Soooooo does he have a plan for Trump’s adderall fueled autism when they finally debate? Biden isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Soooooo does he have a plan for Trump’s adderall fueled autism when they finally debate...
It’s gonna be a real massacre for Drumpf...a real fkn BLOOD BATH
Socialists for Sanders will be cheering Trump on... Make us proud Donny!
Biden will counter by grabbing his penni and whispering into his ear.
Listen, Jack. I'm gonna whip Zion Don harder than I whipped Corn Pop and Shylock Sanders.
Tone down the disrespect you dog faced pony soldier
>Soooooo does he have a plan for Trump’s adderall fueled autism when they finally debate?
I could win this so easily.
Hillarys health was failing but her mind was still fully operational. And Trump still destroyed her in the debates.
Biden is going to forget where he is and start shouting radnom incoherent stuff again like a drunk tramp in the park.
Trump will not do a single debate
screencap this
he has nothing to gain from it
reminder biden had brain surgery in may 1988
He will challenge Trump to a pushup contest. Trump will turn the tables by challenging him to sing the national anthem
It will be bad for Biden as Trump loves to adlib and Biden's broken brain will have a hard time with that.
He's going to short circuit on the debate stage and it's going to be epic.
CHEETO SUPREMO IS GONNA RUN WILD ON HIM BROTHER
I'd almost put money on him trying to physically threaten Trump especially if it's just them in 2 chairs like the Hillary debate
Didn't Biden ask Trump to fight him at some point before?
trumps a typical bully, the moment biden gives him any resistance he will wilt under the pressure. remember biden is a former green beret washout (he passed all the physical stuff but he couldn't stop drinking and got discharged for getting in a fight and putting his CO in the hospital) so the trick with biden is to try to avoid direct conflict, because if you take biden head on he will revert back to his old self and stand his ground, say something that sounds silly but looks tough, and basically push trump. and trump is essentially an old fat new york jew, he doesn't want to get physically embarrassed on a stage in front of millions.
biden is a total nightmare for trump in terms of debate style, because he rambles and is incoherent so nothing he says can be used in any way to return an attack. ramblin' joe will go on for 5 minutes and can end with a quip like:
>listen fat, you're a one term president and we should all be thankful because it was a disaster, you turned president obama and my work in four years into a swamp that will take me twice as long to clean up
and trump will be unable to reply because if the economy tanks by september he has NOTHING to show for his first four years. see the trick with biden is that he is likeable. you might not like him, but there is a large swath of the american public which likes inoffensive, bland, white dads. biden is your grandfather, he is gentle, and a little creepy, but always smiles and refuses to take shit. whereas trump is a bit of a blowhard, has serious ego cracks which begin to show if you ACTUALLY watch him perform his stand up routine to his peanut gallery. sanders and trump will be a debate about issues, biden vs trump would be endless debates about weight and age and clothes and fake teeth and fake hair etc.
>you know, donald trump is a real showman, well show us something trump, cos from where im standing you're all show and hardly a man.
read this in biden's voice. it CRUSHES because it rings true
he's going to play his banjo and stare at trump
Someone tells you suck a bag of dicks and you have a several year long protracted meltdown. I don't think so big guy.
I'm hoping Trump triggers Biden so hard that he challenges Trump to a fist fight.
It's going to be fun because Biden is about as gaffe prone and has the same don't give a shit attitude
Gonna be honestly great senpai watching two dementia riddled boomers bumble about on stage
that he is going to win the nom is a psyop.
Delegates still pending allocation per Super Tuesday state:
Bernie
CA - 144
CO - 27
UT - 17
Biden
MA - 3
Current delegate totals overall:
Biden - 566
Bernie - 501
FISTICUFFS
ALTHOUGH THAT WOULD BE MALARKEY
ITS GONNA BE A BOOM OFF
Not defending Hillary but after getting plastered in the first debate, she did do much better in the final two. She may have even won the second one. Does anybody think Biden can do that? Honest question, this fucking guy spaces out and rambles. The Dems gonna sacrifice him this cycle to Moochele Obama can run in 2024?
Trump absolutely killed Hillary in the second debate
Did you even watch it?
ATROCIOUS TIMELINE
A WOMAN PRESIDENT OF AMERICA IS A COMPLETELY ABSURD NOTION
They will give Ole Joe some quaaludes and he'll be fine.
>couldn't stop drinking and got discharged for getting in a fight and putting his CO in the hospital
They’re not sending they’re best, folks.
Bernie exponentially outspent Biden in all aspects of the campaign - advertising, opening field offices, hiring staffers, etc. Only Bloomberg and Steyer spent more. He has the backing of all kinds of Hollywood celebrities, with their millions of social media followers. He has a rabid cult of online trolls and shitposters. But yeah, it's the DNC's fault that voters aren't buying his message. NO REFUNDS, fags.
you know damn well she got the debate questions in advance
Trump's goal during the debates is going to be coming up with random shit to confuse and disorient Biden. Once Biden starts babbling senile nonsense on a televised debate with Trump the race is over.
The thing is no one knows how to beat trump. I really can't think of a way either. Well actually if someone was just a straight up white nationalist maybe...
His wife will debate
She is the handler
Biden doesn’t give a shit lol he knows he won’t win the actual election. He’s just doing what they tell him and hoping it works.
He should be in jail
Anyone who has watched Biden at the debates and at his own rallies know Biden is mentally degraded. Biden has and will require the media to cover for him at every opportunity as Hilary did in 2016. Biden cannot operate on his own and will require his handlers and media to do the work for him
Do you remember when he debated Paul Ryan in the VP debate of 2012?
Biden just laughed and laughed at whatever Ryan said.
It infuriated Ryan.
Biden's got some level of dementia. In a functioning society that would disqualify a candidate, but we're in the the united clown states so get the popcorn for the debates.
