/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1608

UK +25

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No one gives a shit about China anymore dude

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A part of me want to go and fetch the virus to end myself. However, I don't even need to leave the house for some time and I'm lucky enough to not have a job at the moment

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Source?

>implying they even stoped

UK is not just England

left my house today since january and had to travel by train for 30 minutes, pray for me

Blacks are immune.

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kek

Be not afraid.

youtube.com/watch?v=65xLByzT1l0

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China is us in a month

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Why is WHO talking about 'global government response' when this is an epidemic ?

I am beginning to think this might not be a local problem ??

Really makes you think . . .

Say that to the nigger in SA

You can't have new infections if everyone is already infected.

Ash from burning bodies falling in Japan causing black rain.

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>tfw it's practically nothing compared to what we need for actual happening.
Blueballed like hell.

blacks are niggers

She’s certainly not immune to my cock

You're right. This virus only infects humans.

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Unlikely as infection pathway mirrors HIV

ITS FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENING.

TOPZOZZLE.

Total number of UK virus cases 115
The total number of UK coronavirus cases has now risen to 115 - an increase of 30 on yesterday - the UK's Department of Health and Social Care has said.

As of 09:00 GMT on 5 March, a total of 18,083 people have been tested in the UK, of which 17,968 were confirmed negative, it added

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Reminder

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Dude thats fucked

I don't want NY infections to rise, I want to remain safe. Somebody tell me I'm gonna make it.

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It's probably a white dude since he got it from Italy

I'm super glad I have bi-weekly physical therapy appointments at a hospital for the whole month. I am definitely happy that I am directly related to THREE schoolteachers, two public and one private. There is no chance I'm already infected and the odds I'm going to be are zero.

Sure am glad I prepped so much.

Germans are retards and have been since 1871 confirmed.

Germs handle the situation worse than China, they are even less transparent than China, have no improved testing, no research papers on this Virus, but the Krauts just keep on thinking how they handle everything better, know everything better, do everything the other way.

Fucking Krauts

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can we please have a laugh at this a stupid mutt boomer stuck in japland after refusing to be evacuated.
twitter.com/mjswhitebread/status/1234739652550000640

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Not true. There's no one left in Wuhan to infect

Source

The last panel fits in with the Notre Dame burning though, not some boomer coofing.

>dow still down by 500pts despite feds pumping all their debt money into the pit

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Some SA user said it was confirmed a nigger

What's the technical explanation for why Canadian cases aren't spiking?
>shit-ton of asians
>most of the asians in my area are fresh-off-the-boat-tier
>most literally came from china
>met a woman from Wuhan 10 days ago while prepping, she was also prepping
>supermarkets still full of products
>nobody is panicking "it's just a flu bro"
>fucking nothing so far
>just wearing out one respirator cartridge

why is the audio so shit now? this is a joke

why do you first worlders have more cases than us?
Honestly What the ACTUAL fuck is going on?

Does this mean this is a bio-weapon created to fulfil some sort of goal?
Is that the reason that the niggerhole is ignored completely from this plague?

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...to work

Went on the bus

I've had a sore throat

Now I'm sneezing now fever sore throats gone

How fucked am I ?

REPEAT AFTER ME
STILL
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PANDEMY

testing asians is racist

At least its not because of you ending the world

don't be a racist
be two racist

youtube.com/watch?v=0yQKbiMPsiY
youtube.com/watch?v=0yQKbiMPsiY
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youtube.com/watch?v=0yQKbiMPsiY

better audio

Just no.

Bro you are cringe, I wish I could come and coof on you.

who nigger is starting to prep people for nwo kike takeover.
the kikes think they can benefit from this.
my sweet corona chan, please exterminate these creatures from the face of this world.

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get checked.

We don't know anything. Don't trust this fucking board you retarded bong.
Stay safe.

you'll most likely survive today and for the next week but that's all i can promise. This is the real deal. Sorry man

I KNOW RIGHT?!!!
Like are we not licking enough fucking railings or elevator buttons? Let's get this fuckshow running hard here.
I'm getting seriously annoyed.

