/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #1607

REAL THREAD:
>REAL THREAD:
REAL THREAD:

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Oh nononononono.

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>68 million dead

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Argibro thread, use it instead:

Vaccine today filled my with a retarded version of rabies so there is no room for you Corona. You will have to come back later

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>MEMEFAG HAS PREDICTED A GLOBAL CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC
ftfy cunt

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE APPROACHING THE UPPER END OF INCUBATION TIME- YOU ARE PROBABLY IN THE CLEAR
YOU MAY HAVE MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED!

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I'll show YOU a macaco!
*unzips dick*

>tune in to WHO briefing livestream
>loud coughing can be heard throughout the room
>not a single official wearing a mask

is it safe to assume ethiopians can't be the director general of anything?

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checked, listening in

>HHS chairman confirms there's a difference between the N95s you get at a hardware store and what they use at hospitals
>and there's a shortage for the splash resistant ones used in hospitals
>thus implying if the Surgeon General is saying not to buy the masks because healthcare workers need them, SG is either retarded or accidentally let slip we're going to need millions of masks and we're fucked
youtube.com/watch?v=Vpi-cYuWMlE

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Reminder that only 1.7% of healthy people die, 3.4% for all people.

From those:
>Over 50% of the deaths are over 80
>Over 80% over 70
>Over 92.5% over 60
>Over 97.3% over 50

You've 0.045% chances of death if you're healthy under 50 person. Double the chances if you include people with medical issues. Closer to the regular flu for young people. The panic is for old people and we should make effort to keep them safe.

This is so fucking boring.
>sitting in office
>respirator by my side
>have box of nitrile gloves in bag
>only been wearing respirator to-and-fro the office, which is a five minute walk home
>waiting for something to finally HAPPOOOON

CORONA CHAN PLEASE.

IDTR is the best metric we have to assess the global happening level.

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68 million is smaller than spanish flu lmao

Why is the deaths in this table 297?

>you could have prevented this!

Tedros coofed!

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last thread someone asked for this

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wrong pic

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>"There are countries that have shown [covid-19] can be contained."
Which countries besides China
>"Those who have fought hard, have already contained it."
Please elaborate, Tedros.

>"Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
>archive.is/MF0fv
I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU FOR WEEKS NOW

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just a flu bro

We’re going to have leper colonies again, aren’t we?

Uuuuuuh Rome bros?

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Show Milan.

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e porcoddio nemico dell'amore

>June 5th
>100% less than average at this time
And here is why that's a good thing!

>surge of reinfections
Imagine believing this retarded meme

Even commie city

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Thats literally nothing..... Except for europe which would mean a good portion of its pop....

The BEST CASE SCENARIO would be 4billion dead all over.

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No because it doesn’t exist. Take your meds.

> Elite Dangerous
Lolligerjoj....?

China has been warning doctors about reinfections since January. Korea and Japan have also warned about them.
But i guess that until some diversity hire at the WHO says reinfection/dormancy is a thing, you'll just keep at it, wont you?

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This nothingburger has officially been declared a CFR of 3.4% by Tedros. If that doesn't make you nothingburgers shit your pants, you're retarded.

Why? Because you know Tedros is a lying communist who is downplaying this clown show.

HI Rob

Why didn’t you listen today

Viruses typically mutate towards less lethal, cause evolution

guys the who director says everything is fine.
he's one of the most respected doctors on the planet in the field of nigger medicine

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The CFR is based on the time it has had to kill people in Korea, Japan, and Italy. All countries where all if not the majority of infected(so far) have been able to receive oxygen therapy and access to respirators.
When the number of infected grows, the CFR will grow too as most will not have access to medical care. The CFR without ICU access is 55% according to the gooks.
3.5 is already a meme on /g/, i guess now it's being re-purposed for us.

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150 million and about 18 trillion

The Spanish Flu killed 50~100m and the Black Death killed 75~200m. And these were with much lower populations. Git gud coronachan.

They were probably more honest with their numbers as well. We don't know how many are dead.