To beat Trump, you need someone who will just call him out on his failed promises
That was almost a decade ago
Kek how many times has he done this
I think the senility is an act, Pelosi and the Clintons doing the same thing
I want Trump to arrive on stage with toilet paper coming out of his pants or on his shoe or something
he is so fucking gangster, what if he pulled a pint of hagan daaz out of his coat pocket and started eating it during the debate?
GANGSTA
>It infuriated Ryan.
fuck that sniveling little cuntwipe, did he leave yet like he said he would?
This man had a part of his brain removed after having a stroke. Tip
Top shape fucking trolls Biden 2020
Lol ok. Lets see how he does agaisnt Bernie first.
I'd like to point out you can be mentally incompetent, as judged by all your peers and family, and still retain a seat on the Supreme Court
Many times at many of his events
We'll find out when he get's there but right now we got to focus on suppressing Bernie
Biden struggles to recite the declaration of Independence.
That’s his daughter?
Look at the reactions everyone’s either wincing or beaming with joy
>does he have a plan for Trump’s adderall fueled autism
Sure, but he can't remember it right now.
Bidawg can't compete on stage with Berndawg.
Every security expert says voting machines are unsafe, a d easily hacked. Make what you will of that.
bernie absolutely murders biden because bernie is some autistic calculator about his pie in the sky economic programs. it will be a real boondoggle to get biden past sanders and sell it as a legitimate win, because bernie is a debate god.
>look i respect your opinion but your point of view is misguided. a lifetime of experience has taught me that if you don't help people who are asking for a hand they become desperate and we dont need any more desperation in america, it's time for a return to traditional american values, fairness, opportunity and the real deal, something called the new deal, which helped lift this country out of a dark depression and built most of the infrastructure that has made us a powerful nation today and is sadly in much need of repair
he can go on and on while biden will look like a political baboon (which is basically what he is). biden's real problem is a long list of absolute lies he told to get obama elected the first two times, and he drags that dead body into every serious political discussion he engages.
>where was the wall street regulation joe?
>what happened to green energy joe, u fracked up half the country?
>peace in the middle east joe? your administration dropped bombs every day
>health care? why did premiums go up? why couldn't americans keep their doctors?
it goes on and on with obama who was a wall street puppet and got two past the uneducated american public, but there is a sharper audience now and open blatant lies wont work as well anymore when you can google any fact or statistic instantly.
so biden is being held back and away from sanders who would mow him down with kindness. what you really need is to derail the topic and just have biden rant and rave, which is why so many clips of him go viral. he's funny in a largely unintentional way. can you remember the last time anything sanders said made any type of news or media or internet attention? biden daily feeds into the attention machine.
When is the Biden vs Bernie debate?
I predict Biden will keep bringing up the $60 Trillion and Bernie will huff and ruff and wave his arms about wildly and look a fool because he can't do numbers. Bernie will also be way too nice to Biden, even when Biden threats him physically to a boxing match or a sit up contest.
Bernie has already given up anyway(pic related), he's going to let Biden walk all over him
Adderall addiction vs chronic alcoholism. Should be a debate held in a nursing hall living room.
They aren't necessarily unsafe, they could be a lot safer than paper ballots and leave a paper trail where people could securely do their own recounts/audits. But all the ones I know of are insanely unsafe, like they were intentionally designed with hackability in mind.
Bernie has already started putt8ng out ads going hard on Biden.
Imagine thinking the man who can barely remember his own name will be able to stand up to Trump in a debate.
Hillary definitely won the first debate, Trump definitely won the second one, the third was a tie
He does if it’s Biden. Such an easy opponent to beat.
Where? got a link? I highly doubt Bernie can go hard
He's going soul kiss a 11 year old drag kid on stage. Everyone will clap. Trump will be vanquished. Love Trumps Hate, bigots.
>Bernie has already started putt8ng out ads going hard on Biden.
I bet hes too scared to use the nuclear option in the debate which is to ask:
>Where's hunter?
This is true. Trump is not great at one on one debates, his strength was turning the 16 man republican primary debates into his rallies but you can’t do that with only one other opponent.
The media will go all out to help biden in the debates.
They will give him the questions
They will go to him anytime he signals
The "moderators" will attack trump and defend him just like candy crawley did for obama
They will claim resoundingly that biden won every debate regardless of what actually happened.
What trump will do to Biden in the debates can be considered elder abuse. I think even with a failing Corona Chan economy trump will win with huge numbers
i wont leak any more than this:
they have both their voices coded up in a prototype ai and i've heard internal leaks of the audio and it's brutal. they have trump stuttering and biden heavily implying he doesn't need to be a billionaire because his dick is long enough. these people have been in the public eye for decades and it sounded very convincing, typical trump bravado and typical biden tough guy routine, trump looked bad (sounded).
Dems are doing the same play as 2004 which is having a candidate running on being "not Trump". In 2004 Bush fucked the economy and alienated the rightwing by promising amnesty and still won because Kerry was a nerd. Biden is a senile, violent old man who can barely string a sentence together and thinks he's running for senate to impeach President Nixon who will probably pick a faggot or a fat nigger to be his VP (both will get ZAPPED by Pence).
So it'll be like 2004 except the Republican will get a lot more votes and the Democrat a lot less.
How did some fag from middle earth know about this before a burger? FAKE and GAYPILLED
Nobody remembers how the Dems rigged debates for 2016 election.
twitter.com
politico.com
Biden doesn’t know how to banter. It’s like he never had friends shit talking to each other. I can imagine how it will go in a debate.
Trump: sleepy Joe Biden will be sleeping instead of working for the country
Biden: hey, Jack, I’ll challenge you to a pull up contest
I think their game plan is member obongo, orange man bad and Russian hacking our elections