Anyone have a source for the cytokine storm theory?

>Prime minister of Sweden taking the right approach
CONFIRMED FUCKED

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Thousands of discharged ready to be new batch of infections, this time with x10 the initial death rate

You could always be me brother, I’m a fireman/medic, I have to respond to “flu like symptoms “ several times a week, any one of these calls could be the one that gives it to me.

WHO WANT "AGGRESSIVE CONTAINMENT"

God I hate the virtuesignalling when it comes to this, its a fucking lethal pathogen for christs sake

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Because this is a nothingburger. Coronachan has been around since NOVEMBER and even Hongcouver is doing fine.

This bitch is going to be screaming as Asians to get the fuck away from her whenever people around her start getting really sick and dying.

thanks

how fucked are we now that the hordes will pass through gayreece and arrive at civilized world?

twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1235545017755762688

It's a nothingburger. there should be deaths from infection from weeks ago, yet there is nothing.
And the talk about deaths being hidden has no proof.

go hug a chink pls

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NEVER SURRENDER

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honestly, who else needs MORE THEN A FUCKING MINUTE to post something?
this is getting insane FUCKING FIX THIS!

The police department has your back florida bros

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Put it up your ass northoid. Fucking Muslim inbred.

Dry coughs, chest pains, and fevers are the most common symptoms for the virus. I would do a check up with your doctor immediately.

>>DONT GIVE UP
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A live example of the globohomo breakdown. It's happening and there's nothing they can do but make hand signs.

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POLITICAL COMMITMENT OF THE HIGHEST ORDER

>EVERYTHING WE CAN DO TO CONTAIN IT
EXCEPT BAN FLIGHTS FROM CHINA

C O M P R E HE N S I V E
A P P R O A C H

L E T S
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F O R
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>just admit we are fucked already you fucking faggot

The WHOnigger is on the verge of panic right now

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FUCK THE WHO
>FUCK THE WHO
FUCK THE WHO
>FUCK THE WHO
FUCK THE WHO
>FUCK THE WHO
FUCK THE WHO
>FUCK THE WHO
FUCK THE WHO
>FUCK THE WHO
FUCK THE WHO
>FUCK THE WHO

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This conference is retarded

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WHO cunts just said
>please don't give up
>it cannot be contained
>we need to try

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POLITICAL INTERVENTION IS SURGICAL INTERVENTION
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>UN praising swedeniggers
There's a novelty.

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These are pakis and moroccans. The syrians havent even gotten there yet with the IRAN STRAIN

Jaffa calling

Sore throat is ~18% of cases, so it’s unlikely.
Have a dry cough in Seattle, no fever yet. Might be over for me bro’s

latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-04/despite-coronavirus-the-l-a-marathon-will-go-on-officials-say

>Jason Redmond, 45, plans to fly from Seattle to L.A. to run his first marathon this weekend. He and a childhood friend agreed to jog the course together.

DONT GIVE UP
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T SURRENDER

Clear cookies and switch IP's
Could be some asshole had your IP before

WHEN ARE THEY FINALLY GONNA CLOSE THE SCHOOLS THIS IS NOT FUN ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>don't surrender, don't give up
>when he's the only person ever saying that

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reverse psychology.

"northoid'

so brave, you are a literal shitskin and no amount of 'fair and lovely' is going to change that.

Choke on your sambhar, Murti.

>If you don't do any testing, there won't be any tests

You can really twist it to make "it's just a flu bro" a true statement this way.
All those people will be listed under flu sufferers.

I don't think Indians care about any diseases...

