone taking pics of me, people mostly stared me or ignored me, which is fine.

confirmed, you will NEVER go to leafland.

WHAT ARE THE NEW ITALY NUMBERS?
>WHAT ARE THE NEW ITALY NUMBERS?
WHAT ARE THE NEW ITALY NUMBERS?
>WHAT ARE THE NEW ITALY NUMBERS?
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>WHAT ARE THE NEW ITALY NUMBERS?
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>WHAT ARE THE NEW ITALY NUMBERS?
WHAT ARE THE NEW ITALY NUMBERS?
>WHAT ARE THE NEW ITALY NUMBERS?
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>WHAT ARE THE NEW ITALY NUMBERS?

Both wrong. It’s 100% LA. Only tested 2 dozen ppl, 7 cases, and they’re letting the marathon go on. 2 weeks there will be a full lockdown.

There is no gag order. Not allowing video/audio recording at a press briefing is not a gag order, that's preventing some retard from taking something you said out of context and playing a 4 second clip over and over to make it look like you said something you didn't.

>Palestine
>country

Because it's fucking spring genius.

Construction season always starts in spring.

If numbers, global lockdown goes to effect this week.

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That's not what it says. At least not anymore.

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>contact with infected person
>all the symptoms
>doc refused to test me

what a joke

what the darn how do I use archive

Funny man you are, HMMM. Jumping from buildings they will.

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58% bear
THIS IS NOT MY FINAL FORM

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Bolt action lol take yer shot get sprayed down with 556 from multiple angles wait guys i have to chamber another round

shut it Rajesh, you ain't white.

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Just try and get over the Israeli border and COOF your lungs out on every doorknob in the country.

Ask them how much China is paying them

survived 2 times in a row guess i'm safe then

It's occupied territory dude

Italia numero uno! FORZA CORONA

Hot.

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Yes, actually. Alaska cruises didnt sell well at all last year. Big discounts on RCCL if you live in southern states.

No it’s true. I went outside today and the streets were eerily empty except for all the people dying in them and crashed toilet paper trucks.

the word is literally "requisition". what the fuck do you not understand about it?

Italians have vanished i suppose it‘s still going

Nice

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Let’s all keep talking about the flu. It’s fucking terrifying all that mild fever and body aches. Since we’re 90 years old and/or have weakened immune systems from all the AIDS we’ve contracted being happeningfags... this is highly relatable content

I really hope this to happen for you swedebros

rull

you and everything you care about are going to die

It was already fucked. This is mercy

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too late for that, its everywhere

welp

you must of missed me, i snapped a picture of you when you were looking away.

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i don't even understand what he's trying to say.

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ITALY REPORT!
>ITALY REPORT!
ITALY REPORT!
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ITALY REPORT!
>ITALY REPORT!
ITALY REPORT!
>ITALY REPORT!

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