LONDON: PANIC BUYING

Lol picked up some brews at my local store last night. No shortage of anything

>waitrose

Your friends will rob you

Not the pasta

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Yes.

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Why are people stockpiling paracetamol and ibuprofen? Are headaches that big of a worry in the post apocalypse?

They're not "retards ruining it for everyone."
This is basic crowd psychology. If you're onboard a ship, and you suddenly see everybody running for the lifeboats, your natural reaction is to join the crowd, even if you don't know what is happening.
The true retards are the shills who've been arguing that this is a nothingburger. They've known about it, but instead of prepping, they've wasted time arguing on the internet.

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Chekd

don't care, it'll make me even more right

Witnessed for Pasta
You may pass the Italian roadblock

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BiC

Britain is Collapsing!

>waitrose

it IS a nothingburger.
(((They will produce a vaccine and you fags will take it. It will be a slow kill vaccine.)))

Panic in the streets of Laandaaan.
Well, there you go.

ibuprofen is an anti-inflamitory, which is useful for a lot of medical purposes.

Exact same thing with me. “You watch too many zombie films hahahah” “calm down mate” etc etc

A fucking loisense you say?
Americans are so progressive

>be nothingburger poster
>prepped since january
who /devilish/ here

Ah, the Tesco Everyday Value Viral Cataclysm mask, a fiscally prudent purchase.

Mummy said that the aisles in Waitrose today were quite empty. She got me KFC too, it was okay but I prefer M&S tendies. She says that I can't wear a mask outside though because it'll scare people. I've already been sick for a week, it hurts to breathe and I keep pooping and vomiting, but mummy says it's nothing to worry about.

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It may be that the virus is a nothingburger, but the panic-buying is real and has happened in China, Hong Kong, Italy, Iran, Australia and is now starting in Germany, UK and USA.
Did you prep against supply-chain-shock?
The arrogance and stupidity of the non-prep shills is astounding.

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>be me
>bought 6 packs 2 weeks ago

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Not shown: 80 litres of water, vitamins, bleach, bin bags, 2 months of cat food, sweets

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The reddit mindset is to wait in your Titanic cabin when the ship starts acting strange. Wouldn't want to mistakenly be wrong about something!

As an RN I am aware of that. But I am also aware that the retards buying hundreds of tablets don't have the faintest clue of when they should take them for that.
Of course that doesn't mean they won't buy them and eat them. Just wondering what got it into their heads.

Good. Hopefully that shithole london gets cleansed.

Meanwhile I'm comfy in my 99.9% white village.

During war rationing is put in place, not free for all

Checked and prepped.
You're gonna make it, user, and so is your cat.

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Why toilet paper though? Doesn't everyone have at least one or two packs at home that should last several weeks?

Did they get all the crisps?

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Westerners should really take this as an opportunity to fast and lose weight

You obese mother fuckers don’t need to horde food. You have enough in your jelly rolls to last you six months.

Just waiting for that shit to come to northwest of Brazil, I will start a stock on the first sign, price gauging here I come

If you fear a quarantine you should stock up.
If there is no quarantine you are wasting your money.

>Westerners should really take this as an opportunity to fast and lose weight
being in a caloric deficit might weaken your immune system so no. You don't want to be losing weight during a pandemic.

Why not just start now? Its coming, be sure.

business is booming baby

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The fear of going to a public toilet and finding out there is no loo roll is strong in the Anglo. It's basically our Kryptonite. It's why we got caught short on the Khyber Pass

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I've had an earthquake kit for years now at this point with food and water, but I didn't expect buttwipe to be scarce and I was already running low. Had to make several rounds to find some. Thankfully I have a bidet to cut back on usage.

You are getting robbed

Do you have a wife? Cos mine uses a fucking roll a day.

No, don’t look at it like that. Better to be prepared. You’re not wasting money if you actually buy stuff that you can eat and use. There’s no reason to stick up on MRE rations and stuff. It’s not that crazy. An extra months worth of food and paper goods, maybe some extra meds to have on hand. It will be fine. Only buy what you will use. If not needed then you don’t have to spend a lot on groceries and other items next month.

>bring it up with friends when it was just kicking off in early February
>lololol nothingburger
>talk to them again today
>omg so srs
Chasing vanity, studying the blade, etc.

It's booming right now, but I guess TP sales will be down in the future while people work through their stash.
If it really were a Jewish conspiracy to sell more product they would at least have made sure to have the shelves stocked.

>Lol picked up some brews at my local store last night. No shortage of anything

no shortages here either, just went shopping an hour ago and theres coronavirus in my city

What im saying is, if you dont think your country or city will be quarantined, there is almost no reason to stock up.
I bought some rice and acetaminophen.

Dublin would never be quarantined. There is nothing else to protect on this island.

Tfw I prepped for 3-4 months (double if I eat at a 1000kcal deficit to lose body fat) in January

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Bag for your life

>Thankfully I have a bidet to cut back on usage.
Carry on. Don't lose your head.

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Not sure starvation is on the cards when the "worst case scenario" is 20% of the work force getting ill for a week and then a 96.5% recovery. Probably higher since the most vulnerable don't work.

i thought i was too late when i started last week ro slowly buy more and more on my way home from work. But this week, the shelves were back to fully stocked except hand sanitizers.

just been to sainsburys, no toilet paper, barely any canned fish. pasta low.
there were hardly any customers in the whole store which is weird for 5pm on a thursday.

Checked, cute kitterino

same same

I do say, the poor folk will fall for anything!

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When you run out literally just wash your ass. It ain't hard

Real preppers stockpile soap

>Muslims buying toilet paper.

Fake news.

>not understanding deliberate hyperbole

I bet you pronounce it as Hyper-Bowl too.