There are two types of leafs, the hyper aware and completely unaware. I've seen people prepping besides myself and I've been spreading the news all around my workplace about how bad it is and people are listening, but most Canadians would rather remain ignorant.

t. Surrender

BURGER LAND IS AT IT AGAIN

latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-04/despite-coronavirus-the-l-a-marathon-will-go-on-officials-say
>latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-04/despite-coronavirus-the-l-a-marathon-will-go-on-officials-say
latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-04/despite-coronavirus-the-l-a-marathon-will-go-on-officials-say
>latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-04/despite-coronavirus-the-l-a-marathon-will-go-on-officials-say

25,000 PEOPLE FROM 50 STATES AND 35 COUNTRIES SHOULDER TO SHOULDER FOR 4-5 HOURS SWEATING, SPITTING, AND GETTING CUPS OF WATER FROM THOUSANDS OF UNSCREENED VOLUNTEERS
OH YEAH

A C C E L E R A T E
>A C C E L E R A T E
A C C E L E R A T E
>A C C E L E R A T E
GAME OVER

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Smart guy. I would much prefer to be treated by control freak mongoloids than an affirmative action mutt

Where's Gary?

NOOOO IT'S NOT A PANDEMIC! STOP USING THE P-WORD!!!

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Just self isolate
Thats what they told Italians

wtf is the iran strain? what did I miss? I was concentrated on the idlib matter for the last week.

Wait a second...

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Yeah .. same here, 5 Captchas in a row.

Ok how many Chainlink cryptocurrency tokens for a set of milkers like that ?

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makes sense if i got this virus ill NEVER GIVE UP and spread this everywhere i go.

THAT BITCH IS LYING
THAT BITCH IS LYING
THAT BITCH IS LYING

Same for Australia leafbro

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Locked in my basement

That pic is brilliant

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Corona-chan is picking up the pace again.

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guys i feel nervous, where is gary
i need my threadly dose of gary to keep me calm and say everything is alright

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Another leaf a few days ago was saying that pneumonia deaths in leafland in 2020 so far have already surpassed pneumonia deaths for all of 2019. Maybe you can dig into that and give us a source.

Nothing is happening, imagine being blueballed for entire week, Jesus fuck.
There should be more deaths in Europe because chinks from Wuhan were coming here before lockdown.
EXPLAIN THAT DAMMIT

Source you bot disinfo heeb

they'll die together as well

Its even beneath a dog

On a scale of 1-10, how badly is the US going to fuck this up?

I understand the sentiment, but drowning in your own body fluids from COVID pneumonia seems like a really shitty way to go

Isn't los angeles one of the cities which need nuking along with san fran and new york

youtube.com/watch?v=0yQKbiMPsiY

> THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>DONT GIVE UBBB
DONT GIVE UBBBB

>FAILURE TO CONTAIN IS FAILURE TO SURVIVE
FAILURE TO CONTAIN IS FAILURE TO SURVIVE

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The west coast might as well be wiped off the face of the planet at this point with how they are handling it.

Any word on when NYC will be in shambles?

>COUGHING

>2 hour delay
Good sign.

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NOOOOOOO NOT MY P-WORD
NOT THE WIDESPREAD EPIDEMICS

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>someone is coofing during the stream

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COUGHING

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WHO DIRECTOR DRY COUGHING

Free China! Human rights for China. CCP needs to be dismantled.

>THE PAPER TALKED ABOUT HOW SEVERE THE OTHER STRAIN WAS
>THE PAPER TALKED ABOUT HOW SEVERE THE OTHER STRAIN WAS
>THE PAPER TALKED ABOUT HOW SEVERE THE OTHER STRAIN WAS
>THE PAPER TALKED ABOUT HOW SEVERE THE OTHER STRAIN WAS
>THE PAPER TALKED ABOUT HOW SEVERE THE OTHER STRAIN WAS

THOSE DAMN LIARS.

Corona-Chan, Bringer of Pestilence, will destroy Toronto and Trudeau will be infected.