>And these were with much lower populations.
and also literally 0 healthcare
not comparable

Talk about a huge fucking larp,
These threads are purely Chinese propoganda aimed at damaging the US economy, herbal essence this shit

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Those are approximated numbers, the real number of deaths will only be known after the world population will be counted at the end of the year.

True. However when it comes to the level of healthcare, it's going to reach medieval levels once oxygen therapy/respirators run out. Stock up on Somali semen and hide in the woods Svenne.

So it's not as bad as Mumps and Whooping cough? Even TB is probably worse.

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WHAT THE FUCK
WHY THE FUCK ITALIAN'S DEATH SO HIGH

>+12
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN AUSTRIA!!!! STOP THIS BULLSHIIIIIITTTT

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At this point, you people have been so consistently wrong, that I can only assume it's far worse than articles like this suggest.
scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3065091/coronavirus-recovered-patient-dies-china-reports-139-new-cases

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You have made yourself known.

Old people and a lot of testing

>3.5 is already a meme on /g/, i guess now it's being re-purposed for us.

Tedros literally said this at the WHO briefing under two hours ago. You're a complete faggot.

Keep telling yourself the Chink numbers are real. We know for sure this 3.5% CFR is WHO mangled bullshit not including all the welding in their homes and deliberately undeclared "over quota" deaths.

Keep living with your head in the sand, faggot.

It's more contagious than smallpox that wiped out all the wuwuwuwus in America, all it will take is a mutation with more lethality with this long asymptomatic dormancy to make this come to your mom's basement.

denmark has 20 now

>1 (One) guy dies after 'recovering'
Hurr durr gfmdlgngf oldmdetserme rspkgdkmk gmckmdprgd
Come back with a statistically significant sample size.

Take a good look, this is what a Chinese shill looks like.

Swedish Corona cases just jumped up to 92.
Source: svt.se/nyheter/utrikes/senaste-nytt-om-coronaviruset

Also, hilarious seeing boomers send in comments to the SVT livefeed there calling shit on the terrible reporting.

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The video of that chinese city just screaming has been removed and replaced with propaganda.

kinda, we have treatments and vaccines for them though

Why the hell won't our government tell us about suspected cases? My local government don't tell us anything about suspected virus people, not the region they live, where they buy food. A lot of these people live with family members. Are they quarantining the family members too?

Remember China has everything to gain from damaging the US economy . Herbal essence should be applied in all corona threads

>3.8% DEATH RATE IN ITALY
>3.8% DEATH RATE IN ITALY
>3.8% DEATH RATE IN ITALY
>3.8% DEATH RATE IN ITALY
>3.8% DEATH RATE IN ITALY
>3.8% DEATH RATE IN ITALY
>3.8% DEATH RATE IN ITALY

You completely misread my post.
I'm a Danish neckbeard NEET, i doubt i could the chinks pay more for shilling than i get in welfare. So i'm a patriot and can freely spread my distaste for bugmen. Are you a schizo or is this just your LARP of the day?

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>statistically significant sample of recovered patients
Yeah I'll just get right on that with this uhhhhhhh weeks-long disease that didn't exist in western countries until weeks ago, you fucking retard

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I’m sick but my wife keeps going out, my daughter goes to school. This virus is shitty but so long as you’re not fat you should be ok

Coronachan infects the mind as well it seems.

website?

444 cases here
No one dead yet

Must be the arischen Supergene :^)

EVERYTHING IS COMPROMISED

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Football star in the audience at a football match turns out to have Coronavirus, hundreds could have been infected (all the idiots who went to say hi and shake his hand during the match). Use google translate:
>brondby.com/nyhed/2020/03/05/vigtig-information-til-fans-fra-myndighederne

tomtom.com/en_gb/traffic-index

>brøndby
And nothing of value was lost.

>You completely misread my post.

Alright agreed. Lack of sleep, lack of caffeine.
Let's pray to fuck this isn't going to hit 55% in the non-bugmen part of the world.

Singapore is an example, as long as you ignore the Australian that probably caught it here.