>work in a hospital
>have a qualification in microbiology
>people gather around me like a wise elder when I speak on the subject of corona virus.

Feels nice.

Dont live in London thank fuck. But comfy right now with 6 months stock and working from home.
Luverly.
Only stock on stuff you USE folks!

>pot noodle

I’m not talking in terms of city quarantine, only personal quarantine. City quarantine is a totally different ballgame. I highly doubt the USA will experience any such quarantine for an extended amount of time. The last quarantine in US that I remover was when the Boston marathon happened and they shut the city down, and martial law looking for those assholes.

Remember **

>paracetamol
fuck britbong "language". it's acetaminophen you twits

>They're not retards, they're retards

>its hyperbole
Well, thats a lot of food you are going to have to store indefinitely isnt it?

That was what like 3 days I think?

You can still leave the house when you are self quarantining.

Jokes on you, i got a bench and weights delivered and will be eating a surplus. All the nothingburger normies will be hit by the closed gyms and limited food. Im gonna mog them on emergence.

My Corona V theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=BkczzkGrYDQ

Are they still leaving out hundreds of copies of the Metro or whatever that free newspaper is? Just saying.

I'd question the quality of food if you managed that long though.

>Dublin would never be quarantined
It had fucking better be.
That damn city is a blight on our fair country.

not really, all stuff i use normally, just more. dates on it last forever, and if it is a big nothing burger i will just not have to buy any tinned veg and fruit for the rest of the year. also, i have my own house, so not like i'm living in my parents' attic, so i have plenty of storage

All 25 of the new coronavirus cases are in London

don't know true/false saw it on twitter.

Ditto M8

Its all over fucking London. No fuckin way it wouldnt be.

>He thinks owning a house is impressive.
I got one of those for free.

Jk, I get it but That doesn’t make sense at all, lol. If I somehow get it, which I won’t, I would never be that “Typhoid Mary” that just goes and spreads it. I’d honesty do my best to protect my community and family and self isolate. I know how to protect myself and stay healthy tho so not really worried.

Nigger detected.

One of your cases in GP. How many patients do you think he gave the virus to just by breathing on them?
What if a worker in an A/E department has the virus?

Basically zero purpose to a city quarantine given they've allowed it to seed literally everywhere and won't stop flights.

Rich parents.
Also boasting about owning a home and how everyone else lives in their parents basement is pretty pathetic.

I'm in elstree nothing here yet.

go back, larper

didn't say it was impressive, i just explained why storing a big tub of tinned food is hardly the issue that you made it out to be

You can inherit €300,000 tax free in Ireland.

Most of it is canned beans, rice, oatmeal, pasta, canned tuna, canned fruits, peanut butter, frozen chicken livers & hearts, frozen Salmon.

First clearing out all the frozen stuff in case the electricity goes out in 1-2 months (highly doubt it tho)

>People not buying the mass Hysteria are the retards

A bunch of fucking cunts I say, but all this panic buying does stimulate the economy, so there is that

I should really get into monthly "buy a lot of standard consumables" as it's just annoying to run out of things when you can't be arsed to go out shopping anyway

Of course not. You wernt bragging.

I agree. We got spring break coming up too, so I imagine cases will rise.

yeah yeah whatever larper

Jesus...I'm proud to be Dutch in these times, no panic buying or face masks or quarantined cities here. Life goes on, retards.

NOOOO NOT MY NIGGERINOS

NOT MY BALLYFERMERINOOOO

>Thats impossible!
>You are a larper!

Whatever helps

do people expect the plumbing to be cutoff during a bad flu?

correct, I wasn't. perhaps I should have bragged like:

>8 weeks
What are you going to do week 9?
Not that you'd have made it past 4, what are you gonna do when the hordes come for you? Bet you don't even have a super soaker and petrol tanks ready to go when your "freinds" start knocking.
Fucking amature.

The problem is you prep retards are the ones causing the panic, if you actually believed your health administrators there would be no one getting riled up. But no, this is all a conspiracy to you. You start screaming over nothing and getting every normie around you anxious.

Let London burn, hope sadiq khan gets it. I want off this island, what burger state is free? Florida sounds like fun. But I’m leaning more towards Wyoming.

You can literally come and go as you please while self isolating. You arnt locked in your house. You are ASKED not to work or go to church or the cinema. High risk activities.

You can leave your house to buy food or take a walk in the park as much as you want otherwise.

>I can store food all I like. Not like you plebs that live with your parents
I got a free house.

B-B-BUT POL SAID IT WAS ALL A LARP! TOILETRIES AND MEDICINE IS PLEB SHIT I CANT EAT MY BULLION!

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by week eight i'm going to off myself

Getting a bunch of Irish people on extended lockdown would probably improve birthrates desu.

fuckers kept buying rice and beans and shit
literally my food staple for most nights.
throw some rice in the cooker
heat up some reduce sodium beans and vegs
throw in some egg and reduce sodium onions sauce and some seasoning and you got food large meal that isn't to heavy for someone.

I just did a general kitchen restock

There’s a massive NPC fat cunt at work, whatever they’re saying, I have to do the exact opposite

That’s what I do and have always done. I used to live in the country and it was 30 min drive to the store so I always stocked up when I was there. I don’t live in the country anymore but I still shop that way. There’s 5 people in our household, my elderly father included. I spent an extra 300 on groceries essentially by doubling up on stuff I usually buy. I have a responsibility to do as much as I can to try and protect my family. We’re prepared as much as we can afford to be, if nothing happens, everything we bought will still be used and eaten at some point in the future.

I didn't say that though. I stated the fact that storage isn't an issue. You're the guy who keeps talking about his rich parents and free house.

I'm very happy that you have a free house. Well done!

You should really look into where the idea that salt is bad for you came from.
Its not real. No one says thats true now. Its a boomer myth.