Check 'em.

it's seasonal
local hospitals should stock up on respirators and body bags
people will get used to anything

Check the chart.
www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/health//health-topics/coronavirus.page

Gary why are you LARPing as this "snoob" - just post the thing

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WHO DIRECTOR COUGHING ON STREAM
youtube.com/watch?v=0yQKbiMPsiY&feature=emb_logo

10/10

But user said I'll be fine in NY.

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They're doing very little testing compared to other countries

>TEDROS COOFING

correlation is not causation. with the so2 emissions from wuhan area, and strontium 60 in the ash, its burning bodies. Also winds from volcano blow to Australia not Japan.

My normie family is going to die

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>COOF COOF

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Interesting, will investigate.
Thanks for the tip, user.

>Thinking being white in 2020 amount to anything.

Suck my dick laude. Your entire Existence is a fucking lie. Fucking leeches.
Raped a girl yet?
did you take your regular shit in the street pajeet?

9/11

Do these people realize that they are going to get executed by all the people they are fucking over after this is all done?

They are signing their own death warrants as the angry mob won't care after they see their friends and family die.

baste

Just the flu

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WHO COOFING AAAAAA LOL

We're out of tests,

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kek

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More recoveries than new cases since Feb 19
Lmao these threads are pathetic

There's no one in wuhan. You can check the livestream of the city and it's a ghost town.

I love you Abbygail

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HE SAID THE P WORD

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Thanks, very helpful! I also would like to add "cough in people's face to signal that you are healthy and they have nothing to fear from you"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE MENTAL OLYMPICS BY TEDROS

>dont give up
>we should not give up
no one, literally no one is saying this. fucking nigger.

SVENANON NO

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I’m glad we finally have an excuse to discriminate chinks publicly again. God, I hate those fucking bugs

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I should not have laughed at that as hard as I did.

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HE SAID THE P WORD
>HE SAID THE P WORD
HE SAID THE P WORD
>HE SAID THE P WORD
HE SAID THE P WORD
>HE SAID THE P WORD
"THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT DAY WE'RE ON A PANDEMIC OR ABOUT AND I DO BELIEVE THAT, BUT HERE ARE COUNTRIES THAT MANAGED TO CONTAIN IT"

THERE'S NO WAY TO CONTAIN

Come on guys!!!! Corona needs our energy to assimilate Tedros!!! Coof coof take my energy coronachan

What?

This nigger cannot give a straight answer can he. He talks until you forget what the fuck the question was.

So HHS is basically just saying we aren't prepared and are underfunded. And their plan of "self quarantine" works "98% of the time", because we don't have the capacity to quarantine people.
youtube.com/watch?v=Vpi-cYuWMlE

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>>DON'T GIVE UP

On containment. They are concerned that countries think that can survive if they fail to contain.

They can't

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This year, roughly 27,000 athletes have registered from all 50 states and more than 78 countries
Is this how it ends?

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The time to panic was a month ago

I fucked up

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kek

My grandma is infected I think. Ok so first my grandpa came home and was sick with a cough, then I got a mild cold but got rid of it in 3 days, but my grandma also has it and shes still sick.

>Holding facility
>Whops one animal had it so we had to kill them all.

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That would be terrible. We should absolutely not FLIP CARS AND KILL POLITICIANS over the mishandling of the coronavirus. That would be unacceptable

I've been continuously lobbying unions and the health ministry of Denmark for days to allow people to wear protective gear at work to limit spread.

I'm really hoping it's gonna pay off.

Kek. Thanks.

>We aren't going to call it a pandemic
>But we will treat it like a pandemic

>WE SHOULD NOT GIVE UP

WE SHOULD NOT GIVE UP

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WE SHOULD NOT GIVE UP

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WE SHOULD NOT GIVE UP

check these, im immune

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How did we get to classifying it Pandemic is giving up?

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She's already gone m8, my condolences

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>start testing
>every test positive
>whoooops you guys don't fit the criteria no more testing atm :))))

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>IF WE HIT THW PANDEMIC, WE'LL SAY IT.
>IF WE HIT THW PANDEMIC, WE'LL SAY IT.
>IF WE HIT THW PANDEMIC, WE'LL SAY IT.
>IF WE HIT THW PANDEMIC, WE'LL SAY IT.

NO PROBLEMS BRUH LOL

I WANT TO SEE DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE.
is it safe to fuck a corona corpse?
(asking for a friend?

>www1.nyc.gov/site/doh/health//health-topics/coronavirus.page

Am i missing something here? The jew lawyer who traveled around in midtown and his jew family + neighbor all have it.
So how are there only 3 cases?

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None of the shit countries are testing for this. Iran is doing more just by actually testing people.

>WE'LL TOTALLY CALL IT A PANDEMIC WHEN IT'S TIME TRUST US
>HE SAYS IN THE VOICE OF A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

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WHAT COUNTRIES ARE EVEN LEFT TO GET INFECTED

Pretty sure the sheets are just to keep cameras from seeing the gurney/patient.

he's a nigger, that's what they do.

WHY CONTAIN IT?
S'COOL.

End of the world user was referring to this probably.

REMINDER REMINDER REMINDER
>THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS WILL BE TRAVELING ABROAD AND AROUND THE COUNTRY FOR SPRING BREAK
The US is pretty spread out but you can bet with all of us mutts flying on planes and stopping at gas stations will ensure that this virus spreads to every nook and cranny of the entire country as well as Mexico and the Caribbean.

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No testing, calling the deaths pneumonia. Chinks flying home.

reporting corona is Racists!

>ALREADY CONTAINED IT
>ALREADY CONTAINED IT

Worldwide infection.jpg
Ok Tedros, bringer-of-death.

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You didn't think he got that job through his amazing medical skills, did you?

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Your seed causes it

>works 98% of the time
So 2% of the time it doesn't work? Meaning self-quarantine doesn't work? More of this bullshit rhetoric. Same strategy as "80% of cases are mild and if you are young your symptoms will be mild," which really means "have fun burying your parents."

>making it into more and more countries with weaker health systems
Its in every single country that has a good health system in fact most of the countries with weaker health systems have been the least affected

>We don't know anything. Don't trust this fucking board you retarded bong.
>Stay safe.I
This
Based panjeet

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wow an old lady got ill
must be corona

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>she has it and shows 0 symptoms
There are actually a ton of cases like this. WebMD did an AMA on plebbit and while it was a lot of "everything is fine", they were a lot more transparent. Someone asked what measures we'd have to do to contain it in the US and the answer was basically "We can't, the cat's out of the bag". I don't remember the percent, but a lot of the cases were extremely mild, and a lot of the milder cases were just completely asymptomatic and never developed them, and I think that's why this has such a tendency to spread so quickly.

Memes become reality.

THIS

Its the poo in loo

"international epidemic"
>Its ALMOST a PANDEMIC

>Shitskin confirmed, LMAO.

Drink some bleach

Tell you what, none of this will matter once this pandemic hits us. I would help you if you needed help fren, I dont care about your skin or who you are. Just stop calling people whitoids or wanting to see them die. I dont wish anyone to die from this chinkshit AIDS.

He wins the special Olympics with that speech.

Even so, there should be more people dropping dead on the streets.

>countries are containing it so we can't call it a pandemic
Nigger nobody has contained it.. jumping to this conclusion purely from "confirmed" reported cases is nigger tier stupid

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Are you a government official?

>the extreme health nuts dropping like flies
What is Poetic justice

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What's the total number of tests user?

A nigger and a woman

I personally agree that it is too much. Violence under any circumstances is wrong.

bad luck chap , has she got big tits?

Not wrong. Also known as the best kind of right.

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Check mine or even my tec 9, kapow

>it can be controlled
>no we arent going to test anyone
>just the flu

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WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, ill defined
who.int/docs/default-source/coronaviruse/situation-reports/20200303-sitrep-43-covid-19.pdf

5-Mar: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

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ARGUING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UNCONTROLLABLE AND UNCONTROLLED
>ARGUING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UNCONTROLLABLE AND UNCONTROLLED
ARGUING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UNCONTROLLABLE AND UNCONTROLLED
>ARGUING THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN UNCONTROLLABLE AND UNCONTROLLED

WE ARE FUCKED
>WE ARE FUCKED
WE ARE FUCKED
>WE ARE FUCKED
WE ARE FUCKED
>WE ARE FUCKED

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I hope wokeness is illness+50

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UNCONTROLLED SPREAD
>UNCONTROLLED SPREAD
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No

>I got back from hong kong recently
>have been feeling ill, fever, ulcers/drymouth, shallow breathing, aching/dead right arm
>havent said a word to my fiance because didnt want to seem like im panicking
>fiance has independently started saying they have a headache and a fever
>couldnt sleep last night kept getting woken up having seemingly stopped breathing weirdly and shooting up out of bed inhaling
wish me luck de lads

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I love you Abbygail

No. A concerned citizen with internet access, years of shitposting experience, and lots of free time.

WHO CONFERENCE CALL NUMBER
vocaroo.com/a2cOMA0jHTl
vocaroo.com/a2cOMA0jHTl
vocaroo.com/a2cOMA0jHTl
CALL IN AND SPREAD AWARENESS!

Tedros should be executed for crimes against humanity

when is spring break ?

>family keeps buying pirated clothes from china
>everything in our pantry has a lifetime of a month, half of it is already expired
>too poor myself to prep alone
At least I’ll die with them I guess

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those are cases in NYC only
as in, all of those people are IN NYC but not all are residents
you need to check the new york state site for full state numbers

COUPLE WEEKS
>COUPLE WEEKS
COUPLE WEEKS
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-05/u-s-won-t-meet-coronavirus-test-rollout-goal-senators-say

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>DOGGU SOUP

I think corona chan is inside me CVG.
My girlfriend works at the BC ferries ferry terminal so i have a clear route of exposure. Yesterday i was in a funny thread and I laughed for like 10minutes. I laughed so hard i gave myself asthma. I've never had asthma before in my life but i know what it's like, my airway became very tight and i made a whistling noise when i breathed. The swelling went down over the next half hour but i have had a mild coof ever since. My breathing still feels a bit labored and if i breathe in too deep i coof. Now i'm going to University and if i really do have corona chan lots of students are going to breathe in my coofs

DOGGO

lmao these WHO niggers seethe internally every time the dog question comes up

EXECUTE ALL PETS

at the same time if thats true then it means the death rate is way lower than we think

>another question about the heckin' doggerinoes
Fuck journalism.

guys trust us we're just not there yet

No

Get her checked, does she have any underlying illness ?

Just pray it isn't true. That would mean a mortality rate of 40-60% fir everyone who gets reinfected. It could jump from a few thousands to a few million deaths in no time at all if it is true. Our system would crash when this wave becomes to big and a second corana wave would hit a few months later. People would just drop like flies left and right.

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I fucking hate peter andre I hope he dies

That’s sort of silly. Washing your hands really is going to do fuck all.

>Palestine 4
Now its 7

And his numbers are based on the Ebola and west nile outbreaks, where everyone knows ebola and west nile are scary as shit. Any trumpcucks told to self quarantine over Covid-19 will call it fake news and go around infecting everyone.

>Trudeau will be infected
9922
An independent assessment by two dozen Canadian academics found that Trudeau has kept 92 percent of his campaign promises
top. fucking. kek.

Feeeeeelings-protection

>Last question goes to chink reporter who asks a repeat question

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this

For my leafy brethren it is next week

Why do you retards think all your utilities will work when SHTF? Gas deliveries stop first, followed by internet, followed by electricity, followed by cell towers (and everything else on the grid), and finally, your water will be shut off. Fucking retards and their "comfy steam games bring on the apocalypse UwU" bullshit, you're all going to starve to death.

Pope got it. California got it. Chinks got it. Sounds like the real KARA BOGA if you ask me. divine punishment. gas the planet

lmao dr nigger so bored he's on his phone

they're not calling it a "pandemic" because the WHO director general is corrupt.

"Pandemic bonds" exist. They only pay out once an issue is declared a 'pandemic'. Wall street don't want to pay up on these bonds. Go figure...

reuters.com/article/us-global-pandemic-insurance-idUSKBN19J2JJ

>we'll give the virus to the most vulnerable
IE THE RICH
IE THE RICH
WHY CONTAIN IT FOR THE POOR

These fucks are responsible for the health of the planet? What the fuck

I can't wait to die

Why didn't the world end today? Yas Forums promised me the Happening i want it to end ffs!

>I dont wish anyone to die
No, your shithole definitely needs to die with the nigger-continent.

>Drink some bleach
Low-iq inbred pajeet. I'm literally shitting on the whiteoids. I'm completely fine with myself.
Stop acting like you give a shit.
This is a meme board, it's not meant for "Discussions and sympathy"

NOOO NOT THE PAN-EPIDEMICS

This

>▶
they are but most europeans are total fucking faggot retards and breathe through their assholes

>chinese doctors in full hazmat suits still getting infected because the virus gets into the air when they take their gear off and they breathe it in
lavas las manos!

you in sydney?

onlinetonegenerator.com/dtmf.html

I just want school canceled bros.

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>just a flu bro

>Friend works in private clinic
>Yesterday the third case goes to that clinic
>Friend is already sick but swears is just a flu
>We are going to meet on saturday

My time has come. 8M here I come!

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>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DOGS?? ARE THE DOGS SAFE TO EAT?

Outliers are always common in statistics. You are bound to have a few where these scenarios happen. The virus has been very well contained so far.

that's crazy talk. The WHO would tell us if it was a pandemic. It's just a series of interconnected epidemics, that requires a concerted global effort because it's not contained.
but it's not a pandemic.

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The absolute state of mankind: Waiting for some cunt to utter a word and 'allow' common sense actions to be taken.

Just wipe us the fuck out, holy shit.

Hyperbased find

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want to know so i can avoid a 20km radius around u

IT'S ALREADY OVER LMAO WTF THANKS FOR HELPING WHO NIGGERS

Bro they're intentionally not testing people

>This old thing...
user, did you READ IT?
It's an advertisement for vicks Vap-o-rub...

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Based Gojibro
>inb4Zilla

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No proof yet, but unless the Iran government is padding the deaths, its certainly behaving differently in Iran.
Iran is not a third world country despite being a muslim shithole for many decades.
I have many Iranian friends who are very high IQ and educated in world matters. The fact that they've been under sanctions for so long and still have a better metro system than many american cities is telling.
You can expect what is in Iran to spread to Turkey, Iran and Syria very soon if it has not already done so.

ALSO DONT FORGET ABOUT THE BRAZIL MUTATION.

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I can't wait for the rallies to spread this shit like wildfire.

Regeringen er ligeglad, de vil gøre alt de kan for at holde det nede, indtil folk dør i gaderne vil de smide mis-information i hovedet på normies

This fucking Irish wanker why does he keep laughing and smiling holy shit does he feel no remorse for his actions
God fucking DAMNIT AAAAAAAA YOU POTATO NIGGER SHOW A MODICUM OF RESPECT FOR THE PEOPLE YOU ARE LYING TOO

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>outliers are common in statistics
>the statistics indicate 14% of recovered test positive again
that's not an outlier, m8

Calm down, its not even noon in the only part of the world that matters

Because there’s a massive gap between apocalypse and what this is.

It’s far from nothing but it’s not a god damn zombie movie. The shills are right about the crazy retards who think the world is ending.

I AGREE!!

Checked and coofed

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This has an extremely simple solution user

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But border rasis but muh African enrichment

And anyone who works indoors or takes public transit is going to breathe it in.